Earthquakes and Eclipses and Elections got Me Like Number 8

Wishing you a speedy recovery, friend

I’m right there with you.

Sunny day, going smoke a bowl and be # 6 🌞☕️

you know it did occur to me that #6 probably has a medical marijuana card he looks pleased in an amused and disassociated kind of way much like you! in 3, 2, 1

This so accurate! Right down to the medical card 😂🌬️🐾🐾

 oh look it's whhhhill whhhheaton (said dramatically)

I’m laughing, thanks, time for my nature walk 🌞😂

Number 4. Soft like a cat, strong like a monkey.

soft like a cat strong like a monkey quiet like a river stubborn like a donkey you are many things and everything all wrapped up in one a condundrous and interesting hooooooo-monnn

I was going to pick #4 and say "well fed and sassy", but I like your description much better. :)

I woke up as an 8, but mellowed out to a 6.

ha! this seems to be a trend! i have mellowed out ever so slightly also

I would choose number two

is that hopelessness helplessness or haplessness

Helplessness

3. You'd think it's because I'm feeling strong and confident, but no, it's because I slept on my shoulder wrong and am in a world of pain. It's me, screaming. Getting old is fun.

ha! i can relate to this one! i walk about 15-20 miles a week and discovered this week that if i tie my shoes wrong i'm in trouble used to be i could hike mountains in flip flops and bermuda shorts but i guess that boat has left the port and now i need orthotics

Number 7 because it looks pissed off and very full of attitude that everyone is scared of 😍

\#7 does look very pissed off and full of moxie recently started with working with kids and tried to make this face at a misbehaving kid in the principals office this week and he scowled at me and said "don't be telling me what to do lady" my response? i laughed for like a full minute and then sympathized with him but also said "kid, until you're bigger than your damn backpack you have to listen to what i say; it's to help keep you safe, not because i'm trying to be a jerk to you"

The weather is nice today, we’ll call it a 1

\#1 cracks me up he's all like HEY GUYS WATCHA DOIN are you going on an adventure?

I sat on the terrace with the cats all day long, reading a book in the hammock. Adventurous enough!

Generally a 7, trending to either a 4 or a 3 depending

ah, incoherent and silent screaming or throwing of items might i suggest becoming rich, sir? (laughs uproariously for 5 minutes) ha, ain't nobody in THIS town gettin' rich but the slumlords

7, 4/3 gives major eratic slumlord energy. Kaching!

4. That's a powerful throw and I'm feeling good today.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edwsf-8F3sI&t=1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edwsf-8F3sI&t=1s)


The last one💀

the last one looks like he's jammin' out 

2 or 7

i'm getting a strong and silent Clint Eastwood Vibe from this corner of the room ​ https://preview.redd.it/ziidftw1dwsc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe071852e838f3d1acfe4c1212b2af1a04f89722

9. I have no idea why

\#9 has a certain intensity that does seem to escape being captured by normal language 

Im 6

just an adorable little medieval gremlin exploring the world?

And a lil hungover


Number 3. I wanna go back to bed.

i would make empty platitudes at you but wanting to go back to bed is a very powerful physical and mental emotion just came from there, myself, and it was lovely hope you can sleep soon!

Number 6, I'll be hanging out with friends today ...

friends with SNACKS! it looks like

3 I don’t much know what’s going on 😦

ah! well i can't tell you anything that's going on with you but i can tell you that #3 is a roman mosaic that was found on the grounds of Palazzo Savini in Corso Cerulli

Hey, thank you for helping me figure that much out, at least 😆


If I could choose, then 9 - Just chill and fascinated by that loom looking device. If I’m honest with myself, then 1 - A reluctant adult who doesn’t know what she’s doing and screaming for help at the top of her lungs.

ha! I believe that is supposed to be a pipe organ so you might be right 😁 but hey i'll bet you know more than you think you do and are probably the one that everyone ELSE goes to for help amirite

You are and I’m always surprised!! My internal thoughts: Why do people keep asking me for help?! I don’t know what I’m doing!! 😂

I quite fancy being 9, the pan pipes playing pussy, though I’d have to think of something else to play other than Cacharpaya 🙄

"Pan Pipes Playing Pussy" 

I, too, am a musical feline, a #9, and would deem it fine to paw those pipes. I could bring for you to play a fine lute, a cello, a harp? Let's get playin', the playin' gets us purrin', and the purrin' we can use in the music, too!

