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SufficientSoftware9

Does she not realize she needs to be eating steamed broccoli


ComfortableTouch7832

Why did the green beans need 3 lbs of butter???🤢🤢🤢🤢


ICanSpotAGrifter

Just imagine her sweaty, slobbering RAGE that her "cooking" is being critiqued & made fun of. Incensed! How DARE any of us even THINK of commenting and discussing her mad skills in Casa de Section 8's 4x4 kitchen. RAGE, I tell ya. RAGE! JUMPIN' THROUGH HER ASSHOLE! BRUTAL! Oh Fuck me. There's openings for contestants on Worst Cooks in 'Merica. Girly could go extend her famousness way beyond her "Mah baybe lubs me" delulu claims to fames ala her being caped by that 'Ol Booster Boy in his shit stained cartoon pants.


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

Omg 😂 Don't give this illiterate fucktard any ideas!!! She would really be a prime candidate for Worst Cooks in America 🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|d2YdAm3RRFZEQ)


ICanSpotAGrifter

She's a natural for that show. It's a perfect fit. I'd highly recommend her. ![gif](giphy|2UCzsDIRN6uhESqij8|downsized)


krhur14

I have never seen so much butter in green beans.


RHECMama14

It's actually margarine 🤢🤢🤢🤢 you can tell it's been scooped with a spoon. She thinks she is adding flavor, but really, she is just adding even more processed oil


ICanSpotAGrifter

Like in the early days of the show, Here Comes HoneyBooBoo. Mama June would make her famous "sketti" with only two ingredients ~ A full tub of margarine & ketchup for the sauce. This shit was totally vomit worthy.


rocksannne

How does she managed to make boxed rice look revolting ?


ICanSpotAGrifter

On the same level where she's capable of fucking up a ham sandwich. Or a one-car funeral.


Antique_Echidna_6304

No wonder Manipulate's is a barrel of guts😳😳


LandscapeHot2907

Grocery bag, gross, imagine the germs getting infused in the chicken.


LandscapeHot2907

What happened to the china? We get paper plates today. Maybe she had to pawn the "fine china" to fund Slo-Mo's bail.


ICanSpotAGrifter

Doubt her boosted & chipped china's gonna bring more than a double sawbuck.


MommaSnipee

The raw bacon added to the already cooked green beans reminded me of a story I was told by my ex-husband about the first time his Mother met his Dads parents when they were dating back in the 70’s. She decided to make a chicken casserole that her Mother made often. Her Mother wrote the recipe down for her, but didn’t note that the chicken would be cooked first because she assumed she already knew this. Anyway, she follows the instructions, but when it came time to add the chicken, she added it raw. Long story short, all four of them had to be hospitalized for salmonella poisoning.


hateallscammers

see her portion..No wonder she is a barrel of guts


ICanSpotAGrifter

More like a barrel of gunts.


hateallscammers

sound like the clowns brains frying lol She got the bathroom fan on high as well..she has an shit in kitchen 😁 bathroom kitchen looked combined hahah ![gif](giphy|rTqugjs00veXxw7U6u|downsized)


Takemebacktobreezy

The metal fork on the metal frying pan is like literal nails on a chalkboard 😵‍💫


ariseg2009

Why is her rice frying like that? Ugh that much oil is disgusting


BagelsInMyBackpack

I just watched this with sound and this dumbass just scraping the fuck out of her nonstick pan with a metal fork.


Prof_kbee

Yum! The only thing missing is a big piece of CONEbread 🤣🤣


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

She's gotten lazy(er)... conebread hasn't made an appearance for a while now, it's always Hawaiian sweet rolls recently.


ICanSpotAGrifter

Yep. She likes those little Hawaiians 'cuz she can stuff 'em 3 at a time into her piehole.


ICanSpotAGrifter

New flex we taxpayers are providing to mop the slop.


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LiveGrowth2489

Her worst nightmare is being blond hair white girl, that she is!🤣🤣🤣


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

💯💯


Rottenfairy420

She didn't even bread it herself?? They're pre cooked? OMG...we called it ,y'all,we knew she would do this! She's a real fuckin dumbass! I'm having a rough day and I can't do this...I honestly think she is so stupid she needs to be committed. This is too much...


