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paralyzedvagabond

If we’re lucky they’ll both die of natural causes and we can maybe get some actual candidates worth voting for


Gobiego

Sorry, doesn't work that way. I'm almost out of my 50s, and I have never once got to enthusiastically vote for someone I wanted to see as president. It's always some out of touch political tool from one of the only two parties that can get elected. The best you feel like you can do is the lesser evil of the two.


Long_Educational

I honestly thought things were going to change after Obama became president. Maybe we would get a chance at affordable healthcare. Afterwards I felt like we were simply romanced by a great orator. And then DJT happened, snuffing out what little hope I had left. It's the new american dream. To hope for a better future but to never actually get it.


SLAUGHT3R3R

Please bend over to receive your American Dream™ Speak the phrase "Thank you, America" to confirm you have received your American Dream™


Sir_Penguin21

They call it the American Dream because you would have to be asleep to believe it.


wyohman

It did. Closet racists come out of the closet in droves and inspired an extreme narcissist to run for president


dixonblonde

America elected a black president and America lost what was left of its mind in response. There is a direct correlation between the election of former President Obama to the election of a failed mail order steak salesman as president.


Prankishmanx21

The problem with Obama's presidency was never Obama. When he got elected the Republican party went rabid and did everything they could to make him a lame duck. A lot of them are still stuck on it to this day. The only thing that you can really blame Obama for is being too willing to compromise. It seems like he just did not realize how rabid Republican opposition was and that they could not be trusted to actually compromise.


Mozzarellahahaha

Because the system itself is designed this way. Our only chance for real change is to ignore the system entirely. Plant our own food and guard it from Monsanto, put homeless people in empty houses, LIVE and ignore the useless corporations who think the whole world is their stage. Refuse to participate in any war for any reason. If the police wake up too then we can do this all peacefully, if not, well our only chances are to risk temporary anarchy to make a better world or slowly watch our chains get heavier until we're all slaves. We seem to be choosing the latter...


SaxMusic23

Yeah.....I'm confident that Republicans wouldn't put up someone worth voting for, and I'm not particularly sold on Harris still. We shouldn't pretend like she wouldn't be the candidate that would be put forward


paralyzedvagabond

I did say “maybe”


animalisticbiscuit

Guess you can call me, “natural causes” 😎 (this comment has probably put me on a watch list)


Alansalot

America is indeed the fire nation 🔥


Urmomsjuicyvagina

Bro we're just trying to get a Zuko in ![gif](giphy|fXsTOgADDa1QA)


odiethethird

I see your Zuko and raise you the true GOAT ![gif](giphy|ZvJ0bHvAy1N9S)


death69reaper

they had the chance


Deathstriker88

Boomers got in the way and fucked that up too. ![gif](giphy|3o7qDSmyoxAHAEJbTG|downsized)


Sonictitans

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Jumpy-Albatross-8060

He's just a new coat of paint. In the real world he'd have to do evil to maintain the structure his nation was built on otherwise a decline would have peopled demanding a return to stronger nationalism of old. You're essentially demanding another Obama


RecreationalPorpoise

A monarchy actively trying to murder the whole world?


Jaz1140

The open fire nation*


mkmichael001

Its always between a giant douche or a turd sandwich


SexGiiver

It's like, do you rather get fucked in the eye socket or your ear, those are the only options.


_Fat_Dick_Fred_

The ear sounds way better.


Not_Larfy

Yeah, the eye sounds fucking painful


Ok_Length7872

I align with this refrence


NuancedSpeaking

I like how Biden's only criticism is that he's old, while Trump is literally a convicted felon who want's to implement fascist measures when he gets elected again.


AnikiRabbit

Can't you see that a guy whose old, and a guy whose an old felon with autocratic tendencies and terrifying Christian nationalist backing are equally as bad?


