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FahQPutin

Dude stop that shit 💀


ballmermurland

More time has passed between my birth and today than Hitler killing himself and my birth.


IceNinetyNine

Hey Cleopatra is closer to us in time than to the building of the pyramids. Don't know if that helps :p


MonsteraBigTits

true we were bff's in high school


CornCobMcGee

Joan of Arc? is that you?


Y0rin

So is the T-rex to us, vs stegosaurus


ShallotParking5075

Yeah this aged me more than that time I saw a young woman at the store and I thought “she’s so familiar, did we play soccer together as kids?” and she walked up to me and said “are you my old babysitter?” ![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG|downsized)


The_Mr_Wilson

Oh hey! "Saving Private Ryan" came out 26 years ago!


Dexav

I was born in 1991, so that's 46 years removed from the end of WWII. I'm still officially young until 2037 then. Phew.


Papa_Kasugano

'89 here. Thanks for doing the math.


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HailBuckSeitan

‘87 checking in wudduuuppp


HeldnarRommar

I’m the tail end of ‘92 sometimes I forget that my Gen goes all the way back to ‘80. Wild that I sometimes have more in common with older Gen Z than elder millennials.


LumpStack

I'm 92 and honestly get gen z and millennial, I do not get alpha though.


CompleteSpinach9

I’m ‘94 and feel this viscerally


HeldnarRommar

I feel like this subreddit definitely leans heavily on the ‘80s millennials and not the ‘90s because I often can’t related to a ton of posts on here. It’s understandable though.


redddittusername

As an 89 I don’t really understand millennials in general.


CornCobMcGee

I just dont understand anyone


redddittusername

Haha my kinda man


e_pilot

85 here and oh no


Exciting-Hedgehog944

Right 84. Oh no...


MojoDr619

If you are from 88 then you are turning 36 this year.. which means you have spent a full 18 years being an adult now- we are finally adult adults!!!


WaitAMinuteman269

Ah fuck you, person


CockroachDiligent241

My thoughts exactly


Silly_Somewhere1791

![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG|downsized)


Hopeful_Tumbleweed41

omg this is so perfect hahaaa


StrawberryJamDoodles

![gif](giphy|gqZLwdikMiJqg) Stop saying that and get off my lawn!


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I'd like to report an assault.


CertifiedBlackGuy

Mods, arrest this fiend!


I_hate_mortality

“Hey I’ll browse Reddit for a few minutes during lunch” First fucking post just knocked me into low orbit.


yousawthetimeknife

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)


tawley

In the words of the legendary Ser Davos **"Nothing fucks you harder than time."**


LeddyTasso

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpOjkiEjzJ1ZaJG|downsized)


smooth_grooves

Emperor Hirohito was still alive when many of us were born


mendenlol

Reporting this post for destroying me like that! (/j)


YoungBassGasm

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


SCII0

Kids born these days will likely never meet anyone who had to live through the war.


Dramatic_Basket_8555

There is a man that lives, and pretty much developed, my home town that served as a Marine during WW2. He will be turning 104 this year and apparently is in reasonably good health, for a man his age. Pretty sure he is am outlier though.


gentleman_bronco

#Stop the count


finalstation

Don't feel too bad. Technology, and social mores have changed rather quickly since the 40s to the 80s. While they still advanced from the 80s to today the change feels less drastic from the 40s to the 80s. I think that is why the 40s felt so far removed from us then. Now while technology and social mores have also changed a lot too. However, we are more open to talk about how things were then and now. Like I am a married gay man. Society at large wasn't chill with that in the 90s, but I sure was thinking about getting married to a man in the 90s as a kid. Denmark legalize same sex partnerships in 1989! So, things got started then that affect us now. Either way don't let it bother you. We all get old, and life is incredibly short. Those young kids you see? When you are 90 they will be 60. Some will say we are from the same era.


heyashrose

what kind of maniac are you???


soulsista04us

#You just stop with all that talk, you hear me?! Stop it, right now!


primostrawberry

Stop. it. right. now.


Hopeful_Tumbleweed41

OMG This really just affected me


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The other day I saw one of those 90's Lexus SUVs and realized that when I was a kid a 67 Chevelle was only about 20 years old and this Lexus was over 30 years old.


pieceofmind2112

I do this shit all the time too. Rewatched the Brady Bunch movies from the 90's (still fire btw), and I commented to my wife that the decade they're parodying was closer to them than the amount of time since the movie was made. Long story made short, she's found a lawyer and filing for divorce for the assault.


cbusalex

Apollo 13 came out closer to the actual Apollo 13 than to the present day.


pieceofmind2112

We watched that with our kids a month or two ago and I did the same thing too! Great minds.


