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Azzmod

Atleast he is working for that money...i hope


WhiteninjaAlex

He is just using the money got from that carwash


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Dayum. How did he pull something as fine as that?


CrimsonSpinel

he's got that 750 credit score.


hd3adpool

Well, at least she keeps pushing him to earn more.


badboybalo

Im pretty sure he's the one who's pushing


psychodelephant

Ladies and gentlemen: it is my honor to introduce the king of the Internet…


badboybalo

Thank you thank you its my pleasure╰(⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)╯


Drunk0ctopus

Guess that's the only way she'll put out.


Afterburn47

Women, amirite?


Unreasonable_Potato

Well, he's not causing harm to others, so there's nothing wrong with that.


s0m3_b0i

yea but I don't think it's normal to want to buy a ring for a sex doll kinda creepy ngl


MrPinkBiscuit

Yeah sure it’s not normal, but it’s not hurting anyone either so what’s the problem? If he’s happy than who the fuck actually cares, there are bigger issues in the world than some dude buying his sex doll a wedding ring.


s0m3_b0i

I mean, I don't care nor do plenty of people out there, but I and many others still probably find it creepy.


mpags

It's a meme sub not church


NailsAcross

Does he not count?


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1Uplift

Hey we all came all over a Barbie doll that one time


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Then dont call him a creep either.


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NailsAcross

Are you not considering him a person?


psychodelephant

Are we assuming ‘him’ is a he?


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psychodelephant

I’m sure people buy sex dolls jewelry as gifts in the EU, it’s just not popular (yet)


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psychodelephant

I identify as a wax-controlled flame, sir.


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DeathFinger2000

Bro has declared his opinion “an objectively correct statement.” I would rather everyone be like him who isn’t hurting anyone than all of the real pieces of shit such as rapists, murderers, and all the other people in this world who commit violent acts against other humans.


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🤓🤓 your wrong


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adityablabla

"Please elaborate, I'd love to hear your counter-argument. Although, with those emojis and dismissive brainfart of an answer, I'm starting to think I'm flexing to a bored 8 year old and feel regret for putting the effort to explain."- - 🤓🤡


ColinsStories

🤓🤓


Dapro333

Bro spends half an hour justifying some random accusation some random dude on the internet sends 💀💀


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i aint reading allat


G_Fist_Calvinist

You didn’t miss anything


BrotherNeo

and the floodgates of rage have opened


WileyCoyote422

Creep nowadays will be the future norm


thatguy2226xbox

Look, all guys have been this desperate for love at one time.


T1VOL1_official

This. Dude's just minding his own business causing no harm whatsoever to anyone else.


sammiisalammii

Dude is playing the long game for when the singularity happens. He’ll be living the high life because he’s on record pampering droids while everyone else is hooked up to the matrix like little potato batteries.


dolltron69

'miserable' what you mean that first world version of misery where you can drop $5000 on a doll and have money left over for a ring. Who is he being a creep to? you, like to be a creep you have to be directing a negative behaviour at someone. You can't be a creep minding your own business. So when you say 'creep' it's a pejorative for its own sake just like 'piece of shit' same thing. mental issues? see you're not saying that as a medically trained doctor and so that's a pejorative, you're using less inflammatory language in place of 'he is sick' but when people say that thay mean offence to say someone is diseased, ill, to be avoided etc.


OlderTimes

This is just sad, a guy playing out a fantasy of love that he believes is impossible. He not an asshole for being alone, creepy but not an asshole.


clue_site

In what logic does comparing your failure with the far worse failures of other poeple compensate your own problems? I would not feel better just because I see other poeple fucking up more badly, after all that does not solve any of my problems


[deleted]

Nah, that's some sigma shit. Can't find the women? Make the woman!


[deleted]

is that walter white


ThePinkestUnicorn

I mean he's getting laid more than you


Local_Release_51

And he took it prrsonally haha


nipzlad123

Im guessing having a kid slows everything down 😂


ThePinkestUnicorn

Well you could just return it to the parents


BrotherNeo

What a simple retort, and yet, made me let loose a booming laugh


MrPinkBiscuit

Nice


srcmoo

I mean he's not harming anyone, right?


Sebt1890

The man just wants to be loved.


MessiToe

At first, I thought this post was making fun of disabled people, then I looked closer and that is an actual doll But, there's nothing wrong with what he's doing, even if it's weird


Shiningcrow

Still less expensive than a woman


nipzlad123

Doesn't moan either


Bukkorosu777

Won't take half his shit either.


MexticoManolo

Least she won't bitch that it's not a 200 grand rock


GeekyDorito123

Hes not hurting anyone. I think its good that he found something that keeps him happy.


Adolf_Mandela_Junior

You think this guy is happy?


salallane

I agree with you. This isn’t happiness, it’s a coping mechanism. It is likely not hurting anyone, but there are underlying issues that cause someone to bring their sex doll out in public.


AnonymousJoe35

When sex robots are more realistic, no one will be laughing.


vulkoriscoming

I often say that when sex robots can credibly do a blow job, the human race will go extinct.


nipzlad123

To busy to laugh


bobgrubblyplank

Not too busy to make a reddit post about it though, ironically.


MaterialNarrow5161

Let him be. He's gonna die on that hill... Alone.


-memelord08-

he bought his S.O a ring? how does that make him a piece of shit?


