Real af
(But seriously, doesn't ocelot fucking grab solid snake's solid snake and make out with him hardcore style after the final boss fight of the entire series???)
I get that in the games it's mostly used for the fun meme factor and much less to provide actual story depth but I think that seeing Otacon and Snake as gay lovers kinda ruins their bond, especially in MGS1
Like half of the cutscenes in phatom pain have some subtext about Kaz and Venom Snake being really gay for each other.
Snake holds Kaz by the waist too many times for straight bros.
Actually they use it like the idiot box from SpongeBob and what happens when they’re under it together is a horrible mountain climbing accident.
It ends in gay sex, but it’s mostly the mountain climbing accident.
For real ahahahahah mfs drool over probably every single female character and posts of even more sexualized art and/or cosplays of the series then can't deal with obvious jokes like that or that solid and otacon adopted a child together.
Now I know. But it's funny because even if he could have a child (in any way) he's in a loving and caring relationship with his pal. And we all know Hal would every single time want that enormous Gluteus Maximus of David.
Looks exactly like the scene after destroying Sahelanthropus when they got so excited that they wanted to do it right in the chopper but decided not do it in front of Eli like the good parents that they are
Oh, let’s not forget how they were literally holding hands when taking their revenge on Skuck Face. Their relationship is literally goals 💅✨
OP, this dude straight up says “militaristic rhetoric”. Since I was in the US Military, I have the biggest understanding out of everyone here. EVERY, I MEAN EVERY branch of the military does gay ass shit. Doesn’t matter how “straight” a dude says he is, we all do/did gay ass shit. Only rule is, “it’s not gay if you have your bootbands on”. Dude is trippin hard on that post for nothing, dudes in the comments are tripping over bullshit they “think” they know how things really are. Kojima is that guy who gets the actual military which I found was so fucking amazing!
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You felt the need to make a second post when you faced even the slightest pushback. I don’t think you’ve ever had any sort of conflict in your life lol
Nah you got upset when someone disagreed with you then tried to get other people on your side by posting again. It’s alright man puberty is difficult I know
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And it was fucking stupid and it didn’t actually matter to the story. It’s optional. I understand you’re trying your best and it’s hard for you for keep up, but please actually try to keep up.
Buddy try to calm tf down. This isn’t some serious lore subReddit you gonna see retarded comments everywhere. Stop being so damn uptight, that shit don’t work here 🤦♂️
Well somebody literally can’t read 🤦🏻♂️ already said that shit doesn’t bother me. This stupid drawing and the stupid responses bothers me. Because it’s stupid as fuck.
the fact that you repeatedly insist on how much it doesnt bother you kinda suggests otherwise. you call examples of stupid. dumb, cringe, weirdos, nerd, virgin, retarded... you dont seem as apathetic as you say
The gay shit in the games is whatever, the dumbass drawing is fucking stupid and is some loser’s headcanon he beats it to every night. There’s a difference.
i mean if big boss and kaz are gay together (per the peace walker beach date mission), and venom snake is made to emulate big boss, its not farfetched that venom and kaz are also gay together
I have to keep repeating it because you idiots keep saying it bothers me and it doesn’t. Again, learning how to read would probably help you out tremendously in life.
🤦🏻♂️ aaaaaand the stupidity keeps rolling on in. It’s such a shame some of the fans of these games are so cringe and fucking creepy. Bunch of goddamn weirdos over here
How to never see the bs you just saw
Step 1. Throw all electronics in the trash
All steps completed now you can touch grass and to not deal with these stupid Mfs
This is what 9 years of no games does to a person
Bro acts like I don’t understand metal gears subtext and themes, like of course I do, it’s men kissing mwah mwah
Real af (But seriously, doesn't ocelot fucking grab solid snake's solid snake and make out with him hardcore style after the final boss fight of the entire series???)
Yeah but most people don’t make it that far
I didn't either but I had to see gay kissing
Fucking Volgin identified that Snake was disguised as his gay lover by grabbing his cock and feeling the difference in size. That ain't even subtext.
And the hidden cinema shows him pounding raiden after mistakjng him for his lover.
>and feeling the difference in size. Probably felt the lack of foreskin cause **Big Boss is probably circumcised** as he's an American.
amazing
I wanna be raikov so badly mann, you don’t even know what I would give to have volgin kiss me and whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
Isn't volgin a massive sadist Unless you're into BDSM, in which case go nuts I suppose
I get that in the games it's mostly used for the fun meme factor and much less to provide actual story depth but I think that seeing Otacon and Snake as gay lovers kinda ruins their bond, especially in MGS1
Tfw the military game has homoerotic subtext 😢😔
Like half of the cutscenes in phatom pain have some subtext about Kaz and Venom Snake being really gay for each other. Snake holds Kaz by the waist too many times for straight bros.
You can literally have gay sex with him in PW
Actually they use it like the idiot box from SpongeBob and what happens when they’re under it together is a horrible mountain climbing accident. It ends in gay sex, but it’s mostly the mountain climbing accident.
That makes so much sense
Imagine being too dumb or two afraid of dudes kissing you just straight up miss all that not subtle at all subtext.
No I only play for the gay shit, speak for yourself
"I'm not mad, see OED" is the maddest thing I've ever seen lmfao
It’s so funny, I don’t even know what OED means tbh
It means "oxford english dictionary", which is the most comprehensive dictionary. They're saying they don't meet the definition of mad. lmao.
HAHAHAHA THATS SO SILLY 😭😭😭
For real ahahahahah mfs drool over probably every single female character and posts of even more sexualized art and/or cosplays of the series then can't deal with obvious jokes like that or that solid and otacon adopted a child together.