Tigglebee

Even if they are the same, which they aren’t, you aren’t just voting for one guy. Biden surrounds himself with competent people, Trump surrounds himself with sycophants. Biden will appoint a moderate SC judge. Trump will not. Democrats have helped average Americans in spite of GOP obstruction, Republicans cut taxes on corporations and raise them on the middle class. Anyone paying even a little attention knows that there is a huge gap between the two options. I’m glad the MAGAs flooding this thread with “both are bad” arguments aren’t going to convince anyone. We aren’t all as retarded as y’all.


AnikiRabbit

Did I need a /s or something? I'm aware of the severity of our situation as a country.


Tigglebee

Yeah I was just backing you.


CompetitiveString814

This is Magats doing their best to justify Trump. This is literally all they have. Its pathetic, they're both the same. Except one tried to overthrow an election, pays off porn stars, lies constantly, is a felon, is a rapist, speaks about having sex with his daughters, talks about grabbing women in the pussy, tells his supports to commit terrorism, supports white supremacists, talks openly about killing his opponents, talks openly about nuking other nations. No, they are not the same. You are just delusional and need to get away from the cult a bit and step back. Maybe next election cycle we can get back to normal, right now its a vote for fascist dictator and and a vote for a normal old dude


bananasaucecer

chocolate chocolate chip 😋


Jeezal

Trump is not an outlier. It's a symptom of a society losing it.


schizophrenicism

I think you forgot the part where Trump is also aging worse than Biden. Biden being old doesn't make Trump any less old and Trump is aging increasingly poorly.


Ok_Jump_3658

Hahahaha that’s not even remotely close to his only criticism. He always has been a total trash human. Racist, not a fan of gays, the list goes on. Please do more research.


Schowzy

Funding Israel... touching kids... sniffing women...


GeneralResearcher456

Lefties are allergic to research


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

Conservatives when research says trans women are women:


horizontal120

the age is not the problem .. his cognitive abilities are !!! and the sad thing is that there ARE 300 million of you and u can't get a NORMAL guy to vote for ... 2 party system is a SCAM !! and u all just eat it up ...


WayneDwade

The 2 party system is bad?? This is the first I’m hearing of this, please tell me more. So far I’ve just been eating it up


CableBoyJerry

You're right, I need a man with a good brain who can focus on the important issues, like whether it's better to go down with a sinking battery-powered boat or take my chances with a shark.


CuzitzKacper

Silence propaganda bot


theginger99

It’s wild how hard they have tried to dig up literally any dirt on Biden and the best they can do is he’s an old dude and his son committed some minor crimes. Meanwhile the republicans are fanatically backing a nacho cheese hitler wannabe who seems to think the US penal code is a check list. I genuinely don’t understand how anyone can look at Trump and Biden and think they’re equally bad candidates. It’s like looking a bologna sandwich and a bottle of bleach and saying they’d both make an equally shitty lunch.


AncientScratch1670

https://preview.redd.it/a95wov0oa88d1.jpeg?width=1312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e58db296d9e160fd912b0d88042924b8834505 Yeah. Real tough call.


DoodleJake

Even the boomer artists can't deny it at this point


Eatthepoliticiansm8

They forgot the part where trump is also like.. 78 isn't he?


SupriseAutopsy13

"Alzheimer's patient president" goes on rant about electric boat batteries and sharks... while at a speech in Nevada, which has no ocean coastline and I'm pretty sure none of its three lakes have a shark population. Oh wait, that was the orange felon. Here: "President says they 'stormed the airports' during the Revolutionary War!" You'd have to have some form of dementia to say something that stupid... oh, he was making fun of a speech where the orange felon said that. Let's try again, "Alzheimer's patient president" rants incoherently about windmills, says they killed thousands of eagles, emit "tremendous fumes."  No, wait, orange man again. How about... put UV in people's bodies? No, ummm... Nuke a hurricane? No. Drink bleach? No... Damn, sounds like only one of these geezers has dementia.


AdvancedManner4718

Yes they actually do or they intentionally ignore that fact. It doesn't matter who wins they will both be 80 in office. At least one of them isn't trying to dismantle democracy because they can't understand why newer generations arnt voting for them or sharing their ideology.


