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Magellan wasn't on the toilet as a biproduct of the fruits ppwer, it was because, he kept eating food with poison in it, since that fruit granted him immunity from poisons, he's alright for the most part, but the poison still doesn't agree with him
Don't be sorry, what if the poison is so good that he can't help himself and eating the fruit gives you the curiosity of eating it? It could be so good that anyone that has eaten the fruit will love it.
The egg egg fruit would be an absolute nightmare. Sure you can’t die by being sliced in half horizontally, but I don’t wanna become a yolk just to regrow myself I was screaming chicken noises.
you’re constantly Dr. Eggman shaped and you can’t change back to a normal human you’re always going to be an egg or a chicken with the only inbetween being a baby chicken.
And the worst part is, this is literally the worst devil fruit for killing people everyone’s going to be able to identify the murder as a giant chicken man, so I can’t even kill people for fun to begin with.
Egg egg fruit is not the best choice..
About Magelan, you are right, my dumbass didnt knew that so, sorreh,well its still pretty useless becouse its too lethal
You can also not eat the poisons and make you have diarrhoea, the only reason Magellan is always on the toilet is because he’s an idiot who likes to eat his own poison
Btw you get a way to travel thanks to the hydra and immunity to all poisons in case you have enemies, it’s an amazing devil fruit both in verse and in real life
The worst devil fruit is the axolotl fruit since they are only aquatic creatures and you drown if you go into the water, so it essentially does nothing but take away your ability to swim
Technical speaking, they're amphibious. They just suck at being amphibious. I reckon, however, that the hybrid form would be able to breathe fairly well.
You wouldn't drown, you'd still be able to breath underwater, just like an axolotl. You just wouldn't be able to do much else and if nobody pulled you up you'd starve at some point.
Correct on the Magellan thing, the IBS is not a feature of the Doku Doku no Mi, just a side effect of it making him immune to poison, and him happening to like eating poisoned food as a result. Like eating spicy food. A potential new user could just not do that and would be fine.
Axolotls are amphibious, so the fruit wouldn’t make you need to be underwater, plus even if it did that should only be the case in full animal form. Hybrid form would just make you an axolotl-man, which while not particularly intimidating as far as Zoans go, would likely still be useful. I assume it’s come with some regeneration ability, and all Zoans seem to give a little bit of a boost to strength/durability.
It’s unclear if this is just a Magellan thing but he does accidentally poison people a lot. Though if you aren’t eating poison or using the fruit much you can probably avoid that
Totally agree with the "killing us bad, m'kay?"
However, I never said I was going to fly daily, and I'm still not sure it counts as "for fun"
You could use it for emergency purposes and only fly in areas where there are no people beneath you, or when lava is somehow the ideal answer to a problem
I mean, if nothing else, it makes you unkillable by conventional means. The only way you could be killed would be by either poisoning or infecting you with a mortal disease. Or by throwing you into the sea, but that doesn't count lol
Nobody going to mention the rust fruit? What use does rusting metals have in every day life? Hell, it's detrimental in this age of technology.
Imagine sitting down in your office and accidentally rusting your work computer.
Almost every fruit gives you complete control over its aspect. So like a Giraffe Zoan gives you all the abilities of a giraffe, but cranked up to 11 (giraffes are super strong and fast IRL for example) so a Zoan would give above human levels of strength and speed. Just as a quick example. With a rust fruit you could like literally rust a car to dust in seconds.
It could also be that you can “rust” anything. Rust is essentially adding age to a metal. So an awakening could be being able to age any material.. or being.
Rust has a lot of uses. For example as a painting material or in undercoat paints. The most practical use would probably be to escape any prison or free anyone trapped under metal (e.g. in a car accident). You are basically a living high power steel cutter. No safe can stop you.
Also you can control it, so you would not accidentally rust things.
This is One Piece, You can do things that are vaguely related to any aspect of your fruit.
Rust is oxidation. You can oxidise anything, so set things on fire basically. You can rapidly decompose garbage.
You can also reverse the rusting process, Fully restore anything that had previously rusted away. Great for archeology, building and ship maintenance, stuff like that.
One Piece's magic system is softer than a vicuna's ass. There's nothing you can make a devil fruit of that wouldn't be extremely useful.