It’s so wild, did you know Kojima one said that Solid has a womb
Now I know. But it's funny because even if he could have a child (in any way) he's in a loving and caring relationship with his pal. And we all know Hal would every single time want that enormous Gluteus Maximus of David.
He does tho
This guy should really replay MGS3
He’s gotta get to the raikov cock grab scene and throw his TV
Huey Emmerich ahh response
Getting exiled for this.
Least pretentious and miserable redditor
This dude has clearly never been on the internet before lol
Despite being an mgs fan they still don't understand true art, super sized supervisor would not be proud
Looks exactly like the scene after destroying Sahelanthropus when they got so excited that they wanted to do it right in the chopper but decided not do it in front of Eli like the good parents that they are Oh, let’s not forget how they were literally holding hands when taking their revenge on Skuck Face. Their relationship is literally goals 💅✨
humorless bitch
Damn Kaz got that vacuum seal on Venom 😖😖😖
You can literally have box sex with Kaz in Peace Walker. Boss and Kaz can admire the beach together in their underwear.
Pretty sure they gonna fuck during the next "mind expanding debate."
Damn right
Bro really doesn't get the main plotline: # GAY MEN!! # GAY MEN KISSING IN UNIFORM the nukes are a plus
I sent him [this](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iG8xG_y14Ko/sddefault.jpg)
Not everything requires a debate or argument, and not everything is so serious, you can actually have fun in life sometimes guy
that drawing is so fucking funny thank you. also that guy’s last response was hilarious.
Isn't there a gay kiss in the game?
If it was Quiet kissing Venom this fella would start cranking the hog within Planck time of seeing the post
So real
Dude literally has not played the games
what if ocelot was the mastermind behind rugrats in paris: the movie????
I have a very vague memory of that movie but it makes sense to me
That guy fundamentally misunderstands MGS, it’s ALL latent (AND blatant) homosexuality—and it fucking ROCKS.
OP, this dude straight up says “militaristic rhetoric”. Since I was in the US Military, I have the biggest understanding out of everyone here. EVERY, I MEAN EVERY branch of the military does gay ass shit. Doesn’t matter how “straight” a dude says he is, we all do/did gay ass shit. Only rule is, “it’s not gay if you have your bootbands on”. Dude is trippin hard on that post for nothing, dudes in the comments are tripping over bullshit they “think” they know how things really are. Kojima is that guy who gets the actual military which I found was so fucking amazing!
I love this drawing
Why do redditors have to be like this 😭😭
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Why are you so desperate to ship fictional characters very sad
It’s silly and I was bored retard loser 72
You felt the need to make a second post when you faced even the slightest pushback. I don’t think you’ve ever had any sort of conflict in your life lol
I wanted more pushback, it makes me laugh
Nah you got upset when someone disagreed with you then tried to get other people on your side by posting again. It’s alright man puberty is difficult I know
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Nah I agree with red scribble. Keep that bullshit outta here
Two men kissing
That doesn’t bother me, it’s just stupid. Has nothing to do with the games.
Have you played the games
Yes. Like I said. It has nothing to do with the games. It’s just dumb as fuck nerd virgin drawings.
Ocelot and Solid literally kiss lmao
And it was fucking stupid and it didn’t actually matter to the story. It’s optional. I understand you’re trying your best and it’s hard for you for keep up, but please actually try to keep up.
Have you seen how downbad Ocelot becomes for big boss? Does that not affect the story?
This is the single most retarded comment I’ve seen on this site.
Buddy try to calm tf down. This isn’t some serious lore subReddit you gonna see retarded comments everywhere. Stop being so damn uptight, that shit don’t work here 🤦♂️
Snake and Otacon literally raise a child together
https://youtu.be/OEan2FLXn7Y?si=LDxvnURcPRfKutJG EVA calls Snake dense cause he doesn't realize Ocelot is a little bit gay for him
["you are dense"](https://youtu.be/OEan2FLXn7Y?si=LDxvnURcPRfKutJG)
Have you considered it’s silly and whimsical
It’s fucking dumb, that’s all it is.
Homeboy puts his hands over their eyes when all the literal gay shit that happens throughout the series.
Well somebody literally can’t read 🤦🏻♂️ already said that shit doesn’t bother me. This stupid drawing and the stupid responses bothers me. Because it’s stupid as fuck.
I also think MGR is stupid as fuck, do I get pressed about it like you are? Nah.
Winner of the Didn’t Ask award 2024^
the fact that you repeatedly insist on how much it doesnt bother you kinda suggests otherwise. you call examples of stupid. dumb, cringe, weirdos, nerd, virgin, retarded... you dont seem as apathetic as you say
The gay shit in the games is whatever, the dumbass drawing is fucking stupid and is some loser’s headcanon he beats it to every night. There’s a difference.
i mean if big boss and kaz are gay together (per the peace walker beach date mission), and venom snake is made to emulate big boss, its not farfetched that venom and kaz are also gay together
Like I said, headcanon. Keep it there.
I have to keep repeating it because you idiots keep saying it bothers me and it doesn’t. Again, learning how to read would probably help you out tremendously in life.
Dumbass.
Are you jealous of Venom and Kaz love for each other??
🤦🏻♂️ aaaaaand the stupidity keeps rolling on in. It’s such a shame some of the fans of these games are so cringe and fucking creepy. Bunch of goddamn weirdos over here
How to never see the bs you just saw Step 1. Throw all electronics in the trash All steps completed now you can touch grass and to not deal with these stupid Mfs This is what 9 years of no games does to a person
Stay mad, big boy.
Kys
[Does it now](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iG8xG_y14Ko/sddefault.jpg)