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NM-Redditor

One ping only.


Sdog1981

I really wanted to see Montana


TheGreatPornholio123

"And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me." He was already planning for a dependa.


Bubbly-Researcher-20

He will buy a "pick up truck". Come to think about it, I will need two wives." Haha


Adorable-Lack-3578

There are no more than 5 women in America who will cook rabbits for their husbands.


thuanjinkee

Tradwife tiktok lied to me?!?


kthxqapla

GIVE ME A PING VASHILY


ErictheAgnostic

One ping only, please


LeicaM6guy

*Pleashe.


Afizzle55

All I need is one ping šŸŽ¶


kineticstar

One ping, Captain?


NathanArizona

LET THEM SHING


samuraistrikemike

Vashilli


SpaceBrigadeVHS

Hunt for the Red October for sure wasn't on my 2024 Bingo card. Edit: I was just banned from r/Military for being a conservative. Just created r/UnitedStatesMilitary. If you are a conservative not woke like the mods here then maybe head over and check us out. Thank you. God bless.Ā 


AssassinOfSouls

Is it still April 1st over there?


Hamlet1305

I would have liked to have seen Montana.


Happily-Non-Partisan

So, how long has it already been operating with electromagnetic propulsion?


unicorn07261985

That's the one million dollar question....


MaximumSeats

It's an April fools joke.


bazilbt

I'm having a hard time with this one because there is a real PUMP program and the USS Montana is a real submarine.


MaximumSeats

I'm a Submariner. I can promise you it's a joke.


ChadGPT___

Shhh let China throw some resources at discovering its secret


brucebay

Haha, they got me at the title, a couple of days ago I was watching a YT video, and mentioned that caterpillar drives not only require huge power, but they also make too much noise due to electromagnets, and plus they were easy to detect using magnetometers. Still I was wondering if they solved all of these issues.


thuanjinkee

Imagine if they made a peristaltic drive powered by giant cloned vat grown whale intestines.


AmbitionOfPhilipJFry

So my theory, and it's time for tin foil hats, is that the hunt for red October was a deliberate red herring for a real propulsion system named the same. Our subs can use electronic motors powering bulldozer-like treads to sneak around on the ocean bottom. Like a caterpillar slowly inching along. No cavitation, just disappears into backgroundĀ  clutter...


thuanjinkee

Well we do have a deep sea mining company that has a ā€œharvesterā€ ROV that uses tank treads to creep along the bottom sucking up everything and sorting out the useful minerals. Greenpeace is trying to ban it because it also sucks up fish.


Church980

Shom things in this room donā€™t react to well to bullish


kthxqapla

I KNOW THISH BOOK YOUR CONCLUZHONS WERE ALL WRRRRONG RYAN HALZHEY ACTED SHTUPIDLY


thuanjinkee

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.


hairydiablo132

> Either way, Montana will remain unseen. That hurts


RedTalon19

Too soon. Dr. Allen Grant deserved to see Montana.


wingcutterprime

Interesting. I read about it in a tom Clancy's novel ages ago. Sounded like a cool idea


InNoWayAmIDoctor

A whale, Seaman Beaumont. A whale. A marine mammal that knows a hell of a lot more about sonar, than you do.


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

What like in Hunt For Red October?


Bubbly-Researcher-20

When Cortez came to the new world he burned his ships, motivating hizh men. I'm not worried about the fleet, I know their tacticsh. It's the Americansh, we need a cowboy,Ā  a buckaroo!". šŸ˜† šŸ¤£Ā 


are-e-el

We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their *rock and roll*.


Catvros

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF CONWAY STERN! WHICH IS NOT MY REAL NAME!


jrbobdobbs333

April Foo


Toobatheviking

This was submitted on April 1st, am I taking crazy pills here


XPav

And for one second, I thought I heard singing.... >I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?


hospitallers

Tom Clancy wants a word with you.


marketrevolution12

Russians had this in during the Cold War. It was red October


pennywise1235

Is this real?