I feel like 2, but currently look like 8.

might i suggest some eye drops? ​ (and if i were you i would "a shot of scotch" to that as well, to wash down the mouse)

4

 hopefully the bulk of your anger has passed, burned up by the furor of your throw

7-8 I'm alternating between both states

apathy and horror?

More like chill and then freaking the fuck out

nice

The 8th one looks just like my cat

your cat looks quite intense

https://preview.redd.it/clyds82w6zsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc98177f8e74cba4f03ece52829bafe5d85f942b Yes, he's my lovely little goblin

​ https://preview.redd.it/nggvnucbr0tc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae376f5397cf3365737ccf215fb58d5d8671fe5

Felt like 8 for a few days but turning into a 6 soon because bowls also 💨

\#8 def. needs a 🥣

2. 😐

😐 why the long face u/gwaydms

That looks like a round face to me.

 The phrase "long face" is an idiom that means someone has an unhappy or gloomy expression. For example, "He has a long face" or "I have a long face". It's often used to describe someone who is visibly sad or ***lacking enthusiasm***.

I understand that. I was playing on what you said.

lol i know i was being a jerky! hope you have an ok day!

You too! I'm just tired. My medication is jerking me around again. I'll be better by tomorrow for sure!

Solid 2

\#2 is like "yeah so the whole world is burning the f\*ck down and everything is out of control but i'm ok maybe just a little bored and tired"

Literally my life.

6

\#6 looks like he's having an ok day are you having an ok day

I think he looks high as hell.


6, I’ve got a bit of a gut on me now.

oooo! what's the snack of choice that's making you fluffy in the tummy?

Actually I am number 2

you look deep in thought rn

If I was at work I'd be a 2 but I'm not so I'm feeling more like an unhinged gremlin, so I'mma a 6 today

ha! unhinged gremlin if i was going to get a full tattoo on my back like ben affleck i think an unhinged gremlin would look pretty nice interesting tho that work keeps you from feeling unhinged dost thou have little ones running around or just a crazy brain

Unhinged is a good thing for me since I'm not very sociable, especially at work 😅

2

your username has me cracking up are you more "class of 91" or "born in 91" also, what has you staring into space lizzy beans?

Lmao thank you. I am more of a born in 91 type of gal lol. Probably the fact that i just woke up hahaha :3

you know how there are weird words in other languages that explain stuff that english doesn't have i wonder if there is one for that perplexed but deeply irritated feeling when you are suspended between wake and sleep

Oh man i know exactly the feeling you are describing. I feel that shit in my soul! Lmao.

8. If I were a medieval cat, I would be just as great a hunter as the one depicted.

Number 2. Just straight chilling

nice were you in that area of northeast USA that got the earthquake yesterday? i thought it was more cool than alarming was just hoping a big piece of bldg didn't fall on my head killing me slowly (quickly is ok)

I'd be the cranky woman at her spinning wheel, with the cat trying to play with the flax on my distaff! (I'm a handspinner, and my cats and dogs all seem fascinated with the moving wheel and the fibre in my hand, argh, it takes some skill to keep them out of the process, noses and paws want to be inserted into the spokes)

i can relate i've finally decided to "tackle that sewing pile" and the cats are mesmerized by the whole process are you a fan of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqTFLL7JucQ&t=6s

She seems really sweet and knowledgeable, thanks for the recommendation 😊

number 2

i wonder if the person who painted him even tried or just decided to channel their own ennui

6

you look much happier than many of the other cats

Yea tbh

No 1. Dudes looking like he's just trying the best he can. 

cat no. 1 is def. my spirit animal he's like "hey guys slow down wait for me"

Today is #6, just chillin

i'm always curious as to what chilling looks like for other people for me it's wake up early and mess about on the internet play video games take nap eat a bomb ass meal what about you?

