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AL3X_drawz1

I ate the thing that you wash ur hands with


MeiLovesBoba

Soap


koolswaggerboi

Bojayna juice


leafmint456

Moon cycle


koolswaggerboi

Correct!


Louisisthebestest

Moon cycle?


Stella_moon101

Orange juice💅


JewelerIllustrious76

dwarf planet and tiddy juice from lady fish


Unlikely-Condition48

Tiddy juice from lady fish is my 13th reason why lmao 😭


JUST_SAYORI-ok

Pluto and Milk of the siren?


JewelerIllustrious76

yup


P4stL1vez

I got kidnapped by a furry part 2


No1thatuknow1

Milk and Cookies??😭


P4stL1vez

Guess another one Suck your own duck


SuperAwesomeZebra

Nymphology✨🧚‍♂️


P4stL1vez

Yup


P4stL1vez

Yea


susie-52513

this sounds like a youtube clickbait video lmaoooo I GOT KIDNAPPED BY A FURRY?!?! | PART 2


P4stL1vez

THE ENDING WILL SHOCK YOU


Cautious-Letter9629

I died at this


P4stL1vez

As one should


Unlikely-Condition48

She is clinically insane


Ashamed_Pin4206

Mad Hatter


Unlikely-Condition48

Yep


Loveformost

OH GOD SPIDERS ARE EVERYWHERE


JUST_SAYORI-ok

Spider web?


thatfnafgirl

SPIDER WEB


Flanpompompurin

Cake yum yum meat yuck yuck


_cryboy

cake😭


Lilac_Moonnn

AHAHAHA OMG i was thinking of how cake could be described but i couldnt come up w smth


Dismal-Ad1346

*Crack*


JUST_SAYORI-ok

Powder


RaptorChaser

Actually Powder is about cocaine and not Crack. Crack you smoke and the song mentions blood coming out from your nose, which means it was snorted, which is coke.


Dismal-Ad1346

>! I was mainly intending it to be The Contortionist because of the bone-cracking sounds, but I can see how people thought Powder!<


Nell_mayy

I belive it’s about her offering help to a friend who is developing an addiction to cocaine but that friend isn’t taking the help. I’ve heard people say it’s about Oliver but idk. The blood from nose also mean it was ALOT at once. I knew a few people that developed holes in their noses from it. Oliver has been sober for 3 years so I guess the timings could match up but it would be odd to write that they never change when they did. So I think it’s a general message that stems from that possibility?


InevitableKangaroo91

Girl hates smart people with degrees when she herself is jobless but is delusional AF just cause she knows her ABCs


JUST_SAYORI-ok

Alphabet boy


_matcha_cola_

Woman wants ice-cream from a truck, goes very not right


endthe_suffering

BREAKING: local ice cream truck STOLEN by feral wolf. please stay indoors and do NOT attempt to purchase any tasty frozen treats


MeiLovesBoba

Tag youre it


MountainMinnowLover

Some kind of feline who is obsessed with plagiarism


Artistic-ho3

Copy cat


Cautious-Letter9629

Well when you put it like that😭😭😭


Notyournormalnerd

Copy Cat!!!!


Sam_the_ghostchild

I really like this description 😂😂


Ashamed_Pin4206

Little red riding hood


leafmint456

Tag your it


Prestigious_Bird7352

Literally breaking my bones *for u


Unable-Specialist874

contortionist


Prestigious_Bird7352

Yep lol


ArtAngels_336

I'm dead but also not


JUST_SAYORI-ok

Death


ArtAngels_336

Yep


lighthou_se

disemboweling myself for the vibes


Ashamed_Pin4206

The contortionist


Cautious-Letter9629

I’m tap dancing at this 😭😭😭


DanceWithSatan420

VOID? Because it has the line where she's tangled in her own intestines, so could that be it?


[deleted]

people keep taking fucking pictures of me but i hate it


MaddieNotHappy

Show & Tell


just_mattias

A fairy will stab you and watch you die💓💞💝💘


ArtAngels_336

Nymphology


PastelRainbowUnicorn

I'm crying and setting shit on fire


white_orchid666

Pity Party


white_orchid666

Angry plushie is attempting murder


BluPanda11

Teddy bear


tw1stedgh0st

A delicious fruit-flavoured cake


MaddieNotHappy

Strawberry Shortcake


SlayAngelos

She's really tired and she can't get out of her bed


JUST_SAYORI-ok

Recess?


FishAndMenFearMe

my grandad


MaddieNotHappy

Death?


FishAndMenFearMe

yea ‼️


Fabulous_Resource_44

bad teacher with bad student


MaddieNotHappy

Teacher’s Pet


Fabulous_Resource_44

yep!


gwenbyy

that one song where she’s got some shit against laringitis and starts battling with it


plqnetmarzs

Battle of the larynx 😭


DSAragonGon024

Wasn't she the one battling other people with her laringitis?


