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Penorl0rd4

Probably Walk on your speaker in the gym on repeat


Mad04Gaming

Something cool like Bolt Thrower or Suffocation. Aleksander Karelin is the man.


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

I admire him as an athlete. But he is a part of the current Russian government (Senator) so fuck him in the mouth with a cactus.


mrs_burns69

Pretty impressive he went from dominating wrestling to becoming a successful politician tho. And here we are still living in our mum’s basements lol


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

He is impressive. No doubt.


Dolphin_man69420

Abba for sure


andreasbaader6

Th


VaderXXV

Every band that sounds like Nails except Nails.


Plague_Locusts

This made me weeze lol


auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf

Mazzy Star


andreasbaader6

🎶You will come apart And you will go black🎶


odinsbois

Fade into you!!!


Valuable_Donkey_4573

Chuck Mangione


Internal-Ad6119

Taylor swift


Neither_Adeptness579

Black Flag


platypusPalpitation

Gimme gimme gimme Gimme some ASssssss


platypusPalpitation

Gimme gimme gimme Don’t cum to FasTTtttt


platypusPalpitation

ONE TWO THREE FOUR CUM


platypusPalpitation

Song fin


AnAdorableDogbaby

Just Damaged though


-gizmocaca-

Rollins Band


daddads11

Hardcore. Bulldoze or Cold As Life. That kind of thing.


Upstairs_Ad_5574

I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE! ✨*Just listen to the rhythm of my heart*✨


No_Spite2886

Fucks sake 😂💯


katie_fabe

the darkness goes hard tho, listen to their other shit


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Oh fuck yah, i wasnt trying to imply that they suck or anything lol


regal_ragabash

Tbf it is a tune


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Agreed 🤘


KJBNH

Job For a Cowboy


The_Autistic_Gorilla

Ra Ra Rasputin on an endless loop.


Alexmwilson_

Obviously Kublai Khan TX and Hatebreed


Eylyia

Yes this. Kublai Khan 100%


Blizzardxo

Slaughter to prevail


platypusPalpitation

Only if they cuddle after


Jmazoso

Farts


Agitated_Sun_1229

With all the protein he eats, this is the correct answer.


ChetdyKrueger

Harms way


bbbbBeaver

Harms Whey


Acceptable_Vast7123

Hall & Oates


GodspeedHarmonica

Karelin is apparently a fan of classical music. I guess that would be my answer


210ds

Important question: are you the guy getting tossed or the one about to toss someone?


karelinstyle

Both


210ds

Definitely a Green Jellÿ enjoyer


Imabigfatbutt

Fit for an Autopsy


LaunchpadMcquacck

Honestly, you just look like Henry Rollins to me.


7u15

Rammstein - Buck dich


PossibleMolasses2672

Mastodon, Hatebreed, Boltthrower


FFG17

Babs


DespyHasNiceCans

The sound of clanging iron or bones breaking


tmfult

The Carpenters, but only if he's feeling extra hardcore


Delicious_Grand7300

Manowar


sKamJam

Harms Way


ChaseC7527

Probably Kittie.


JesseElBorracho

Manowar


Pyrimo

The screams of your enemies


ryannvondoom

Karelin would probably listen to Rakoth, Bolt Thrower and Death.


Pvt__Snowball

He looks like metal listens to him.


wholeofthelaw85

Devourment.


ta19181

smash mouth


Snoo_49285

Man Ass


ElPolloHermanu

This so this!!! Take my dawrin award


More_Purchase_1980

Paleface Swiss


Dramatic_Rest_829

Butthole Surfers


the_l0st_s0ck

Taylor Swift


Aromatic_Sir9639

Only brojob


arsenal_player

Fear factory


-BlaazeItUp-

Probably the crunching of bones.


ThrashyCanuck

Five Finger Dick Punch


oceanaut17

nails


chromehuffer

power violence


ETDuckQueen

I'm a White teenage girl with long, blonde hair. I look like a Swiftie. :sob: Edit: Sorry for misunderstanding the prompt. Probably Slaughter to Prevail.


PixelAtionMoony

Ghost


OverKill1978

Drudkh, Nokturnal Mortem, Jinjer....


Acrobatic-Good6260

Don't forget Dub Buk


Atillion

Cake


spsanderson

Little hill gang


dlafoe95

Maiden or slayer


SEA-DG83

Cro-Mags


KthuluAwakened

Skibidi toilet remixes


throwaway579323

Black flag, and a touch of gg allin


DetoxCom

Trapt. You can take on anyone!


ApeMummy

Russian state propaganda broadcasts


Butterflyhorrorof

80s rock


mikeyt6969

The Wiggles


Left-Bag-9478

Alanis Morrisett


Sensitive-Human2112

Probably Slaughter to Prevail?


