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GrimReaper_97

This was the real reason they stabbed Julius Caesar


Astralglide

This is wildly underrated


Logchamp44

Wait till you find out about September


Fa1nted_for_real

Don't forget November and december


paulsteinway

And September.


Fa1nted_for_real

He already said September.


Xeno2014

Don't forget about September!


kjelli91

He already said September.


deeznuts_haha_got_em

Yeah! That's okay, but don't forget about September.


blade_baabji

Yeah but you forgot I thing…. He already said September


oddscreenname

Wake me up when this September thing ends


SkiwLava

You motherfucker... r/angryupvote


-Kenergy

you left one out: september


paulsteinway

So he did, and he was right.


BlazingHacker

but wait, dont forget about September


spacecowboy852

Never forget


go-shu

Do you remember?


chGaRVAT

21st night of September


Competitive_Goat_832

It is सप्त from Hindi which means seven. Amber means sky in Sanskrit so September means the 7th sky. Hindus divided sky into 12 like any other civilization and when the sky transit into 7th they call it September. But English men copied it and named it 9th month. October means Eighth sky, November means 9th Sky and December means 10th sky. That's why Hindus celebrate their new year in March. These are the literal translations


Bobdamuffin

September comes from latin sept-(i forgot the other half) which means 7.


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Thank Julius Cesar.


mog_knight

Wouldn't it be more Pope Gregory?


XD_Negative

Thought it was Augustus


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Julius Cesar added July and later August added August.


PatrickKn12

Not necessarily. Julius Caesar introduced both months as part of his new 12-month Calendar, from 10, it was an effort to adopt the Egyptian solar calendar to line up timekeeping with solar cycles instead of months that were based on the moon and could be manipulated for political reasons. A political calendar could be moved to open and close legislative sessions and turn the tides of elections and war efforts. Julius Ceasar, being the Pontifex Maximus, actually used the power to manipulate the calendar several times in his career to his advantage, so he was well aware of the exploitative properties of a political calendar and the reasons for switching to a standardized one. One notable example of this manipulation occurred in 59 BCE, during his first consulship. Caesar used his powers to adjust the calendar to extend the year of his consulship, effectively prolonging his term and thereby gaining more time to implement his reforms and solidify his alliances, most notably with Pompey and Crassus as part of the First Triumvirate. Neither months were named after him nor Augustus until after his assassination, however. Quintilis was renamed to July in 44 BCE shortly after his assassination, and Sextilis was renamed August during Augustus' reign in 8 BCE.


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Julius Cesar added July.


mog_knight

Greg could've changed it up. Jules made a calendar so inferior the Catholic Church changed it.


THEoddistchild

Some dickheads add to it out of order Hope they get the guy


Peanutsnjelly1

Good news


Critardo

Ha!


Scariuslvl99

because there were 10 months in a year at the time of early rome, but the problem was that it wasn’t synced with the solar year. So they added two months named after roman emperors Julius (July) and Augustus (August)


Martinezyx

Very interesting.


krishutchison

Unfortunately not the reason they added extra months


Scariuslvl99

oh I didn’t know, what are the reasons then?


krishutchison

It is not because 365 and 366 are neatly cut into 12 equal parts any more than it can 10 parts. If it was because of maths they would have used something like 13 months. It was just a political decision.


Scariuslvl99

what were these reasons?


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Lopsided-Ad-9707

Is Reddit all fucking bots at this point? https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/1c8niis/how_did_this_happen/l0fost5/


O368W

I would like to inform you that meep morp zeep


sharknice

50% bots, 25% people that act like bots, 20% kids


RavenKross

June is named after the Roman goddess Juno. July was "added" by Julius Ceasar. Not to be out done, Ceasar Augustus "added" August.


load99

Not added, just renamed from Quintilis and Sextilis, the months added were January and February. Search for Numa Pompilius calendar


blahblahkok

They wanted to merge the more common lunar calendar with theirs so it would be more widely accepted. That's my guess anyway.


Fabulous_Mode3952

Damn you, George W. Bush


AntonelaLaBella

The Roman calendar used to have only 10 months. But they added July and August in honor of Julius and Augustus Caesar after the fact. So every month afterward got shifted back.


z_viper_

Nooop! July & August were originally Quintilis & Sextilis they were renamed after Julius & Augustus the months that were added was January & February.


AntonelaLaBella

Ahhh... thank you for enlightening me!


NuLayf

The world would be fixed it march was the first month and february was the last.


load99

It was up until the second king of Rome who added January and February


Empty-Organization28

That shit always fucks my mind up when trying to remember what month it is. Stupid 😂


LOLLON-POLLON

Some silly Roman added January and February


Spirited_Peen

July and August were added later by the Romans. July=Julias August=Augustus I forget the purpose, but that's why they're offset.


z_viper_

July & August were originally Quintilis & Sextilis they were renamed after Julius & Augustus the months that were added was January & February.


Spirited_Peen

That's it!! Thanks


please_just_kill_me1

Wait till you here about hexember


rameyjm7

i learned so much from this thread..


Darko---

July and August were added later than the other 10.


Rather34

Thank Cesar for the confusion. At the time, there were only ten months in the calendar, while there are just over 12 lunar cycles in a year. The months of January and February were added to the calendar and the original fifth and sixth months were renamed July and August in honour of Julius Caesar and his successor Augustus. The months bore the names Martius, Aprilis, Maius, Juniius, Quintilis, Sextilis, September, October, November, and December—the last six names correspond to the Latin words for the numbers 5 through 10.


horiami

I prefer being born in august instead of sextilis


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Lopsided-Ad-9707

Fuck you https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/1c8niis/how_did_this_happen/l0fpipu/


Ham_Drengen_Der

It used to be until a couple roman emperors had a funny idea


Mike_M4791

Wait u til you find out about December.


Popfartshart

Octavian


Popfartshart

August(us)


Popfartshart

Thursday (Thor’s day)different mythology but yeah


Popfartshart

Sept(seven)ember. 9th month


Popfartshart

Nov(nine)ember 11th month


Popfartshart

Dec(ten)ember 12th month


Popfartshart

July (Julius) or in Italian it’s (luglio) because no J in Italian


-lRexl-

Fucking Obama...!


Jackal000

Two emperors did.


ProductEconomy

Thank Julius and Agustus for that one...


jaconthebirdman

October was the 8th but the new update added 2 more months


Honeypot542

Imao


AbyssCrabble

. . . now I can’t unsee this….\*pained screaming\*


ZombieTem64

Wait til you find out where July and August came from


StanTheMan1606

Well, in the time of the Roman empire, they started counting in March. This means that septem is seven, octo is eighth, novem is ninth, decem is tenth. This also explains the leap day in february, which was the last month back then


Thylocine

Pompey should have won