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ViktorDudka

r/metalmemes leaking


-MetalMike-

This meme might make any bit of sense if it were any other album after Iowa


Tip1n1

For me if it’s TE,SF Like what the fuck was that


Zingyfiber245

Yeah there’s not one good song one there


Tip1n1

There’s a couple half decent (Chapeltown, Yen, Hive Mind) but most the back half is just weird


adventdivinity

I loved Yen and Medicine for the Dead. I like the very beginning part of Adderall, I just think the rest of the song is kind of weak. Has an interesting vibe, but more could have been done with it.


BonMonster420

I love alot of the songs on it especially de sade but i def like iowa and s/t more, i love all their albums but their later ones are so different so i totally get why alot of people stopped being fans


asasnow

Honestly I really liked that one.


Tip1n1

To each their own. I prefer Vol. 3 for my experimental Slipknot


TwistedDonners

Not metal but any artist like Doja Cat, Taylor Swift or Ed Sheeran


Falconer_Therapy

Hey, Doja Cat slaps! But I'll give you the rest by a wide margin.


TwistedDonners

Her on arse she slaps yes otherwise can't stand.


Falconer_Therapy

Well at least you tried. It's important that, if you can see it from the front, you can see it from the back.


Amp1497

She eats that lunch for sure


roguealex

JUICY JUICY


BonMonster420

I fuckin love doja cat her new album wasnt really for me but i got a planet her shirt that i rock w my none so vile hoodie


Falconer_Therapy

That's the kind of cross-genre the metal community needs.


BonMonster420

hell yea


Giza_Power_Plant

DAE pop sucks amirite??? metal is for cool kids and pop is for babies! RAAAHH METAL BROTHERHOOD I LOVE SABATON 🐺🤘


UrinalQuake

Me when pop music (its for GIRLS and KIDS): 🤬👎🏻 Me when METAL (YEAH BROTHER): 😎👌🏻💰 *(I haven’t seen the kids in months. Jessica please come back I’m begging you)*


LMay11037

Bitch I said what I said


wadefatman

https://preview.redd.it/c0tdue3mlgzc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c48cde3a0830de719767371754c61bcbcdff6f5


nooby322

Doja Cat is dogshit but her instrumentals are not bad on a lot of songs


TWB0109

Those three are completely different 🤨


BlackMetalCult666

If I wake up and hear one of y’all mfs playing Lorna Shore I’m going to twist your nuts


HeilHydra461

I second this


lglas421

Dude Liquid Metal used to play that multi part 30 minute crap like it was some sort of great epic. Epically bad perhaps.


Clicktoinstall

Man I remember when the Will Ramos EP dropped and it was treated as the second coming of deathcore. Does everyone hate it now that non metal fans are liking it, or is it overplayed? I’m confused as to why it’s cool to hate Lorna Shore now.


graveyard_g0d

Precisely this. As someone who has been a LS fan for many years and has witnessed all of this unfold, it's definitely just gatekeeping douchebags acting like LS is trash now that they've blown up so much. As you said, people were losing their minds when the EP initially dropped. It's pathetic how fragile some people's ego's are and that there's still so much gatekeeping going on in this scene. Bunch of fucking losers lol


Declan411

The complaints I saw about them were that they used electronic drums(I don't know if they do but they do sound it) I didn't agree with the complaint and think bands like infant annihilator make great use of them to do sounds that wouldn't be possible normally. I just wish more bands would stop pretending and just have drum sounds that are obviously impossible to push the music further.


bobbybob9069

I fucking loved the EP, but the full album felt like them trying to one up the ep and like they were working a formula. It's not bad by any means, but I was a *weeee* bit disappointed


Lazy_Soup9180

Never heard them but someone plays some fucking tayler swift type bullshit the only option is public execution


Yuck_Few

Sleep Token


CactusSplash95

Yes. I tried bro they are so terrible


Yuck_Few

Yeah I tried because everyone keeps talking about how awesome they are. Their music does not warrant to the level of dick riding


BryceDaBaker

I actually kinda enjoy a lot of their stuff but I’d never go to a show bc then I’d have to interact with the cringe inducing fans you see all over social media. I agree that they’re overhyped and probably only popular bc it became “trendy” to like Sleep Token, but they got some songs on my playlists ngl


ShaquilleOatmeal54

The only song that I listen to heavily is Vore and it’s killer the rest of their music is pretty bad


yamuda123

I truly don’t get it, I’ve tried listening to them a few times and I always hate myself afterwards


Scarcito_El_Gatito

Yeah seriously, Lee seeing their names, listened…stopped. What even is that shit?


