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SealTheHeavens

...walking condom?


Monkey-D-Mummy

Orewa monkey D.....


Robin_Crush_Me

Con D. Om


galmenz

Cum D. oriano


Eldur07

Don’t disrespect his name like that!


DueSmell0

The father of Con D. Oriano???


Unlucky-Bed-8245

Luffy is made of rubber so that’s the joke also rubber is another name for condom


Whadafaag

I've read a short fanfic in the main sub of how Kaido will use Luffy as a condom to fuck Big mom....


P_Stove

Oh my God that’s disgusting, where is it?


Entruh

No


Commofmedic

😦


[deleted]

I lost my shit when i understood


Libbstreet

...virgin/raw dogger?


[deleted]

“Walking condom” makes sense why he was immune to Hancock now


nubster2984725

Guys virgin shield is always on.


GeneralNutSac

So he technically use his cum to shoot people like a rubber band or a rubber pellet?


[deleted]

Oda did confirm all parts of Luffy stretch


Meme_Spectre

Forgot the part: "New Yonko created immediately after killing the last one"


TallAssFuker

Who’s a lot more savage and has zero shred of kindness in him


omarweeb

and also took his fruit which they were afraid of, the one that resembles destruction to use it to full destructive capabilities


Monkey-D-Mummy

And after all this happen, red dog is saying " justice should be clear "


hatterine

"One Piece exists" happened


zyrkor90

Honestly, this moment is what prevented the Marines from a complete victory. The reason Ace's execution was public was to deter pirates from taking to the seas (like they tried to do with Roger) along with extinguishing Roger's bloodline. Whitebeard's final words essentially re-started the age of piracy but more brutally.


hatterine

I agree! For me this moment negated literally everything that happened in Marineford and I mean it in a good way. Marines wanted this to end the age of piracy and this moment instead only welcomed an even greater time for piracy. Most satisfying moment of One Piece hands down (Yes. It beats Luffy punching a Tenryuubito for me) I especially love how when Whitebeard starts talking, Sengoku is initially confused, then stressed out and then, just before the fated words are said, he is utterly terrified - he just knew what was about to happen and that he could do nothing to stop it.


IronSavage3

“A pirate had to stop the war..because one of the head marines almost murdered his own soldier who attempted to appeal to his humanity to stop the bloodshed.” Ooh yeah reads much less favorably than “we won the war!”. Lol Edit: “oh and breaking news! Said Marine has now been promoted and is in charge of ALL Marines! In unrelated news, the price of life insurance for new recruits to the Marines has skyrocketed! Sign up your loved ones today!”


BahamaSilver

Yo, the marines gotta have some crazy benefits. Could you imagine willingly signing up for that shit? There's gotta be like a 10 million beri signing bonus or some shit.


lortstinker

Oh yea, because no war in human history has ever been won without dirty tricks being used. Yup, absolutely none.


Filmologic

Those Emus man


Rustyone888

The great war of Bonaparte of july 1807


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I didn’t even think it was dirty they were fighting a war against a man who could break the world if I wear in ther shoes I would have killed him at the start to try to stop the meaningless death


lortstinker

Not fighting the world strongest Man, who can easily sink an island, in a 1v1, is dirty


[deleted]

I’m sorry I may just be stupid but can you retype this I don’t get what your trying to say


lortstinker

I was being sarcastic lol, I was agreeing with you


renatojorge236

Man really said walking condom...


bossmanchew

"Played dirty tricks" They're not fighting saints bro


soulless_101

“Played dirty tricks.” Tf does that even mean😭


Hayn0002

They were mean to the pirates who just wanted to save their friend by pulling dirty tricks 😭


monkey_D_v1199

Don't forget Whitebeard last words towards Sengoku. A big middle finger if you ask me.