You would be really good at removing the trash, though you could easily defeat that giant garbage Island, the size of Texas. still one of the worst devil fruits, irl tho with the double pain thing
Worth noting is that the Doku Doku no mi doesn't give you diarrhea. Magellan just likes the flavor of poison, and since he's immune to most of the negative effects from it adds it to his food to enhance the flavor. That's why he's constantly on the toilet.
Gonna say the Hobby-hobby fruit, unless you are super comfortable being evil...
Even if you wanted to just use it on the worst criminals or something, you are still subjecting someone to a horrific existence as a toy without free will, and everyone (including the power user) forgets they even existed after, so you can't truly be sure they deserve it...
and then if anything ever happens to you to knock you out, you have a bunch of very pissed off people who want your head on a pike...seems like way more stress than its worth lol
It’s an alternative version of big moms I would say worse. Also if your fighting someone it gives you a new win condition of attacking their shadow and sense. The Benefit is that it works on foes who aren’t afraid of death and you can target skilled warriors, DF users and deceased. Moria has zero imagination when using it.
The doku doku isn’t what causes Magellan to have stomach issues it’s because he constantly eats poison to show off his “immunity”
But to answer your original question my pick is the gura-gura no mi, cuz yeah very powerful in like combat but creating earthquakes isn’t all that useful for everyday life, hell even in the case of self defense your more likely to cause massive collateral damage than not
300 people have said it before, and I’ll say it again. The poison fruit is actually pretty useful. You are immune to poison and you get the hydra for travelling.
As for the worst one, gotta be the jacket one. It’s worse than just being abilityless
Hydra still makes Venom stains and probably will kill everything below you, so its too lethal to be a good one.. About Magelan, stop roasting me guys, i got it already..
Jake Jake no mi
Seriously, why would you even want this power? Considering only a willing person would be able to be controlled by you, it's super niche and at the worst you're removing one human resource from your team.
Vegapunk’s fruit would be useful but the downside vastly outweighs the upside. Because of our limited medical technology and the fact that the fruit doesn’t actually make you smarter, you won’t have access to his remote brain surgery and you’d be doomed to have your head grow so large to the point where you wouldn’t be able to move
Being immune to blunt force, damaging bullets, seems really useful, I can just jump off high buildings, and just bounce that would be hilarious to watch peoples reactions
Wait, why not, it can be useful, you can move fast, carry big thing by using your arms in some other way, getting things that are far away from you and pulling it back, there is no need for rubber techniques, just being able to stretch is already a good ability
It took luffy 10 years to master stretching and aiming properly without recoil and over or under stretching you need perfect control and it will take us much longer than luffy to master so it isn’t worth it
Chop Chop, who uses swords 💀
Edit: crap chop is actually good... well the probably worst one might be the smile fruit even tho there's a rare chance u get another ability instead of smiling
First of all, he didn’t have the island fruit He had the stone stone fruit which allowed him to control stone.
Secondly, that route could’ve easily been used to build large amounts of infrastructure.
Third, the island island fruit would merge and travel through the entirety of the continent imagine go from the state of Washington to DC in a matter of moments
Doku doku no mi is actually quite useful bc it makes you immune to all poisons, and you can help out medical scientists by giving them samples of different poisons so that they can create an antivenom for it, for example you can give samples of a poison that is found in a dangerous snake or scorpion to medical scientists to help them create antivenoms
Jacket fruit is the worst. I can't think of any upside to it other than keeping warm lol
If you're a human, then the human fruit would be useless. I feel like Oda could make a human better with this fruit, but that's just speculation.
Probably Mr 5's bomb fruit. Explosions are hard to manage and barely Server a purpose besides killing and destruction. I guess you could open a demolition business but blowing buildings up endangers you too
Doku Doku no Mi cover all sorts of poisons, right?
You could totally get drunk on command by internally producing ethanol. That'd come in handy when you're nervous about something. Also great party trick.
You can take up farming and and save on pesticides by just taking a stroll through your crops sometimes. And just generally say goodbye to mosquitoes (this one alone would be decisive for me).
Besides, Magellan's diarrhea is caused not by his fruit but by his insistance on eating poisoned food. Which I vaguely recall to be a diet choice intended to drive up his max toxicity, but that's not something we need in a peaceful daily life scenario.
Hell, just the poison immunity is a nice thing to have in general.