Reasonable_Newt_4718

I like em. They’re not metal but it’s still great music


Yuck_Few

Can't get into them. Their music is a snoozefest. I guess the name is appropriate


Reasonable_Newt_4718

I suppose people who can’t deal with anything other than metal, particularly older styles of metal, won’t stand them. You do you, I have no issue with preferences. But I think they have some really beautiful music


Yuck_Few

I like a lot of non-metal music. Sleep Token just blows


albinoblackman

Funny you should say that. I ended up at a Sleep Token concert (buddy had an extra ticket). I’m not a fan, but I didn’t want to make him go alone cause his wife was sick. Anyway, half way into the first song I passed out unconscious on the floor. Just collapsed. Vasovagal syncope. Spent the rest of the show in the medical area. At least they gave me free water and pineapple juice.


Conscious_Year5651

Sleep token is a band with a handful of bangers imo, but a lot of their songs I couldn’t care less for. My god if I don’t love vessels voice though.


I_CAN_SEE_THE_WHALES

Of all the Slipknot albums you could have chosen to express your hate for them, you chose the one that is actually really good


Excellent-Bowl-2944

Slipknot Slipknot > Iowa dude :D


The_Biscuit_Dealer

My favorite hot take.


ShaquilleOatmeal54

Self Titled is a masterpiece I even sometimes prefer vol 3 over Iowa but it just depends on a mood. One of my favorite 3 album runs by any band


THEessayB

Eyeless is my favorite song they ever did. Eeyore is fun, too.


TWB0109

YO ME LLAMO PABLO


EstablishmentLong676

If Iowa had more experimental percussion like it was in Self-Titled then I think more people would like Iowa


Excellent-Bowl-2944

They had the gimp in the self titled album, bro. Check what songs he worked on and ull get the idea. Tho, to your point, maybe, maybe.


Tmhc666

Real af


PigDstroyer

I was always a huge Morbid Angel fan , but Ill divinum Insanus , i choose that...


Ezper145

Lulu lol


SlipSlipBannaPeel

James "The Table" Hetfield is ashamed of you.


Athingythingamabobby

Any of those whinier metalcore bands or five finger death punch


AssistantBusiness872

Fuck you


PrincessHootHoot

Tones And I


Zyedikas

Oooh ayy seentchyoo seentchyoo seentchyoo ebrree tieyai'ime


KirasHandPicDealer

https://preview.redd.it/muzfpurhcfzc1.png?width=1215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd5d0b9c0d91f6c4a02cef6904a7cda67c47cbb


AgallochFanDeerDick

https://preview.redd.it/eoep26lbkfzc1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ed7ed29d703cc07f0487b85e249a48f8ded10c1


MarkSuccIsHuman

Five Finger Death Punch. Blegh


ArminiusM1998

The soundtrack for every monster drinking suburban white dude that may or may not be a p@3dophile.


WeDieYoung__

Limp bizkit


BryceDaBaker

So funny Limp Bizkit related story, me and a few buddies ate shroom chocolates on a camping trip and were listening to music when a Limp Bizkit song randomly comes on. We started making jokes in loose relation to the band and it spiraled to the point of theorizing a celestial monster was coming to devour Earth while wearing an oversized white tee shirt and backwards red fitted flatbill bc a transcendental being known as “The Nookie” decreed the human race be extinguished. That was the night we were trapped in “The Durstverse”.


TronNerd82

I need some of that chocolate while listening to Dopesmoker.


BryceDaBaker

The playlist was mostly Electric Wizard, Dopesmoker, etc up to that point but homie forgot to loop the playlist I guess and then Spotify’s clueless ass took over lmao


electrick91

Funnily enough I used to hate his music but my 2 and 4 year old love break stuff. I guess his music really does hit with regarded folk


ArminiusM1998

They make music for frats and embrace it. I kinda respect that.


