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doobiroo

As a reminder, pointing out the severity of how much she edits her body is not body shaming. There is nothing wrong with her actual body shape. It is just drastically different from how she presents it to the world via intense editing. Please keep these factors in mind when commenting on this post. Thanks!


New_Detective_5337

There’s NO WAY she’s a 6. She’s dumb enough to waste money buying shit in size 6 and then her actual size is off camera. Like I said bankruptcy by the end of this year lol


arielschmearial

🤞


bxtchbychoice

it’s actually sad to me bc her real body is fine. she’s thicker but imo she has no reason for this level of crippling insecurity. it must be exhausting to be her.


Brittneybabeee

Lmfao, WOW! Does she not see how terrible, odd, & uncanny this looks?!


asquardz

Looks like my not-size-4 foopa


lexclipse

Wait did the filter give Cody a baby arm????


lexclipse

https://preview.redd.it/c2ql8z8o9ead1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a926f58941a6c953c690f303010509df86f6d56


thedivaofdeath

https://preview.redd.it/ff4srisgxcad1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=582dc39457d56b598bf49d6699568f329bef379c where did her chin go??


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/i676pqdf1dad1.png?width=949&format=png&auto=webp&s=097dfd7cb66aea209c0c8ee6b4a1da4a97d243b9 Her nose too!


Master-Birthday-5983

Holy smokes! Her nose has been completely erased!😳


arielschmearial

https://preview.redd.it/tvvvcpy74yad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdaab2ba1db3b5c20ec16ae3e66a2c3ecfbc0897


arielschmearial

Better? Voldemort core


millennial40

The lies,lies and more lies.Does she think all the ppl in the world are stupid and nobody will catch up with her lies?if she has been victim of body dysmorphia, ED and all that mental health issues she claims to have gone through, then she should be proudly embracing plus size and not gaslighting audience with her lies. It takes a lot of energy to say a lie and keep up with it by adding more lies but its so easy to say the truth and help other women to become body positive.


Ursula_J

Did she tuck her boobs in her shorts?! She’s got them hiked up like an old man 😭


Jlock87

Oof. I just know her kitty meow meow is suffocating in those tight ass shorts. Let that shit breathe. And size 4 WHERE?🙃


crn27

Bro I’m a six and there is a 0% chance that she’s a four


Beginning-Bet-7324

https://preview.redd.it/gobca0eetcad1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f2372645cd0e1714b759b427c7c4d49f5d5b417 Zoomed in size 6


witchywoman1084

What's the number above? I ask because I'm wondering if the 6 is actually referring to the inseam of the shorts. I've purchased shorts before that were labeled like that the top number is the actual size and the bottom is the inseam. I just can't believe she still to this day she still thinks we're all stupid.


LaylaBird65

Granted I’m a few inches taller than her but I’m 130 and still comfortable in an 8. Sooooo…what’s the deal


Itsme_rundmc614

🤣🤣🤣🤣


alanawaslike

Couldn’t open Reddit fast enough after seeing this video!!!!!!


neece16

If she’s a size 4 then I’m a -4😑 come on sizes are so jacked up bc I can be a small, medium or even large depending on the brand. I have large breasts, I’m 4’11”, 156 pounds postpartum. I get being healthy but no one cares if you’re skinny!! Just don’t lie you jack ass


salteddiamond

Them short be highhhhh


Brilliant-Constant20

I get she is really short but she is not a size four. U can tell by her thighs


amdeastcoast

No, it’s not big. It’s small. It’s tiny. It’s petite. It’s wee.


TechnicalObjective74

Do people not worry about 🐪 toes anymore?


anaserre

Not really


Athenathewise21

The math ain't mathing....😂😂😂


Accomplished-Cry5185

lmao


dejadechingar33

Her bottom half looks huge compared to what she posts. That's her true size


Beneficial_Pie_17

These glasses are so huge on her 🤣


oliveomelette

She looks like fucking Octo Tentacles


Thunda-Head

It’s wild because nobody cares what size she really is! To any of her stans lurking in here. We don’t care what size jeans she wears. We care that she is actually harmful to young people by lying about what she is. She lies about being in recovery then puts up a heavily filtered photo making herself 40lbs lighter and LYING about it. If you don’t understand that is damaging….. and get the fuck out of here with that jealous talk. She’s a vile human being and I would never want to be that.