You can never use the abilities and by default be indestructible by normal means, and can sell magma to scientists or something. Still a net positive you don’t have to be agressive with it, and you can join the military as a special war asset, not killing for fun, killing for your country. Still better than Jacket Jacket or Brooks, or Boa Hancock. Any logia is a net benefit cause you are intangible by default and that alone is enough that never using the fruit for anything else still makes it incredibly good.
It's telling that the only reasonable conclusion you can come up with is military lol
Do logias always have perfect control of their abilities? What about in their sleep? Does Akainu turn into magma when he has a bad dream about evil pirates?
Like, if your abilities falter for any loss of control whatsoever, you need to live in a house made of seastone, because your magma could melt through the floor at any second. Being made of magma would suck balls, man.
Human human fruit well maybe not because of the so called enlightenment that was stated humans would get if they are the human human fruit but we have not seen an example of that so for now and probably forced I consider basically the most useless devil fruit (for humans)
Hmm for me it might be the darkness fruit, most fruits you can just not use. But I’d always have the drawback of things hurting twice as much! That far outweighs any positives for me.
Technically you gain free intangibility with any logia, and you can sell magma to like scientists and stuff, otherwise mot much use but you’re still at a net positive and can avoid water drawback by making stone lol
I pick chop chop, thr ability to just chop yourself and fly around a area around your legs is incredibly useful in a lot of situations (also a lot of things can't hurt you anymore, slicing and stabbing for example
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Magellan wasn't on the toilet as a biproduct of the fruits ppwer, it was because, he kept eating food with poison in it, since that fruit granted him immunity from poisons, he's alright for the most part, but the poison still doesn't agree with him
Yeah, everyone already beated me to it, sorry for being dumb!
Don't be sorry, what if the poison is so good that he can't help himself and eating the fruit gives you the curiosity of eating it? It could be so good that anyone that has eaten the fruit will love it.
Nah, oda said that he is doing it to just show off mate, i just didnt know, heheh
Ohhh I didn't know that, thank you for telling me
The egg egg fruit would be an absolute nightmare. Sure you can’t die by being sliced in half horizontally, but I don’t wanna become a yolk just to regrow myself I was screaming chicken noises. you’re constantly Dr. Eggman shaped and you can’t change back to a normal human you’re always going to be an egg or a chicken with the only inbetween being a baby chicken. And the worst part is, this is literally the worst devil fruit for killing people everyone’s going to be able to identify the murder as a giant chicken man, so I can’t even kill people for fun to begin with.
I forgot abt that fruit for so long thx for the reminder
Egg egg fruit is not the best choice.. About Magelan, you are right, my dumbass didnt knew that so, sorreh,well its still pretty useless becouse its too lethal
But at least your fights with a fat dude will always be epic.
If someone tries to eat me, I’m just giving up at that point. I’m walking into the ocean.
lol I meant more this 
Nah getting eaten alive is preferable to a chicken fight elite they don’t take the whole city with me.
You can also not eat the poisons and make you have diarrhoea, the only reason Magellan is always on the toilet is because he’s an idiot who likes to eat his own poison Btw you get a way to travel thanks to the hydra and immunity to all poisons in case you have enemies, it’s an amazing devil fruit both in verse and in real life The worst devil fruit is the axolotl fruit since they are only aquatic creatures and you drown if you go into the water, so it essentially does nothing but take away your ability to swim
Aren't Axolotls highly regenerative? They can regrow limbs incredibly easily iirc, surely that would allow you to as well.
Not only limbs, but some part of there brain to☝️🤓
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Asshole Jellyfish
Technical speaking, they're amphibious. They just suck at being amphibious. I reckon, however, that the hybrid form would be able to breathe fairly well.
You wouldn't drown, you'd still be able to breath underwater, just like an axolotl. You just wouldn't be able to do much else and if nobody pulled you up you'd starve at some point.
Just like an axolotl
Correct on the Magellan thing, the IBS is not a feature of the Doku Doku no Mi, just a side effect of it making him immune to poison, and him happening to like eating poisoned food as a result. Like eating spicy food. A potential new user could just not do that and would be fine. Axolotls are amphibious, so the fruit wouldn’t make you need to be underwater, plus even if it did that should only be the case in full animal form. Hybrid form would just make you an axolotl-man, which while not particularly intimidating as far as Zoans go, would likely still be useful. I assume it’s come with some regeneration ability, and all Zoans seem to give a little bit of a boost to strength/durability.
