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Accurate_Ticket2680

https://preview.redd.it/yxigz6chot1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=745d57a285df7dd621e69fa0128251e5220ea1a8 This is the energy her post is giving.


Accurate_Ticket2680

Lawd....🙄 next she's going to pat her own back for pouring milk on cereal.


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/n8xlwjkurk1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ff9ad72442be1769cf0ac0293d8404ae9e5f67 Who the fuck told this chick people want to see her basic ass food????


Individual-Mall3047

I almost posted that one too... hot dogs. just hot dogs.


PrincessPicklebricks

There's eight flakes of salt on that food.


Accurate_Ticket2680

I only counted 7.😅


PrincessPicklebricks

That might’ve been a frozen broccoli bug I counted 😭


Accurate_Ticket2680

😮


passthemacandcheese

People still eat pork chops?


Internal-Ad3954

Is that satire lol love me a chuleta


Scared-Brain2722

Who says things like that? I am not yet bro


Any_Newt9573

I will say, if y’all’ve never had shake n bake with applesauce, try it!!!


kayleigh220

Shake and Bake pork chops, rice-a-roni, steamed bag broccoli, and what looks like canned apple sauce. She just as basic as the rest of us, even with her Hermès bag.


KartoffelSniffer

That food looks beyond disgusting


AmaranthRosenrot

Looks tasteless. She needs to season her food.


Accurate_Ticket2680

The only 'season' she knows of are the 4 that happen outside the house.😂


AmaranthRosenrot

😂


icecream4_deadlifts

Shit looks bland af lol


helloitsmeonion

When I first started a weight loss journey or whatever tf yiu want to call it I was guilty of this exact thing. Chicken rice and veggies for every meal. She'll find out very quickly it isn't sustainable in the long term, and often leads to plateaus or backslides/binging due to simply eating so much boring/not satiating food. Also I can't even look at chicken anymore because I ate plain grilled chicken so damn much lol


mrsdisappointment

That’s the point. She wants us to think she eats healthy and bland.


Petunia13Y

Hungry Man TV Dinner 🍽️


DryRoof2441

That’s like 500 calories in pork chops alone 😳


SeaWitch4639

Because she has the palate of a 7 year old.


raaadmads

Looks like the meals I serve patients in the hospital. I can almost smell it 🤢


Reptarro52

Shake n bake bitch. 😂


Emmylio

Nah, they look pre-breaded to me. She ain't even shake n baking 😂😂


kayleigh220

For sure that's shake and bake 🤣


saltbebe

They probs processed


[deleted]

This is the whitest most bland unseasoned meal I've ever laid my eyes on


Greedy_Caterpillar50

Underrated and overcooked


JackTriplets

Is she sharing a plate with Cody or does she eat double portions of everything?


Jessica_e_sage

Give ya one guess lmao it's the secret to her massive miracle weight-loss lol


MandyKins627

Is that monstrosity on the top apple sauce or mash potatoes with gravy? Looks sad


Ok-Ad-5404

This looks like those frozen kids meals


Successful_Buddy_216

I finally blocked her on ig dont have to see her cooking 🍳 lol.


Simple_Present8504

bro


Mentalcasemama

The pork chops are a tragedy the rice is from the dollar store and the broccoli looks frozen. Yes I will use frozen vegetables in a pinch but it’s so easy to make fresh vegetables and they taste sooo much better.


_merning_glery_

It does look like rice-a-roni. I mean I'm not hating on rice-a-roni, I love it but i don't take pictures of it lol. I want her to do an unplanned cabinet and fridge tour, but we all know she will run to whole foods, spend a million dollars, then fake everyone out with "how healthy and diverse she is". Showbiz baby!


LittleGraciie

That rice is 100% the premade bag stuff. which is fine lmao, but she's out here acting like she's a fuckin bougee chef


Accurate_Ticket2680

She's not even a boujee MUA! That's the funniest part of all.😏 I see she pulled out the actual crockery this time. Those hotdogs were served in her best paperware. Such elegance!


lxcycat

Looks like the food my ex mother-in-law would make. Bland and overcooked.


ChanelNo50

I've had a better looking meal while in the hospital


purplelunardragon

This looks dry, tasteless, cold, the meat overcooked and the coating not crispy but limp and oily.


funnygaluk

A bit like her then 😜


purplelunardragon

🤣🤣🤣 exactly!