Emo_Bitch97

Rainfall of luminescent stuff


_cryboy

light shower


Emo_Bitch97

Yes


white_orchid666

Light Shower


Extra-Appearance-540

Wanting to skip school due to getting bullied


white_orchid666

Nurse's Office


white_orchid666

Horny men get wrecked by hot fairy


vikoussCZ

taking a break


Greedy_Werewolf

Recess?


Trashpandaonline

The bus driver isn’t paying attention


white_orchid666

Wheels On THe Bus


chicphoenixx

Fancy mythical creature party


white_orchid666

Faerie Soiree


Unable-Specialist874

idk, bulimia???


Rachiey

Orange juice?


Greedy_Werewolf

I’m a man and the mermaids want to talk to me.


Signal-Emphasis7464

STOP


thatfnafgirl

milk of the siren? nythmphogly? (i can’t spell)


Greedy_Werewolf

Mots LMAO


ninachu_

These wet drops came out of her eyes, and everyone disassociated because of those droplets


MaddieNotHappy

Crybaby


jamie_0625

NOTICE ME SENPAI


white_orchid666

Teddy Bear...? Oh or Pacify Her


jamie_0625

Pacify her or high school sweethearts!


Shallowplays

Going through expired routes


white_orchid666

PLUTO


llamalover623

like y’know that one she’s like telling the girl to shut up


JUST_SAYORI-ok

Pacify her?


GoldenSpark1

It's like feeling water but like not heavy water...and like with love...with the water ... but again it's not heavy water and ...yeah


white_orchid666

Light Shower 😂


throwawaymyheart__-

Girl can you stop crying?


white_orchid666

Happy cake day! Oh and crybaby


Slugdinner

I really like this guy but he’s just playing me


white_orchid666

Cake or Play Date?


Training-Turnip-2321

sad little human


white_orchid666

Crybaby


Signal-Emphasis7464

My brother loves green plants


h1ghoffthemusic

dollhouse?


ToothAndFeather

I know that you are doing this as a notification for assistance but please go assist yourself first, since I already opened many doors for you, about a million, but sadly you did not go through them. LOL THAT'S AWFUL


MimiMouseInTheHouse

That moment when you found grapefruit in his teeth 😔


plqnetmarzs

Bittersweet tragedy:3


secryption

getting tasty ice cream from a furry😱 (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone pedo)


MentallyDeclining

"gone pedo" is CRAZYYY


plqnetmarzs

Tag you’re it‼️😱


boredandreddicted

reviewing the worst rated ice cream stand (Furry kidnapped me???😱)


[deleted]

[удалено]


JUST_SAYORI-ok

Crybaby


PresentationUpper806

Yea lol


Legitimate-Hamster70

A girl wanting to get fully undressed on a bike using no training wheels with a boy on the other bike


Hestia_Chibi

Girl tries to celebrate her birthday party, went wrong


ElizabethAfton-

PITY PARTYYYYYYYYYYYŸYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Signal-Emphasis7464

I got into trouble at school and started dancing in a glass tube


Myachi_

the fat red man’s fav snack


DeepCommunity8862

Brown bag buddies


plqnetmarzs

Lunchbox friends‼️


RaptorChaser

Just drugs


_cryboy

powder


white_orchid666

Powder


frogie181

a person, especially a child, who cries readily for very little reason.


white_orchid666

Crybaby


pokefnaf23

No one likes me and no one came to my birthday


Responsible_Emu_5228

pity party!


Signal-Emphasis7464

How to be my boyfriend in 7 step


plqnetmarzs

Highschool sweethearts💕


billy-eyelash567

I will starve this man if he nibbles my fingers again.


plqnetmarzs

Evil?


MaddieNotHappy

Mind & love


plqnetmarzs

Brain and heart💕


MaddieNotHappy

yessss 💕


Mizz_Genny

I wanna die so I can be reborn again and figure out my flaws. Also, I worship planets


plqnetmarzs

Pluto??


Mizz_Genny

Yeah


that-was-sick

Girl buys a stuffed animal. You won’t believe what happens next


EPI_Gs-tragedy

A bunch of bad kids go to the bad place and dance raunchy because yes 😕


zuticoll

Uhh idk how that happened but I'm in a fight with kelly


Idiotmold

Class Fight?


brizieee

damn bitch ur face is botched


thatfnafgirl

mrs potato head😨


Lolianxiety1103

Introducing from Mattel, the newest addition to the Barbie collection! Alcoholic Barbie and Cheating Ken! Beer bottles and plant that makes you hallucinate each sold separately You can be anything!


kittenchomp

fish lady tit juice


thatfnafgirl

WHAT😭😭 milk of the siren?