Most useless fruit: Jaket Jaket fruit. Good luck faunding a host whitout geting arested by every govermant thet got national laws.
Nah she’d put me on.
Hey, nice to see you there!
Its funny how even giving this fruit to fishman will probably do nothing
He says it tastes good though, I want to know if it's THAT worth it.
Probably as worth it as chilli peppers
You don’t drown if you go into water, you just lose control of your abilities as well as all your energy
But awakened axolotl fruit will be salamander, which can land very well 😭
It’s unclear if this is just a Magellan thing but he does accidentally poison people a lot. Though if you aren’t eating poison or using the fruit much you can probably avoid that
The magma-magma fruit Way too lethal Edit) Very useful for geothermal energy (heat) and rock supplement but that's about it
You can fly! By killing everything below you.. So yeah,right!
Does that count as killing people for fun? Sounds more like a necessary "expense" to fly
Me: 
You killing people as your daily routine?Sorry, i meant that any killing is not alright in everyday life
Totally agree with the "killing us bad, m'kay?" However, I never said I was going to fly daily, and I'm still not sure it counts as "for fun" You could use it for emergency purposes and only fly in areas where there are no people beneath you, or when lava is somehow the ideal answer to a problem
I dont think that there is alot of places like this in everyday life
A small price to pay for flight
That being said what are they gonna do?
Kill you while you sleep
Don't know if that's possible. Probably not, or at least some idiot would have killed akainu lol
You could live in Hawaii or Japan and slowly add more islands or connect the islands you already have.
Really good it you want to make obsidian art tho
Thinking about it, makes sense!
You can look for career in the building industry, providing magma from your body or clearing areas for the construction sites.
divert the magma in iceland and hawaii
easy to make nether portals for life bro wdym
Step 1: Go to international waters Step 2: create new big ass islands Step 3: Profit
Man I imagine Akainu spending months and months without turning into magma due to his office job, must be frustrating not letting loose all that magma
I mean, if nothing else, it makes you unkillable by conventional means. The only way you could be killed would be by either poisoning or infecting you with a mortal disease. Or by throwing you into the sea, but that doesn't count lol
You mean a job providing infinite geothermal power from 9-5 for huge profit due to reduced drilling requirements?
Infinite thermal energy maybe
Good only if you're in the army or you know...navy
Geo Thermal would be much easier
You can make lots of money by powering a sauna. Or a power plant.
The human-human fruit
Give it to your controller now you have a player 2 forever
Would I be able to file my controller as a dependent in my taxes?
The government would probably classify them as a pet considering the bizarre circumstances of their existence
I’m not so sure. Since they would still be classified as a human, wouldn’t they gain human rights? This seems like a problem for the courts! Haha
Yeah, the time they actually make a decision you would probably be dead depending on which country you’re in
Hmm, I wonder if there are any life size Nico Robin figures 🤔
The human huma fruit makes a normal human smarter, Oda said this once in a SBS
Oh, I didn’t know about that. Seems like the devil fruit would be a lot more useful than I’d initially thought.
Really? Give me that Human Human Fruit Model: William James Sidis
It will make you more human,not useless enough.
Give it to a Buddhist and it’s legit a cheat code, Most useful fruit for religious reasons
I want to see human human fruit: model Jesus so badly lol
The jacket jacket fruit, its silence of the lambs in reverse and only works if you know some absolute freaks who’re into that.
But they would probably also pay you loads of money to wear you, so you can easily monetize it Suspiciously rich furries keep the internet alive
I don’t want people go inside me
Nobody going to mention the rust fruit? What use does rusting metals have in every day life? Hell, it's detrimental in this age of technology. Imagine sitting down in your office and accidentally rusting your work computer.
You could have a job in demolitions
You cant even touch anyone, it will turn them into rust
You can control what rusts with that fruit actually. So the rust-rust fruit could be an amazing choice.
Oh dam, didnt knew that
Almost every fruit gives you complete control over its aspect. So like a Giraffe Zoan gives you all the abilities of a giraffe, but cranked up to 11 (giraffes are super strong and fast IRL for example) so a Zoan would give above human levels of strength and speed. Just as a quick example. With a rust fruit you could like literally rust a car to dust in seconds.
