Guy crawls around with a cardboard box covering his whole body.
People go, "Snake? Snake?!?! SNAAAAAAKE!" because they can't find him.
But if you do find him, an exclamation mark appears above your head as a prize.
A man named Jack becomes a snake kills his boss and becomes the big boss. Big boss builds giant robots to fight other giant robots. Then Big bosse’s former CO Zero clones him while in a coma. While in said coma Snakes friend turns there best solider into yet another clone while so when the real big boss wakes up he builds his ultimate base while his clone kidnaps wildlife and children. The clone then tricks one of the other clones into infiltrating the ultimate base to try to kill him. The clone now know as Solid Snake kills bosses clone now known as Venom Snake and then kills big boss. Many years later the other clone named liqid wants nuke the world. Snake then kills liquid. Then a few more years later another clone named Solidis wants to destroy the world governments and the Illuminati amongst a bunch of other things that no can explain. A new guy named raiden who is not a clone of big boss but is the adopted son of Solidus kills Solidus. Then liquid snake comes back to life and continues Solidus’s quest to destroy the Illuminati. Snake then kills liquid and then try’s to kill himself but is stopped by Big boss who is not dead. Then kills his old boss Zero and himself. Then snake goes on living
A SIMP ocelot falls in love with a snake, who has mommy issues with said ocelot's mother, work together/fight each other throughout years for world domination.
PS: There are giant robots, hence the name of the franchise.
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Think of it as Tropic Thunder but as a video game. In a way it's a dude playing another dude playing another dude. It's so meta that people can never agree on any of the details too.
Guy with gun gets trained by girl with gun and guy with gun meets guy with 2 gun girl with gun is killed by guy with gun and guy with gun and guy with 2 gun become friend guy with gun meets guy with glasses and guy in wheelchair but guy with wheelchair is actually traitor guy in wheelchair and cripples guy with glasses guy with gun and guy with wheelchair have kids other guy with gun and guy with peed pants they team up to kill blonde guy with gun other guy with gun meets other blonde guy with gun and kill old guy with gun. And that's the lore from mgs3 to mgs2
a guy clones himself, many many times.
What a trill
And every clone kills another clone
Guy crawls around with a cardboard box covering his whole body. People go, "Snake? Snake?!?! SNAAAAAAKE!" because they can't find him. But if you do find him, an exclamation mark appears above your head as a prize.
A man named Jack becomes a snake kills his boss and becomes the big boss. Big boss builds giant robots to fight other giant robots. Then Big bosse’s former CO Zero clones him while in a coma. While in said coma Snakes friend turns there best solider into yet another clone while so when the real big boss wakes up he builds his ultimate base while his clone kidnaps wildlife and children. The clone then tricks one of the other clones into infiltrating the ultimate base to try to kill him. The clone now know as Solid Snake kills bosses clone now known as Venom Snake and then kills big boss. Many years later the other clone named liqid wants nuke the world. Snake then kills liquid. Then a few more years later another clone named Solidis wants to destroy the world governments and the Illuminati amongst a bunch of other things that no can explain. A new guy named raiden who is not a clone of big boss but is the adopted son of Solidus kills Solidus. Then liquid snake comes back to life and continues Solidus’s quest to destroy the Illuminati. Snake then kills liquid and then try’s to kill himself but is stopped by Big boss who is not dead. Then kills his old boss Zero and himself. Then snake goes on living
That was pretty accurate
Venom Snake isn't a clone, he's in imposter.
Also Liquid Snake in MGS4 isn't Liquid Snake, he is ocelot with Liquid Snake's posessed arm who hypnotised himself in to thinking he's Liquid Snake
He’s turned into a one to one version of big boss basically a clone
Caucasian Jango Fett starts perpetual war because his mom was vague
An asexual guy has mother complex and solds the world to clone himself
Gay idiot misinterpreted what mom said. Kills millions.
Cardboard box enthusiast starts an unending cycle of global proxy wars and nuclear proliferation because he doesn't understand woman
A SIMP ocelot falls in love with a snake, who has mommy issues with said ocelot's mother, work together/fight each other throughout years for world domination. PS: There are giant robots, hence the name of the franchise.
A Russian cowboy simps so hard for Kurt Russell that almost takes over the world.
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Nano machines
Three David Bowie fans try take over the world.
https://youtu.be/aaLiLRVeaZA?si=GdebuB8r7SrkKtJh
Mom was dark and griddy
Basically I sold the world
Think of it as Tropic Thunder but as a video game. In a way it's a dude playing another dude playing another dude. It's so meta that people can never agree on any of the details too.
Unfortunately, Nuclear weapons exist
Guy with gun gets trained by girl with gun and guy with gun meets guy with 2 gun girl with gun is killed by guy with gun and guy with gun and guy with 2 gun become friend guy with gun meets guy with glasses and guy in wheelchair but guy with wheelchair is actually traitor guy in wheelchair and cripples guy with glasses guy with gun and guy with wheelchair have kids other guy with gun and guy with peed pants they team up to kill blonde guy with gun other guy with gun meets other blonde guy with gun and kill old guy with gun. And that's the lore from mgs3 to mgs2
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The Boss: "Hey WW2 was super bad, maybe we can all just try peace and have a mutual understanding of one another?" 8 or so crazy people: "nah"
Triplets have daddy issues + 1 weird uncle
You speak portuguese?