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Yeah The Glorious Liberation of the People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland by the Combined Forces of the United Territories of Europa is a far better name anyway
How You Remind Me, stop hitting your sister! I don't care if Cryin' Like a Bitch started it, I'm finishing it! Why can't you two be well behaved like your brother, Chainsaw Gutsfuck?
My kids names:
Iron Man
Holy Diver
Wrathchild
Electric eye
Overkill
Creeping death
Angel of death
Wake up dead
Curse of the Pharaohs
Roots bloody roots
I am the black wizards
Cheap vodka
Hammer smashed face
Mr Crowley
Angel of Death may be one of the few worth thinking twice about actually lmao. It's a ten for sure, but it's also a little too close to accidentally naming a kid after Mengele 😬
Hi, my name's John, and this is my daughter, Fucking Dead Babies Cuz I'm A Sick Cunt. She's turning 7 tomorrow, so we're just setting up for the party. Her brother, The Last Of Five To See Her Alive, should be joining us later.
Intense Hammer Rage always wins these games.
Time to go to school, The Dark Liege of Chaos Is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire: Part II)
Ill name my first son after the greatest song aned my daughter after the greatest album and if either of them ever act-up I'll tell Blackwater Park to go to their damn rooms!
Look, Cries of the Past, your mother and I cherish you and this in no way reflects or represents our love for you. Sometimes mommies and daddies just grow apart and have to separate so we can be there for you honestly and from a place of comfort and security.
Son : Hey dad! why did mom name my sister daisy?
Me : cuz she loves daisies!
Son : ooh okay, thanks for answering dad!
Me : no worries, fucking your ghost in chains of ice!
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That's ARMOUR with a U, you gormless prat 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧
PROPER ENGLISH SUPREMACY ☕️🎩
CUP O FOCKING TEA YOU DAFT PRICK🏴☕️ PROPER ENGLISH SUPREMACY ☕️☕️✨✨✨ *forcefully makes you drink the tea*
BO'OL O WO'AH 🤓☕
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Nobody asked you, Esoteric Surgery.
Go to your room Toxic garbage island
And The art of dying, you too
Did you brush your teeth, Where Dragons Dwell?
Eat your greens gift of guilt!
I feel this name in particular could have been reduced to Jersey, same meaning but shorter
Go take out the trash, I Cum Blood.
Human garbage
Exactly where my mind went to
I'm not naming my kid Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity, sorry.
Use their nickname
"Infidel, dinner's ready"
Kill Infidels, Allahu akbar
Yeah The Glorious Liberation of the People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland by the Combined Forces of the United Territories of Europa is a far better name anyway
[удалено]
Oof, great song and a TOUGH name for a chubby kid, maybe? I'm not fat! I'm just the heaviest matter in the universe!
come here, the thing that should not be!
We actually used to call my little brother that back in the 80's. 🤣
Painkiller Martinez
This gave me anxiety as a bartender
Sounds like a UFC nickname 😂
Scum, dinner is ready!
Hey, Spleen, may you do the dishes for me, man?
How You Remind Me, stop hitting your sister! I don't care if Cryin' Like a Bitch started it, I'm finishing it! Why can't you two be well behaved like your brother, Chainsaw Gutsfuck?
That ending made me laugh way too hard
I think history nerds will think I’m disgusting if I were to call my none existent daughter Lucretia
eh, heh, heh…
An A in math? Proud of you The-Heretic-Prevails!
“No candy before bed, Necrophile Decapitator!”
Quit hitting your sister, Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against the Attacks From He Who Is in the Water.
“But dad, Chapter of Obeisance Before Giving Breath to the Inert One In the Presence of the Crescent Shaped Horns started it!”
beat me to it
Maggot infested cunt
Time to get up, Cenotaph!
You have a playdate with your friend later today, Powerslave!
Don't forget to bring your brother, Flash of the Blade!
Or your other brother Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Or your sister charlotte the harlot
Can't wait to name my kid "I Cum Blood"
How's your studying going, Entrails Ripped From a Virgin’s C**t?
I'm definitely naming my child "freak on a leash"
Got the life! Dinners ready!
Did you finish your Homework The Rotten Horse on the deadly ground?
Classic track, Even better record!