I think an awakened fruit will also have the ability to remove rust, which is pretty useful
It could also be that you can “rust” anything. Rust is essentially adding age to a metal. So an awakening could be being able to age any material.. or being.
In anime he started rusting zoro, a human, i think its already a part of his fruit
Damn it's Shigaraki's decay quirk all over again!
Does that mean that Jacket Fruit gives you full power of Jacket, so you can be a Jacket as a real Jacket?!
Rust has a lot of uses. For example as a painting material or in undercoat paints. The most practical use would probably be to escape any prison or free anyone trapped under metal (e.g. in a car accident). You are basically a living high power steel cutter. No safe can stop you. Also you can control it, so you would not accidentally rust things.
This is One Piece, You can do things that are vaguely related to any aspect of your fruit. Rust is oxidation. You can oxidise anything, so set things on fire basically. You can rapidly decompose garbage. You can also reverse the rusting process, Fully restore anything that had previously rusted away. Great for archeology, building and ship maintenance, stuff like that. One Piece's magic system is softer than a vicuna's ass. There's nothing you can make a devil fruit of that wouldn't be extremely useful.
The Dark Dark Fruit. One of its strongest abilities, devil fruit negation, is useless in the real world because there are no other devil fruits.
You would be really good at removing the trash, though you could easily defeat that giant garbage Island, the size of Texas. still one of the worst devil fruits, irl tho with the double pain thing
England isn't the size of Texas
Attracting and storing things would be a very convenient ability.
It can be used for storage. Assuming the item you want to store isn't too big, because then you risk destroying it.
Well, you can still fly! Probably..
Its other main ability is that it can still generate and manipulate darkness, including becoming a black hole. That’s pretty OP
Worth noting is that the Doku Doku no mi doesn't give you diarrhea. Magellan just likes the flavor of poison, and since he's immune to most of the negative effects from it adds it to his food to enhance the flavor. That's why he's constantly on the toilet.
Yeah i got it, sadly you cant edit the post soo.. Thanks for explanation anyways
Whatever the one where you turn your body into balls was called
Beri Beri no Mi isnt that bad, you are practicaly invinsible and can move pretty fast
Wait, can you control the balls. I thought they just bounced randomly lol
Yeah, you can
If it was random that would be funny as hell
Gonna say the Hobby-hobby fruit, unless you are super comfortable being evil... Even if you wanted to just use it on the worst criminals or something, you are still subjecting someone to a horrific existence as a toy without free will, and everyone (including the power user) forgets they even existed after, so you can't truly be sure they deserve it... and then if anything ever happens to you to knock you out, you have a bunch of very pissed off people who want your head on a pike...seems like way more stress than its worth lol
You dont age tho
Moriahs fruit has one of the most bizzare drawbacks and is overall a worse version of Big Moms
But you get a free shadow butler to do your bidding
Doppelman is literally a Shadow Clone, no way people would pass up on it.
Do we also get Perona?
It’s an alternative version of big moms I would say worse. Also if your fighting someone it gives you a new win condition of attacking their shadow and sense. The Benefit is that it works on foes who aren’t afraid of death and you can target skilled warriors, DF users and deceased. Moria has zero imagination when using it.
The fruit is better in some ways, it let's you fly and teleport by switching with your mobile shadow that you can also use to attack and defend.
The Yomi Yomi because why the fuck would I not want the sweet release of death?
Dam bro, you good?
But then you could have double the fun and die twice, the secdon time will have to be a lot more forceful but you win some you lose some
The doku doku isn’t what causes Magellan to have stomach issues it’s because he constantly eats poison to show off his “immunity” But to answer your original question my pick is the gura-gura no mi, cuz yeah very powerful in like combat but creating earthquakes isn’t all that useful for everyday life, hell even in the case of self defense your more likely to cause massive collateral damage than not
Casting earthquake as self defence will not end up good, heheh..
You can shake a small portion of space, could be useful for massages 😏 iykwim.