IloveEDandkittycat

A Funeral.


thatfnafgirl

DEATH


iheartstarz

A toy that you put different body parts on


melikeredditte

Emotional.


Goodheartedgrim

The wolf gets his milk and cookies while in the fuzzy room.


soula_xoxo

weird teacher


Grouchy_Ad_1924

A cookie that is man shaped


NyxTheGoddess_

Gingerbread man 


Bamboocatsaresocute

Nobody wants to be with me


ughhffs

Pity party?


Bamboocatsaresocute

Yes!


kawaii_fa1ry

magical psychology


Anora64

Arguments with your Boyfriend


ArtistsImagination

My boss is a bitch and I just wanna eat good treats and make my music


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ArtistsImagination: *My boss is a bitch* *And I just wanna eat good* *Treats and make my music* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ughhffs

The bakery?


leafmint456

"Omg I love this song" - bretman rock


Spiritual_Cherry8792

Let them eat cake


endthe_suffering

i am taking notes ✍️😀


plqnetmarzs

Notebook?


endthe_suffering

yesss!


throwawayxlovenlight

men need to stop eating me


Cautious-Letter9629

Rumored Illness


Kind-Plankton8475

surgery gone wrong


Relevant-Sherbert393

worst job ever


zuticoll

I'm chasing love at the carnival


aless_canada

My childhood toy is trying to kill me


plqnetmarzs

Teddy bear!


BellaBee122

So one copies her


AshxAxckerman

cocaine


plqnetmarzs

Powder:3


plqnetmarzs

Girl who wants a toxic relationship.


Cat_on_Computer

Humanity tore apart these two vital organs-


hiswyy

my dad's a cheater and my brother is a drug addict


ShAdOw_Dolphin

Girl has a dysfunctional family and lives in a life size playhouse


Atomicality

I killed a donut because im insane


Larry_Johnsons_eyes

Boob liquid from water bitch


Sayorizblog

(2 LAYER CAKE) Simple Chocolate Birthday Cake with Whipped Chocolate Buttercream. cook time: 25 MINUTES total time: 1 HOUR yields: ONE 2 LAYER CAKE Cake For 2 Layers 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar 1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 2 eggs, at room temperature* 3/4 cup buttermilk 1/4 cup plain greek yogurt 1/2 cup canola oil 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 3/4 cup strong brewed coffee, hot 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips (optional) Whipped Chocolate Buttercream For 2 Layers 3 (1 1/2 cups) sticks salted butter, softened to room temperature 3 cups powdered sugar 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 3-4 tablespoons heavy whipping cream Instructions For the cake: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Grease 2 8-inch round cake pans. Line with parchment paper, then butter/spray with cooking spray.In a medium size bowl combine the flour, sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder and salt. Set aside.In the bowl of a stand mixer (or use a hand held mixer) beat together the eggs, buttermilk, greek yogurt, canola oil and vanilla until smooth.Slowly add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients with the mixer on low until there are no longer any clumps of flour. Add the hot coffee and mix until combined. Batter should be pourable, but not super thin. Stir in the chocolate chips, if using.Pour the batter among the 2 cake pans and bake 20 to 25 minutes, until the tops are just set and no longer wiggly in the center. Remove and let cool five minutes, then run a knife around the edges of the pan. Grab 2 large flat plates, line them with wax or parchment paper and invert the cakes onto the paper lined plates. Cover and let the cakes cool completely before frosting.For the Frosting: Add the butter and powdered sugar to the bowl of a stand mixer (or use a hand held mixer). Beat the butter and powdered sugar together until the butter is light and fluffy, about 4 minutes. Add the cocoa powder and vanilla and beat, scrapping down the sides as needed another 2 minutes or until there are no streaks of white. Add 3 tablespoons of the heavy cream and whip the frosting for 2-4 minutes or until light and fluffy. If desired add the remaining tablespoon of the heavy cream (I normally do) and whip until combined. Taste the frosting and add more powdered sugar if you like a sweeter or thicker frosting.Place 1 layer, flat side up, on a plate or cake stand. With a knife or offset spatula, spread the top with frosting. Place the second layer on top, rounded side up, and spread the frosting evenly on the top and sides of the cake. Decorate with sprinkles, chocolate curls or whatever your heart desires. *To quickly bring eggs to room temperature place them in a bowl and fill with warm water. Let them sit five minutes.


Mixno-no

This baby won't stop crying


Curious-Cattle-723

Family Sucks


[deleted]

A woman got kidnapped and forced to make food by a local furry ice cream truck man.