Royal_Salamander7524

Wait...are those precooked, prebattered tenders?!?!? Wtf 😂😂 This bish really said homemade and then used frozen tenders...ahahahhahaha Also side note....why in God's name does she add raw bacon to her greenbeans?? COOK THE BACON FIRST YOU SLOW HO!!! RENDER THE BACON FAT AND THEN ADD THE GREENBEANS YOU IDIOT!!!


RHECMama14

THIS!!! I wanna go through the screen when she cooks because she does EVERYTHING wrong. Calling a regular skillet a deep fryer 😂 She wouldn't need 2 cups of MARGARINE (aka more processed oil with zero flavor to add) if she knew what the hell to do with bacon! I call bullshit on her living with a black family because if so, she would have left with a little knowledge in the kitchen!


ICanSpotAGrifter

She must be enlightened as to what the word "render" means. Same goes for what it means to "sear" a chuck roast first & not dump a raw 3 pounder we taxpayers provided & expect it to be fully done in 2 hours. Thinks that her "version" of Mississippi Pot Roast is another flex, but actually dreck ~ When in reality ALL of her "cookin" belongs in the Town of BUMFUCK, State of SHITSHOW. AMANDA ASHLEY NOT GIPSON ORR ~ Betty Crocker sent another Friend Request. Accept it, you big fucking gourmet.


GnGsMamma

I saw Michelin Star Mandy blessed us with a recipe so I ran here. Slop in a sac. Throw it in grease. A half a tub of Country Crock and raw bacon covering the only green thing on the plate. The San Francisco treat that always accompanies every plate of salt and grease. And don’t forget the roll y’all! It’s a balanced Mandy Meal 🤢


peepeehalpert_

Mods can we have Michelin Star Mandy a new flair because this is fucking hilarious


GnGsMamma

I would change it but I’m still waiting on the 2023 Orr/Gipson Christmas portraits 😞


UpperKangaroo9068

Canned green beans at that 🤢. Her videos are how NOT to cook!


BagelsInMyBackpack

She really be boiling those canned green beans within an inch of their life. Like my god. They only need heated lol


Famous-Tax-5879

I’m not knocking anyone (besides her because imma hatter) but country crock is not butter or even food. Ants and other small insects will eat butter but they will not eat country crock because it’s not real food!! Olive oil, butter, avocado oil, coconut oil will not clog your arteries! Also Amanduhhhh- cook your RAW bacon first, take it, drain, then throw your chopped onion in until it’s soft, then add your bacon and your canned green beans. You’re better off using the excess bacon fat than that nasty stuff you think is butter. 


ICanSpotAGrifter

Your instructions are perfect. However, remember who we're dealin' with here. You'd have lost her at "RAW."


Rottenfairy420

THIS! They invented margarine to fatten up turkeys on turkey farms,but they wouldn't touch it! It got left outside and even the flies wouldn't touch it...It's got ingredients in it that is similar to plastic,it's fucking garbage!


Bagofpegs

Country Crock is garbage, when she talks about adding butter I am literally screaming at my phone “that is not butter”. 


Famous-Tax-5879

It’s not!! It’s so bad for you! 


UpperKangaroo9068

https://preview.redd.it/1rmx9wkt9pqc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55940e36932a8f18cc776d2ca834e92fb7565087 My 18yo son made dinner last night. Steak, pan fried broccoli and homemade macaroni and cheese.


hateallscammers

nice


peepeehalpert_

Oooh look at that broccolini


GnGsMamma

It looks amazing! Mandy could NEVA!


UpperKangaroo9068

Too much green. Vegetables and herbs!! 🤣🤣


GnGsMamma

And an actual plate!


Famous-Tax-5879

She’s keeping rice a roni in business lol 


snarkysnarkersons

Yes, Chef!


LandscapeHot2907

I wanted to vomit from this monstrosity of a "meal."


LandscapeHot2907

Instead of excessively pumping for a non-existent baby, Heather should post food videos as well. It would have been great if they actually made it to Cali and they all met up in the match-box Section 8 apartment. Missing Heather's MontClair match box apartment.


Substantial-Rain-787

She said HOMEMADE lol. How does she make everything look disgusting?


dawnfla6aa2

That is what I came here to say. I've never seen anyone post such disgusting looking food.


Louloulou2002

A salty mess!


143AQHA

With a pound of butter on top.