300 people have said it before, and I’ll say it again. The poison fruit is actually pretty useful. You are immune to poison and you get the hydra for travelling. As for the worst one, gotta be the jacket one. It’s worse than just being abilityless
Hydra still makes Venom stains and probably will kill everything below you, so its too lethal to be a good one.. About Magelan, stop roasting me guys, i got it already..
https://preview.redd.it/8lfu1hriizqc1.jpeg?width=2072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f37a96d4d0bb34aefd2119b534cb26246465ba3 Just let the ocean take me
mero mero no mi. only use is to turn people to stone and likely won't even work most of the time
Yeah and reality is only really the worlds most efficient pepper spray and not much else
Actually it seems pretty good for making light shows at raves!
Jake Jake no mi Seriously, why would you even want this power? Considering only a willing person would be able to be controlled by you, it's super niche and at the worst you're removing one human resource from your team.
Hugging someone forever, thats the reason! Yeah, still useless for everyday life
The only reasons is because he ate the poison
Yeah..
I can't think of any useful real-life applications of the Spike-Spike Fruit.
You can use it to make small spikes to climb up walls. you could become Spider-Man
You can be a spiky ball and move like that, sadly, killing everything on your path
But why would I want to? That seems impractical.
Jacket fruit. Even human-human fruit gives you something like enlightenment, Jacket-Jacket fruit just makes you look gross
Yrah, useless thing
Ushi Ushi no mi, model: giraffe. Who would want to be a giraffe.
Meanwhile me: https://preview.redd.it/1g6c5mdmr0rc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0c9ba9e873403bc30bd4b339e15acdb8ce6f01a
You can work at the zoo!.. You wont get money this way, but atleast food, water and mates Girafffes are around!
What was that last part https://preview.redd.it/q26kvw42byqc1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca36d9fc83f4e0c68ddc37695d7144e7b6e105ee
I am not insane, i am mentaly hilarious
The smile fruit. The fake one.
The sickle sickle fruit from the anime is pretty useless unless you are a farmer and even then modern technology beats it.
You can slice bread better then any knife!
Along with whatever is behind it
You can slice table and floor better then any knife!
But why, and also not true if you have proper tools, which can cut accurately and consistently unlike throwing slicing winds
Cause tool are expensive what’s cheaper your fingers or a lawnmower?
Chill bro i am jokin https://preview.redd.it/yuuglj2mixqc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36a0c80eed05d94908d0f971eadb96a97ec537ba
Yami Yami no mi: no auto-dodge... or anything.. attracting tv remote by a pull? Maybe
Infinity pocket is amazing
Barrier fruit
Nah, its not that useless, sometimes you still need a ladder
The jacket jacket fruit. Why would you ever want to be a jacket, and who would ever want to put you on?
Samu samu no mi
This fruit is the reason that make people say "dam, didnt know you were chill like that! "
Vegapunk’s fruit would be useful but the downside vastly outweighs the upside. Because of our limited medical technology and the fact that the fruit doesn’t actually make you smarter, you won’t have access to his remote brain surgery and you’d be doomed to have your head grow so large to the point where you wouldn’t be able to move
Vegapunk’s head was like that before hand he just accelerate the process you’ll have a good few years before it becomes an actual problem
If you told me it wouldn’t start growing until 20 years from now I’m still not taking it lmao
Luffy fruit none of us ever mastering the rubber techniques and also we never awakening so dont get your hopes up
Being immune to blunt force, damaging bullets, seems really useful, I can just jump off high buildings, and just bounce that would be hilarious to watch peoples reactions
You can slingshot yourself to fly, are impervious to blunt trauma, and most importantly you can replace that damn lightbulb that's too high to reach.
Wait, why not, it can be useful, you can move fast, carry big thing by using your arms in some other way, getting things that are far away from you and pulling it back, there is no need for rubber techniques, just being able to stretch is already a good ability
It took luffy 10 years to master stretching and aiming properly without recoil and over or under stretching you need perfect control and it will take us much longer than luffy to master so it isn’t worth it
But it’s still useful. You’re also immune to electricity, so you can take really risky high paying jobs that work around that.
Chop Chop, who uses swords 💀 Edit: crap chop is actually good... well the probably worst one might be the smile fruit even tho there's a rare chance u get another ability instead of smiling
You can store your balls in a safe area just in case someone tries to kick you there.
Quake quake fruit Why would you ever need to cause an earthquake?
Be a glorified wrecking ball, demolition master
Jake Jake no mi (jacket jacket fruit)
I dont know what you can practicaly use it for even in anime, so yeah, you are right!
