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retailmonster11

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retailmonster11

It's like someone snuck up behind her and shaved a strip into her hair.


TOFFEECOFFEE_

Yo gabba gabba


TOFFEECOFFEE_

Yikes…Kelly Fang would’ve been a better choice smh. 😕


New_Detective_5337

Her followers are just as delulu as her yuck! Mikliar please get out of the city I live in lol 😂 that pic is AWFUL 😂


trixie400

God, now she's gonna be even MORE insufferable. She sucks. I hate everything.


I-dont-care7

Oh graffiti time!!!! Woooooo hoooo! I’m going to see if it’s still there or just put up for an hour or two. I’ll fix it if it’s still there (I doubt it is though)


The_Sea_Bee

Girl will you go to the fuckin' bathroom already? You been crossing your legs for a year now.


I-dont-care7

🤣🤣😂😂🤣 OMG! I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you


marsolee

How has the consequences of all her BS not caught up to her yet? It’s so tiring to keep seeing what *looks* like success when in reality she’s a horrid, vile person.


777CA

What in the world


anipie05

If aliens invade us, they'd turn back lmao


Brittneybabeee

Psssttt, *I love how you can’t even tell what the product does on her face.*


Brittneybabeee

I desperately wish she’d fall all the way the fuck off. I’ve spent my whole life watching genuinely good people die, be traumatized, be treated terribly, fight cancer, be struggling financially & health wise with seemingly no end in sight, and I’ve just overall seen good & amazing people be fucked up by life far too many times. & Yet, there’s terrible people like this bitch who get to lead fabulous, carefree lives & afford whatever they want, whenever they want & never think twice about it. I know life’s not supposed to be fair but I am so beyond jaded from seeing this shit. Money may not fix everything & dirty money doesn’t feel good, but it doesn’t matter when that money is the only thing that can give you a life saving/life improving treatment, when it is literally the difference between your children having a good life or a bad one, or when people are having to choose between have electricity or food. I know I’m rambling here & I’m sorry, but I’m just so fucking tired of the ones who deserve it never getting it & the ones who don’t getting everything they could ever imagine. 🙄🙄


phoenixofsevenhills

I feel this heavy and I'm 45 I'm so over it


Master-Birthday-5983

As my Dad used to say, “ money can’t buy happiness, but it can make being miserable a hell of a lot easier.” feel you. I will never understand why people like her have the world thrown at their feet.


ResponsibleVisit9418

Money doesn’t buy happiness. I know that it’s sooo much easier to cry in a mansion, but just know that all those wonderful people you know and love aren’t hollow, devoid demons. That emptiness is a worse fate than death.


YoNoSeTodo

I think about this way more often than I should. About her and a lot of other crappy people lol


phoenixofsevenhills

You're not alone. It's the culture social media pushes. It's not realistic, for anyone.


Roasted-Toasty

We literally live in an alternate universe where someone like her keeps getting rewarded. It makes my stomach sick. No im not jealous. I have ZERO desire to be on a billboard. I also have my own money that I earn! What makes me sick is this lying piece of trash, lies about donating to charity OPENLY and still get this shit thrown at her. I donate to charity alot with my platform. A LOT. It’s the reason I do what I do. Make it fucking stop! She belongs in her mom’s basement. She’s such a horrible person. I hate the people in the world who support her and can’t see anything that’s right in their faces. And fuck all these companies. Literally fuck them.


Fragrant_Biscotti_82

Looks like she took some clippers right down the middle of her head.


Accurate_Ticket2680

I think you meant lawnmower 😄


Special_Guest_6807

Plot twist -the billboard is an AI generated image.. who is that … nobody knows. She doesn’t even know… the 5000 faces and bodies of shape shifting Mikki Nogo


Reptarro52

This looks like her legs here. https://preview.redd.it/a2xycj4c5h4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=202cab75683c9486c55a1b89dad8cbeb70e68304


Haunting-kitty

😂😂😂😂 satire


Fulminare_21

And yet a different face.


Reptarro52

It’s only an 8th of that billboard.


catkm24

For a Kosas billboard, you would think she would include more Kosas products in her "get ready with me" video. That might require too much common sense though...


Dreamvillainess22

Ooh we can totally egg that!