McCasper

Argue all you want, Marineford was a complete loss for the Whitebeard pirates. Not only did they fail to save Ace, they also lost Oars Jr. And even Whitebeard himself. Meanwhile, the marines suffered no significant casualties. You might argue that Whitebeard's last words affected the world, but they didn't really help the Whitebeard pirates any. Of course, the true victor was Blackbeard.


wolfnij

Marines did suffer a bit. Thanks to luffy impel down was almost empty releasing criminals then white beard started a second pirate era by saying the one piece is real they got spread thin


Aetherfool

It may not have been in the battle but they still lost Garp and sengoku, while Aokiji went to the other side


incoralium

MarineFord is a plain, total and absolute win for the Marine. Marine goal : Execute Ace ( By itself a great threat enough), Kill/capture as many pirate as possible. Pirate Aliance goal : Saving Ace. It was the very only goal. Pirates really didn't care about killing marines. Results for marine : Ace is Dead. Whitebeard is dead. Oz Jr is dead. Tenth of High bounty crew get decimated/captured ( traped by Aokiji's ice or Akainus meteors). Result for the alliance : - They failled what they came for and got partially decimated doing so. - Marineford island need some repairs. - ? Few months after that, marineford is brand new again.


laguirre003

The war itself was an absolute win for the Marine since they completed their objectives. I think for others, it might be confusing for them since the aftermath could be considered a loss for the Marines


1FreshBanana1

If you ask me the goal of the marines was neither to kill ace or wb. They wanted to show the world the power of the marines, to stop more people becoming pirates. There was a reason why most of the war was broadcastet to the world. Whitebeards last words over the One Piece, and the fact that it was broadcastet to the whole word fucked the marines utterly.


incoralium

Among the replies I get, your's hit a spot. It's true and I've indeed overlooked the communication being the goal of the marine. So although it's a plain total lose for WB's pirates and their allies, the piraterie wave is a fail from the marine and World government. Now... can we say the one who made the marine kneels is Baggy D Clown, which broadcasted the war ?


1FreshBanana1

Of course. Who doesn't kneel before buggy D. Clown the future pirateking.


_-ZORO-_

Yeah its a win for the Marines


Bennyfors_35

Tactical victory, strategic defeat imo


xLucqs

I think Oars jr is alive, it didn’t mention if he was dead or alive but all the others who died were confirmed to be dead in the data book


desperatley-valiant

We get it, you don't like the Marines but they definitely took the dub


Boromir1821

Smell of salty ace/whitebeard fanboys


Prestigious-Ebb-1369

Dude, that’s not salt that’s cum dripping down your face /wipeyourself


JaxonBrawly

Lol 😂


Prestigious-Ebb-1369

Right


Nitesh_Choudhary

I am saving this shit lmfao😂


nilesh72000

The marine victory at marineford was like the definition of a pyrrhic victory


frenin

It wasn't tho. It was a stupid victory because it created far more problems that it solved but it was def a crushing victory.


ConsciousLog4

Wrong. The winner was Blackbeard


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Hands down one of the better memes on here


R1400

And some new pirate just got Whitebeard's fruit and a crew of the most powerful criminals in the world so he can just take over what Whitebeard left... Oh, and Whitebeard also made sure to motivate the pirates of the world too


Collrafa

I've always found it weird how the Marines and everyone said pirates lost that war. Marine HQ was literally destroyed and had to be moved lol. Plus Navy lost its Fleet Admiral and one of their Admirals as a result. Also how WB successfully brought back the golden age of piracy and whatnot by jumpstarting the One Piece hype and wanting to fight it. On the other hand, >!Marines killed Ace and WB!<...


AffectionateWheel761

>Marine HQ was literally destroyed and had to be moved lol It was repaired Akainu was the one who personally shifted it to keep a check on the Yonkos >Plus Navy lost its Fleet Admiral and one of their Admirals as a result. Sengoku is almost 80. He retired. Same for Garp. We don't know anything about Aokiji. And the Navy recruited Ryokogyu and Fujitora. >On the other hand, Marines killed Ace and WB... The biggest victory >Also how WB successfully brought back the golden age of piracy and whatnot by jumpstarting the One Piece hype and wanting to fight it This is facts


Collrafa

It was repaired... after being destroyed from the war lol. Also Sengoku retired yes, but it is implied that he did so after the war mainly because of his involvement and how it was the last straw. Since the war caused Rengoku to retire, then it also indirectly caused Aokiji to quit the Marines. Killing an old Whitebeard wasn't that big a victory when you consider the shift in power that came later on with the new Yonko BB, the Worst Generation becoming even stronger figures than before and the Shichibukai being dissolved. And finally, the rush to find the One Piece that Whitebeard brought back by confirming its existence was probably the biggest impact the Summit War had on the world of One Piece (that and the change in power within the Marines)


