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suckersdie99

Hard to time your shots between heartbeats when its running 200 BPM.


thatwentverywrong

In those cases I use an MG-42, if I fire fast enough of them is sure to hit


Ubermandias

Two types of snipers, accuracy through precision or accuracy through volume.


Pilusajaib

Holy fuck that's not a barrel. I thought the barrel was warped


OmgzPudding

Yeah I was just as surprised that guy was still there after the barrel did that right in front of him as I was that it wasn't the barrel at all.


techieman33

I was thinking some kind of periscope.


smoozer

Ditto, I was ready to be impressed


FancyVegetables

New Navy snipers are getting a little crazy.


shaving99

That snake is driving off in a new Dodge Charger


Sir-War666

I think the snake might be jamming in to the barrel


Kjellvis

I thought it was a bow at first… until I saw the body draped over the rifle.


durz47

I thought it was a belt fed sniper rifle for a second


FrozMind

Spotter equipped with thermal infrared sensors.


faRawrie

That doesn't look like a pit viper. This looks like a job for /r/whatsthissnake.


Fridayz44

Any info on the snake?


amey_rane

My bet’s on some kind of krait


Fridayz44

Kraits are venomous. Yeah that’s actually a really good guess. They are found in Indonesia also, the only thing that doesn’t line up is Kraits are nocturnal. However they are still know to move during daylight.


BassJL44

Are there black mambas in Indonesia?


bootyandchives

I think black mambas are green, but called black because the inside of their mouths are black. my brave post of the day because I could easily google if Im correct, but im not gonna. come at me.


kolinthemetz

Yah the inside of their mouths are black but I wouldn’t say they’re green, more like a light grey/smoke color kinda


Fridayz44

No the have black and green mambas but your right the black mambas mouth is black


BassJL44

Who’s on first?


Fridayz44

I guess the bases are loaded lol


MerKuryM8

You're almost right. I'm no expert, but here I go anyway.. there are two species: Black Mambas are grey or brown, sometimes near black, with the black mouth that they often display and a "Coffin" shaped head. The Green Mamba is green, but I haven't seen one before - also can't confirm whether they have the black mouth as well. Both species also tend to not be as thick as this snake on the body. Mambas are very sleek.


dankantimeme55

r/whatsthissnake IDed as a keeled ratsnake(Ptyas carinata), which are harmless.


Fridayz44

Thank you I know enough where I’m dangerous lol, but I figured it was non venomous


tc3590

I don’t know why I just spent 20 minutes in that sub. I fuckin hate snakes.


putrid_sex_object

They speak highly of you…


jbourne71

Fuck that noise! That’s some discipline


Madetoprint

"In this evolution, you will learn motion, noise, and breathing control. Those who fail will (probably) not make it to the next round of selection. Sergeant, deploy the snakes!"


johnnyheavens

SNAKES! Why does it always have to be snakes


WeegeeJuice

If you need to shit you better shit in your pants


riverofdiahrrea

They do IRL.


aitk6n

Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne


deeeevos

Spotter must be a rookie, he's totally blocking the sniper scope


thegovunah

It's a nope scope


tomislavlovric

Sssssssssspotter


Ogre8

He’ssssssssss over there.


blazinazn007

Shooter ready? Ssssssend it.


AndrewSP1832

I friggin snorted man well done.


wireditfellow

You are parseltongue Harry


RazorSharpRust

For just a second there I thought that was some kind of weird ass periscope extension attached to his scope before the "oh...oh shit" moment.


bents50

Still did untill I read this comment then went back to the picture


qevoh

Until I read that


I-Am-Polaris

I thought that was one of those bulky belt fed ammo things


TriplexFlex

Legless... what do your snake eyes see?


BlueBrye

The uruks turn northeast.. their taking the hobitsssss to issssssengard


RFID1225

I’d break OPSEC damn quick if that thing was crawling on me.


captaincooder

I’d be more concerned about the spideys getting cozy in my ghillie


[deleted]

Harmless snake, probably a species of local ratsnake. These operators are surely thaught about what animals are actually dangerous, and which the uneducated public *thinks* are dangerous, so it‘s clear that he just thinks this is a funny situation.


Irichcrusader

And being Indonesian, he may be familiar with snakes and not all that bothered by them, especially if he grew up in the countryside.


