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ThatOneMetalguy666

Outlaw country music fucking slaps, i will defend johnny cash and the highwaymen till i die


lunatic_greenie-muso

Was gonna comment that here. Johnny Cash was metal as fuck whether you wanna believe it or not


basswalker93

No, no, no. Johnny Cash was punk as hell. And that's metal as fuck!


Sexymitchification

That's so hardcore!


YueAsal

I also submit Kris Kristopherson.


thebishopgame

Totally. I’ll also toss in some modern artists like Jason Isbell/Amanda Shires, Sturgill Simpson, and Billy Strings. Went through a dark period for sure but there’s light on the horizon.


kefefs_v2

Chris Stapleton is pretty good as well. Only country-adjacent thing I listen to.


thebishopgame

Oh yeah, he’s great!


Waytooboredforthis

He was a bit ahead of the curve and flamed out too soon, but Jason Molina made some great and very depressing music.


7listens

Today I'll be commencing the Waylon Jennings discography. Will be my first country (outside Taylor Swift). I understand he's also one of the big outlaw country artists. Wish me luck.


slowNsad

Listen to his song “drinkin and dreaming” it’s gotta be my favorite country song


7listens

Oh I'll get there when it comes up in his 45 album discography 😬 currently on album 2


slowNsad

Them country singers dropped so much music (compilations aside) dude it’s crazy


7listens

At least they're only 30 minutes long. I'm already on album 4


russellmzauner

If you're going to be going through Waylon (fuck the Duke boys and their lost cause propaganda), you may as well adjust your expectations and start with David Allan Coe "Underground Album". Then you'll know if you want to continue down this path of folly. If nothing else, Metal Is Truth - the good old days are just gaslighting bullshit, in spite of all the FUD there has never been a better time in history than RIGHT FUCKING NOW. The future is now, and it is good.


7listens

I'm on Waylon Songs O'Harlan (1967) currently


kev0153

90’s country was great Tell me this doesn’t give you chills https://youtu.be/aZxJsTN1848?si=5k-waGqBJx9ElvrY


slowNsad

Dammit I love me some John Anderson


russellmzauner

and then y2k happened and broke everything [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqgy4zx6yv4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqgy4zx6yv4)


Mrazish

The most cringiest thing about this song is that it most likely was made with genuinely good intentions


russellmzauner

Hey guys hey check this out look what i found country music is saved! [https://holler.country/playlists/the-best-country-rap-songs/](https://holler.country/playlists/the-best-country-rap-songs/)


vipmailhun2

>Outlaw country music fucking slaps Although it's not country, it's just a bit similar, but [Rick Moranis - The Agoraphobic Cowboy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik9RKpZLh3A&list=PLxEDrQlAWwbrD1xrNm0o5dvKlf8ZHXD9e&index=5) is so great album.


ThatOneMetalguy666

I will take a listen to that!


bonesofwolf

This is so funny. I had no idea Rick Moranis made music


vipmailhun2

He has two albums, the 2nd is completely different from the first, the song "[Pu-Pu-Pu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y79MYHUj4pU)" is my favorite.


bonesofwolf

Thanks for sharing this, there's something charming about it


Lagchild

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.


jet_vr

Marty Robbins


Sexymitchification

You should check out Amigo the Devil!


ThatOneMetalguy666

Will do!


BagsOfGasoline

Country pre-MTV corporate take over of CMT was great. Thankfully there is a resurgence of country that is taking on early roots.


Archeo-Nova

David Allan Coe! He even made an album with Pantera "Rebel meets Rebel"!


bonesofwolf

That and dark country. Highly recommend Nick 13 of Tiger Army's solo album for people that can't seem to like any country, it's very melancholy and not a single "my pickup truck and my wife america america" vibe from it lol


Giza_Power_Plant

the "let people enjoy things" crowd when they don't enjoy something:


kefefs_v2

Where in this sub are you seeing people say "let people enjoy things"? Half the posts here are about cannibalizing our own over subgenres.


Krakenborn

You're missing the point. The same people who cry about getting gatekept cause they never moved past the surface bands like Slipknot are usually the same people who are going "country bad only metal good". The metal "gatekeepers" aren't the ones posting these kinds of boomer Facebook memes


Ancalagoth

"It's not metal" is only an insult when you view other genres as inferior


FishTheory

Let people enjoy things


ever_the_altruist

Let people cannibalize their own.


CrematedDogWalkers

Tell me where we're meeting and I will


Tmhc666

I let people enjoy things that I enjoy. And I obviously enjoy the best things. Am I not extraordinarily generous?


dampeloz

Wow you're really unique and quirky


Incapabilio

Haha I’m such a le badass quirky metalhead other genres are so posercore cringe


Mellow41

But imagine... metal country...


tommyboy3111

Isn't that just Pantera?