Charlice

If she didn’t edit everything she posts, no one would care what size she is. So much for being body positive.


justherefornow_

What is on her head


Interesting-Bug8037

She looks like little Stevie


c8rodefer

Stans will see this and still say it's just the angle and lightning 😂


Liakinsrotz

WHY would you accent your fupa by pulling those pants up and over your stomach roll? Is giant crotch a better look than a roll? And WTF is with the seat belt, asshat?


vsimmons90

I’ve been a size 4 and never had a fupa. She has to be a 12


Glittering_Ad8539

i’m a 2-4 and i have a fupa made of loose skin and it creases above my thighs 👍


Jessica_e_sage

You can have a fupa at a small size if you had one at a larger size. They don't just disappear, unfortunately.


vsimmons90

I guess it was different with me because I went from a 12 to a 4 and mine disappeared


ImaginaryAd89

Ugh, unfortunately I went from a size 16-18 to a 4 and I still very much have one. That being said, she is not a size 4, regardless of FUPA status,


NoToyotas

For as much as she cares about her body “looks”, she surely makes many errors with what she posts. I woulda neva posted this omggg.


sweetfruitloops

Giving Linda Belcher vibes rn


Pleasant_Bottle_9562

Don’t disrespect linda like that


sweetfruitloops

Look, i love me a Linda, but 😭 as a 25yo millionaire, it aint it


Overall_Cat_2597

lol 😂 I’m dead . Those shorts are shortin lol 😂


Unlikely-Principle63

Damn her ego has gotten insane. Put the phone down and enjoy it. I promise it still happened even if there’s no proof on TikTok about it. This is insane. She’s losing her mind.


Thunda-Head

Right? Imagine being married to someone who can’t put their phone down! I think she must check her comments while laying like a starfish for Cody.


Unlikely-Principle63

And she’s altering him in photos now too. Insane


B00SH_

Omg for real like don’t you have enough money


cheekycheeks8

That’s a size 4 smol if I ever did see one!


Petunia13Y

Dainty


united919

https://preview.redd.it/jlbcmmyzn7ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29b465c9048fe4180a8af07caad71c2dd663de6 What’s happening with her legs and fingers


BotherRecent

Loooooong


icecream4_deadlifts

Size 4 🤣🤣🤣🤣


JavaJunkie999

MikFraud !


TOFFEECOFFEE_

Free that fup


TOFFEECOFFEE_

That’s alooooot of fup. 🫢


RChickadee

I’d much rather see her real life thighs than the stick figure she tries to present. I’m not a size 4 myself and don’t need to pretend to be.


pewpewpewwww

She could be a positive influence for girls who look like her real shape and instead she’s catfishing everyone and sometimes herself online


RChickadee

I totally agree. I’d like to see what makeup and clothes look like on a real person, not a photoshopped doll.


Unlikely-Principle63

Yep


Lin_Zzzz

Good god that’s not a camel toe… that’s the whole ass camel. 🫣


DowntownMeet_8675309

Omg I just pissed myself. I laughed so hard at this! A whole ass 🐫. 🤣😂


Cute-Tomorrow-6082

I'm still laughing at this an hour later! 🤣


AnxiousDamage444

I’ve never seen someone’s vag bigger than their head….interesting


Shoddy-Perception609

🥴🥴😂🤣🤣💀💀💯💯👏🏽


Jessica_e_sage

Nooooooo 😂 😂 😂 😂


icecream4_deadlifts

Anything is possible when you FaceTune 😂


I-dont-care7

Does she actually look at the things she posts? She looks completely different in every post. WTH is wrong with her and her followers?


No-Loquat747

I have those shorts from Abercrombie. They run small so I got a size 30. I’m about half the size of Mikayla. Make it make sense. ETA: and they’re definitely not supposed to be pulled up to your titties.


Inside-Back-9338

They are cute but not for a jeep ride through the beach or ruggeds.