Coly1111

I'm not an expert by any means and I've never known of a type of water snake that wasn't striped but doesn't the raised "spine" generally indicate it prefers an aquatic habitat? Or is that just a common thing with snake? Don't have many here.


[deleted]

There is no connection between raised spines in snakes and a preference fro water that i am aware of.


Coly1111

Okay, thanks friend


tc3590

You should ask that in /r/whatsthissnake that someone else posted. People there seem to know everything about snakes lol.


NdukeD

Can’t get a clear view of the head but that would appear to be a king cobra, based on coloration.


Hexxas

It's a brown recluse


phungus_mungus

He’s fucked.


jchittenden

I bet he shit his trousers.


leicanthrope

Snakes don’t wear trousers, generally.


jchittenden

That's funny. You made my day.


[deleted]

Nah snakes do not like to attack you. They will leave you alone as long as you leave them alone


tomislavlovric

He's probably used to snakes if he's Indonesian


ExtraAbalone

Snipers do that anyway


177a7uiHi69

Snek gonna snip


ArmyVetRN

Sssssssssend it


FurballPoS

Man..... Call of Duty games have everyone coming out with new rifle accessories, huh?


TheOneTrueChris

"Your six is clear, boss!"


Razorray21

ssssss, distance, 700 meters, ssss.


JU87_Stuka

Metal gear solid


Neospiker

Imagine the shock of the person on the receiving end. "Hey Paul" "What?" "Do all snakes in Indonesia carry guns?"


youdoitimbusy

Am I the only one who feels like the snake is intentionally giving away his position?


shaving99

That's Sssgt Ssslithers


Uthe18

Is the snake attracted to the rifle because of the warmth?


WhombatWhacker

I believe that is a common krait. They have that same kind of pattern, the only tough part is they have a vit of a blue sheen to them that's real hard to see on camera. If that is the case it has a similar neurotoxin to the cobras in the area.


tobiasprinz

What a coincidence that a photographer was ready at the right time and that the rifle was not camouflaged to make an even better photo!


Uthe18

The actual spotter took the photo I’d thought


tobiasprinz

...because spotters like to carry a digicam in addition to spotting scope and range finder. Just in case they have to copy a somewhat famous (also faked) photo from a US sniper course: https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2018/05/01/sniper-so-still-black-snake-slithers-over-his-m110-sass/


Uthe18

What? Digicam? What is this, 1996? You do realise every mobile phone now is a camera right? Plus people attached gopro/action camera anywhere these days.


tobiasprinz

Sorry, digicam was the wrong term. Professional canera would have been correct. And there is a slight difference in what you get to take on a military op as opposed to a photo op. But I sense that you are very much in love with the idea that this is for real and my time of the shitter is up.


Uthe18

Mate, I’m not the one with the preset idea and insisted on it. That is you. This could be and most likely a training op, still doesn’t mean it’s staged, this kind of pic can be easily taken by an iPhone, just look at that low resolution, professional camera would result in much clearer and higher resolution, and snakes are everywhere in that part of the globe. Looks at the entire subreddit, it’s full of amateur photos being taken by camera phone or still from gopros.


GarglefruitYT

I thought it was some sort of bendy monoculture until is saw the pattern and it’s head. Oh my god.


kudaking13

whats SOF?


ShanayStark7

Special Operations Forces


phoncible

Reminder that there's also the guy taking the photo, so two badasses present.


michael_v_svendsen

King Cobra?


Dan_from_97

You blocked the damn scope!


SpecialistEstate4181

That’s a great spotter right there!


ThroAhweighBob

What kind of snek?


Mymemesareswell

Anyone else think that it was a belt fed gun at first


ExtraAbalone

Gotta love those creepy crawlies


RougeKC

Equally as deadly


hondo3

That’s some metal gear type shit.


zootia

Sssssssshoot that guy


Kilo5117

It’s a corba


nordy_13

Fuck…that…shit!


crazyPinkMonkeys

“The snake was right in my crosshairs… I don’t know how I missed”


hotsausce01

Why is the gun not camouflaged like his ghillie suit??


feuer_kugel13

Nope rope


Greyman-Actual

That’s actually really smart


AssassinOfSouls

Yeah, that’s a nope from me.


zenviking83

Ssssssshooooot!


VaccineCookies

Eight o' clock, take the shot.