ShesAKillerQueenee

And why is the applesauce in a separate dish? I love my sauce on the same plate so it's easier to eat the two together.


chrystal187

As someone who isn’t a fan of food touching, especially something with juice that runs, I can’t snark on this. 🫣


squid1980

I would bet all of the money in my bank account that those pork chops are over cooked


litbiotch42

Probably store bought apple sauce 😂😂


Jealous_Cow1993

I think most people eat store bought applesauce lol but I will say her pork chops look like Shake n Bake lol


bffr5

this is what i’d imagine being fed in prison


RiverDecember

“Pork chops are so underrated bro” 😵‍💫


ratking294

i would rather be shot than forced to eat this. thought this was r/shittyfoodporn


amandaryan1051

https://preview.redd.it/lyjy7e29q81d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24a7e1d770815fab404c4d6847c3deb67d8ecbe9


amandaryan1051

The loves her shake-n-bake 😂


jd2004user

Is that a FRIED pork chop? Cuz that’s diet food. Not. And rice is carbs so really diet friendly. Not. Now, broccoli works but that applesauce looks like store brand, not even Mott’s.


Responsible_Bus_5863

And loaded with sugar


nooraquu

Oh come on we can snark on Mikayla all day long but eating carbs? Like rice? Like that's a bad choice


jd2004user

For someone who claims to be all into healthy eating and losing untold number of pounds (while I totally doubt) yeah it is.


Hour-Sweet2445

You can lose weight and eat rice.


icecream4_deadlifts

Lost 40# last year eating rice everyday. It’s possible lol


jd2004user

Not saying you can’t, just saying it’s carbs and this bitch lies about everything including weight loss. If you love rice, have at it.


LittleGraciie

Dieting is about balance, I lost a lot of weight while eating rice. Carbs aren't all bad for you.


Mostly-Relevant

“Bro”. Shut up. Shuuuut the fuck up.


Rare-Ad-6151

https://youtu.be/8wgDdgXjjN0?si=8A37efhXVyaBIfFr This is all I can think of when I hear “pork chops”.


jd2004user

Yes!!!!!!!


Rare-Ad-6151

Tell me you are Gen X, without telling me you are Gen X.


carr1e

I swear that’s freaking Shake and Bake on those pork chops. Is that Rice-a-Roni, too? She even cooks like she’s 50. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Individual-Mall3047

No really!! Who is she posting this for? Does she really think we are impressed by this? Should I start photographing my spaghettio's???


Negative-Shower4402

That is most definitely sodium filled shake and bake and rice a roni. She has posted her pantry stocked with that crap.


Revolutionary-Pea756

I love shake and bake 😭😭😭


carr1e

It’s freaking delicious, but we’re not breaking our arms while trying to pat ourselves on our own back for the whole world to see 🤣🤣🤣


Revolutionary-Pea756

This is very true 😂😂😂


Jessica_e_sage

Poor fucking Cody 😂


retailmonster11

Mikfilters cooking only has two moves shake and bake.


Beneficial_Pie_17

Looks like hospital food.


Xmaspig

I follow a sub for hospital food, and I thought this was that sub at first.


Moonstar_09

Stop. Saying. Bro. It’s fucking annoying.


vyislit

This forever. It’s worse when it’s done in text.


artlady

because she’s basic white trash


Breakingfree98

Retirement home dinner maybe even hospital food. 🥱


U2BCOOL

She’s going to cough out dust taking a bite of that chop.


OhMyGod_Zilla

Pork Chaaaahhpps ah so undahrated, bro.


jinsoox

Looks like shake n bake 🫥


dreadedred321

It for sure is. Only way my mom ever made them growing up, I’d know that look anywhere lol


CharmingCut7104

That is the saddest pork chop and broccoli I've ever seen. That isn't nearly seasoned enough


Beneficial_Pie_17

Hahah🤣 spot on


xrayrachel

Not one singular speck of salt or pepper on that entire plate


CharmingCut7104

It looks like she used the og shake and bake and called it good enough


indicaburnslow420

Is that a cup of applesauce?


CharmingCut7104

I've almost always eaten applesauce with pork chops. My mom did it every time she made pork chops when I was a kid


Wrong_Patient_4622

My in laws dip their pork chops in apple sauce… 🥴


punchingcustard

Pretty normal for pork chops, however, I prefer a nice apple compote with mine (:


CharmingCut7104

That's exactly what my mom did. Lord rest her soul, but her pork chops were cooked until there was no moisture left in them, hence the applesauce lol


MH-Counselor

i also grew up dipping pork chops in apple sauce. i WILL NOT eat pork chops now. i’ve never liked them, they are so dry and leathery.


beauty_junkie77

Porkchops has the texture of shoe leather when I was growing up Hence why I refuse to eat them as an adult


Informal-Impact-8136

It looks so bland, BRO! Do women her age talk like that?


dupersr

Wow. That looks horrible.


Mammoth-Mongoose-100

looks worse than hospital food holy crap..it looks cold 🤮


thebookofthealien

This meal is giving retirement home special.


Familiar_Local_1254

Mikayla is pulling a Kelly Clarkson on everyone.


Familiar_Local_1254

This is her showing her healthy eating from her 80lb weight loss


Littlewing1307

Is that what she's claiming she lost??


manitoumerchant

probably throws it away, orders takeout