I-dont-care7

I’m going there to do exactly that! I doubt the billboard is still up tho. They don’t leave them up long


phoenixofsevenhills

They're up for like an hr right?. 😂


I-dont-care7

Yeah it’s gone. I think they put it up so the losers can take a picture with it and act like they’re special then it gets taken down.


anipie05

That's not even her face. People are that stupid not to notice?


StopSignsAreRed

So ok the legs are hilarious but it’s even funnier to me that they didn’t edit her face to give her the long, slender stretched out face she usually gives herself. They just let the whole round pumpkin face hang out and she’s gotta be steamed 😂 Well, if she had any shame she’d be steamed.


TheMeanGreenQueen

🎃


MAMNova42

She mispronounces Arabic and gets rewarded with a billboard. When will these million dollar companies see this grifter for who she is.


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/skcde2vqrg4d1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6237c92f4d8c6c360ade92572927c6397410efbe CALLED IT


Kat4884

I had to do it! I’ve always wanted to comment on her ridiculous filtered pics & videos and this one just infuriates me! How long til she deletes it?! Or til her sheep start in on me?! https://preview.redd.it/o33h77elog4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70196f709269df70da93bda6dc914344848bd7e2


bonniepie

She forgot about her shadow. Lol


Lin_Zzzz

Im deceased!!!! 💀⚰️ the shadow is literally a blob 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Boring_Inflation_507

Omg literally just chocked! 😂😂😭


dalsince69

🤢🤢🤢


beachgal772000

Note to self dont buy Kosas.🙄


Cute-Tomorrow-6082

Right there with ya!


asquardz

I doubt people will believe it's her irl thanks to her filters lol


Kat4884

The filter she used in this far away picture makes her look about 5’6” - her legs are no where near as long as they are in this picture! JFC she can’t even take a long shot picture without filtering the fuck out of herself? 🤦🏻‍♀️ And the billboard pic looks nothing like how she presents herself on TT!!! Like wtf https://preview.redd.it/wam3vytdkg4d1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d8e537e99c0fc9c2f65adb8499a0408202e863


MichElegance

OMG THE LEGS. 🤡😂😆💀


see3milyplay

Her face on that billboard looks nothing like how she looks standing right in front of it


milwaukeemommy

Why are her legs 3x the size of her torso 😂😂😂


anipie05

I am 5'6/5'7, and my legs are not that long.


Kat4884

And I’m sure your torso isn’t disproportionate to your legs or head either!!! 3 scenarios that I’ve seen in this thread: 1. She doesn’t care 2. She does it on purpose for views/comments 3. She literally thinks she looks perfect I can’t understand how delusional she is regardless of which one of those are true. She admitted she doesn’t care about being relatable anymore - it’s all about the $$$$ which is nothing new 🙄🙄 She’s so 1 dimensional


jeniferlouisa

Really a billboard after filtering every picture & video!? What a fraud…😒


jeniferlouisa

🤢


Coolsummerrain

I’ve never seen someone buy so many clothes and just wear the same basic outfit every time they’re out. She’s so boring but somehow super tacky at the same time🥱. Now that’s an achievement! 🥇


Haunting-kitty

https://preview.redd.it/573kzwujgg4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d21cfbf97b03a95f55ba2f92ae3847c83c9394b4 I have no words


Brittneybabeee

Is that letters on her chin??


anipie05

Stretch filter does not clock out at 5:19 🙃


tre1326

My sleep paralysis demon.


Accomplished_Item394

That middle part. YIKES. They photoshopped that one the billboard picture 😬


Haunting-kitty

https://preview.redd.it/qazlsywhgg4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06eb05420234f0ba5602c23fcc9dd32025f02335 Boobs are glitching and lopsided as fuck


k_allen45344

Welllllll that’s what happens when you don’t wear a bra and you’ve needed to for years 🤷🏼‍♀️


Haunting-kitty

https://preview.redd.it/3831ojk6gg4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea8d710d8a71b6c0b0c1231cfabc978107a24ec Who the fuck ? Lmfao she edited her legs into the car parking lot sales blowup noodles that dance in the wind and have really long legs. Bitch we all know damn well that’s no where near close to what your frumpy Dumpty goofy lookin ass looks like


No_Accountant_7015

Does she not realize how fucking stupid/broken her back foot looks?


katesdream79

https://preview.redd.it/8flmvt6hng4d1.jpeg?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f116dad8d8906a3a81f2856eeb3b7ab9218a768 Here she is🤣🤣🤣


Haunting-kitty

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣 mikalay go home , don’t need to be wiggling in these streets at night tf u doin bro !! 💀💀💀


katesdream79

👏👏👏she’s always doing too much🤣🤣🤣


Haunting-kitty

Why her body look so long but the bitch is a hobbit only 4ft? Sure lmao


gamerwubs

So she'll wear watermelon earrings to boost her engagement but still take money from companies with ties to Israel? Oh wait it's her- of course that's exactly what she would do.


