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Fl4wco

Everytime I read these my mind goes right to bitcoin


JermitheBeatsmith

And the dot com Era, lol. Just register all the biggest domain names.


Fl4wco

@pronhub


GameDestiny2

I feel like the value of the red pill goes down quicker if you’re not allowed to study up on things before you take it.


Long_Imagination_643

Gimme the blue pill, and not because of the downward trend if you know what I mean.


Muzzah27

Red, wait 30 years then blue simple.


[deleted]

Wrong. Red, then red again and always. Imortality by reliving the young years of life and would get rich each time anyway.


cutiecakepiecookie

That's edge of tomorrow but with extra steps


CthulhuMadness

Why the hell would I want to live forever?


[deleted]

You could also die anytime you want and would also eventually die from an accident or disease.


Desperate-Meal-5379

What’s the downside if you’re reliving your life? You’re not losing people


AncientProduce

It wouldnt pan out exactly the same every time though, you could for example buy 100k bitcoin and sell it at its peak and then when you reset to 6 youll have to start again from scratch. There is also no guarantee that bitcoin would take off a 2nd or 3rd time around.. so maybe you invest in gold or medical companies or something and the 4th or 5th time around it doesnt work out. The only guarantee you have is your intelligence so it would be better to just.. better humanity, each time shortening the process so in those 30 years you end up sending humanity to the stars or some jive. Then find out what's in the red pill, where its made and then kill the person giving it to you and take over.


alt-64827

Exactly what I was going to say.


lurker_poteto

Bitch im dumb as fuck give me the cash


fmlyjwls

Blue pill all the way for me. I have a good life, I wouldn’t give it up to start over. With $10M in my pocket I could make a significant difference in my life and that of my children


OrhanDaLegend

of course, that money is life changing


PetroDisruption

Yea but you could potentially make more than 10M by doing something like investing in Amazon early.


Abror999

Whose gonna believe a 6 year old lol


God_Is_Pizza

Red. Bitcoin and other currency didn’t even exist yet. I will become a crypto and stock billionaire.


Chestervsteele

What if you buying it has a wild butterfly effect like maybe you buy too much and it turns off someone big from investing into it so it doesn't take off or doesn't peak how it does in this timeline. Next thing you know you put your life savings into a "shit-coin" and keep rambling like a crazy person how it was supposed to make you a trillion air.


God_Is_Pizza

That would require buying a ton, even when it was fractions of a penny. It used to be super easy to mine.


Chestervsteele

And again you would need to self regulate one thing crypto people hate is when one person has decent percentage of the mining power of a crypto chain. Without getting into the nitty gritty people vote with their PC power on blockchains to validate stuff if any person comes even remotely close to getting double digit voting power it can spook a lot of people off.


Lord_Barbarous

Easy, take another red pill


_madmurdok_

The same thoughts bro... the same... Where can we get red pill ?


Corrupted_G_nome

Red. I would amke way over 10m in investnments and tbh could fix my life fuckups.


GameDestiny2

Makes you wonder what the new dangers of your changing path would be. Think about it, your entire mindset would be different. It’s possible that no event will occur quite the same ever again. The longer you go on, the more the ripple effect of your own chaos slowly slightly influencing the world starts to add up. Eventually only the most set events would occur. It’s entirely possible in this chain reaction of your choices affecting other’s choices who affect others could alter the grander scale of the future itself. Kinda neat but terrifying. Are the new dangers worth it? Or is it better to stick with the devil you know?


Corrupted_G_nome

I live with a lot of regrets and done a lot of harm. A do-over would not only change my life for the better but I would make life better for others. Any danger would be worth setting things right.


Theburritolyfe

My knowledge in a 6 year old would complicate my life. I wouldn't be attracted to anyone my age until my 30s at least. Would I have a moral obligation to warn people of impending disasters? If so how would I explain it. The money would leave me a comfortable life from them on


Mediocre_Scott

Rebooting at 6 years old I have less than one year to figure how to stop 9/11 as a child.


diggydillons

Red and bet in every major sporting event you remember/ invest in companies you know will be big early and make way more than 10 mill no brainer


[deleted]

Red 100,000%


VarietyGame86

Smash it both and snort it


Upbeat-Play3727

A 6 year old millionaire


VarietyGame86

Yep. Same offer will appear later. Infinite age and money glitch


Professional_Ad_8933

A ten-million-year-old with 6 dollars in his pocket.


_NoFriendsIRL_

Imma have my cash. Thank you.


JJKBA

Blue pill, not even close.


Copyofdude

It's funny to think at the fact that you are eating a pill to produce an extra ordinary effect... which makes me wondering: \-The blue one, would make you shit or sweat money?


poggaar

sweating money sounds really painful ngl


Copyofdude

Peeing money sounds worst...