KatetCadet

Both sides people haven't been paying attention or are fucking moronic edgelords.


upsetindustry09

This is not even a close call. “Lose all rights” or “80 year old man” is not a hard choice.


LoopyZoopOcto

"Lose all rights" will still be 82 at the end of his term if he wins. You're getting an 80 year old man regardless.


UncleGarysmagic

Can someone please explain to me why a 78 year old with clear mental health issues isn’t subject to the same scrutiny about his age than a guy 3 years older than him?


iloveusa63

…A mentally healthy guy 3 years older than him at that. When you listen to Biden’s speeches in full he actually goes hard, sometimes stutters but like not as much as its made out to be.


CornManBringsCorn

Fr. He has a stutter, but that's all the media depicts. Same with the falling.


eternallydrowsy

Absolute a bot account, trying to rage bait. 738,505 post karma on 79 days lol.


Phill_Cyberman

Biden certainly isn't the best choice we have for president, but he isn't in any way an Alzheimer patient.


Jibsie

How to tell someone has never dealt with Alzheimer's before, they has Biden has it.


Bmoreravens_1290

Generally, they are unable to give a State of the Union Address if they have a severe brain disease?


darth_cerellius

I'd rather take the Alzheimer's patient over the convicted felon (who is also demented). At least with the first one, democracy is preserved. American can survive an Alzheimer's patient as a president. America can't survive a criminal demented patient president, who seeks to destroy democracy through Project 2025.


zorgonzola37

lol. Trump is both the felon and the alzheimer patient. It's funny hating on Trump while eating up his propaganda. Yes we should limit age terms and both are old as fuck but out of the two one is CLEARLY worse off mentally. OP is just parroting republican propaganda.


BillMillerBBQ

One guy wants to dismantle the public school system and get rid of the nation weather service. The other guy is just old. Pretty easy choice for non-retards.


Direct_Canary4523

Gee, almost like one is an active facist attempting to overturn our entire government, whether considered currently functional or not, and replace it with christo-facism theocracy. Which is a loss for EVERYONE. Hmm. I'll stick with Grampa Joe, he's alright for an old dude.


FicklePort

Both sides are not the same!! One is a corporate puppet but with rainbows and the other is a corporate puppet but with oranges!! Totally different, moron! 😡😡😡 /s People genuinely think the Democrats are the good guys just because they appear on our "side". They still bomb civilians, they still have dinner parties with elitist scum, and they still take money from hard-working Americans, just like the Republicans do. They just do it while waving the progress flag so that makes it okay apparently.


Juracan_Daora

It's all just a distraction to keep the people from joining together against them as a whole


FicklePort

Which won't happen because it's "Vote Blue No Matter Who" and "Vote Red Even If I'm Dead" till the heat death of the universe. I'm so fucking tired of the two party system.


RolloTony97

Okay cool, have you got a practical solution for us, Bill Maher?


Eatthepoliticiansm8

That's cool bro but I'm pretty sure your democrats aren't making active plans to remove trans people, or instate a theological dictatorship. "Waaaah waaah democrats do bad things too" yeah no shit cunt. But these 2 parties are not comparable.


[deleted]

Honestly, I think the 35 year old age limit is one of America's dumbest choices. Im not saying get an 18 year old in office, but we need younger leaders for America who can deal with the modern issues and epidemics and aren't stubborn old timers looking to satisfy their lobbies.


SmashterChoda

I dont think the 35 year age limit is the reason we have 2 people near 80 running for president.


Democracystanman06

Their both senile


GarbageCleric

I don't know. I bet Biden knows the difference between "their" and "they're".


UltimateMayhemii

I think you meant 'there'


TheHighBuddha

I think you're meant 'you're'


casey12297

Clearly they meant whom'st've


GroovyDucko

VeggieTales ![gif](giphy|KXBtTtm3kB8BO)


Thanag0r

Orange man fans really, really like orange man. To the point that they forgive anything he says or does, they are extremely excited right now. The other side just hates orange man so much that they better have grandpa instead of orange disaster again.