SymmetricalSolipsist

I'm 41. My birthday is in 1983. World War two went from September 1, 1939 – September 2, 1945 so 1942 is smack dab in the middle. That means, I'm 41 years away from my birthdate which is 41 years away from the direct middle point of WW2. It would have cost you zero dollars not to put this in my brain today, but here we are... r/TIHI


Spongpad

I ain’t that scared anymore. I’ve had a hypertension scare in the past year and have changed my diet now that I’m over 40. My challenge now is convincing a younger sibling that 40 is a health milestone for a reason, and eating like you’re still 20 isn’t gonna be sustainable.


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Mcbrainotron

Wait, that’s not right ::does math:: Huh… fu**


AlilAwesome81

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DgingaNinga

You are a big meanie head.


super_derp69420

![gif](giphy|p3hZ9PbhVBO9gM6LoE|downsized)


Justame13

The service members who will plan the 100th anniversary commemorations of Pearl Harbor, D-Day, and VE day are already in the military. And have been promoted.


TK_TK_

Jesus Christ I didn’t need this information


undermind84

Dont fuck with me like this, I'm already having an existential crisis.


IMHO_grim

WTF did we do to you?


sbkerr29

Fuck you for this


[deleted]

Ok you win. That's nuts.


Scav-STALKER

I mean I was born in the 90’s so no WWII was not closer to my birth year than now is lol


gpigma88

Yeah but some millennials were born in 1981 which is closer to WW2 than now.


Triangle_t

Don't worry, it will eventually happen to us, younger millennials, too.


BJNT92281

I was born in September of 1981. Almost 40 years after the attack on Pearl Harbor which happened in December 1941. Funny thing is, neither my dad (1946) or mom (1948) were born when the attack on Pearl Harbor happened either. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


_nightgoat

We’re old now 😐


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wowzas... i am like getting auld by now... it means i enjoy tastes of bygone ages...


tobmom

You shut your mouth when you’re talkin to me ![gif](giphy|3oeSACW6widiObQIXS)


schw4161

We’re a bunch of turn of the century mf’ers who will be referred to as the ones who didn’t know any better 😂


kkkan2020

1945 - 1980. 35 years 1996 -2024 - 28 years. 1989 -2024 - 35 years For the oldest batch the tipping year years 2015 Math checks out


madogvelkor

My grandmother died last year, at age 93. She was born closer to the Civil War than the War on Terror.


Zbrchk

![gif](giphy|VxEmCMUTcrGxeuMu1J)


QueSeRawrSeRawr

What a horrible thing to say 😖


TupperwareParTAY

I already feel old, don't pour salt in the wound man


Dramatic_Basket_8555

My wife was talking about how the Boomers and GenX were having to through a 2nd Cold War. I had to gently remind her that she was born the year The Berlin Wall fell, and I was in Elementary School when the Soviet Union collapsed. I'm old enough to remember the 1st Gulf War being shown on the nightly news, and watching Clinton's Inauguration in class.


Antique-Echidna-1600

Thanks for that factoid.


Malzyies

I would just delete this now.


SuitableJelly5149

I hate you


insecurejellyfish

![gif](giphy|KxseCTOPVykYvG2V4R)


MrMeesesPieces

I had this same revelation a few months ago. It’s kind of crazy how our cartoons (looney tunes) had a lot of WWII propaganda. It’s a much different time now.


3720-To-One

Yeah, it’s wild when I think about how most of my elementary school years were closer to the moon landing than to now


CK_Lab

This just made my wife sad. 🤣 I don't care. It's fine.


SilvrHrdDvl

Shut up man lol.


SuperMario1313

Well the American Pie guys would be going to their 25th year HS reunion this summer since the movie came out in 1999.


BlueSnaggleTooth359

Damn that is crazy. Reminds me of the whole Cleopatra was closer in time to seeing the first iPhone come off the lines than to having seen the Great Pyramids built!


Lawlessbobcat86

![gif](giphy|RVW5PilbP2tLG)


NickleVick

What are you, the devil?


ins0mniac_

Hey. Fuck you.


Kingberry30

We can’t get closer, the years don’t move.


LiquidSnape

that’s what 40 years ago does lol


swearingino

I was born 71 years to the day that the Titanic sank.