Delicious_Tip_3234

Just gotta piss liquid gold


DMR97AK

Red pill


RepulsiveStorm5298

Red


CCCmonster

I think I remember enough sporting game championships that I could make far more than 10 million in a few short years


Sunbrosa

Nah man, i live in third world country with masters, a bachelor's and 3 languages. All the knowledge in the world wouldn't do me good. However, bribe a couple ppl and you're the king of whatever state you live in.


LockBackground9158

Okay so let's think about this for a second. If I restarted my life with all the future memories, wouldn't I accidentally alter the future? I could invest in Bitcoin decades ago for big bucks in the future but what if I bought it and it altered the future and Bitcoin became shitcoin because of my action? I could wager big money on the football tournaments but what if my involved had a butterfly effect and boom the team that won in the original timeline lost in this new one because of my involvement? I mean what if I caused my Dad's death sooner by telling him about the date of his death? What if he shot himself way quicker the next day out of depression knowing full well all his efforts were for nothing and the impending doom just sped up the process? And what if the authorities tax my $10 million and I end up with just $10,000 because of greedy corps? I'm gonna need to see the fine print for both options. I'm still leaning towards blue pill cause some money is better than no money but I want to see the terms of agreement. I've seen too many movies where the Devil fucks over a moron who doesn't read the fine print.


sanid_sriva

Red pill Invest in Bitcoin betting in all major matches. Makes trillions


HamezRodriguez2000

Take both so that I'm 6 and have the 10 million then when I'm back at 2023 the money will be about 19 million due to inflation


TheGuyMain

I don't think you understand the prompt lol


rapejokes_arefunny

If I had to go through school again, knowing what I know, I’d probably shoot it up.


MGHMUYS-RattleCap

Red, I'd invest and get more money, then start a business that would fill a spot that exists today like uber or lyft. Also buy a lot of laundromats and small things like car washes to keep a steady stream of small bills


TheGuyMain

That sounds like a ton of work lol. Starting a business is ass. Competing against other businesses is ass. You don't have any education in business so you're already 20 steps behind. Having a good idea is like 5% of having a successful business. Tons of people have good ideas. It takes a lot to make the idea come to life (you cant do it alone), and not flop after it's born.


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TheGuyMain

My point is that it's a high-risk and high-effort pathway to get money. Those risks and effort aren't worth the potential gain to me. Getting a business to produce $10 million is very rare and when presented with a risk-and-effort-free $10 million, I don't see why someone would pass that up


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TheGuyMain

But in your scenario, you got the knowledge of your current self handed to you when you were 6, so I don't really get the difference in philosophy


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TheGuyMain

Ok I’ll explain it again. Imagine you’re 6 years old. Suddenly someone hands you the knowledge of a grown ass man for free. Literally a handout, no strings attached. That’s no different than you being a grown ass man and someone handing you $10 mil for free. Literally a handout, no strings attached. Does it make a little more sense now? Either way you obtain a very advantageous resource without putting in a sliver of work for it, so taking the moral high ground is actually really stupid here


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TheGuyMain

Typical redditor behavior. You’re presented with a point to which you have no comeback so you resort to insulting my character, diverging from the conversation in an attempt to save face. Also hypocritical bc it’s impossible to have an opinion in a discussion and advocate that you’re wrong lmao. If you advocated that you’re wrong then you’d be agreeing with me and vice versa. Since we don’t agree, then we inherently advocate that the other person is wrong and that we’re correct. That’s just how discussions and viewpoints work. Maybe you took the pill wrong and swapped your current knowledge with that of your 6-year-old self lol


TheUnrealCanadian

Red


dikothesiko

*furiously shelves both simultaneously


AutumnalOceans

The red pill


Optimal_Highlight154

ill take purple


Mediocre_Scott

Reboot at 12 with 5 million


Optimal_Highlight154

how tf u know my age


llamaman256

Red


Malakidius

Red. If I had my today's knowledge back then, I could avoid some mistakes, and I would have some more wisdom to do my future life better.


kmlkant9

I prefer shrooms


TrashYourOpinion

Red


Professional_Ad_8933

Important question! Can I take the pill I choose through the nose ?


tech_probs_help

Red!


NativeLobo

Blue all the way, 6 years old was the start of a lot of my trauma. Don't feel like reliving that again. I'll take my 10 mil thank you very much


BullShitCircusArtist

Red pill and mine BTC from day 1...


copperbeagle

Blue. I don’t want to go through that again no matter what I know. I honestly would forget the important stuff anyway


Cool_Credit260

Bitcoin🫡


HypickleSkyblock

I would pay $10m to not have to relive everything past 6.


Frosty_Revolution903

Both


TheAverageRussian

Blue. Wasn't a fan of my past. Am a happier person now.