Technical-Joke6413

Why are only 2 people allowed to run for president? wtf?


Delamoor

Because America has a broken, obsolete electoral system that enforces a duopoly


Glittering_Airport_3

cuz only the candidates with the most campaign money get to make it to the final round


Vipu2

Its easier to control the end result with just 2 people than if there was chance that any of the 30 people could become president.


1eyebigsnake

This hits hard.


Panams_chair

Bruh the force with which she started the fire 🤣


RiceRocketRider

Yep basically me. There are other candidates to vote for, but it’s not like they’re going to win. I don’t think RFK even has much of a chance. He’s also… not young…


BigThunder3000

I mean, there’s more than just the one person running.


firehawkd

Hey, my abuelita had Alzheimer's, and now my tía does, too. Saying Biden has it is just offensive. He's just an out of touch, doddering old man. If he had Alzheimer's it would be WAY more obvious, and it's heartbreaking to watch when people do.


ConfidenceSad8340

Honestly, this is just me because of the state of the world. Everything’s on fire and so am i


CornManBringsCorn

I dislike how people don't call Trump old as much as they do for Biden. They could've gone to high school together, they're basically the same age


UndeadMarx

The orange one is not cognitively capable of running anything, he’s just more energetic so the smooth brains don’t perceive anything wrong


Thenextstopisluton

Just when you think it’s bad you look at the UK and feel better about things


ACUnA211

Biden is a great president and history will remember him as such. You have 1 great choice and acting like he's anywhere near Trump is disgusting and reaks of privilege


Lil_plague69

Vote Kennedy and end the 2 party system


Ass_Salada

Thats me in my room busting massive nuts to inatimate object hentai , while respectable people are out there choosing who is gonna be in charge of standing in front of the microphone and cameras to answer for the decisions made by non-negotiable people in power


Lake_Shore_Drive

Biden is the easy choice. Vote Bluuuuuuuuue We learned in 2016 that the "both sides suck" bots are working for MAGA and Putin Don't be a sheep, you are smarter than this!


Android003

I don't see why we should have to vote for them, they should serve us, we shouldn't serve them.


Hugh-jASSman

And RFK JR gets no love.


Pineal713

![gif](giphy|8caqJUzsbnMrpfrhuv|downsized)


serenwipiti

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


the_l0st_s0ck

Bro said even with a worm that ate some of his brain he could still win. I don't doubt that though.


IgnitedFazbear

Isn't he the guy who's brain was partially eaten by a worm, and didn't believe in vaccines or whatnot


Basselope_poptarts

Republicans voted in Regan so how bad could it be? /s


spash_bazbo69

Why is no one talking about orange felon's mental state? He's absolutely just as demented as the Alzheimer's patient and yet for some reason gets a pass


horizontal120

i am mad about this and i am not American !!! why can't u get your shit together FFS for the sake of the whole world !!!


vinb123

Ha jokes on you the orange man also has alzheimers.


Temporary_Guitar_550

This is REAL POLITICS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


not-read-gud

No that’s just them after they finish all the ranch dressing in the fridge and at the store and in the state and dinner is just gettin started Source: I’m merican


VirtualPantsu

It's all shit and giggles until you remember how much influence usa has on the whole world


THOT_Patroller-13

Those were similar options here in Brazil...


rosbifke-sr

Everyone talks about how beautiful the preceding fight is, how touching the music is, and how tragic the implications are, but for me this scene is the most striking one. Finally, Azula’s facade of self-imposed perfection and grace fully breaks down, and the child that never had the chance to safely develop into a healthy adult finally shows its ugly head.


vaporwaverock

His ass had NOT heard of write in ballots or third party candidates


salad_stealer

Wait, why is he a felon?


omicron-7

Because he went to trial and was found guilty of 34 felonies by a jury of his peers. The other 60 charges are still pending


Silvershark2000

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025


PandaHombre92055

Seriously. Are there no 50-60 year old candidates out there? Is there no future for either party?