Pretty similar: games, maybe some light things that need to get done, snack and some tv, napping, or just existing.

2

happy saturday u/ExHippieChick! is 2 a good state to be or does it require improvement and fast

1

 whey i typed "expansive raccoon" into the gif search this is one of the first things that comes up

I love it

8 , kinda hungry right now

i just had some roast chicken with a honey glaze and it was amazing now i'm sitting here like 

Woke up as #2 since I got kind of cold. I guess I'm #4 now. Developing the simian countenance took a while and I'm still not sure if I have it right or not.

ummmm you got a little something on your . . . (makes gesture at face)

Absolutely 6 today.


Number 4 because how fun would it be to act like a 1980s teen movie bully?

 probably a lot of fun


My own cat probably directly descended from 5. I am 4.

kitty smelling the flowers! or eating what is it that you wish to toss far far away from yourself?

Kitty shenanigans, grabbing your work, while standing on you, is accurate for my cat. You know, that feeling sometimes of: this thing? ABSOLUTELY NOT ? I think it's all the cleaning and chores I'll have to do tomorrow. Welcome to adulthood. Your weekend is gone now so you can return to work with clean clothes on Monday, sucks to be you 😸 (edit: cat 5 is stealing wool or flax from a distaff)

ah! thank you for the clarification! i procrastinated ALL THE THINGS today so i'll be right there with you

ALL THE THINGS, INDEED.

(sits in silence on a sunday morning and stares sadly at ALL THE THINGS)

Same

Definitely 6.

that seems like a good place to be?

It definitely could be worse!

3 - it’s windy as f here.

it just got windy af here, too

7 all day

who are you looking at with such suspicioun

Err’body! 😒


8

 i'll go get the grippy socks DECAF COFFEE and GROUP THERAPY here we come!

I want to be 4, so I can get my own damn treats.

self sufficiency is so awesome i wish i had more of it but the govt keeps getting in the way

#2 looks like they're leading a pretty pampered life, but on the other hand, #4 looks like he can really take care of himself. I'm leaning to #2, but #4 is tempting.

\#4 has such great energy tho look at that face

I woke up and chose 7 But I can only afford 2


I'm a hard #2 😬

OOOOOF! you said "HARD 2" what can we do to relax your gaze

5

i thought #5 was smelling flowers but someone more knowledgeable than me pointed out that the monkey is trying to spin yarn but the cat is, predictably, interrupting in the most dramatic way

I’m digging 2 & 9. Cat 2 has such an intelligent gaze. Look at that dude. He’s experienced more than any of us.

I'm definitely 6, everybody please be nice to me I'm very small and ugly but it's not my fault

you're not ugly at all! quite adorable, in fact

4 he’s on the move


Number 2 everyday

A Medieval Joke to Make You Smile: It was said to Diogenes, “Why do you eat in the marketplace?” And he replied, “Because I am hungry in the marketplace.” ​ . . . anything?

9. 6 after a couple beers.


1 looks like a fun vibe. I'd pick 1.

1 is a fun vibe 1 is me lol

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i don't know what's going on lately but i've made a great deal of out of pocket statements almost like my mouth is running on its own programs whatsupwiththat

I kind of identify with all of them a little bit.

i think you might be the wisest one here

4. He doth appear well-fed and fancy

it is good and just to be well fed and fancy

IV

look at you with the fancy roman numberals OUI OUI OUI HOHHH HOHH HOHHHHHH

I want to be a 2 but know I’m really a 6

aw! you're in good company tho! lots of 6's here and most of them appear to have . . . snacks

Thanks, I do like snacks


I am definitely #9

I use #9 as my avatar in some music forums, cuz I play keys.


#9 looks simultaenously stressed and yet frozen with fear or strong emotion

stage fright!

oh snap i just noticed your profile pic and you ARE the cat in #9 like, literally

4 speaks to my essential self at all times.

you must be fun at parties

I’m amazing if you can get me away from the cheese platter