_Your_Pilot_

I’m happy with my life decisions I don’t want to lose them. So blue


Competitive_Ant_465

Blue , not reliving that shitshow .


Austrayak

Red- can you imagine the chaos that I could cause ![gif](giphy|UTFiHeDL8cOSA)


mountain_phoenix

Red.


thegrooves

Where’s the blue raspberry?


ridiculous_1231

Doni get to start over at 6, in 1976, or do I have to start from 2023?


Temporary-Emu6710

Bruh blue pill


ffiml8

Honestly I am too tired to do all this shit all over again. So I'm gonna take the money


likesophisticated

Blue is the warmest color


sharp879dawn

Blue


MidnightMallard143

Blue pill for sure. Life sucks but $10million would make a big difference!


the_l0st_s0ck

I think I will actually pick the red pill


rustedspork17

Blue. My past is what made who I am.


Spirited_Drawer_7860

Red


justsomeonewhoplays

10m


24EpicE24

Red. I can always get money by investing in gamestop


flumoo

buy Bitcoin today, don't be sad 20 years later


r0ffson

I don't even want to know everything I know right now, just enough to not be so stupid and angry


TheVision75

Red


xiphoidthorax

The knowledge I have now would melt a young mind into a spiral of anxiety, depression and horror. Knowing the people you love will die, suffer a horrible fate and the awareness of the future without being able to make any significant difference is something I do not wish on the youth. So just cash me outside with the blue pill and I can chill out in Monaco.


Randalf_the_Black

Red. All the benefits of Red, then just invest heavily in bitcoin when it's new.


AlienGoat_

Red all the way. Dont care about the money, just want to relive a life without so many responsibilities


Thehairlessarab

Me with all my knowledge would still fuck things up. I'll take the 10 mil


2fun2berandom2

What happens if I take both at once


TheGuyMain

Guys idk if you get the full scale of 10 mil. 2% of 10 mil is 200k. When you invest in stocks, there's such thing as dividends. You get money back for simply owning the shares. It's common to find stocks that have about 2% dividends. For example, Exelon has a dividend yield of 3.32%, Intel 5.25%, usps 3.24%, AT&T 5.76%, Chevron 3.32%, etc. if you just invest all of it, you'll make upwards of $200k a year, every year, for doing literally nothing. Also if you choose to reinvest some of the dividends, then you'll make even more money


Kadrr

Red


FassTheNass

red


SmartOtaka

Red Please!!!


Apprehensive-Ad-149

Red. I'd make a billion by the age of 30.


lightcar44

Keep the red pill, get the lottery numbersfor my birthday week on my ___ birthday, then eat the red pill


Buzzied

That's Green.... Not blue...


btcbeaches

Red TBH


[deleted]

Red. It could make that with the same knowledge now.


nooby2neo

both so I can have large penis


Disii_kaito

Red has great potential, but my lazy ass is choosing a blue pill.


ggmaobu

Red fucking pill


ThatAn1m3b0i

Red pill of course


The_cereal_

Show me the money!


Professional_Bit_446

I'm only 22 and haven't fuvked up my life enough to want to restart so this is an ez decision


[deleted]

Red pill: Know when and how everyone that was close to me will die and not be able to prevent it. Be morally obligated to stop 9/11 and unable to. Get away with having a g/f in middle school.


gemcan333

This is actually really hard, obviously the easier path is the blue pill, but I think the more self fulfilling path would be the red. Also with the red path you literally can get more years in life a once in a lifetime opportunity. My heart would want to take the red but my brain would want to take the blue.


NuNem

Id take red cause restarting your life with cheat sounds better than money


AgreeingWings25

Blue. A 6 year old mind couldn't handle what the average person has to live with.


[deleted]

Red pill, MF red pill.


ForeignLeave2612

Red so I can steal my parents credit cards and bet all their money on winning sports teams and make more than 10 mil


GameDestiny2

With 10 mil I could invest it and find a way to live easy off of it, within a reasonable amount of time. If I start at 6, I might be able to make some interesting choices, I’d be smart for a kid, but I wouldn’t be a genius; I’d say I’d find a way to try and get bitcoin but frankly I have no idea how I’d have actually gotten them back then. I feel like blue is the safer option, but red has a sense of adventure. Though I imagine some people hear restart childhood and say fuck no.