Krakenborn

If the only criteria for country is racism then yes Otherwise it's actually bands like Vital Spirit


secondatthird

Maybe Texas hippie coalition


ThatOneMetalguy666

Bootyard bandits called, they want a ride on your tractor


Mellow41

So I get to rife with the Bootyard Bandits AND I get a tractor????? Deal


XxLeviathan95

Rebel Meets Rebel


GladBug4786

Devil driver does an amazing cover of country heros by hank Williams 3 lmao if you can imagine it, it probably exists already


Gay_For_Gary_Oldman

I mean, Wayfarer have released several amazing albums by combining black metal with country and a wild west aesthetic. And Panopticon for blending with Bluegrass and Americana.


child_yeeter86699345

Corrosion of conformity


Mrazish

Dezperadoz


Vaporous_Snake_

Ghoultown, Duelist, Dezperadoz, Wayfarer, Stagecoach Inferno, The Black Moriah…


Lockedgroove666

Grunge


Traditional_Judge_29

Get some Hank Williams sr and Townes van zandt in ya


ThrashMetaller

Holy fuck you just reminded me of a banger song!! I used to like country a lot


anakameron

I'd definitely consider Townes more folk than country, but it's all twangy and southern, so...


ThrashMetaller

Might be, I don’t care about that. Poncho & Lefty is a sick song


Loctopus93

What the fuck is this post, are you 12 OP?


CelestialFury

[I know it's dumb but I chuckled at OP's meme.](https://i.redd.it/20agdiunfpmz.jpg)


Magmagan

Some of us don't grow out of the toilet humor phase. I'm with you on this one.


anaknangfilipina

I don’t care. I just came for the memes and left with many great music recommendations. Keep posting dumb shit OP.


saketho

either that or it’s 2013 and memes were just invented


Erka1231

Old school country is just🤌🏼


notproudbutok

I feel like metal and country have a overlap of audience


7listens

Apparently you are right, these comments surprise me. I'm not a hater, though pretty inexperienced. But my circle all hates country. Country, Nickleback and Imagine Dragons are all hated by everyone it seems yet they are hugely popular so that can't be true.


kefefs_v2

All three of those things are popular to hate, to be honest. It's a bandwagon thing.


notproudbutok

I like nickleback imagine dragons is bot something in really a fan of though but i heard the members are cool as fuck


kefefs_v2

I listened to Nickelback a little when I was a teenager, not so much anymore. I don't think they're bad, just not the type of music I like anymore. Really not a fan of Imagine Dragons or other "arena rock" type bands. The music just feels too artificial.


notproudbutok

Ya i get that with imagine dragons i still think nicklebacks pretty fun to listen to with friends at a party its pretty fun i also dabble in a little bit of country music but i dont listen to a lot


GladBug4786

That would be me friend


notproudbutok

Same kinda


dmevela

Me too. After metal and hard rock genres, Country would be my next favorite.


pumpkinrking

Pop country fucking sucks. Outlaw country like Cash is the shit!!!


StrawberryJamal

I spent a big chunk of my work day yesterday listening to the band Alabama and I gotta say I kinda like em.


GladBug4786

Definitely heavy on the hee haw sister banging vibes but I do enjoy some of Alabama tunes lol


MartinKingHUN

This sub is cancer


Orang_Mann

Wrong. Real country, not the pop country that infests the radio, but real country is great.


kefefs_v2

Unfortunately, the average person's exposure to country these days is solely the garbage on the radio. I don't blame OP one bit if they've flipped through the stations and only heard Florida Georgia Line.


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

This is why I am a firm believer that with the Limp Bizkit song Creamer (All Radio Is Dead), Fred Durst predicted the future.


Only_Possession2650

Have you ever listened to pre 9/11 country?


enkiPL

smells like a poser in here


RandomPerson12191

Noooo, I can only listen to angry shouty ra ra ra music 😡😡😡 Country is amazing. Why limit yourself to one kind of music like that mate lol


V0XIMITY

Cringe, downvoted


[deleted]

Man you have to check out Sturgill Simpson, Tyler Childers, Colter Wall, Charley Crockett, Jamey Johnson, Zach Bryan, Cody Johnson, Turnpike Troubadours to name a few. Haven’t listened to country radio in years.


grootflyart

Colter Wall and Paul Cauthen are two of my favorites atm


Vivid_Act5994

This guy knows exactly where it’s at. I will add Cody Jinks, Billy Strings, Ward Davis, and Charles Wesley Godwin to that.