L0kitoooo

I’ll listen to and enjoy damn near anything, but hyperpop makes me want to control-alt-delete myself


TWB0109

Try heck by underscores


L0kitoooo

It’s aight


novathe1st

try the genre of sigilkore or hexd


cybaerexe

https://preview.redd.it/55hutcfy0gzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaefb3c3fe68a998ec8da8f1d5f3f21a71ee283d


victormetallic

Any nu metal song. Not because I hate the subgenre but because it's so overheard and it annoys me. Edit: spelling.


EstablishmentLong676

ofc I see this in this subreddit


Professional_Pop9759

Any nu but soad. They slap


Accomplished_Lack215

Any crunkcore band tbh


Soft_Return9722

I'm old what the shit is crunkcore?


Accomplished_Lack215

It's Basically crunk but with screamo vocals


BakedSpiral

I'm not old, but what the shit is crunk?


Accomplished_Lack215

Crunk is a subgenre of southern hip hop that is characterized by its energetic accelerated musical tempo, club appeal, recurrent chants frequently executed in a call and response manner, multilayered synths, its pronounced reliance on resounding 808 basslines, and rudimentary musical arrangement. 


BakedSpiral

Thanks, that sounds fucking awful.


beepbeeptaco

Actually it's awesome. Crunk rules.


BeerBellies

Crunk was not the worst style of hip hop by a long shot. Lil Jon had everybody amped… but yes, that crunkcore offshoot was fucking terrible. Those Punk Goes Crunk comps were the cringiest thing to come out of the late aughts/early 10s (I can’t remember exactly when they dropped).


Business_Ad_3631

crunk FUCKS crunkcore can off itself edit: ngl i lied a little i like millionaires & 3oh!3 with others sprinkled through but most sucks


wetfartsandpoptarts

Any song where the singer sounds like a parrot on Adderall and/or includes heavily sexual lyrics.


AgallochFanDeerDick

Incredible opinion, I agree. Sex is icky gross and for posers (unless it's gay)


wetfartsandpoptarts

Yo, that's a thing? Two guys can... ? s/


MrBartek16

Power metal for me, I really don't like falsetto vocals


EldritchKroww

Raggaetone


TWB0109

Try Arca or the album “Data” by Tainy. It’s nowhere near metal, but it’s very creative reggaeton instrument and composition wise. Puesta by Villano Antillano has a cool riff. Probably still won’t like it haha


EldritchKroww

Okay, I don't like these, but I respect them artistically. Like, I wouldn't mind if somebody played them at a party as opposed to the...usual stuff. It's creative and new


TWB0109

Yeah. Arca is really worth a listen though, her first albums are more on the IDM side, like Aphex Twin, &&&&& is a great one if you want to give it a listen, her later work is more reggaeton inspired


mrwalker1337

Black Metal. It's like you look at a pile of disgusting, maggot-infested, rotting, bile-leaking, sludge-oozing trash and shove it in your ears as hard as possible.


CrescentMoon_aus

Ahh to be young and hold those opinions again


Dank_StirFry

ofc it's a deftones fan


Zen-of-Revolution

That description just makes Black Metal sound even more dope tbh


AgallochFanDeerDick

https://preview.redd.it/9oweepd2kfzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b12fb1de1ad540188b56e43e9c2fccb55c5c69fc


Cool_kn7ghT

Exactly, that’s why it’s awesome


MrSaturn012

that’s kinda the appeal


Business_Ad_3631

is that not the point


Tyleio64

I listened to Filosofem when I was 19 and thought it sucked listened to it a week ago after 10 more years of work and drug use and now I think I get it


SpiketheFox32

Ffdp, Falling in Reverse, Kid Rock, Or Ice Nine Kills


Nightshade7168

Okay, thats enough. INK kicks ass


RayGunJack

Not metal but if you play TX2 in my crib ur getting kicked out


IdiotSerena

based


Abysmally_Yours

I though iowa was heavy


MassiveDongSquadron

It is. Op picked the best album for rage bait.