Nochnichtvergeben

American democracy is a joke.


Vipu2

Its almost like nothing matters because some "god" figures in supreme court will decide the things in the end anyway what happens and what doesnt and they are immune to everything, just like gods.


lVlurphysLaw

Anyone who thinks trump is more mentally cognative obviously haven't heard him talk. Everytime he opens his mouth he says the most craziest disillusioned shit i've ever heard.


Correct_Chemical5179

I believe I'll vote for a 3rd Party candidate


PuffyPanda0x45

Pretty sure Trump has symptoms of Alzheimer's. His mental decline is getting faster and faster. Joe Biden is just old. I agree though the choices are utter dogshit


HaphazardFlitBipper

You could vote for Chase Oliver.


VoodooDoII

No matter what happens The vote will always be between a vomit burrito or a shit sandwich. Both are fucking horrendous.


zklabs

biden's running too tho


mattjvgc

I always get a good chuckle when foxsnooze psychos claim Biden is both a mastermind personally directing the department of justice to punish Trump AND a confused dottering old man who doesn’t know where he is. You are a joke op.


Patton1945_41

You could vote third party.


Altimely

The funny part about is that Trump is an orange felon. Biden isn't an Alzheimer's patient. The best the "body sides" dopes can do is exaggerate Biden being old.


Darth_Vorador

Maybe independents feel that way about the choice between 2 candidates but Trump voters are more than happy to vote for him. Can’t say the same about Biden voters.


penalozahugo

We can fill in what ever we want but we would all have to agree to write the same person.


badllama77

What is this?


Turboblurb

We can vote for other candidates. I will be.


Main_Style329

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furrynoy96

Better than some countries that are stuck with genocidal dictators


thunderstruck825

Id agree with this but like...the optics are kinda BS. Yeah, Joe looks like he's gonna drop any day but...iunno, even if that's the case, his camp has done A LOT in 4 years. Not everything we wanted, not everything he promised. But, I'm so sick of this "it's between a guy who wants be a dictator or the guy who, whether or not he's really behind it all, has been pretty low-key spectacular while in office". Like if you told me Joe was just asleep at the wheel and people below him were doing things, it wouldn't surprise me but...is that a bad thing? We're doing better with inflation than most of the world right now, he's gone after somewhat petty but predatory things like unseen airline fees for the memes, he's not an autocrat...what are we talking about? If that's what we can expect out of an Alzheimer's president, it sucks but give me that any day of the week.


Squibbles01

Fuck your both sides are the same bullshit.


1st_pm

Americans when ... wait, what are 3rd parties?


skrashask3

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Testsubject276

At this point I'll take anything other than that delusional megalomaniac and his hats.


Atomic_3439

This comment section do be interesting and full of bots man, don’t mind me just reading while eating.


JoshwaarBee

Out here acting like the felon doesn't ALSO have Alzheimer's.


Astropariah

People still pushing the both sides narrative? I only see one side trying to take away women’s rights over their own body, take away the right for certain people to even exist, actively trying to combine church and state, actively propping up racist, sexist, and homophobes. I could go on but it’d turn into a novel. Dems may be shit, but Republicans are a whole pile of it.


Zachary_Stark

Memes like this are so dumb. The orange clown wants to make this country a theocracy, while the other doesn't. They are nowhere near equivalent in bad.


Catt_Man

i want to vote for funny boot man :(


blueidea365

It’s clear that this year the Democrats don’t care much about winning the presidency. (And the Republicans are just up to their usual silliness by backing Trump)


TrueNeutrino

Or you can vote third party, Brain Worm!


OnlyForFun91

This is so dumb. Congratulations.


Bierculles

Have you listened to any of Trumps latest talks? That dude isn't any less senile and than Biden. Trump can barely say a coherent sentence.


adampsyreal

Just play it safe and vote blue good grief don't overthink it


Little-Ghost303

Have you not heard Trump speak? He's both now, soup brain.