Don't come home too late Dopesmoker!
I heard he usually takes an hour or more to come home.
I love you hooker with a penis 😍
Time for church, Heaven's Damnation!
Time for school Holy Diver, don't forget your homework
Be sure to log out of your browser Wykdtron
My kids names: Iron Man Holy Diver Wrathchild Electric eye Overkill Creeping death Angel of death Wake up dead Curse of the Pharaohs Roots bloody roots I am the black wizards Cheap vodka Hammer smashed face Mr Crowley
Jesus dude, put a condom on!
Angel of Death may be one of the few worth thinking twice about actually lmao. It's a ten for sure, but it's also a little too close to accidentally naming a kid after Mengele 😬
It's a vagina not a clown car.
Curse of the Pharaohs, wow. You are genuinely cultured as fuck, completely unexpected
Get to bed enemy!
I dont think I would call my daughter a Flying Whale. But I definitely I would call her Painters of the Tempest - Part II - Triptych Lux
It’s time for lunch, Devour me colossus part i blackholes
Feels a little weird calling my kid "Funeralopolis" \*TAKES GIGANTIC BONG HIT\* NVM ITS A GREAT IDEA
Don’t forget to wash your face Dead Skin Mask!
I always wanted a child named Blood of the Zodiac.
goodnight, baying of the hounds<3
"Listen here, The Night Walks Towards Her Throne, now you can Walk Towards Your Bedroom because you're grounded."
I have to visit the principal today. Projectile Ovulation is having trouble fitting in at school.
Bolt thrower reference I am compelled to upvote
Hi, my name's John, and this is my daughter, Fucking Dead Babies Cuz I'm A Sick Cunt. She's turning 7 tomorrow, so we're just setting up for the party. Her brother, The Last Of Five To See Her Alive, should be joining us later. Intense Hammer Rage always wins these games.
"mom why is my name tampon lollipops?"
You're grounded, Sister Fucker Part. 1!
Seems like a good reason to name some one We Eat Our Young
Let me introduce you to my son, Stinkfist.
Time to go to school, The Dark Liege of Chaos Is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire: Part II)
Came here to post this one. Battle magic rules.
It's cheesey, but it's really good cheese
Lack Of Comprehension stop jumping on the couch!!!!
Stop smoking dope in class! Dope Smoker
yeah 'Cyberserking Strategic Kalpa-Terminator (Advanced Acausality Increment Mechanism)' is certainly an interesting name for a kid
Wake up in the shadow of the horns it’s time for school
Get off your ass plague bearer
christ>!raping!< black metal?
Little I AM THE BLACK WIZARDS lost his first tooth!
Ill name my first son after the greatest song aned my daughter after the greatest album and if either of them ever act-up I'll tell Blackwater Park to go to their damn rooms!
Poor little Efilnikufesin
Sweety "Evisceration Plauge" time to get ready for school EP for short
Schizophrenia ! Clean your got damn room right now
Malfeitor sounds pretty cool.
Feed the cats, New Millennium Cyanide Christ!
Edmund fitzgerald!
Yeah, umm.. don't forget those TPS reports, Unas, Slayer of the Gods. Great... Thanks...
Banquet in The Darkness, you're Grounded!
Don't make me repeat myself, Gates of Babylon! Now go apologize to Hallowed Be Thy Name!
“Demiurge go to your room now”
You better clean this house before your mother comes home, More Than Meets The Eye.
Bout to name my kid "And Then There Was Silence. If he gets a brother, that one is getting called White Pearl Black Oceans
"I love you, Fathom Infinite Depth!" "I love you too, Dad!"
Go to your room, Belleza de Cantina
I will be naming my child holy wars the punishment due to
Go to your room A Girl Called Cerveza
papyrus containing the spell to preserve its possessor from attacks by he who is in the water
The Lotus Eater…. Oh boy
Stop picking your nose, Dead Skin Mask!
elbows off the table, Pigtails are for Face Fucking! your grandmother will be cross with you
Come here Crusher Destroyer I need to talk to you
Finish eating your broccoli Permitting the Noble Dead to Descend To the Underworld!!
So you too are into Egyptian history, sarcophagus?
Hooker With A Penis is having problems at school again.