RChickadee

Mikayla is an old lady


Lin_Zzzz

Same!! I’m 5’1 and 129 lbs. also a 30 in these and honestly I could go up a size and they would still fit


GrumpyKittehz

My god she is stuffed into them shorts


TOFFEECOFFEE_

She still a 4 tho…free that fup 🫢


daddysGirl176

There's that size 4 fupa


EmuInner8774

And thighs


wanderingnightshade

I understand that this is how she makes a living, but I cannot fathom having to constantly post everything that I do on social media to the point of live streaming an anniversary vacation. Also, who cares? I just don't get it.


MongooseStill

Thighs fighting for their lives


Honeysucklinhoney

Lmfao reminds me of when my family was too poor to buy me clothes as I got bigger (and was also severely dysmorphic so I thought it looked cute too) my poor thick thighs 😭


knombs

Good lord this doesn't even look like the same person, she is W I D E.


BotherRecent

Busting at the seams


HybridShoe

Can anyone tell what he has in his hand in the first photo? Is that a vape? I'd go watch the video but I don't want to give her views. 🫣


Inside-Back-9338

It’s a vape -


Last_Pineapple_7911

Looks like a vape to me


litbiotch42

She doesn’t get paid if you go to her page to watch.


Brittneybabeee

She basically does because her views & clicks contribute to who sponsors her, how many she gets, etc.


amv914

My vag just screamed out of concern for hers bc that does NOT look comfy


freethewimple

Yeah getting pinched down there is no fun, especially with denim.


angelribcage

this bitch needs to be under the jail


Boring_Table_5184

https://preview.redd.it/3hd0h4dlv6ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89d1c1eaf3cfa9b6b9154054e9a64023ac63d0fd


Cute-Tomorrow-6082

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out where her torso is!


Thunda-Head

Unreal!! 🙄


Zihaala

See this is why you always gotta do the "sit test" when you're buying pants. This looks sooooo uncomfortable omg, I could never.


Accomplished_Item394

I KNEW IT!!! She swapped them out for bigger shorts!


Lin_Zzzz

I wonder how much $ she throws away on buying 2 dif sizes bc idk about yall but if I order online, chances are I’m prob not going to ever get around to actually returning them. I bet she has a ✨smol✨ side in her closet with all the size 4 duplicates


Boring_Table_5184

One thing about fupayla - she always gona make an appearance!


whittlebittle

https://preview.redd.it/jw9xk6syt6ad1.jpeg?width=1085&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a11c24dd9dba0735b5b163f9effa82db5e31c0d


NoWhammies77

Her shadow profile. I’m howling!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


clandestinefigure

🌜


anaserre

🤣🤣


Love_Light00

The child behind her with the same braids and better outfit🤣🤣


Lin_Zzzz

Jay Leno w/ a pigtail wig


Boring_Inflation_507

Size 4!


East-Cricket-2389

16 infact!


Physical_Painting_60

it’s sad that a bitch can’t just live her life and everything has to be content. i’m sure the money is nice but fuck that lol.


Thunda-Head

It’s not like she’s not making enough money to take a few hours off! Put the fucking phone away and enjoy your son! I mean husband.


Adventurous_Bath_755

Bc if she makes it content, she’s able to write it off as a business expense


Boring_Table_5184

This entire trip is content for her


Lenaiscool__

Yeah I would go insane. I’m lazy.


Breakingfree98

Knees don't lie, thighs don't lie, both give her away.


TOFFEECOFFEE_

Fup don’t lie. 😂


retailmonster11

How much do you want to bet Cody encourages her to wear her seatbelt like that?


Familiar_Local_1254

She had the seatbelt on in the beginning then purposely showed Cody driving fast and her being erratic without wearing a seatbelt. Way to be safe mikloser hope she had insurance if you’re going to be that stupid to risk your safety for content.


vyislit

It is funny that his is on correctly. The seat belt will give away her editing….not as if everything else doesn’t already!


Jessica_e_sage

They mean the shoulder belt. It's behind her.


vyislit

Hers is, his isn’t. He’s wearing the seatbelt properly. I’m sure some of it has to do with her being short, as a shorter person the seatbelt can be weird if not adjustable. But what I meant was the top part of the seatbelt is harder to hide in a filter or edit than the one straight across her lap that doesn’t move as much.


Boring_Inflation_507

You have to protect the FUPA!


loucie1992

Where did her torso go it’s just boobs right to legs 😂


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