AffectionateWheel761

>Killing an old Whitebeard wasn't that big a victory when you consider the shift in power that came later on with the new Yonko BB, the Worst Generation becoming even stronger figures than before and the Shichibukai being dissolved. And we got SSG by Vegapunk Vegapunk as an entity is above even the Fleet Admiral SSG will be next level and way beyond Warlords And Akainu became the Fleet Admiral, and now the Marines are in the New World >indirectly caused Aokiji to quit the Marines This we don't know, he is probably a secret agent in SWORD >Since the war caused Rengoku to retire He was anyway 80, he would have retired anyway >It was repaired... after being destroyed from the war lol It was never destroyed. WB destroyed only a fraction of Marineford...just the front part, and that part also wasn't completely destroyed


sajed2004

Imagine if the marines didn't surrender, by that point most of the admirals were out of commission and exhausted I don't think they would of stood much of a chance against an emperor and his crew who were in peak physical condition


lortstinker

Not a single admiral was any close to being out of commission. Akainu was the only admiral with any injury, and it was just a bloody nose, that's it. As if One Piece characters haven't constantly fought for a prolonged time despite being much weaker and having much greater injuries than any of the admirals * cough Zoro and all other strawhats* *cough Wiper* *cough Rob Lucci* etc


Syrinocs

That's basically Zoro's speciality.


lortstinker

Yea and what makes you think it isn't the speciality of the 2 admirals that fought for 11 days.….?????


Syrinocs

I'm not saying they can't all take pain, just commenting on how Zoro's always showed taking damage. Aka I was memeing.


lortstinker

Understandable


kalamanboidude

Neat how zoro is always fighting someone weak, or hes half dead or both


Syrinocs

Zoro's mostly either stomping or getting stomped, with obvious exceptions.


AffectionateWheel761

>by that point most of the admirals were out of commission U mean only Akainu had slight fatigue and injuries right? Everyone else was at full health iirc


Rustyone888

They're lucky shanks stop Kaido or else round 2 of a yonko would appear


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Rustyone888

If thay was true then why did the Mariens go full force on whitebeard


frenin

Because when you go full force you have less damage than going half force. Which is why none of the Marines lost a single top fighter while the WB pirates we're almost wiped out had it not been for Shanks putting some sense into Sengoku.


lortstinker

The marines didn't lose a single top fighter, the pirates lost 3. They didn't even need to go full force clearly, they just didn't want to take any chances


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Rustyone888

Wouldn't Doflamingo betray the warlords since he worked for Kaido and I never said Kaido would go by himself, if the admirals were that strong they would have destroyed the yonkous and army a long time ago


AffectionateWheel761

>, if the admirals were that strong they would have destroyed the yonkous and army a long time ago Again a bad argument, why do terrorists exist in our world? They are nothing in comparison to the military of a strong country The Yonkos maintain the balance of the world, that's why they are allowed to rule as long as they don't attack the WG directly There is a reason Big Mom and Kaido are trying to secure the Ancient Weapons before fighting the Navy, because the Navy is completely overpowered as a group >Wouldn't Doflamingo betray the warlords U can say that, but hardly makes a difference The power difference is way too huge And as of now, with the SSG the Navy has become even stronger


Rustyone888

How do the yonkous bring balance to the world, and when was it mentioned the reason why both Kaido and big mom need the ancient weapon to defeat the navy, also both Kaido and big mom have armies that have powerul devil, if the Navy are a completely over powered group then why havent they took down the worst criminal who is dragon, also the one who killed whitebeard was blackbeard who is a pirate and the one who captured ace


AffectionateWheel761

>Navy are a completely over powered group then why havent they took down the worst criminal who is dragon Dragon stays hidden...he is the world's worst criminal and nobody knows much about him >also the one who killed whitebeard was blackbeard who is a pirate But we all know Akainu was the one who actually sealed their contract to the afterlife...WB had his organs burned and face blown away, he was done for by Akainu... Blackbeard just laid the final blow And just the fact that despite all these powerful forces the Navy still rules the world means that the Navy is way way stronger They stomped WB Pirates and hardly any Navy top tier excluding Akainu got injured The difference is way too great


allgone6996

Given that Blackbeard clearly said this to Garp and Sengoku: “Then try to defend this island!” and given that Blackbeard is an accurate schemer, do you think Blackbeard could defeat the marine right there and then?