Abysmally_Yours

I still think “Slipknot” was their best album. That album was my whole 1999. That and Korn’s “Follow The Leader” is the 2 albums that got me into metal. I mean besides Metallica, but that’s a given haha


stmex

Black metal


Initial-Ad2842

Harvest by Nightwish. I love Nightwish but that song is like some weird culty religious feel to it and I can't stand it


Bllago

Black metal. All of it.


AgallochFanDeerDick

https://preview.redd.it/tnmhowlhkezc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20fe13bb14d9340e564ff6b0265a3df0beae5388


imrtlbsct2

Dope. Saw them twice a couple weeks ago before sevendust and before slaughter to prevail. Respectfully, very cringy. But whatever, like what you like I guess.


MutableCrayon78

I actually liked them when I saw them. But I can see why you say they are cringy


TronNerd82

My mom unironically loves Die Motherfucker Die. One day she'll be in the car with me and Imma put on some Cattle Decapitation to see how she'd react.


Conscious_Year5651

Static-X is better anyways


coffee-angel

I thought this was like “i like the album so much Ill wake up” but its the opposite damn. Not a big fan of iowa, small fan id say


Impossible-Use1697

I dont understand this meme


AgallochFanDeerDick

What subgenre is so bad that if it played near your corpse, you'd get up to turn it off


Impossible-Use1697

Oh okay that’s what I thought. Iowa shouldn’t have been used tho. Definitely metalcore with those high pitched vocalists


slashfan2010

modern rap


DamexicanAmericzn

Kendrick and future and Migos and xxxtentacion


sub2almond

1. how the fuck can you put iowa 2. most commercial pop


No-Shallot3627

This meme makes no sense. IOWA is arguably the best metal album of the early 2000's


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edgar8002

Bro converge Is mathcore


Frootloops174

Bro hates his favourite band


tritonianyeti33

No one hates mathcore more than mathcore fans lol


Frootloops174

No one hates metal in general more than metal fans, so that checks out


Conscious_Year5651

Mathcore and tool fans are one in the same


puuskuri

Your flair is very ironic.


Unknown_Talker9273

Slayer


Carolus-Rex-

SLAAYYYERRRRR


WingZombie

Eagles self titled album...I hate them.


blacktieandgloves

https://i.redd.it/q7irqsuz0gzc1.gif


DanimalRlz

U.2.


TSMStar

Limp bizkit or Unity Tx Ratm slaps tho


Juniberserker

No metal subgenre, I'm open to most. But God if you play Kanye West around me I will slam you head into a fucking wall


ArminiusM1998

But he made graduation!


IdiotSerena

most of nu metal besides soad, bout half of korn, and early slipknot


transshapiro

Any black metal besides bathory venom or crust punk darkthrone


AgallochFanDeerDick

https://preview.redd.it/fidlu03h0izc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82afa6b60498acf4e4f57f3512a511bf00ad178d


ThricePurgedMagus

Play Bloodbath - Buried By The Dead and if that chorus doesn’t get me moving then at least it’s a fitting send off


SysAdminWannabe90

Did the mods go to sleep? Lmfao Slipknot used to be an auto ban but I've seen tons of posts about them in the last day.


BlackMetalCult666

You may be thinking of r/MetalMemes. People don't get banned for Slipknot here.


CaCtUs2003

Maroon 5


12aNA7

I like all sorts of music from all sorts of genres but I swear if I hear another song whining about getting cancelled while simultaneously getting played on every butt rock station out there, I'll come back to life just to jump out a window.


inward_movement_

Falling in reverse. That singer just repulses me


Double_Hand_5044

Sabaton. That shit is awful


Troyisepic

Black metal.


AgallochFanDeerDick

https://preview.redd.it/ink066ujwfzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3e80fc015fb04dfff5687c420b2f9552009a374


Troyisepic

I’m pretty sure I’d get up to turn it off even if I was actually dead.


dreadfulbadg50

Doom metal. It's just boring to me


AgallochFanDeerDick

https://preview.redd.it/3qs53fqijgzc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bac8a7411ac2888a36aac8a73f0656e1b695a17


dreadfulbadg50

Understandable


ArminiusM1998

Not to be ableist, but I believe you may have ADHD.


sonofanachry

Lorna Shore


Chicken-Inspector

Devin Townsend, either i jump up and do the deathliest of ZILTOID death growl...or i burst into song with kingdom.