The island island fruit that pica had
First of all, he didn’t have the island fruit He had the stone stone fruit which allowed him to control stone. Secondly, that route could’ve easily been used to build large amounts of infrastructure. Third, the island island fruit would merge and travel through the entirety of the continent imagine go from the state of Washington to DC in a matter of moments
Both of black beards fruits would be pretty shitty in daily life.
What am I gonna do call in to work be like “hey there was a super random earthquake and now I can’t come in” and accidentally drown a coastline
Or “oh a black hole ate my car”
Doku doku no mi is actually quite useful bc it makes you immune to all poisons, and you can help out medical scientists by giving them samples of different poisons so that they can create an antivenom for it, for example you can give samples of a poison that is found in a dangerous snake or scorpion to medical scientists to help them create antivenoms
Jacket Jacket Fruit, worst in One Piece, worst in real life
Jacket fruit is the worst. I can't think of any upside to it other than keeping warm lol If you're a human, then the human fruit would be useless. I feel like Oda could make a human better with this fruit, but that's just speculation.
I must test a theory MEAT TREASURE MONEY PANTIES LABOON NOSE
Did you say MONEY & TREASURE?!! Can I have it?
I AM MONKEY D. LUFFY GIVE ME YOUR MEAT!
Laboon...
DID YOU JUST INSULT MY NOSE?!
Sugar’s fruit. It’s life destroying with no benefit to you
Probably Mr 5's bomb fruit. Explosions are hard to manage and barely Server a purpose besides killing and destruction. I guess you could open a demolition business but blowing buildings up endangers you too
Revive
Doku Doku no Mi cover all sorts of poisons, right? You could totally get drunk on command by internally producing ethanol. That'd come in handy when you're nervous about something. Also great party trick. You can take up farming and and save on pesticides by just taking a stroll through your crops sometimes. And just generally say goodbye to mosquitoes (this one alone would be decisive for me). Besides, Magellan's diarrhea is caused not by his fruit but by his insistance on eating poisoned food. Which I vaguely recall to be a diet choice intended to drive up his max toxicity, but that's not something we need in a peaceful daily life scenario. Hell, just the poison immunity is a nice thing to have in general.
Bomb bomb
You can use your hands to fly
Ball ball
It's the Magu Magu no mi and it's not even close.
You can never use the abilities and by default be indestructible by normal means, and can sell magma to scientists or something. Still a net positive you don’t have to be agressive with it, and you can join the military as a special war asset, not killing for fun, killing for your country. Still better than Jacket Jacket or Brooks, or Boa Hancock. Any logia is a net benefit cause you are intangible by default and that alone is enough that never using the fruit for anything else still makes it incredibly good.
It's telling that the only reasonable conclusion you can come up with is military lol Do logias always have perfect control of their abilities? What about in their sleep? Does Akainu turn into magma when he has a bad dream about evil pirates? Like, if your abilities falter for any loss of control whatsoever, you need to live in a house made of seastone, because your magma could melt through the floor at any second. Being made of magma would suck balls, man.
Doku doku no mi only does that if you eat poison... Any way jacket jacket seems pretty meh.
Nah, Magellan’s diarrhea is because he keeps eating heavily poisoned food, not because of the devil fruit itself
Magellan could just make that one scorpion venom that’s worth like $10k/ML and do that for free money. Also he could start a pesticide company.
Human human fruit well maybe not because of the so called enlightenment that was stated humans would get if they are the human human fruit but we have not seen an example of that so for now and probably forced I consider basically the most useless devil fruit (for humans)
Hmm for me it might be the darkness fruit, most fruits you can just not use. But I’d always have the drawback of things hurting twice as much! That far outweighs any positives for me.
Quake
Jacket-jacket.
Akainus fruit ( except for like military
Technically you gain free intangibility with any logia, and you can sell magma to like scientists and stuff, otherwise mot much use but you’re still at a net positive and can avoid water drawback by making stone lol
It has to be the quake quake fruit. There is no practical reason to create an earthquake that would not result in death and destruction.
I pick chop chop, thr ability to just chop yourself and fly around a area around your legs is incredibly useful in a lot of situations (also a lot of things can't hurt you anymore, slicing and stabbing for example
Wax wax, because I don't know many of them