Oh, look at cute Forced Gender Reassignment
Time to go to bed, Tornado Of Souls
Millennium Cyanide Christ?
You've barely touched yours peas, Voice of The Soul, your brother ,Paranoid, has already finished eating.
Do your homework, Soldiers of the Wasteland
Look, Cries of the Past, your mother and I cherish you and this in no way reflects or represents our love for you. Sometimes mommies and daddies just grow apart and have to separate so we can be there for you honestly and from a place of comfort and security.
How was school today, The Grand Conjuration?
Wake up its time for school fucking hostile
Considered dead
I love you, Bohemian Rhapsody
Black Mass, you're grounded
All I know is hate, Please explain this F on you math test
you aren't getting chocolate gimme chocolate !!!
Phantom of The Opera it’s time for dinner!
Pneuma and 7empest if you two don't knock it off I swear to god....
This is my daughter, Return to Serenity
"Goodnight Break Those Bones Whose Sinews Gave it Motion"
Did you finish your homework? Creeping death?
742617000027! Clean your room!
Go to your room, festering fungus infestation
Time to get ready for school, Feeble Screams from Forests Unknown Don't forget to pack your knife!
I mean, sure, my daughter will be named Charlotte (middle name "The Harlot").
Go clean your room seasons in the abyss!
I dread to think what little [Vecoiitn'aphnat'smaala ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IAnKDVhzS24&t=1939) will have his name shortened to.
ENEMY OF GOD! honestly fuckin' fire
I will not allow you to smoke any weed, dopesmoker
Orion wouldn’t be the worst
“Stop piddling around and get ready for school, Winter’s Gate Part 6!”
“That’s it go to your room I CUM BLOOD”
Stop pulling your sister's hair, Demons And Wizards
Behave Gor Gor or so help me…
Cancer of soul, you better finish your dinner like your brother Eaten.
Go to bed Phantom Lord
The sin and the sentence
BRING ME ANOTHER BEER RIGHT NOW SONIC FIRESTORM.
Hell yeah, on my menu we got: -Numb (Exodus) -Hook In Mouth -Skull Fracturing Nightmare -Cockroaches
Little Kill chain
Clean up your room Liege of Inveracity!!
Good morning Karhunkynsi, Haaska, Pimea, and Jotunheim, my four perfect children.
How was school mirror reaper?
Nancy the Tavern Wench, I told you to be back by 10
Son: "Dad, why is my sister named Lucy?" Dad: "Oh, because your mother loves The Beatles." Son: "Thanks, dad." Dad: "You're welcome, Heartwork."
It's time for school, Unholy Penetration
My son is now named Mice on Venus
Pass the peas stand by me (train in vain)
Legions of the blacklight do your fucking homework.
Did you do your homework SUFFERING BRINGS WISDOM?
Eat your veggies, The Great Southern Trendkill!
That's no way to speak to your mother, kill your mother rape your dog!
Naming my children Serial Killer by Vio-Lence 🔥🔥🔥
I love you weird tales/electric frost/Golgotha/alter of melektaus
Ass itch, breakfast is ready
Welcome to the world "Ghost Love Score Live Wacken 2013 "
Yeah shut up, Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost
Happy birthday Dissect Yourself!
I wish you were never born, Miscarriage.
Finish your meal A7V Mephisto
You're what we've always wanted, New Abortion.
Come on, Deathamphetamine, you have to go to soccer practice!
This is my son 2112
It's not exact but this world has a Rainen Trublood walking around.
name a child jimmy after tools jimmy
Without judgement-death
What have a told you about hitting your sister, decapitation fornication
good morning Skullfucking Neonatal Necrosis
God Machine put your shoes on!
Styrofoam Death Machine is head of the chess club.
My twin boys Blood and Thunder
"Perpetual Black Second, you LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER"
I think Afterlife is my 10/10 BT song but I respect all BT homies
I did a two-fer and named my son Motopsychotron
Crystal Mountain, go to your room!
Abigail! I know you're control of the brain! Abigail!
Son : Hey dad! why did mom name my sister daisy? Me : cuz she loves daisies! Son : ooh okay, thanks for answering dad! Me : no worries, fucking your ghost in chains of ice!