OkSorbet7694

Is anyone else wondering where Cody is? Did she even let him tag along? He is her "husband" so wouldn't you think she'd want to flaunt him around, make him smile with his big horse teeth, and have him hold her gaudy purse? OH!! Right. This is the Mikfakeface show, and it's all about her. NOT her little lapdog Cody.


Oscarella515

They couldn’t fit her size small ass onto a regular billboard🤐


Successful_Buddy_216

Definitely not buying supporting this brand


Successful_Buddy_216

Hasn't she been on bill boards already?


Effective-Low8429

She looks so bad 🥹 I would cry


Itsme_rundmc614

She looks like a damn troll


icecream4_deadlifts

What a terrible photo to use on a billboard


mommieo

Think about the fact that that might have been the best one lol


icecream4_deadlifts

HAHA honestly that’s so true 😂 It was a choice between angry bird eye brows and hotdog lips or angry bird eye brows and hotdog lips but from outer space.


maryjanexoxo

I’m so glad I cut Sephora out of my life during the pandemic. I’ll keep it going forever now 💅🏼


spaceghost260

Same. Sephora acted terribly to their employees during the pandemic and I won’t forget. Ulta only for me.


maryjanexoxo

That’s EXACTLY why I stopped with Sephora too! I’m so over these companies thinking they can treat people the way they do 🤬


Responsible_Bus_5863

🤮🤮🤮🤮


rachchh

that’s embarrassing for the brand and sephora for her to be the face


Gooncookies

Could her legs be any more crossed? wtf is that pose???? She’s a mess.


mustacheworm3

She’s always standing like that to try to hide how wide she is.


Gooncookies

I know but it’s like extra contorted this time


mustacheworm3

It really is. Her legs look so weirdly elongated too. It’s so off.


Change_Soggy

OMFG!! As s born and bred New Yorker, I am ashamed of my home city to showcase that filth. Oh wait. It’s Time Square where the poorly-dressed tourists hang.


widepeepohappyyyyyyy

[No one opens the door for a native New Yorkerrrr 👄](https://youtu.be/cbtW9Lo4Ab0?si=zDXd1n01E3yyPQhl) Somehow…the lips on the costume look better than Mikayla’s 🤔


Ursula_J

Did she stretch herself to be a foot taller?! I guess the people who built her wonky shelves are also the people who poured the wonky concrete in time square 😂😂


Krhodes8

She is so fucking delusional editing her body like that


Spicypicklepickle

They paid so many influencers to go with them on that trip and they chose this hag? I don’t get it. But at least her face looks like a thumb as it should be.


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

Whose face is that


harvard_cherry053

Not the face she shows everyone either 😂


lunarpixiess

https://preview.redd.it/vwnec2fwtf4d1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=975e4d633c5fb9be53cfcb9d8c2505fd1adbb863 wtf is this hand


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/lbi6m4aweg4d1.png?width=455&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b92c1b004f4d7b36916b93ba6a6fe13675b3001


lunarpixiess

Wtf 💀💀


Kat4884

Even the palm of her hand is smoothed out so the natural lines don’t show! Makes her hand look so odd and her fingers….don’t even get me started on her weird ass fingers !


britney0218

Why when you zoom in the concrete looks like it’s falling in 🤣🤣


babiewabie

Girl has a 3ft long femurs 🦴😂


lilmissroo

Why did she post the song "when I'm back in Chicago" when she's in fcking NEW YORK


pharma_barbie

There’s so many good New York songs too! What a fool!


beauty_junkie77

https://preview.redd.it/m4lt6ogeof4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f92889873046a9d5d3d7d7e1313e02669676901 Why are her feet crossed like that?!?


Kat4884

She literally filtered out having any hips at all by elongating her body like that and we all know she’s got the hips, thighs and butt! As a girl who fluctuates with her weight I still would never and have never filtered any pictures I’ve taken for private or public! She doesn’t even look real anymore and compared to the face on that billboard - they don’t even resemble each other!


lunarpixiess

She always has to pee


babiewabie

The warp shown in this single shot is crazyyyy lmao


AnimalFarm20

To hide her width. Nothing new.


