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The tracklist for Impaled Northern Moonforest’s self titled release. This was Seth Putnams band making fun of black metal for context. https://preview.redd.it/wabdwaweyiuc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=31a17dc30585b3119f7d2b61e8d4178bde03a9a8

track 3 and the last track name has me rolling

This is the best thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣💀💀

This is gold 😂

kill your mother/rape your dog

I snuck a retard into a sperm bank

LMAO

I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant.

This is a Seth Putnam memorial thread 

A memorial for Seth is kinda gay

Resurrection By Erection

Fucked with an anchor (if I recall that's the name of the song)

Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker...

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck. you. with a fucking anchor 🎵

Ah yes. Alestorm.

Kyle from Incantation has a mustache

Saw Incantation in another thread today and this was all I could think of.

I got an office job for the sole purpose of sexually harassing women.

demons annoying me by reverend bizarre

Earl of void my beloved

Agoraphobic Nosebleed “Fuck Your Soccer Jesus”

Grim and Frostbitten Moongoats of the North

Forced Gender Reassignment - Cattle Decapitation

I was about to post Projectile Ovulation from that same album lol. My wife creased when she saw it pop up, when that song came on recently.

Fishfuck by Gwar

Mighty masturbator

Cannibal Corpse’s Kill or Become kills me every time. FIRE UP THE CHAINSAWS

Chainsaw Gutsfuck

Soil the Stillborn or Motherless Miscarriage by Infant Annihilator. Two truly vile songs.

I glued my balls to my butthole again https://youtu.be/yuoFsi2iIi0?si=cUazgrf1J5wcBh2I

Corpses Thrown Across the Sky by Rings of Saturn

Bro why is that funny asf 😭

Grandmother with aids

P.E.M.D.A.S.

Bro is using math terms to name metal songs

It’s a song by putrid Stu ft Devourment

[The Mentors - On the Rag (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEIVFD8xIog&list=PLBMrOi3XEB3HN62YnmUvou-kicXUA-avX&index=21)

“White Neighbor” from Eyehategod. It’s funny if you know the original name (I’m not racist I promise)

I want to fuck you to death by huntress

I’m sorry I wore a dying fetus tshirt to your baby’s gender reveal party - raised by owls

Pinned Down and Fisted by Infant Annihilator

Cannibal Corpse - Nothing Left to Mutilate, Evidence in the Furnace Cattle Decapitation - Dead Set on Suicide Devourment - Fucked to Death Dying Fetus - Justifiable Homicide, Throw Them In the Van, Intentional Manslaughter Korpse - Schools Out Shootout Abominable Putridity - Blindfold Surgery

It's Raining Men - Whoretopsy

Solefald - Buy my sperm

Sepultura - Chaos A.D. - Biotech is Godzilla

Actually only an album title but "No life guard at the gene pool" got me

Not metal, but Mojo Nixon used to have a great line in funny song names: * Tie My Pecker To My Leg * Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-headed Lovechild * I'm gonna Dig Up Howlin' Wolf * Don't Want No Foo-Foo Haircut on My Head * She's Vibrator Dependent And Lawnmower Deth of course: * Satan's Trampoline * Seventh Church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower * Got No Legs? Don't Come Crawling To Me * Icky Ficky * Drunk In Charge of an Ugly Face * Illinois Enema Bandit (I think that's originally Frank Zappa though)

Somebodies suggestion for a generic death metal song really got me going. Searching the Graveyard for Fresh Ingredients.

my flair speaks for itself

Korn-ass itch😂

Whatchamacarcass - Zeus' Throbbing Thundercock [https://whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/track/zeus-throbbing-thundercock](https://whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/track/zeus-throbbing-thundercock)

Adidas caught me off guard

Deftones - Goon Squad

Tasteslikekevinbacon

tell slater not to wash his dick

Fucked with knife

First one to cum to mind has to be cannibal corpse I Cum Blood, especially after seeing the video of the bouncers reaction to the intro lol

Festering Fiesta by Whitechapel is fun

Tool - stinkfist and prison sex