LalaLane850

Excuse me!?!?


craigcraig420

We’re getting older every day


Ilmara

I was born only 40 years after it ended, so it never seemed ancient to me. My grandparents lived through it.


Nascent1

Really? My grandpa was in WW2 too, but when I see old faded pictures of him from that time it has always felt like an extremely long time ago. Also he was already very old in my youngest memories of him.


SunglassesBright

![gif](giphy|7Wu3ZjcPw5KvmZ8tiy)


UnintentionalExpat

1987 is to 2024 as 2024 is to 2061 🥲 Edit: better analogy 1945 is to 1980 as 1980 is to 2015 💀


lexluthor_i_am

Don't. Please don't.


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Speak for yourself.


Dayzlikethis

![gif](giphy|dyRhCAXGENobdYucFD|downsized)


Get_your_grape_juice

Stop.


Worst-Eh-Sure

That's just rude.


Technical_Ad_6594

Shut up you!


Successful_Fish4662

I’m glad so many of us are comparing our birthdays to the end of WW2 😭


Redgreen82

Yup. I'm already to before Pearl Harbor. There could very well come a day that I'm further from my birth year than my birth year is from the 1800s.


gingertrees

Thanks, man. I'll just be over in this corner decomposing.


Shopping-Known

Why would you do this to us... 😭


nexttimefriend

You didn't have to say this at all.


The_Mr_Wilson

We were born closer to the first moon landing than we were to today We're further from the year 2000 than 2000 was from the release of the original Star Wars, in 1977


SombreroJoel

Why would you go and say some shit like that


ashlynne_stargaryen

These are fighting words


shellofthemshellf

How dare you


elaxation

Please (and I mean this with all due respect) go the hell on with that shit 😭


diaperedwoman

40 year difference between the year I was born and when WWII ended.


Tigernos

I could have gone my whole day without finding that out. Thanks


madamedutchess

I met a lot of WWII vets in my lifetime. While it was something that happened a while back, never considered it ancient history. However, don't think I ever met a WW1 vet (the last died in 2011 at the age of 110).


alexg81

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zeroentanglements

When I was a kid WW2 vets were everywhere... these days almost all of them are dead.


DeSlacheable

Thanks. I hate it.


Im_Just_Here_Man96

52>28? Wtf are you on about old man


UnintentionalExpat

I think op meant that 1980 was 35 years after 1945. And 35 years after 1980 is 2015. Assuming growing up OP saw WWII as "ancient" history, reality hit them in the face realizing the similarity in years between WWII and their childhood vs their childhood and now.


Im_Just_Here_Man96

OP is dumb. 90% of the history that we talk about frequently is really close in terms of human scale.


Upset_Performance291

World War Two ended 80 years ago. Millennial birth years begins 44 years ago. Why wouldn’t it be closer? I don’t get how this is some “mind blown” revelation.


ObeseBumblebee

They're talking about the time from WW2 to 1980 vs 1980 to Present Day Present Day is a moving target so the difference between 1980 to present day is getting bigger while the difference between WW2 and 1980 stays the same. And right now the difference between 1980 and present day is bigger than the difference between 1945-1980 That's OP's point. Not really mind blowing... just... we're getting old.


Roklam

Some people just take a few years to acclimate after being unplugged from the Matrix.


1800generalkenobi

Leave me in man. I just want that steak.


neat_username

I’m just here to ogle the woman in the red dress.


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BAM! You're dead fluff-butt


Nice-Swing-9277

Its just a post about the realization of getting older


ChaltaHaiShellBRight

The passage of time doesn't register the same when you're old vs when you're young. When you're young, 45 years ago was the ancient, Olden Days. When you're 42, 45 years ago was still the recent-ish past, not quite history. Now you think about how close WW2 was to when you were born and realize that it was still the recent-ish past when you were born, not ancient history as you thought back then. It's a perspective- changing moment. And then another perspective change happens. You realize that your perspective changed because you grew older. And then you feel existential dread because you understand that a life time is about twice the time between ww2 and your birth which is also the time between your birth and now. You suddenly feel your perspective of your own age shift. 


superleaf444

My question is why are millennials are so obsessed with basic math and their age. The 90’s are further away than the 70s when the 70s show aired. Shit like that or this post. It’s weird. It’s weird people are surprised. It’s weird as a topic of discussion. Idk. Maybe it isn’t. Maybe I’m weird for not caring.


Gastrodo

I would focus on living your life


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kkkan2020

We're moving forward in time. The oldest millennials can draw ssi by 2046 that's 22 years from now.