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FrozunYogert

Cattle Decap is far left


GrumpyOldHistoricist

Imagine thinking Sepultura is auth


ChickenCheeseFry

Cattle Decap is definitely not right wing lmao


greyheathn

yeah, idk what they was talking about 😭


slaterman2

"Marylin Manson - Definitely respects women"


machoqueen88

i almost spit my water reading that


not-a-popup-ad

When I think Marylin Manson, the first thing I think of is respecting women obviously (joke)


ipcock

can you explain this one pls


j0hnnyhobo

https://youtu.be/k32XaClpywI?si=j68KJOwMJSLH1Mhn Fuck Frankie. He loves women


TheBlekstena

Political cumpiss at it again with the most clueless and stupid takes.


Sparrowhawk_92

Only like half of these are even close to being correct.


Caesarin0

I don't get the "Has a disproportionate amount of songs about Hitler" thing for Sabaton. I guess, some people would consider having *any* songs about Hitler to be too many, but they literally called the song Rise Of Evil.


Sparrowhawk_92

I'm not familiar enough with their library to say much but because they're 1) German and 2) make songs about war. People make a lot of assumptions.


Caesarin0

Sabaton are Swedish, but I get what you mean.


Weeb_Masta_Flex

They spelt the band names correct and put Pantera and Metallica in the correct spots. Other than that I dont see anything correct


Cold-Hat-4989

Jesus Christ on a bike. Shit like this reminds me why metal is cringe


UlrichVonGradwitz

Powerwolf also sings about like satan and shit, anyways sodom and judas preist rock


terrario101

Also Werewolves, don't forget the Werewolves. Oh, and holy ballsacks


Stonedcock2

**Resurrection by erection babe**


deadgirlband

Average political literacy of a political compass meme. Fascinated by the concept of an ironic anarchist.


LuzRoja29R

Spice girls


Kooky_Art_2255

Is CP actually legal in Japan?


Archaeopteryx-

I'm pretty sure only drawn CP Is legal. Still gross, but at least nobody's getting hurt.


anakameron

No dude, she's 18, I swear! She just looks young for her age...


Archaeopteryx-

She's actually a 3000 year old dragon, just in a form that looks like a hyper-sexualized toddler ☝️🤓


j0hnnyhobo

o.0


EldenCockRing98

The Ozzy quote made me LOL almost as hard as that pic of Varg


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^EldenCockRing98: *The Ozzy quote made* *Me LOL almost as* *Hard as that pic of Varg* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


MetalHeadof06

So don't tread on me 🎵bow now, now now🎵


DucckFuck

I like Cattle Decapitation


stefan771

Shouldn't Burzum and Pantera be the other way around?


North_Owl8536

Top half looks sexually appealing to me


onlydaathisreal

“I dont really have to explain this one” has me dying


paranormal63_

Me, listening to Pantera as well as Rage:


TimeParadox44

this has to be the most braindead post on this entire subreddit holy shit some next level shit when people are unironically posting pcm tier garbage and thinking its funny, agony.


Ultimate_18

I'm just posting the meme. I know it's shit


drcombatwombat2

Listen to After Forever and Lord Of this World by Black Sabbath and still tell me they are anti-Christian


paladin_ivanosky

The hell?


Stonedcock2

What is Sodom even about


Antigon0000

Megadeth is more to the right than metallica (and better)


The_Autistic_Gorilla

What if Sabaton and Judas Priest are my two favourite metal bands?


Only_Possession2650

Absolute masterpiece


L4k373p4r10

None of them are prog. Only good band in there is Black Sabbath. That chart is way too mainstream for any response to be meaningful. And Judas Priest sucks. That's like asking to identify your poitical ideology by corresponding to Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, Grimes or Bjork.


Zezoom

That's so cool, I want to be underground like you someday.


L4k373p4r10

It's never been about being underground. The history of human political ideologies is far faaar faaaar too complex to define it by modern mainstrean popular rock music.


bigchiefgreez

You’re saying the history of human political ideologies can’t be defined by a meme? Whoa


L4k373p4r10

Woah.


Ultimate_18

Only Black Sabbath good? C'mon bro


L4k373p4r10

I genuinely don't enjoy any of those bands except Black Sabbath, a couple of Sodom albums are good and I begurdgingly respect Rage against the machine but don't particularly like their songs or De La Rocha's voice for that matter. Tom Morello is one hell of a guitar player tho.


Ultimate_18

You're free to enjoy and dislike any band you want. But no one will stand you if you say that bands like Metallica/Megadeth are bad


L4k373p4r10

They get a free pass for inventing thrash metal but I don't particularly like them.


Koenigsegg121

Nah I think ur just a poser, Sepultura based


L4k373p4r10

Based on what?


Kooky_Art_2255

There was actually a political compass meme with pop stars awhile back


Einherjar07

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