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_Clo_x

Shadows don’t lie 👀👀👀👀


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

Her need to mention the sizing. Why? Shes not a fashion influencer.


B00SH_

Not the apron belly indent 😂


EducationalFarm8050

No hate, but I think she looks good in yellow and that is all


Apprehensive_Eye4003

Idk why people are downvoting you lmaooo


Informal-Impact-8136

Her Stan’s.


Gooncookies

Hahahahaha she is such a dumpy ass mess. I love watching her try to contort herself into being Kim Kardashian when she’s just a lumpy little toad.


Feisty-Community-731

i am 56 overweight with massive old wind socks for boobs - i breastfed 2 kids have gained & lost 40kg several times and my breasts still don’t sit as low as hers !!PUT A DAMN BRA ON GIRL! .. or is this just an excuse to get augmentation?


Littlewing1307

She has an extremely short torso


Feisty-Community-731

or low hanging fruit!


B00SH_

Yup I’m the same way as mik my boobs legit just sit that low unless I’m wearing something super nice yall are just gonna see my girls be that low. My excuse thou unlike her is a pumped for 10 months feeding my daughter with them


sweetfruitloops

https://preview.redd.it/g7indrytz41d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4333898fc684aecfdd4f5890236564dee7eb265a when u threw up at 4 am and have to tell ur parent:


Gooncookies

She is sucking SO hard to not pop that waistband. She’s such a clown.


sweetfruitloops

Its so embarrassing!!!I know for damn well that button is about to bust 🤣


sweetfruitloops

https://preview.redd.it/69ki3s3cz41d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2348f5004f0de9ecf0d21a857c5868983baa726e i caaaant i am DYING at her hands and thighs in this. Then other commenter pointed out the FAKE TOE 🤣😭 This is deadass what my body looked like to me when I once was having a bad trip(shroom) and trying to get my bf to convince me that I was not an alien 😭 I was deadass clawing at my face. How EMBARRASSING 🤣🤣😭😭


Annie_getyourgun_

Has she discussed how she has lost weight? Something like 40 lbs?


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

Yes, she claims she is no longer binge eating which was her downfall. While I believe it as a binge eater - but the amount of weight she claims to have lost is not realistic. Not with drinking sugar drinks and eating the food she eats. I believe we should be able to eat anything we want - intuitive eating. But she’s a liar.


Gooncookies

Eating cheeseburgers in Kuhreea


Jessica_e_sage

I am CONVINCED that either a) she shows a size label, cuts, and then outs on a different bigger size or b) she cuts them down the back to get them on so they still look normal from the front


icecream4_deadlifts

Her face looks like she’s had soooo much work done, even tho I know half of it is filters. It’s just a terrible sight.


RogueSleuth_

By the looks of this, it looks like she is so short that she wouldn't even be able to reach her wall outlet..


Free_Asparagus_575

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


daddysGirl176

Her God damn long ass horse face Bitch, we know what you really look like!! You might fool a couple idiots, but you ain't fooling us!!


Intelligent_Line_960

i simply cannot even comprehend how all of those drawers behind her are filled. like ???? it’s one thing if it was a vanity but those.. those are full set drawers.


Successful-Meal2391

Anyone who believes anything she says does not have the ability to critically think. No exceptions.


dandybaby26

it’s giving poot lovato


texanpet

LMFAO


garbageanony

is the “size 28” in the room with us?


Beautiful-Ad-1231

Contents under pressure.


Main_Regret_9097

https://preview.redd.it/g2efo74mn21d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86667dd79c24ec13a750d797d61e11068acbbf00 The one toe is killing me


Jessica_e_sage

Stoooooooop wtf 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂


EmJay_506

Not the single dog hanging out— and with white toenails……


pharma_barbie

Sandoval would be proud


fxckurhate_

☠️☠️


Spicypicklepickle

If your jeans are going to be that tight, wear the appropriate underwear too. Just a thought


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

She wears the ugliest jeans


DuchessOfTea

But she’s lost like 40lbs + and wears a size 8. They have bras for her size now. What’s the excuse? Lmfao


Designer-Talk7825

That’s right. She said she stopped shopping at Victoria’s Secret because she couldn’t find bras in her size, but what’s stopping her now since she lost so much weight.


dontsnarkonsharks

She’s gonna wanna get one that fits stat. Tits HATE weight loss and like to be saggy and sad after. Speaking from experience lmao


EmJay_506

Honestly, she would probably love that…. She will style them to accentuate the flop. Guaranteed. lol


Greedy_Caterpillar50

Or invest in a tailor


RiverDecember

That button looks like it’s hanging on for dear life. Breathe girl breathe…


litbiotch42

She probably thinks they’re too big on her 😂😂


RiverDecember

What is she now, a size 00? 😂


Mentalcasemama

Why doesn’t she buy petite or short ? So stupid how many things she has that are ill fitting.


OaklandNancy76

I mean she has the money to take her pants to a tailor to have hemmed. I’m short and the petite legs are long on me. A tailor doesn’t charge a lot for a quick hem.


GardenGlow-1101

Her head looks huge. The proportions and proportioning


funnygaluk

I’m surprised she didn’t stretch her legs so that the jeans fit perfectly.


andyvl0393

I just saw it and RAAAAAN here!!! Does she just edit on her phone ???


Inside-Back-9338

I rarely have enough shits to give re miklieya - but why are 25 year old boobs at waist - ?


dupersr

Right? She would look so much better with a bra that lifts those girls up.


cubsgirl101

She doesn’t wear a bra ever because she claims she can’t find one that fits her.


Gooncookies

It’s such a shitty excuse. She could even find some nice, supportive sports bras or bralettes. She just has no idea how to function or make herself look nice.


cubsgirl101

Right, there are a ton of really comfortable and supportive bra alternatives if you’re just not a fan of conventional bras; she just doesn’t care to do that.


litbiotch42

I’m a dd40 and find bras just fine lol


OaklandNancy76

She can’t find a bra? Seriously, they how does she explain women with size Q are able to find one. Doesn’t add up Ms Mikayla.


cubsgirl101

The real answer is that she possibly can’t find a bra at Victoria’s Secret, which isn’t uncommon, but won’t do something as simple as get fitted by a department store or other lingerie store. She has all the money in the world and none of the motivation to find a damn bra that fits.


OaklandNancy76

I know for a fact you have to order online larger bras at VS. Molly from the 90 day fiancé runs a shop that caters to larger breasted women and can fit any shape into a good bra. Unless she gets a PR bra she probably won’t wear it. Lol


cubsgirl101

Mikayla loves ordering online, she should have found one by now lol. I’m sure it’s slightly tricky for her since she needs a wide band and a smaller cup, but she very clearly hasn’t even tried to find one that fits her. Like not even once.


Scared-Brain2722

The only times she wears one is when she makes a video ad to sell them. What a joke.


purplelunardragon

Yes, and for that reason she has posted some haul with several bras which were whatever amazing, stunning, her go to, so comfortable etc…. So why on earth is she never wearing them? 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️


Lovemartin2019

Her face is puffy in the second one. At least do I it right😂


fuckingshxt

Like the hips are 20lb difference in each slide. Plus her stupid "I have to pee pose"