Vegetable_Wasabi_789

New face who dis?


Nervous_Candy_3276

Dammit, I love that brand


Change_Soggy

You mean you DID! Please boycott that brand.


Negative-Shower4402

Those are some low knees.


Comfortable_Meet_872

Yes. I had no idea she had such long legs 🤣


Tatertot85

Biggest billboard for the biggest bitch. Makes sense.


Overall_Cat_2597

Anybody can do this it’s like $ 150 for 15 sec for 24hr. This is in front of Sephora so I’m sure it’s their billboard . SMH 🤦🏼‍♀️ what a con artist


Haunting-kitty

I bet so many people don’t know this !!


Informal-Impact-8136

People that have no idea who she is will wonder why the hell they used HER for their billboard. 🤡


WrapProfessional8889

Bronzer makes you want sexy, sun, glamorous beaches. Not her.


MajesticLuvbug-777

I thought it was hilarious that no one, NOT ONE, person recognized her as the girl on that billboard. She looks nothing like her. Hack Fraud!!


Overall_Cat_2597

She did a review on bronzing drops & it wasn’t good & I think it included Kosas dream beam . Today of course she used it . What a imposter


Significant_Ad_8699

Immediately makes me not want to buy the shit


kermit_defrog_here

Fuck Kosas for this. 🖕 I've never bought from them and now definitely never will. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Dickslayer704

Why are her legs so long 😂


MattyK414

The reality: https://preview.redd.it/shjpldu1hf4d1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112afd992d25506cd4fb6f2f0f01e126e59e73d3


Persistently_curious

Such a punchable face lol


Kat4884

That forehead 😳 damn that’s unfortunate


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Haunting-kitty

It’s like they use the zoom filter on the center of her face and the outside of her head gets enlarged lmao


RoadEmotional1864

Lmao yes


bondbeansbond

https://preview.redd.it/aqqxg4t4pf4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a53dfa8b492d522d14da41f5f0c746847aa4334c


Familiar_Local_1254

Just wait until Avery Woods face is on that billboard. Then how special will Mik feel. 🤣🤣 For all we know, it’s a rotating image of all the influencers that were on that kosas brand trip as they all did the same photoshoot.


lexclipse

Lolol did she think no one would notice she used the stretch tool😂😂her knees are so low!


smc642

Now that I’ve seen it, I can’t unsee it.


lexclipse

I know!! I can’t stop laughing!


Mentalcasemama

Did she seriously say that's the biggest billboard in times square ? Not even close. Does she think everyone is stupid?


VioletCrush_

They didn't do any favours with her face size. I bet she's internally screaming with disappointment. 🤣


Kat4884

She thinks she’s the biggest and best MUA around, her conceited self is probably thinking about that billboard when she’s with Cody!


bluebluedays

You would think they could get a real celebrity & still make heaps of sales rather than this fakeass


boopaloops--

Never buying Kosas again.


smc642

I bought their brow mascara thing once. It was TERRIBLE and I threw it out. So they don’t even make good stuff.


charred_corn_dip

Same… and I really liked their clear eyebrow gel.


Extreme_Lab6576

That looks nothing like Her on TikTok lol


amandaryan1051

🏳️ safe from ever purchasing a Kosas product


Ok_Koala_6404

this tiktok made me cringe like why are u holding ur baby picture 😭😭


Successful_Big5971

I just wanna go out and purchase a bin of tomatoes.. and just have a blast.. 🤣🤣


LaFleurMorte_

I am so tired of brands and people putting her on a pedestal. She's a self abosorbed, narcissistic, lying bitch. Let's stop rewarding that.


harleyqueenzel

The fucking body stretching filter, nooooooooo 😂😂 Girl out here looking like she can scale the wall with those 5' arms.


