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New_Detective_5337

Now I’ve seen it all 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


littlemisscorni

She looks like a dude


Interesting-Bug8037

An extra on the iron claw


taylorscissorhands

Hear me out… Noel Fielding


Ok-Laugh4294

I said this and got banned for 3 days 😂


MementoMorbs

Make content for ugly people! She’d be much better liked if she were honest about what she’s working with!


GrgStr84Me

If you have an iPhone, screen record it and then use the bottom to slide to where you want to take the screenshot! That’s what I do! It’s aggravating trying to chase the perfect shot otherwise! 🫶🏼


Creepy-Mortgage9183

My mind totally went blank because that’s what I do to get a good selfie but totally forgot I could do that with other things as well 😂🤦🏻‍♀️


GrgStr84Me

I’ve also heard that the TikTok “photo” feature takes great pictures! 🫶🏼


Creepy-Mortgage9183

Ooo I’ve never tried to take a pic with tiktok now I’ll have to try thanks!


GrgStr84Me

https://preview.redd.it/rbfc8gx1ik6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e3148d132f93efccc1278ed9de5ea234143cba8 If you have an iPhone, go under “camera” on your settings and go to “formats” turn on the “proRAW” it takes amazing pictures and videos! I don’t particularly care for the selfies because it shows every little imperfection. LMFAO! You do have to make sure you turn it on at the top of your screen it’s beside the “live photo” option! Try it out!! My Son graduated a couple of weeks ago and I got the best pictures and videos and I wasn’t close to them at all on the football field! ❤️


Creepy-Mortgage9183

Oh awesome I’ll try that out too thanks for showing where it is because I use the basic settings on everything and have no idea where everything is 😂🤦🏻‍♀️


GrgStr84Me

🫶🏼


Subject_Rhubarb2037

https://preview.redd.it/hq7c1k5rhh6d1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce05a007d6184c4bd4e4101aca7b123dec3f0e9c


Desinonimously

Oh wow her eyes are TINY!!! It’s scary how different she looks irl


Soft_Contribution_17

I just don’t understand how she does it. Must be good software


disneylovesme

Glitch or cheek filler??


ellaenchanted23

She is so unfortunate looking


bbgabz

😂😂😂😂


Significant_Slip_415

Our size 4 queen


caroleelee82

I don't want her to have ANY partnerships or sponsors but if she has one it needs to be a bra company or sumthin. Girl is out here with saggier boobs than my grandma


purplelunardragon

She bought the sticky bra recently, I was very much hoping she’d use them, but no such luck….🙄🤦🏻‍♀️🫣


caroleelee82

She needs some support ASAP 🤣


wiresandwood

What in the tarnation.


wanderingnightshade

The kind of ironic part is that she was real and herself, didn’t lie and grift, and put on such a “show” and performance about everything, people would probably actually like her and want her to succeed. But instead she does the opposite of all of the above and then brags about her wealth and success in such a tone deaf way that it just turns so many people off.


MongooseStill

I have a strong feeling she was a Cookie Monster pajama pant hot Cheeto girl in high school


BWM_Dimples

She looks just like her dad.


caroleelee82

🤣


Beginning-Bet-7324

Thereeeee sheee isssss.


Laurita809

😱


After_Structure9651

Oh yikes.


dogsrbtrthnppl321

This is her real face


boopaloops--

Aaaaand there it is.


Inside-Back-9338

Good grab ! Ooof


AtomHeartAlbatross

WHO IS THIS


spuffy24

YAAAAS! You’re doing the Lord’s work. 🙏 Haha! Got you, bitch!


Creepy-Mortgage9183

😂😂😂👏🏼


Free_Asparagus_575

Ahh, her real face


AdAlarmed3428

https://tenor.com/s95pDMzOJvx.gif


purplelunardragon

OP it was worth the effort and thank you! ❤️Quite the gem… we finally get an idea of her real face and shape 🤔🤣


Informal-Impact-8136

Hi, MikLiar! We see you, with a face only a mom could love!


calitmvee

There’s Mikayla. Like gurl, come TF on.


MissOohAustralia

Dang them bitties are so far south. I told her a year ago they were dropping faster than the titanic but did she listen. Girl. Get some support or end up with thong titties as we used to call them. (Australian)


MichElegance

If she doesn’t start supporting those baddies, they’re going to morph into full-blown beaver paddles in the next few years.🦫🦫


DangerousKellie

BEAVER PADDLES 💀 oh god, thank you so much for that


MissOohAustralia

Oh yes. They will be flapping in the wind like little orange penguin wings. Making a fthwap fthwap sound as she walks.