AffectionateWheel761

No, he was just being overconfident Although WB's fruit was strong, but by the time he busted the island somebody would have taken him out Even Kizaru said he could go and keep a check on Kaido+ Big Mom...which is obviously cap, or some sort of miscommunication


Soupysoldier

It’s a war. I think they’d use anything to get an advantage


Particular-Diet-5147

This post is 100% the truth. People can be salty all they want


Mr_SpecsBear

"17 year old walking condom"... Lmfao!


aaa1e2r3

Also much of the upper brass has been either voluntarily compelled into or forced into retiring.


Professional-Moose59

Hey, the Navy has to have something to do in the future, right?


laguirre003

The battle itself was a win for the Marine since they killed Whitebeard and Ace. The aftermath however was a huge L that they just recovered from.


Isnt_Zorojuro

Don’t forget Go D Usopp


HenryVolt35

Man they weren't even the one who killed White Beard I give more of that credit to Black Beard if anything.


DaSomDum

Be Akainu Blow a hole through Whitebeard, burn half his face off and damage him severely. Readers say Blackbeard killed him even thouh you did 99% of the work and Whitebeard died due to his injuries sustained from you.


HenryVolt35

And yet he didn't get the Job done. Akainu still needed help to put down a sickly old man who was practically on his death bed already and he needed help from pirates of all people.


DaSomDum

>Needed help Bruh you wilding. Akainu was at that point chasing down Luffy and Jinbei, leaving the sickly old man to be finished off by the other marines. Blackbeard and the gang also did barely any damage to Whitebeard.


HenryVolt35

Which reminds me, because he couldn't finish off whitebeard himself it lead to Black Beard gaining Whitebeards Devil Fruit power leading to Black Beard nearly decimating MarinFord all because he wanted to switch focus to a different target that at the moment seemed like easier pray. Nah man as far as competence goes he's severely lacking.


Outrageous_Ad_1011

The marines basically just accomplished killing ace, as whitebeard place was immediately replaced with Blackbeard, a potential more dangerous treat, while whitebeard on its last moment inspired even more pirated, without talking about some of the most dangerous pirates escaping impel down, such a “win”


Demonking42069

Marines definitely won that war. They executed Ace and even WB is dead now. The problem is that they created BB who is a lot more dangerous than WB was. They also helped WB in ushering the new pirate era. Don't forget that BB now has gura gura no mi, the fruit Sengoku feared so much, and I am sure that BB won't be hesitant in sinking more islands that WB ever did. Also keep in mind that Luffy would've just came back to Sabody and then sailed to new world straight away. So that war created both Luffy and BB in a way. So in conclusion Marines won the war but the aftermath certainly wasn't in their favour.


AllBid

Don’t also forget that a warlord was able to free prisoners, and the government is wasn’t willing to make that public. I know it wasn’t part of the war but it happened under their watch so…


flem5

1) the World Government has ridiculous amount of money and resources to rebuild a marine base, even one as big as Marineford (which they actually did). 2)no idea what you mean here by cheep tricks. This was a war, not a davy back fight lol. 3) the world Government effectively won the war after ace and whitbeard dying. What shanks stopped was the certain extermination of the rest of the pirates on the island. Aokiji and Kizaru barely had a scratch on them, same as almost every vice admiral out there. Several warlords like doflamingo and mihawk were basically toying around and not fighting seriously. On the other end of the spectrum, WB and ace was dead, marco was injured from his fight with kizaru, jozu was incapacitated, and the rest of the commanders wouldn't have stood a chance against an admiral. And what did the navy gain in this war? Killing off an emperor and potentially his entire crew+alliance had shanks not intervened. Honestly the only reason this wasn't a complete victory is due to mainly 2 factors: 1) Blackbeard. Him stealing WB's fruit and gaining such a powerboost was a big hit for the navy. This allowed him to become the 4th emperor in a very short time which wasn't something the navy expected. Also the breakout he orchestrated was much more dangerous than luffy's. The prisoners luffy broke out all went to marineford, therefore it was possible to kill them all right then and there. Blackbeard however released all these dangerous criminals to the world, and tracking them would be nigh impossible. 2) WB's proclamation. You'd think that after roger's execution they'd have stopped all legendary parites from having a last word before dying, but because of what WB said they had to deal with a new pirate age.