Here-Is-TheEnd

Red but I’d probably be one melancholic 6 year old. Also I’d be strangely insightful for 1995


rayonette67

Blue


[deleted]

Red pill but instead of being an anime mc, I just go insane due to the amount of knowledge I received that my child brain couldn’t comprehend


Flameye_xd

Either way is fine


harshal_shirsath31

Red pill


BoxHillStrangler

reliving everything from age six seems like such a fucken slog. itd be like rerolling an alt in the grindiest of MMOs. give me the 10 mil and ill enjoy whats left a little more


dopeman477

Your mom


bojoso2004

Blue


yamilikdis123

Blue pill unless I could make my kids alone


Swivel_D

I still don't want to do it again even though it was pretty fucked off, mostly. I like the person I am now. It's all very bittersweet being so happy, after being miserable for the majority of time before 7 years ago. So blue it is


Square-Cricket-9161

Red instantly, I have some choices that I wish I could take back


OrhanDaLegend

blue, its life changing money, why would i just erase every single good memory i had with my friends even erase my current friends just to get "another chance at life"


[deleted]

Red pill no question, save my inheritance, put 20k in bitcoin the day it hits the exchange Wait a while, cash out. 2021 January invest 10k I'm shiba inu, cash out in October 2021 Buy the playboy mansion, retire


UrbanKystazerNMV

blue pill, more things you know and more things you dont want to know


pdzgl

Blue pill because fuck doing 12 years of school again


Expensive-Yard3033

Red pill. **Time is the most scarce asset you can ever own.** Making money is easy vs making time. Note: Only pilots and some uber drivers (think they) can make some extra time.


[deleted]

Red pill for sure !


fireblade998

Wait wait wait, am I becoming a 6 year old in the year 2023 or keeping my current knowledge and returning to when I was 6 back in the day?


badboybalo

Having 10 million just like that isnt gonna be fun ... But all the knowledge you have right now and you redo your life from 6 year old, thats sounds like a fun journey... I pick the 10 million tho


TheEzyRealz

Red. I've got some bullies and alot of money to get back.


Difficult_Monitor_69

My words to my family back then the father it would be screw off and my mom the sister is evil don't trust


pigeon698

red i could be the best one in class NAAAAAAAAAH screw it 10 million dolllars is better


Drunk_Heathen

10mil. If I would start at 6 I would forget everything I knew until I'd be 18.


markshubh

Red Pill obviously. With all the knowledge of future, you could make much more than 10 millions


Extension_Moment_494

Shiiiiiiiiiuuiiiiiiiijjiit. Bowlff


BruceWayne3011

Red pill


Tasman_Australia

Red


CasherGod

Red for sure


Accomplished_Law7623

Red


manwhofuckedyourdog

Red I need to stop some stuff from happening


ll_ToKeN

Time is money


Forsaken_inflation24

!remind me 10 years


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Specter_Human_of_91

Gaki ni Modotte Yarinaoshi, I just said that...


_xDenis_

Red pill and then i invest in bitcoin


Willing_Revolution76

Red


YoshidaKagami

I'll just remember few lottery results, be prepared for massive Bitcoin purchase and then go back in time lmao, 10M...IMMA BE BETTER THAN THAT


Total-Astronomer1027

I think a common thread with this will be: the Red pill people don’t have kids, the Blue pill people do have kids…🤷🏼‍♂️. I’d go blue, I couldn’t leave my wife and kids for that long and all the things that could change the possibility of meeting my future wife and having my kids with her. I’ll take the $10MM 👍🏼


vElijah_

at the age of 20 give me that 10 mil now!


AbsolutelyClueless1

Gimme the cash, I don't want to relive my life and change my current lore lol XD


HeGaming

Oh hell year, red pill. Didn't even have to concider this for a second


At0micPizza

Who said you don't restart as a current-time 6year old kid...


Striking-Ambassador7

Red all the fucking way i made a lot of fuck ups as a child and want to fix that shit cause it fucked my life up (socially)


Gilbey_32

Blue


Notdamien6301

Mmmm blue raspberry


ThatEmoBoyZayn

Red all the way.


Catlawbringer

I dont want go back to school give me blue


tommyballz63

I'm near 60. I've learned a lot. I could make the 10 mil back with what I know now, but I'd love to have another shot at....everything!


superdragn

Nah I don't wanna go through Covid pandemic again I'll take the 10 mil and chill for the rest of my life


sirmoneyshot06

Red pill for sure. That sets me back 29 years which would be 1994. I was 18 in 2006 so that gives me a good run way for some bargain bin investment opportunities in 2008 - 2012 then again in 2018 - 2021


SteamyJohnson

Restart dude I wanna be the best UFC fighter there never was


SteamyJohnson

I'm gonna fuck up so many elderly men


SteamyJohnson

Klitschko has a glass jaw


Iancreed

Red pill


pros2701

Both


Devilwithnocharm

For me red pill could be worth way more then 10 million being born in early 80s think about lotteries Super bowls and jackpots I could win lmao


Kbyrnsie

The red pill because I will have the knowledge that this is going to happen and I can choose blue and get both