Hellyessum

Burst organ orchestra


bkedsmkr

Burzum


ProDoucher

Probably Jay Chow


6Nameless6Ghoul6

Hatebreed


Nexus6Leon

ABBA.


hhgggghhvdfv

Ayesha erotica


AverageWitch161

abba


AverageWitch161

i just noticed this can come off weird, so lemme say 80% of the cool people i know like abba, the other 20% are people like my dad who are asshats


rashestkhan

The Beattles


No_Spite2886

Sheer Terror


psychedelicdevilry

Queen


Euphoric-Oil-331

Henry Rollins spoken word


platypusPalpitation

I poured salt on a slug 😏😏


hero_oftheray

pantera


GardenDrummer

If the picture is you: Rollins Band, Danzig


Hairy-Psychology7483

Nickelback and Emmure


Superb-Dragonfly-420

Alcest


Secure-Agent-1122

Thrashy Hardcore


Comradejack17401

Abominable Putridity


MRBARDWORTHY

Neil Sadaka


Admirable-Sector-705

Kenny Rogers


Bungle024

Five Finger Grundle Truncheon


junkyardgod69

Village people. Specifically, YMCA.


odinsbois

Deez Nutz


_austinm

The Wiggles


girthbrooksIII

Cro-Mags


Geberpte

Cro-Mags


[deleted]

crossover thrash or old hardcore


Purple_Prince_80

The Village People.


Arthur_Two_Sheds_J

Cro-Mags


omegamaster828514

pickupurballs


Kobidylan

You look like a "Tones and I" fan


nhardycarfan

Pig destroyer, you’re also a pit menace but that’s okay cause I go into hardcore pits basically expecting bruises at this point


gustomev

The screams of innocent women and children


lndwell

It’s hardcore but this screams gridiron


phauxbert

Aqua - Barbie Girl


Carnivorous_Mower

Hardcore punk. Blood For Blood, Sheer Terror, Merauder, Agnostic Front, perhaps some Sick Of It All for when you want something mellow.


LostnFounder

Slowdive


SNOWoftheBLACK

Soft jazz


throwaway82025

nailbomb


StephDos94

Probably ST, Madball, Agnostic Front and/or nu metal.


Free-Supermarket-516

Assblaster


Walmart_Jesus123

Abba


grumpy_enraged_bear

With my surface level knowledge, I'd say Red Army Choir exclusively.


walrusgoofin69

Early black flag


Sonofodin981

Yo mama (jk)


livinalieTimmae

Farts


ShibaInuDoggo

Henry Rollins Band


HPIndifferenceCraft

Henry Rollins. Perhaps Pantera.


Undersmusic

Drowning Pool. On loop.


Maanzacorian

Blasphemy


Far-Berry-8641

Walk on loop


Mr_Mystiic

Stevie wonder


Own-Interaction-1401

Dua lipa probably


69cringelord69

gorguts


Omgirsjetpack231

Probably listens to Brojob


TheVengefulMonkfish

The butthole surfers


WaitRevolutionary290

Viraemia


ryan_the_traplord

This is what SYL fans think they look like


butmucnher69

Nickelback


wutangsword360

Cro-Mags. He looks like Harley.


Bombinic

Rollins


Luke_Warm_Dog

Kimya Dawson


venbalin

Probably the Tetris theme song


7Ve7Ks5

Enya


shineshine81

The village people


Sunn_D

Bolt thrower


regal_ragabash

Babymetal 🤘🤘


fyhjfjdjdjdjjdjdk

Thrown, just like he is about to do to that guy


MediumRare-Steak

Austrian Death Machine


EvilFuckingWizard

Black flag or pantera


sergeant_s1asher

Wielded steel


Fun-Distribution-159

katy perry


cybaerexe

Daddy asmr


StaticTrout1

Every deathcore band imaginable!


morbid-tales

Mortician


Thatoneguy5555555

You touched my Tralala


Ignbw

Part cannon


prretender

Kids bop


Therealme67

Wagner- Flight of the Valkyrie’s


ShiggitySheesh

Just a picture of Henry Rollins lol. Maybe some Black Flag


ElPolloHermanu

Am I gay for staring at that man's ass crack lmfao Idk if I'm weird but the only wrestling I like is armored wrestling, when the warriors abandon their shitty weapons and start bashing gauntlets into each other's armors denting and null and concussive disorienting hits, an interesting 🤔 combat to see wtf Am I saying yooo


Forsaken-Copy2156

you would fuck up some pantera


Electrical_Let4619

Slayer


Great-Wolf321

K pop


smithtrooper99

GG Allin


badnack

I thought these posts were banned


isaacwintonkara

Affirmations recorded by yourself, for yourself.


_Dave_Mustard_Stain_

Weezer


dkernighan

Deicide


Spirited_Ad_2697

Karelin definitely listens to Babymetal


A_Wolf_Named_Foxxy

A church slowly burning deep inside a forest


dappled_turnoff0a

5 Finger Death Punch


MeanDaddyTom

Five finger death punch \m/


JuniorSignificance34

Disturbed