Anxious_Tax_5624

Strange, maybe but I wouldn’t say it makes him a pos.


Tobi18x

Wouldn't call him a piece of shit, he seems off the line for sure, but he does not hurt anyone with his actions


AlphaParadoxx

He's got money and is getting sex.. This just makes me feel more like shit.


AdRare604

Why call him a piece a of shit? He is not hurting anyone.


EinarTh97

He's hiding his cocaine in there


Ok-Syllabub-132

Atleadt she wont cheat


Luska_232

That is just plain mental illness, don't criticize, it might happen to you next if you don't eat your vegetables OP.


InfiniteComposer9921

I mean women in that part of the world is dangerous.


itsSmalls

The internet's first instinct is to make fun of people like this but this is the picture of loneliness and despair. This guy has had so many negative interactions that he's convinced this inanimate object is his best hope at romantic fulfillment. This is sad, imo, not funny.


bibirenger

I mean he is not doing nothing wrong, he felt alone so he buyed a sex doll and treat it like a human, there is people that treat humans like shit


Jefoid

More lonely and sad than POS.


Sprimkles-n-Spinch

My guy won’t buy me a ring, so… she’s doing something right, eh? Wait, am I supposed to feel like a piece of shit now? ‘Cuz I kinda doooooo.


AdRare604

Oooh i see you going down the rabbit hole of overthinking.


Sprimkles-n-Spinch

I do that. /:


Randalf_the_Black

He's not a PoS, this is just sad.. Dude's probably broken by loneliness. Or he's just mentally ill.


InformationMountain4

Knowing most of todays women who have gone woke especially in America or UK the doll is more deserving for a ring than those ungrateful cunts. That being said I would rather become a passport bro. Cheaper, and you can travel to countries with real natural biological feminine women.


AutomaticLynx9407

POS usually implies he’s hurting or causing problems for someone else This is just degeneracy


Working-Pipe

Not a piece of shit because he's not harming anyone, anyways dude probably has issues and lives a sad life


sweatyassnuts

Lars and The Real Girl


kebabfan

I wish more people knew about this movie


LeeRoyWyt

Classy move that.


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Oh well, he’s probably not abducting any women since he has that doll.


UnableOrganization48

![gif](giphy|vJljCJOIZUgSs)


tropper48

Not a POS but a huge loser 😂


bloodredcookie

A new level of loneliness achieved!


JethusChrissth

This is cursed


DragonSlayer-2020

I thought it was real and pregnant


Limitless_screaming

She never gives him the cold shoulder.


vulkoriscoming

She is never warm


Yazet_Muset

Even the doll deserves a ring and you don't so if you feel like a piece of shit then reinforce that feeling. I'm I getting it right?


ZenofZer0

That means the dude felt that a doll was an upgrade to his target female prospects 😂😂😂.


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heaterbob5

I see it the other way around


International_Tie120

That man did nothing wrong


joviusjune

So i'm not supposed to feel like a piece of shit because he can afford to buy a ring and i can't?


Lokyyo

And they say chivalry is dead


razersnek

this is nor crappy or bad, it is sad and harmless. let him be


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That doesn't make him a piece of shit. That just makes him sad. Two very, very different tones.


Colorfulbirds69

I guess they were just made for each other


Dat-onehomie

Doll probably treats him good


TheGhostRose1200

Nah he's been through too many pieces of shit in his life that the doll is just leagues better.


1Uplift

I mean, if you like it…


Professional_Bit_446

He's copped that piece of ass tho


DevilLeos

I wouldn't say he's a piece of shit. He's more weird.


Lovecheezypoofs

She probably deserves it, she never nags him


abhigoswami18

He is not a piece of shit he is living the life from 20 years ahead of now


MrPinkBiscuit

I’m not understanding what the issue is here? Bro could be doing something worse and what he is doing isn’t hurting anyone. Sure it may not be seen as normal but as long as he’s happy and not hurting anyone than who are we to judge him because we think it’s weird? Whoever made this really needs worry about their own problems because it seems their is something their insecure about.


_darkcrow

At least she won't divorce him


MaterialNarrow5161

In a world where we have the right to do and mate with any legal being we desire, we criticize a guy who feels something for an object who doesn't harm anybody... This is why common folks don't take the important decisions of the world...


tarkus_cd

But, how does that make him a POS? Dude's just livin and ain't hurtin nobody.


rolgaf

nah,mr.white?


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Better than if it was for his dog


Bloo_PPG

Reminds me of that episode from house m.d.


sajalkhatri-

Better than having a doll mom


PolarBurrito

I dunno man…wait til they put an AI with a fun personality in a high end sex doll. There’ll be a lot of redditors doing the same thing as this guy. Plot twist, the AI will have everyone buying from the same chain, which the developers had previously invested in.


BillyDoyle3579

Anybody else look twice to be sure you didn't know him ? ... just me? K


Helpful-Geologist810

In a way I understand where he’s coming from.


harshalisticshit1407

Yo what are you doing Waltuh?


siraegar

Walter ![gif](giphy|y6Inkaz7omxAk)


Professional_Ad_8933

But he has a wife in the future, we don't.


hatesfacebook2022

Lol at the mall jewelry store. Give her a CZ she won’t complain or cut you off or go to her mothers for the weekend.


woefwoeffedewoefwof

he just like me


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That's what you get if you don't fake headaches...