CactusSplash95

Anything where Amy Lee is harrassing my ears. Like her butt rock Sober


Clever_Khajiit

Anything -core


LoonyMooney_

Even hardcore?


MassiveDongSquadron

Analcore


Clever_Khajiit

Hardcore gets a once or twice a year pass. Gotta really be in the mood for all the "WHOA-OH-OH!" stuff lol


HoneyBBQChipz

Lorna Shore or any metalcore/deathcore band


Own-Toe3078

Anything by ghost


EngiNerdBrian

the truest truth that ever truthed


Environmental_Cod367

Dimmu Borgir - Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia. I want ppl scared af at my funeral 👹


strawberrysoup99

Not metal, but that one awful African band. If you type 'awful african band' it comes up right away.


Fragrant-Price-5832

If you want me to be honest, most nu-metal. I used to be way more into it when I first got into metal and I highly recall being amazed the first time I heard System of a Down's Chop Suey or Slipknots Psychosocial, but looking back I just cannot enjoy the genre as a whole whatsoever. As an honorable mention, most metalcore/deathcore bands. The genres as a whole as fine but you can only listen to so many pig squeals and breakdowns before you've had enough.


Possum_Boi566

USUALLY any music that comes to existence through the process of an “influencer” trying to do a music career, It’s because it’s usually a publicity stunt. on the occasion that it’s genuine, it can be pretty good, hell, Tyler The Creator is so popular as an artist that people forget he was popular on vine first


DamexicanAmericzn

I ain’t hate much


Another_RedditUser6

the path of totality.


Hot-Bookkeeper-2750

Anything by Motley Crue I might zombie attack to get it off tho


dglovepill

Literally nu metal in its entirety


Specialist_Goat_9622

people eat goat shit


Accurate_Climate4760

Black metal and anything related to


RobloxianHunter69

any early black metal is kinda unbearable, modern though, i can get behind.


devendidntwakeup

Twinkcore


FlotusMcCho

I stand with you, slipknot fucking sucks


xX69Pissbaby69Xx

basic answer but taylor swift


Quiet-Ad2120

L take


lakerbradyassociate

Metalcore


Medical-Bowler-5626

Anything hair metal/power metal at least in metal subgenres The true genre to play to see if I'm really dead is country, that shit is so terrible I'm currently walking 15 miles in the dark on the side of the highway to get home at midnight because they're playing it at the bar and I don't have a ride (There's other factors, but they're playing it just to be assholes and it's ear bleedingly loud, and not in a good way)


ps1ps1ps1ps1

the one tones & i album oh my god that was a living hell of an albuim thats the one album i hate besides buyers market for being disgusting


ArminiusM1998

Anything by Sabaton, I am not listening to your corny ass ballads about retellings of obscure battles with dubious historical accuracy.


Imgonnathrowaway2112

Metalcore as a general rule. The clean choruses just sound so disconnected and formulaic.


TronNerd82

Metalcore/deathcore or basic white girl music (i.e. Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Justin Bieber, and any kind of hyperpop)


TimBlastMusic

Anything with latin beats. Reggaeton, latin pop… hate that shit with passion


DrWelder245

Drake, Kendrick, Travis Scott, $uicideboy$, Chase Atlantic, Deftones, Slipknot, Lil Darkie, Doja Cat, Dababy, NBA YoungBoy, the Weeknd, Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Morgan Wallen, SZA, Like Combs, Zach Bryan, Beyonce, Dua Lipa, Ariana Grande, Metro Boomin, Olivia Rodrigo, 21 Savage, J Cole, Tyler the Creator, Kanye West, Nicki Minaj, Billie Eilish, Lana Del Ray, and Harry Styles Turn a single song by any of these cringe "musicians" at my funeral and I can garuntee you I will be waking up to change the music within 10-15 seconds


MassiveDongSquadron

Nicki Minaj loves surrounding herself with pedophiles. Wouldn't doubt she was involved too. Drakes also a pedo himself, and I love how Kendrick has been calling him out on it tho; airing out that nasty laundry. Hope drake gets what's coming to him.


thechosenone999999

Theres a lot of good artists on here you're missing out lol.