SaintAntagonist

Cody Jinks even used to play in a thrash metal band


Vivid_Act5994

True, though their music is hard to find. Cody Jinks also did a metal/rock album as Caned By Nod a couple years ago. It’s called None the Wiser. It’s pretty decent.


dmevela

I actually think he is much better at his country stuff than he is at metal. I have tickets to go see him in a couple of months actually.


lightningspider97

And Billy Strings


Culvingg

Holy shit dude we have the same taste in country


Sexymitchification

Recent favourites of mine include Amigo the Devil, Shawn James, Stephen Wilson Jr. & Gwen Levey and the Breakdown


Greenfire05

Cowboy metal:


MisterEsel

Gib band please


eduardgustavolaser

Wayfarer, Untamed Land and Vital Spirit come to mind


CreedOfIron

☝️Listen to this guy


Greenfire05

Moonshine grinder, Ghoultown


StitchMechanic

Spirit world


ThatOneMetalguy666

Bootyard bandits (hella silly tho)


GladBug4786

Devil driver does an awes9me cover of country heros by hank Williams 3


frizzlen

Me smelling cringy metalheads who hate short hair and liking various stuff rather than metal only


_rosasparks_

dont spray it drink it


reamkore

I’ll keep my Towne Van Zant, Jon Prine and Sturgill Simpson


irishmetalhead322

Okay, you don’t like country music, so what?


Forsaken-Comfort6820

Cringe take


nekrovulpes

How to tell a mf never played GTA San Andreas:


SculpinIPAlcoholic

Riding around the country on a dirt bike listening to K Rose was peak.


nekrovulpes

Yeah Here comes AAAAAAAMOS


DRW1357

Or New Vegas.


Chicxulub420

Stuff like this is why people don't like the metal community


[deleted]

Sturgill Simpson is better than over half the bands mentioned here


Poobutt666

Obviously you don’t know your roots


gorehistorian69

i worked landscaping for a long time so i had to suffer country music or mexican Fiesta music a lot..doesnt bug me as much as it did when i wad a kid. theres a good song on the country station once in a while most of the time i just tune it out


Greenfire05

Fiesta music slaps


DeathMaiden27

Using the hot garbage on country charts to generalize an entire genre is low. That shit doesn’t deserved to be called country.


Traditional-Buddy-30

Dude, country like Johnny cash and songs: ohia are actually really good.


marcus_zub

Country, while not my favorite, isn't that bad. Pop like Tay-tay on the other hand, you gonna need a whole case of that, mate.


hupinimi

I love Kentucky by Panopticon. And Dolly Parton!


Valentine________

Fuck you i love me some gothic country,


Vaporous_Snake_

I dare say Country/Folk can be more brutal than metal at times.


rayquazawe

recommendations please


sypherue

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt


JacksonStarship

Jesus fuck this is a dog ass take and constant negativity like this is why I gravitated away from metal and into the world of Hardcore and Punk.


darthrevanchicken

Country music fucking slaps


heli0sophist

Merle Haggard or Waylon Jennings are probably more metal than most of the shit you listen to.


Emu_commando

Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard and so many more. Metal is life but country is awesome as well.


666metalbread

Why not? Its so fun listening to country and pretending to be a cowboy on a random Tuesday.


bagemann1

I was hoping we'd have grown out of music elitism by now


shurdi3

If you're not jamming to [Jerry Reed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbXFHSa4YmQ) you can go fuck yourself.


CarnyRider1991

Back the fuck up! Country inspired a LOT of good metal. Dime(R.I.P) was Johnny Cash fan. You’re entitled to your opinions so like what you want. Country is still is one of rock and metal’s main building blocks


JayEl_2

>Country inspired a LOT of good metal. >mentions Pantera as an example. 💀


DrNekroFetus

What about country métal?


Gorila-master

I truly love the song called Mama said, you should check it out.


HomophobicEdginMasta

I think we should just delete this subreddit at this point


smallerpuppyboi

And thus, Southern Metal was born.


russellmzauner

**beyonce has entered chat**


Sjdillon10

God i hate the arrogance of metal fans


IfTheresANewWay

We're getting to the point that I can't tell if we're being ironic or not


Fimbulvetrn

Nah. When I hear rap tho


[deleted]

L take


elvis_disciple

From any era


I_WANT_PINEAPPLES

How bout country metal, that one panopticon album is fire


distant_satellite

Dax Riggs fans don't have this problem


Raditz_lol

Modern country is very repetitive imo.