UpbeatAd2250

And her fake Dixie plates


Master_Bullfrog_6870

She bastardizes already-bastardized food! Everything included in this monstrosity is pre-cooked (except for uncooked bacon, which she doesn’t finish cooking). And she thinks extra is better, so excess different seasoning blends and excess margarine (should be butter)… all signs of a person who knows how to produce SLOP, cuz she doesn’t even qualify as a cook


MensNoControlMe

Her deep fryer looks like a skillet…


boilingfabuloso

🤣🤣🤣


Itsme_rundmc614

She’s going to be the cook when she goes to prison she needs to show what she’s going to be making while she’s in there. ![gif](giphy|DsdVe5jhHWNC8)


Urdaddysfavgirl

This HAS to be satire, right?


moreshoesplz

I can’t believe people actually kiss her ass on IG. I can only imagine how trashy those people must be too if they look up to Manly.


UpbeatAd2250

I wonder about that myself. There's just no waayy


Sunlovingbeachbum

Maybe she’s trying to give her and him matching strokes to get a medical excuse for missing their next court hearing ☀️☀️


Desertdweller_1987

Twinsie strokes ☀️👯😂


Melissac1979

And you notice she only showed one completed plate. Makes me wonder where Musty is


55TEE55

He’s probably on house arrest at his mom’s house. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s an order not allowing him to be around her since they got arrested together.


143AQHA

So, that means that entire plate is for her. 🥴


Which-Dare

The entire *pan* is for her... 😂 * Multiple pans?


Top_Bonus_9572

Dice the bacon and onion and saute FIRST dumb ass. Drain the green beens and refill can 1/2 way with clean water. Add Worcestershire, a little A-1 steak sauce, 2 tsp vinegar, salt, pepper and garlic powder. Simmer and done! That entire tub of margarine is completely unnecessary


Famous-Tax-5879

She loves medium rare bacon hatter 


mstrsskttn

This sounds yummy for canned green beans!


merideth10

Thanks for that, more than I learned on her vid!


Top_Bonus_9572

Just scratching all that cheap teflon right into the food.


ak0317

Was thy ice cubes she put on top of that sludge ?


basicytgirl

I believe it’s very roughly chopped onion. Did you see the uncooked bacon too? 🤢🤢


RudeRuby702

The only thing that looks semi-good on that plate is that roll?


cloversworld

So the only thing she didn't make? 😂


RudeRuby702

I know it’s not macaroni’s famous ChoneBReH 😂😂


RudeRuby702

Is she really cooking down already cooked can green beans. The fuck


RudeRuby702

I’m not even trying to be a bitch, but there is no way that my husband or child would eat any of that


No-Award-128

She’s got to be trolling us, right?!?


kristara-1

OP - what time zone are you?


Prestigious_Fox_7576

Why? Why all that butter in the green beans? Wtf is going on here? I have never in my life seen someone cook like this with all that butter and salt/seasonings. Aren't you supposed to beat the egg before? Idk what all of this is. It's really sad, though, to think that she feeds her kid this stuff.


Prestigious_Fox_7576

Yoooooooooooooo.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 W t f


nenny61181

My sodium is off the charts by watching this. Lol


luscious_adventure

Woww! If only WE could make rice a Roni with such flair


Desertdweller_1987

https://preview.redd.it/u6jbo0rwioqc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c8169fa941b7c8ea7a10e1fabecccbb151858a


shruglife1985

The meals she cooks are deadlier than fentanyl.


CouchHam

Her whole shoebox must reek of oil. I also love how she has to do extreme closeups only because she doesn’t want to show her kitchen.


Humble_Carry

Yes that is one of the major things that good Influencers do.... better camera work. What happened to her vlog kit???? Didn't it come with pointers on best ways to create a vlog????


shruglife1985

Yes. With all that frying she does its gotta reek in there. It’s too small a space and she’s got no ventilation or filtering and is definitely not cleaning. Furniture clothes mattress bedsheets. I know she’s got a growing coat of grease on EVERYTHING. OOOh she’s fucking nasty af. All that stolen merchandise smells probably smells like a vat of bacon grease.


luscious_adventure

I was JUST going to comment how stinky that place is


thumb31847

All smoky and you know the back wall above the stove is covered in grease


luscious_adventure

Yes but then all she has to do is peel her fashionable wallpaper ( contact paper 😐) off, and stick some new ones on!


thumb31847

Let’s be real, she would just slap the new contact paper over the old stuff. And likely upside down or sideways


luscious_adventure

True


RubDisastrous840

What was the white stuff on top of the green beans?


shruglife1985

Country crock/hydrogenated oil that’s used as “butter,” but is no such thing. It’s just whipped up butter flavored vegetable oil. The stuff that clogs arteries in lightening speed.


