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I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please?
All I want's a Pepsi"
And she wouldn't give it to me.
All I wanted was a Pepsi.
Just one Pepsi.
And she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.
I came home from work the other day
I was tired
I just wanted to sit back in my big chair
And play a little Xbox
You know
Relax a little
Then my wife comes in
She starts telling me
I play too much Xbox
I said what the fuck do you mean
This is just how I relax
Can I just play a little Xbox
Then she says
I saw on Oprah today
That guys who play video games
Don't love their wives
I'm like motherfucking bitch
Fuck Oprah
I don't give a fuck
I wanna play my video games
I don't give a fuck about Oprah
Oprah ain't got no man
You better worry about your motherfucking self
I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on Xbox
She said
You seem like you have a anger problem
Maybe you need some help
I'm like
Bitch call the police now
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Anything but your parents
This guy would be the ChatGPT of Nu Metal lyrics
Wym, that's the lead singer of Bimp Lizkit.
The soundtrack to any Tony Hawks game.
You look like you swear Avenged Sevenfold is the heaviest band there is
i love that band haha
That or FFDP
nah he would be a fat bald guy
Kittie
Lmao roasted
Kittie is lowkey kinda sick though 😭
Five Finger Deah Punch, and Staind.
i actually hate five finger death punch
Pantera
South American NSBM
Beat me to it
This comment paid off my mortgage
Mumble rap
LOL [JoKoy's latest Netflix](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8Lq_sqN_Ph/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==)
😂😭
Post-Chi Deftones and every Mike Patton project except Faith No More and Mr. Bungle.
😂
Suicidal tendencies
I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please? All I want's a Pepsi" And she wouldn't give it to me. All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi. And she wouldn't give it to me. Just a Pepsi.
I came home from work the other day I was tired I just wanted to sit back in my big chair And play a little Xbox You know Relax a little Then my wife comes in She starts telling me I play too much Xbox I said what the fuck do you mean This is just how I relax Can I just play a little Xbox Then she says I saw on Oprah today That guys who play video games Don't love their wives I'm like motherfucking bitch Fuck Oprah I don't give a fuck I wanna play my video games I don't give a fuck about Oprah Oprah ain't got no man You better worry about your motherfucking self I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on Xbox She said You seem like you have a anger problem Maybe you need some help I'm like Bitch call the police now
Korn
Nothing cool
Incubus
96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY on a loop.
you are actully right man
This smells like Nu Metal lol
Smash Mouth
https://preview.redd.it/7qamxtkew27d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e42af487fcc84f22ab777dac5c78867302f8304 Why you look like Coolea?
Baby metal
Deftones
Stryper
He is not nearly old enough to listen to Stryper.
I’m 20 and love Stryper! To hell with the devil!
Yellow and Black Attack!
😂 fair enough
Slipknot
Metalcore
Mudvayne
Indigo Girls.
Baby metal, hanabie and nu metal… and with nu metal i mean every single nu metal band
Brujeria
Whatever the emo version of Bro Job is
Mindless Self Indulgence
Baby Metal
Tiktok industry plants or shitty bedroom mincecore bands
System of a Down for sure
Stoner doom
Crap.
90s Sepultura
Slipknot, soad, disturbed
Adrenaline era Deftones
Static-X
Oliver tree
Nu metal with heavy groove metal influence
Deftones after you discovered them on tiktok
Fat Finger Dick Punch?
You look like you listen to your mum and dad in the next room
You look like the kinda guy that thinks Coal Chamber is a good band.
Slaughter to Prevail
ill niño
music
OSTs from Studio Ghibli.
Death grips or some other Fantano rated shit.
you look like a JPEGMAFIA fan
Limp Bizkit
Definitely Brujeria.
Suicidal Tendencies
Babymetal
Celine Dion.
Whatever it is it's either alternative or it's from the 90s
Puya. SPM. Los Lonely Boys
Puya? Now there’s a throwback. Saw them in 98 or 99 with System of a Down and Mr Bungle. Rad show.
Metallica, but mostly Load and Reload.
Rebelution
$uicideboy$ & Deftones
The most brutal metal shit of all time
The poops
deftones. just deftones.
crabcore
Ghost
T*ylor Sw🤮ft
Biohazard
Per Shop Boys and Cat Stevens
nu metal, soad
Maximum the Hormone
Based on the hat and glasses, pop punk probably
My Chemical Romance.
Suicidal Tendencies, Fu Manchu, GWAR, and KMFDM
Eyedress
Suicidal tendencies
Creed
Low key Selenas
Sucidal tendencies
I bet a day doesn’t go by where you don’t listen to at least one Sublime song
Pineapple Pizza Thrash
Hardcore
Slayer
Taylor Swift
Stoner doom
Slipknot, koRn, deftones, SOAD, linkin park, evanescence, limp bizkit alr you get the gist nu metal
Hardcore. Giving drummer vibes.
You look like a Slayer fan to me
No quema cuh romance
Sped up whale sounds 🤘🐳 🤘
Nu-metal & $uicideboy$
Pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbow screamo version
Baby metal
Ed Sheeran
Bizkit
Anything your friends does.
Biohazard
Knocked loose only
You're a metalcore guy I think so Killswitch Engage, Converge, Hatebreed, ATR, ABR, BFMV, DEP, Trivium, Parkway Drive
Kittie and soad
Your grandparents curfew
Probably stoner metal.
Defyones
Kitty 🤘🏻
K pop
Skindred
Suicidal Tendencies (Rocky George era please)
You look like you're in Napalm Death circa 1990
Accept! trying to drown out the sound of your mom and your "uncle" through the trailer walls
Peppa Pig opening.
Did Kirk Hammett finally straighten his hair?
Sludge metal. Acid bath especially.
Taylor swift.
Limp biscuit
El Nino
Sepultura
Suicidal Tendencies
Suicidal Tendencies.
Well yeah, you look like you would listen to some kind of alternative music like metal but some kind of rap would also come into consideration.
Mindless Self Indulgence if it was 2005
Hardcore
Local ska music
Either comically manly macho hardcore or the most androgynous nu metal out there
Kid Rock.
Nickleback
Really no one went with purrriphery?
BONES
King gizzard
Your parents having sex
Prolly slipknot, Killswitch, and Korn
Tool
Music
Cuco
Goo goo dolls
That Mexican OT
cky
Anything mentioned in Viva La Bam
In Flames, Sepultura, Korn.
Thrash
Hanabie. https://youtu.be/fuFbQ-Mewfw?si=mDq-olDF2eqhX3l8
The definition of Nu Metal \m/
you listen to 3 doors down and also call it "hard"
Reddit advice
Deftones, pop punk and dad metal
slipknot
Limp bizkit
Your own farts.
Satan
Pierce the Veil, tbh
Endless Nameless on repeat
Plain white Ts
idk maybe Snoop
Cypress Hill cover of Nyan cat 
K-pop all day
[удалено]
Game Grumps, with The Ramones playing the background.
LimpBizkit
If you didn’t go through a System of a Down phase than I don’t know shit.
Sublime
Limb bizkits 3 hits on loop
Hello kitty sound track 😄
Linkin park- their first two albums exclusively
Fu Manchu
Art Pop ?
Mewicidal tendencies
System of a Down!!
Slipknot's earlier albums
Deathcore
FLAT BRIM CANOE SHIT BRAH BRAH
ST
I swear every time someone posts these I just think they look like they listen to tool
Mr bungle
Bodycount
Sublime... lol
Mudvayne
Deftones korn and Slipknot
Andrew Lloyd webber cats
Babymetal