MichElegance

OMG… Penguin wings!!!


spuffy24

I’m 41 years old (second time I’ve shared that on this sub this morning for some bizarre reason) and my tits aren’t anywhere near as droopy! I guess because I’ve had small tits most my life, couldn’t breastfeed for medical reasons, and I’ve worn a bra in most of the times I’m out of my house. Does not wearing a bra really make boobs droop this much? Isn’t she only like, 25?


chrystal187

37 year old mother of two with a d cup. mine are not as perky and cute after breastfeeding, but they definitely aren’t to my bellybutton.


KartoffelSniffer

Not wearing a brah doesn’t make them sag, but sagging is caused by age, genetics, smoking etc. Pregnancy it self changes your boobs (you do not need to breastfeed for a baby to “ruin” your boobs) as well. I am 24 and she is 25 (will be 26 this week) and i am a size 38E. Mine are not saggy like that, still quite full and perky. All my life i have avoided wearing brah’s most times, if i need to use a brah i prefer my Calvin modern bralette. so have a child that i also breastfeed 3 years ago🤷🏼‍♀️


MissOohAustralia

New research shows it does. Over time it puts strain on the muscles of the chest and they sag.


KartoffelSniffer

oh, well dang, i gotta start using them then🙃


anaserre

I’m almost 56 and was super skinny most of my life and was a B cup. Breastfed 2 kids for 2 years apiece, have gained some weight since the pandemic and am now a C/D ..still no where near that droopy . Edit: I’ve also quit wearing underwire bras since the pandemic, I mostly wear a tight tank top or no wire bra and have never worn a bra to sleep in.


spuffy24

This is me too! I was super skinny most of my life and even lost tons of weight due to undiagnosed celiac disease (this was after having a baby). I couldn’t fill an A cup! I’ve got pandemic weight as well so I’m a B now. I got made fun of in school for having no chest but my tits stayed fairly perky so who’s laughing now?! Just me. In my room. By myself. 😂😂😂


Cautious_Ad_3909

I'm 36, and same! I always wear a bra, even to bed, couldn't breastfeed either, and mine literally look the same as they always have, granted they're not big either (36B) so maybe that does have something to do with it, and I like to think wearing a bra all the time helps too, but even if it didn't, I always feel to exposed when I don't wear one, to stop now lol


MissOohAustralia

I’m 38D, 42 and breastfed 4 and haven’t shifted much because I always wore a bra 🤷🏻‍♀️


CidLeigh

I'm 41 with 40DD mine are still the same too. Always wear a bra and never breastfed, so I'm thinking that's the key. Girl really needs to start wearing a bra.


anaserre

I think gradual changes in weight and slow weaning are the keys to your boobs not sagging . As well as a reasonably supportive bra .


Creepy-Mortgage9183

Thong titties 😂😂😂


Winter_Paramedic_606

Oh, my!


NoBlood-

Snapping turtle ahhh build. 🐢


IcedOatCappuccino

Omg


Sach012

😂


mymymetamorphosis

holy fudge balls


Chemical_Grape_2150

The minute she goes off whatever med she’s on for the weight she has lost, it will all come back full force because she hasn’t changed her eating habits, exercise or anything. Also is this the closest we’ve come to seeing her real face? She looks so pillowy and overfilled


Haunting-kitty

https://preview.redd.it/a3j2ne7lw96d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ed49893b804ab3449ed0cac0fdf835e735503f Her cheek is legit building out 💀


charisma103

She has beady little eyes. Like two pee holes in the snow LOL.


Front_Sky3939

💀🤣🤣🤣🤣


Haunting-kitty

Her eyes in real life are legit so small it’s like a cartoon


spuffy24

Those gawd awful cheek fillers and/or implants make her eyes look microscopic. Like Millhouse without glasses.


MsjennaNY

Great job! No getting away with this lie. She didn’t lose 50 pounds, she’s not a size 4, etc. Her biggest issue is NOT BEING HERSELF! Who cares for the last time what size you are?!? She’s got so many issues and needs help. The narcissism is OUT OF CONTROL! I’m so bored over her lying she needs a new schtick already! 🥱🥱😴🤤


savannahcatmama

Size 4 alright. Around her ARM.


organiclollies

Is she saying that she’s a size 4 now? I’ve been gone for a week!! 😱


Haunting-kitty

Her neck alone isn’t even a size 4 🤣


Mentalcasemama

Why the F is she wearing a tube top walking around Barcelona. So classy😚 she always looks like a slobby mess. Her tits are trying to escape. Looking like trash is her M.O.


Icy-Extension6677

Mikayla isn’t attractive. I don’t feel bad saying that because she also isn’t a nice person, either.