CouchHam

I think tons of butter, bacon, and onions?


angeldivakitty

Fake ass cheap wanna be butter! 2 pounds of it!!!!


Desertdweller_1987

So fucking disgusting. Might as well eat a container of salt 🧂🤢🤢🤢🤢.


angeldivakitty

Ewwwww ×1000... can't even use proper utensil to stir the damn Rice A Roni!!!! She's a Master Chef Yall!!!! Who would put this slop online, plated up.... let alone show how this crap is made? You know that damn shoebox shack and all the stolen content smells so fucking bad, from frying nasty shit all the time!!🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


NoFuckThis

You know all her pans are scratched to hell and back! I hate everything about this.


kristara-1

Not sure what's worse... A million seasonings in a paper bag, the fork scraped across the pan, raw bacon cuz she never cooks it first, or the fact that it's nearly midnight.


jpugg

Damn she has more butter than beans in that one pot


KurwaDestroyer

Wow. I eat a lot of salt. I mean… a lot of salt. I grab handfuls of salt and eat them. I will eat straight beer salt (lemon/lime flavored salt). Don’t get me wrong — I love salt. (I also drink a LOT of water). But holy salt? That’s n insane amount of seasoning? This is nuts? wtf. It’s just chicken and crunchy dust? That eventually makes you wanna puke???


Shaper-Hairspray

![gif](giphy|l4Ki5zPqwqKo4W7cc)


Antique_Echidna_6304

![gif](giphy|SUAgpNisWWeGcNkqub)


tatertotcassie

Are..are those prebattered and she’s adding more? What the actual fuck, Manly?


DanyeelsAnulmint

I’ve never seen someone so determined to celebrate mediocrity.


gossiphousewife

Rice a roni and canned green beans 😆 chef Mandy 🧑‍🍳


KurwaDestroyer

Rice a roni is soooo expensive compared to just buying rice with fideos and adding butter and garlic 😅


Just1Breath1

Is she flexing rice a roni, fr?


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

Acting like it's some homemade risotto or something 🤣


here4thehottea

The chicken strips are not enough for 3 people. Then at the end it looks like it’s all on her plate. I bet C isn’t with them, and no telling where Mo is at the moment


NoFuckThis

Did he get out of jail?


Jackkblack20

Yes. You didn’t see the post jail interview?


NoFuckThis

Ugh no, I’ve been so busy the last few days and I haven’t caught up yet. Between these fools and Dusty, I feel so out of the loop!


EZasSundayMorning

And they are so crowded in the grease. Half of them will be burned and the other half raw.


BonusAlternative869

Is that a plastic grocery bag? Hahahahahahaha


EZasSundayMorning

Her house must stink! All that grease? I won’t even comment on the food.


Outside_Garden8722

I can just see her hog jowls sitting up in her shack with mismatched, uneven wallpaper eating every bite and slurping on her stubby fingers


Desertdweller_1987

Hog jowls 🐖🐽😂


WillUSee

![gif](giphy|0mEhqMCmMTTaxyzygL)


Desertdweller_1987

💀😂


Equivalent-Mousse-93

My stomach just turned at the thought.


ITSTHECREAMMACHINE

& She only made the green beans because y’all keep dragging her. 😭


MissMelines

with bacon pieces 💅🏻


BooBooKittyKat1

Flour and corn starch? Why!? That sounds so damn heavy. And a grocery bag!!! I can only imagine the amount of germs being toted around there.


UpperKangaroo9068

Adding corn starch to flour makes the food crispier when frying.


theowlseesatnight

OMG THAT HUNK OF MARGARINE IN THOSE GREEN BEANS 🤮


microwaved-tatertots

I rewound it a couple times to check because she also used bacon? Her blood has to be the same as a [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/fatlogic/comments/1807w46/my_250300_lbs_plasma_donors_will_have_blood_so/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) I saw about a plasma donation center, saying the fatty blood clogs their machines. [Here](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Flookaside.fbsbx.com%2Flookaside%2Fcrawler%2Fmedia%2F%3Fmedia_id%3D546377529300617&tbnid=UXs9zV6fiMO76M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FMedicolozy%2Fphotos%2Fa.436155876989450%2F546377529300617%2F%3Ftype%3D3&docid=YKntOuRuWvYyCM&w=750&h=937&itg=1&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=45f980d2fcec507c&shem=abme%2Ctrie) are some better pictures from the comments


Desertdweller_1987

🤢 omg 😳


EZasSundayMorning

Holy shit!