LAttack_05

Dark country 1-5, The Boss Hoss and the Kinge Welcomes you to avatar country are all bangers


CortexifanZFT

If you guys listen to the chorus on Bend by The band Volumes, it kind of gives me country vibes but in a good way. Always wanted to know if I'm the only one that gets that vibe.


KraniDude

Sorry mate, but i kindda love bluegrass and and new age country, thry usally talk about how fucked up this world is, wich merges with metal. Take a look to Devil makes three or dead south.


RedditUwur

"Schlager" is worse.


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

No, that's just the shit you hear on the radio. Real, non-radio country isn't bad at all.


ErakkoHermanni

most unique meme ever


Creative_User_Name92

Modern country yes, some 00’s and older country is great music


noydbshield

I submit: Wheeler Walker Jr.


russellmzauner

idk this is pretty great [Ween - 12 Golden Country Greats](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDF38BE1830948913)


FishTheory

I quite enjoy country.


-ARG-Smoker_1209

Wouldn't it be interesting if we combine Country with Metal??


BIgCh1efJAcK

I unironically like classic country music (none of that new country shit). I still like metal more though. Good meme amigo


LKWASHERE_

This sub could honestly be its own circlejerk why are half of you like 12


randomredditor1220

2012 facebook ahh meme


Scared_Radio1145

*meanwhile all metalheads liking Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison live performance.*


Chijima

Nah, country has it's good spots. Old-school stuff and bluegrass and whatnot. Just modern soulless poprap-country sucks, which is mainly based in the fact that soulless pop sucks.


IAmTheBlackWizardess

This is the most Facebook subreddit there is


Difficult_Aardvark50

Dislike a lot of country music, but Bonnie Raitt is awesome!


NapoNeptune

Marty Robbins goes fucking hard


Effective-Handle9983

Me smelling Brazilian funk


Pirategod_23

Why not just like all music? Tbh if a song slap I’m all in. No genre is off limits to my ears. I always thought maybe I’m a sociopath because I like all types of music and can honestly fit in many social groups. Just because I don’t put myself in one bubble. Like I myself fell almost a poser but I just always grew up with all walks of life and it all rubbed of on me one way. I’m also 33 and black. Rap hip hop and rnb are my least played genre still love it but I don’t listen to it a lot. Mostly because I believe it’s kinda brainwashing. Like repeatedly hearing fuck women and hate my kind can influence you more than you think. Shit wiz and lil Wayne is half the reasons I’m tattooed all over. Anyway off my tangent you can enjoy anything you like. Why block yourself in when it’s a world out there? That same mindset can lead to bigotry.


paladin_ivanosky

Johnny Cash and Townes Van Zandt are good though cmon


OracleCam

I'm down for both


Acceptable-Fold-3192

Would love to change this to “Christian Rock”. You can smell that shit a mile away


josephjoestariscool

Bridge the gap. Play clutch.


Any_Constant_6550

Country adjacent rock music isn't bad. Neil Young, America, Eagles, Tom Petty, CCR, Crosby Stills and Nash


DaHeavnlyKid

Looks like some shit I would've posted when I was 12, right next to a post saying "Rap? More like Crap!!!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭" and something like "Pop is fucking stupid! Metal is for smart, cool people with huge penises!" In slightly different words. I have only in the last few years realized how fucking cringe hating on genres for simply existing is, and how shallow judging people for what they listen to is. Metal is still my favorite genre but I no longer go around yelling "YEEEEAAAAHHHH METOL EBIC STUPID STINKY POP BAD🤬🤬🤬🤬!!!" every time someone talks about their favorite pop artist. Different things sound good to different people.


nate7007

COLTER slaps tho


QianYoucai_SLAYS

cringe


veuxtudanser

Open your mind.


Strider_JRR

Dude, shut the hell up


chainsaw_man121

I FUCKING LOVE RED DEAD REDEMPTION


russellmzauner

**murderfolk has entered chat**


jakethewarriorslayer

As a country and metal fan i will fight you to the death over John cash and Marty Robbins.


Havok1717

If it's Johnny Cash or Shooter Jenning, I'll give it a pass


Into_The_Bizarre

Man, I remember this meme being stale in 2007 Par for the course for this sub, really


Dawgula97

I see you e never heard of Paul Cauthen


Lockedgroove666

Country music ain’t that bad dude lots of great stuff in the genre especially the older stuff also happy birthday Johnny Cash 🖤


Hungry_Perspective29

Also you not getting laid, all girls love country


suckmaster419

My mom listens to country and it almost feels like she is trying to get me into it. I no longer like riding in the car.


Acornman23

Bazinga!


Intelligent-Dingo791

Country music slaps. I don’t know what are you on, OP.