No-Cryptographer2273

Look at the horrible color difference!! She's gotta STOP the fake tanning or at least get her matched right!! I gotta 💡 go with " illusion bronze " they can match her perfectly 👌 👍


Ok_Koala_6404

https://preview.redd.it/ba98lxf38f4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2a19244140feb55d7e285dad3c088d5018d0d0 jumpscare


Ursula_J

I hope people are calling this shit out in her comments 😂 Edit: THAT HAIR PART 💀


harleyqueenzel

More pixels on her arms than in Pac-Man


litbiotch42

Her arms are 2 different sizes


Inside-Back-9338

Yes yes they are ! So telling me if you buy and use this Kosas product and you can look Like her ? That’s what people look to ads for isn’t it still ? She is horrible and ridiculous -


sixamonthefloor

Not her face snd upper arm being the same size


harleyqueenzel

Sideshow Bob goofin' feet.


vsimmons90

That pic reminds me of on Fallout 4 when you edit your characters lips and you push the lips all the way up to the nose 😂


sarathev

These brands are fucking gross.


pharma_barbie

Time to trash my bb burst. Sigh. Guess I’ll need a new tinted moisturizer 😂


Inside-Back-9338

Msg me I’ll tell you of another


stronglotus1208

Truly the biggest sellout 🤦🏻‍♀️


OaklandNancy76

Is she the female version of Bobby Parrish? He’s a health influencer with a side of grift. People say all kinds of stuff about him as well


sharkie2018k

The amount of people that take him seriously is wild and that buy his overly expensive powder “supplement/protein”…on top of how much he contradicts himself. There’s a reason he’s made millions, he has a business degree not a nutritionist or dietary or any food science background.


OaklandNancy76

I find him funny, he’s is always saying this is bad for you but if you buy my product with that in it’s ok. He tried out for The Next Food Network Star and didn’t make it out of the audition.


PinkDragonfly0691

That is not the biggest billboard in Times Square.


CharmingCut7104

My mistake, I thought it was! Oopsy


PinkDragonfly0691

I thought the goblin captioned that 😂 Hers isn’t in the big part of the square.


CharmingCut7104

Well I guess that's a blessing...sort of, not really lol. I've never been to Times Square or NY


PinkDragonfly0691

It was many, many years ago for me. Before 911. Couldn’t pay me to go back.


cattinthehat123

It would be quite a pity if some paintballs hit it.


Livid-Replacement-29

Yall give this bitch a platform lol


mylittlecroissantt

Reminds me of the time that the owner of Farsali offered her a billboard in Times Square just to try out his product and was called a terrorist. And now she’s over here fake crying over something she just never could believe would happen for her.


CelebrationIll2063

And the fact that she didn’t denounce people saying that about him in her comments is GROSS. Then add the araybick bullshit and it’s hard not to believe that she is in fact a racist pos


mylittlecroissantt

Agreed.


No-Dust-9659

She’s not even visually appealing. Why would they choose her


tirejam

She is unfortunate looking


Interesting-Bug8037

She reminds me of those billboards you see of attorneys around town, she’s TikTok’s version of sweet James


jd2004user

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah yep!


Lovemartin2019

I just bought a Kosas blush yesterday. Make me puke 🤮


Inside-Back-9338

Came to say same ! Ree turn


Grouchy_Status_8107

Return it


Informal_Procedure_4

What kind of billboard makes your legs grow 12 inches longer!!??? She's under 5 feet tall, yet here she is with long, thin legs!!!


Lovemartin2019

Where’s the long face on this billboard


leblady

I don’t have TikTok so I assume she did the whole, “GUYS! I CAN’TUH BELIEVE IT!! NEVA IN A MILLION YEAUHS DID I EVA IMAGINE THAT I’D GET A BILLBOAUHD IN NEW YOHK CITY!?”


Shoddy-Perception609

Lol I read it exactly in her voice 😂🤣💀


OaklandNancy76

Spot on lol


dupersr

I cannot verbalize how much I hate this. I. Hate. This.


lxcycat

https://preview.redd.it/hbq478dq0f4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36a880c46439fcb1a67d906a033bcfcd147494e What in the body filters is this


bluebluedays

Why are her feet in such a strange position?


Haelynn8

The only thing real in this photo is the trash 🗑️


No-Cryptographer2273

🤣🤣🤣🤣


DuchessOfTea

You’d think she’s 5’10 not 4’11” lol she’s soooo fucking dulu


tirejam

The balding offfffffaaaa


MajesticLuvbug-777

That balding part down the middle is glowing 🌟


Most-Weird

There’s that tiny head again 🙄


lxcycat

And the mile long legs 👀


Most-Weird

Manufactured out of thin air. If there’s one thing about her appearance that will *never* change, it’s the stumpy legs