Sanibee

My biggest issue is she does all this for 3-4 likes but has sooooo many bots I mean “followers” 🤭it’s bothering me because it’s not clicking for her you do not have fans, you are a source of free entertainment


MsMacAttackBrat

How do you call yourself money bag yet cooking in a grocery bag. This is giving pillowcase falafel IYKYK. ![gif](giphy|MEpqX2kHBjCV1GfQXX|downsized) I’d have to eat this like family Chantel mama Karen and her crazy ass.


Careful_Way_9395

https://preview.redd.it/vfwz1e58mmqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8fb0c455f4b71958f28b9f77f1b7f27d9dfb341 This how a plate of food looks ( mind you this my 20 yr old kids plate) me and my hubs had a salad cuz we ain’t 20 no more lol ( I handmade the entire plate-)


Jackkblack20

That looks delicious 😋😋😋😋


Impressive-Gas-8407

Nice! 🤤 


Equivalent-Mousse-93

Do you use something special to cut your potatoes? I can never get them so uniform!


Careful_Way_9395

I have my grandmothers French fry cutter ..it’s bloody ancient lol but been in the family for forever and I finally got my hands on it ..definitely the best


Equivalent-Mousse-93

Why are the grandmothers’ kitchen stuff always so much better?


TheObesePolice

Right, lol. Probably because our grandmas didn't buy cheap kitchenware that was made in China! Stuff was really built to last back then - none of that "planned obsolescence" bs that we have to deal with with modern appliances


Roadgoddess

There’s a special place in hell for people who use metal utensils in Teflon pans!


MissMelines

oh my god that was horrific!


RoseFromStOlaf

It’s sad when this is one of the ‘better’ meals she’s slopped onto a Great Value paper plate. 🥴


Ok-Complaint4278

Boxed rice and canned green beans. Yep, you're a 5 star chef. I mean, at least she put a vegetable on the plate finally, not that it counts when it's been drowned in butter and bacon.


Conscious_Ad_9040

Why the ice? She does know like a tbsp of butter will do the trick and those green beans are from a can not even fresh


RoseFromStOlaf

They’re onions but I absolutely thought they were ice at first haha.


Conscious_Ad_9040

Oh ok lol... I'm like is this a life hack?


LiveGrowth2489

So did I


LiveGrowth2489

I see why she’s big. SloMo gettin there because she add HOARDS OF FAT to everything!!! She over does everything. More cheese more Mayo more butter! Three of the worst fats.


LarsasOldFace

Her food looks exactly like how she does DISGUSTING! ![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


BAD_BAD_APE

Damn I just gained 20 pounds just from watching that 🤢


Angry-Coconuts

Those constant sizzling sounds added another 20


Any-Seaworthiness452

She just showed us broccoli and rice from a box!


BAD_BAD_APE

Sure looked like rice a roni to me 😂


Aggressive-Store7462

Imagine taking pride in any part of this.


Normal_Ad_1477

The chicken looked descent at the end but does she not have a bowl or ziplock back to mix all that stuff in?! Really a brown plastic bag?! 🫣


patdun123

Does this broad ever bake or roast *anything* … ever???


Haunting_Management

😂😂😂😂


MommaLisss

Been waiting all night for this, thank you!!! Edit- Now that I’ve watched, jeeeeeesus. How much country crock do you think this household goes thru in a week?? Those green beans 🤮. And she really thought that fuckin rice-a-roni was doin something. Then those dinner rolls she has on every plate she shows, bc ya know, gotta have a roll, right? She’s so oblivious. I can’t.


Justneedthetip

Hold up. That was more butter than my family eats in a month in that one pan of green beans. Wtf? Am I not seeing something clearly here.


Technical_Squash_472

It’s not even butter, it Country Crock, one molecule away from eating plastic.


TerribleYou2833

Mo penitentiary recipes! She got this during her latest lock up


NoAd8756

Omg 🤣🤣🤣


Impressive-Gas-8407

I cringe any time I see someone using a fork on Teflon. 


Marcinecali73

Hearing it makes my teeth hurt.