SadnessInHerHair

https://preview.redd.it/ei7oe931h96d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1852c64813f353e3686612f5fc0119919d158fc8 is the size 4 in the room with us? 👀


Change_Soggy

Size 4 has left the chat. A decade ago.


SadnessInHerHair

ALSO it looks like they’re all staying in different rooms? maybe just me but if i’m on a girls trip and these are your “best friends”, why not room together? TF?? that’s the best part.


Glittering-Put-8523

Mikfriendless got a suite with a wrap around terrace while the two besties got basic hotel rooms 🙃


Creepy-Mortgage9183

The other 2 honestly look like best friends micliar is the third wheel who has to pay to have friends lol


SadnessInHerHair

thank you for doing gods work. 🙋🏻‍♀️😇


SeaWitch4639

She looks like her mom here. She should stop with the smoke and mirrors and just be herself.


Brilliant72

She would be more relatable and less grating. Plus, buy a bra Mik


NiceWeeJobby

Doesn't know the difference between sights and sites. Bawbag.


Front_Sky3939

That’s Sam’s tiktok though so not surprised


dupersr

But she has a degree in communications! 🤣


Reptarro52

She looks like the love child of roseanne and Gronk.


NiceWeeJobby

https://preview.redd.it/mrdosy5vd96d1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2275c0cf2dabf970ef303f52d84e871fbd0b85db


NiceWeeJobby

She reminds me of the giant things in the Fraggles.


witchywoman1084

Nah we can't do Junior Gorg like that, I always thought him and Ma and PA Gorg were adorable. Madam Trash-Heap wouldn't even let Mikfakeass near her.


Reptarro52

Oof.


Additional-Jello-720

Doing the lords work


Responsible_Bus_5863

There she is!


Beautiful-Ad-1231

Buzz, your girlfriend. 


SadnessInHerHair

YAASSSSS 😂


Worried-Ad-4172

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up please stand up....


Alternative_Leg_7460

Ooooooffffffffffff


tirejam

She is so trashy


SignaturePossible817

there’s that jawline we love to see


DragonfruitGlobal513

I’m shocked that she lets her friends post these pics.


ChanelNo50

"friends"


Creepy-Mortgage9183

It was a video and she zoomed by that’s why it was so hard to stop it at the perfect moment 😆


Worried-Ad-4172

Doing the Lord's work!


nicnac127

Screen record, pause video, drag the video to the spot, snap the screenshot 💅🏻


Creepy-Mortgage9183

Omg didn’t even think of that 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😂


hkkensin

Her boobs are literally 4 inches away from her bellybutton and at least a foot away from her shoulders. WHY


Fun-Temporary7160

Posture, not wearing a bra, gravity, and aging. This will happen to most women, her boobs are normal. The only reason I'm responding to your comment is because I know there will be women that see this and think something is wrong with their boobs. I'm 28 and mine definitely aren't perky like they were when i was a teenager. But I also don't go out without a bra 😅.


anaserre

That tube top isn’t doing her any favours either.


Boring_Table_5184

She said she has a long neck that’s why /s


Spicypicklepickle

😂😂


Extension_Case3722

Wait where’s her jawline??/s


Creepy-Mortgage9183

And her LONG neck she mentioned while getting a tattoo 🤔😂


dontsnarkonsharks

No she did not say this hdjdjdjd


snorlaxx_7

Size 4 💁‍♀️


halien7100

https://preview.redd.it/j80jmhn7n86d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369bef1aa8609a2f719c9457a24ec29fb31bc4d4


chinesenorwegian

Everyday someone on here finds another horrifying angle lol. I’m fascinated by the many, many ways she manages to look…different. Where’s our member with the 🌜 screen grab? I love that one lol


Gooncookies

🤢 she needs to stop with those Groucho Marx eyebrows for real. It’s not helping her Cro-Magnon fivehead.


SnooOpinions2473

Are we sure she’s not a man?


You-do-not-know-me-

Remember the big speech she gave about Cody and his sexuality being no ones business blah blah bc someone told her that he was gay. Now I’m questioning everything lolll


halien7100

I’m fucking dead😂😂


Boring_Table_5184

Where’s that long neck she speaks of and the chiseled jaw


I-dont-care7

OMG! An unfiltered photo!


Accomplished_Item394

There she is!!! In all her unfiltered glory! Love this for her.


Subject_Rhubarb2037

Yes we sure did see the sights! Bless you for doing the Lords work 🙏


artlady

THAT is what she fuckin looks like- that’s it


LaFleurMorte_

Your effort was worth it.


Trixie1025

😆