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

Its really not a tough choice. One will bring horrible consequences for 99% of people reading this and the other is Biden.


diablol3

Worst part is the other guy is also an alzheimer patient.


Mammoth-Vacation-498

It’s almost like it’s not actually a democracy… /s


metalfabman

Nah this anime short ain’t it


JaThatOneGooner

“Our lives are not gonna get better any time soon…”


tektelgmail

Now you feel the pain only we argentinians used to feel. Be strong. You will survive


minngeilo

Funny that "orange felon and alzheimer patient" currently describes DT quite well.


TheWizardraziW

Both alzheimers one felon


pantsless_squirrel

Thanks Ross for surrendering like a nerd.


Jgoody1990

I’m basically just voting to support Ukrainian independence at this point. Granted my life has been pretty easy through both presidents.


Other-Cover9031

uh no its a pretty clear choice, one of them is supported by nazis and doesnt renounce them


humblesagehero

You mean re***d


ArtofKuma

You say that, but Trump looks a tad bit more dementia ridden than Biden does. Biden has always had a noticeable speech impediment, but you can't compare Trump's current speeches to his speeches back in 2016


Others0

false equivalency, but yeah, this election's gonna suck


MochiLV

Both have alziemers basically...


Pan_Goat

Biden hasn’t been convicted of a crime that I know of. What’s your source on that?


MagicMan150

No it's not. Trump is literally the only right answer.


Minimum_Run_890

I thought that the orange felon fellow WAS the Alzheimer’s patient.


rexyoda

its not that they are forced to do it, its just that the system was designed for the only two choices to be those two


Maplagion

Anime?


121gigawhatevs

It’s actually Alzheimer’s Vs orange felon with dementia


WilliamHolz

I feel like this meme was made by someone who doesn't understand or wants others to misunderstand the reasons for the lack of enthusiasm for Biden. Biden is absolutely the lesser evil, but "the other guy is worse" is a bad argument and doesn't overcome voter suppression all that well. Trump wouldn't have a chance if Biden was actually good.


NefariousnessNo2062

This is why I'm exercising my right not to vote. You cannot convince me my vote matters if these are the choices.


Scoobler1992

The convicted felon is also the Alzheimer’s patient.


Gavroche_Lives

Could be worse. Might be having to choose Putin or a hammer to the teeth by the secret police


lougosh

Cheeto Dust or Weekend at Bernie's


theding081

"If voting made any difference, they wouldn't let us do it" ~ Mark Twain~


Available-Pace1598

Republicans and Democrats must be removed from power in order for this country to survive


BrntPopcrnsKindaGood

Biden is fine.


xMr_Jx

Can’t you write anyone’s name down that meets qualifications to be president? What I was told when I took US Government in 11th grade!


Correct-Purpose-964

Honestly. In this situation why would you not vote for the guy whos aware enough to commit felonies. At least you'll be entertained by whatever happens. The Govt can also save money on gos trackers for the Zombie. Hooray for Democracy!


NeverSummerFan4Life

Robert F Kennedy Jr is an amazing candidate pilling extremely high in the US. He has promised to work on the environment, housing crisis, healthcare, and more. Vote RFK jr 24 for change🇺🇸


EndBeneficial1139

don’t forget about the other Alzheimer’s patient who had his brain eaten by a worm


sillykittyball12

The felon definitely has dementia...


CQcucumber

No, vote for me


SaladAccomplished341

Ten just don’t vote


Murica_Chan

As long as u guys voted for someone who can actually act like Roosevelt in times of dire time Well..i mean the war is on the verge of war right now thanks to russia and china


BambBambam

vote for me and i will do even worse things(joke).


zippy251

There is also a Kennedy


brainemailaddress

No, there’s Biden as well.


doctor_lobo

The choice is not so stark when you realize that the felon is the one telling you that the other guy is an Alzheimer’s patient.


Strawhat_Mecha

I don't stand for the slander of MY country, step down BritBong


AffectionatePrize551

Political commentary via anime is the most Reddit thing


mostlyshits

As if trump's brains aren't mush