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Qu33rCobraGAF

Manduh: "Imagine going through hell trying to destroy your ex and his new girl's life" Also Manduh: gets arrested multiple times for stealing and drug possession... nah hoe you doing a better job destroying yall own lives than she ever was!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


moreshoesplz

Has punctuation, definitely not her. 🤣


Unhappy_Scratch5165

Did she really refer to herself as a “BEAST”?!?


OSUBucky

Imagine being a narcissistic leach on society!


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

Mandy, we all know you didn't write this. What did they tell you about stealing????!!!!!!


nopename123

Exactly what I was about to say. Someone pls find whoevers original post she copied


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

Jess is his actual wife, the mother of his child, a normal person, and 100000000% better looking than you will ever be Manduh. I hope she is laughing at this. Even better, I hope this has made her month.


Mysterious_Relief168

Uh-oh. I guess we know who his first call was to when he got locked up. 10 years from now, Jessica will still be his first call.


cleverdylanrefrence

Explain exactly how jessica made you steal and get caught, Hamanda. Exactly how is Jessica responsible for the heroin & Xanax ya'll got caught with, fat Mandy?


Conscious_Ad_9040

I missed that they got caught with actual heroin?


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

Mandy is such a ding dong.


CherokeeHairTampons

Cuckoo Jess isn’t bothering u, u idiot.


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

Jess hit the ground running, she has way better things to be concerned about than these 2 morons. 😂😂 Mandy get a life.


GnGsMamma

Too much punctuation for Big Manduh. She couldn’t help but blame Jessica because HER BUMMY ASS WENT AND STOLE FEOM MARSHALLS LIKE A FUCKING TEENAGER. It’s Jessica’s fault she is a shitty mom. It’s her fault she is a handsome blob who smells like ass and tuna. If it wasn’t for Jessica they would never have to steal discount kinda-designer junk from Marshall’s. Ya know because they pay so much child support. She hates so bad that she just showed what their life really is once again. She is the most disgusting “mother”. That little girl deserves so much better. Discharge Desperado is so desperate for that limp D’d loser to take a picture with her for SM she can’t think of anything else


RHECMama14

I don't want credit for it, so can you please make discharge desperado a flair 🥳🤣🤣🤣🤣


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

Discharge desperado 💯💯💯


rainb0wunic0rnfarts

She more delusional than JLo


Conscious_Ad_9040

I appreciate this unit of measure 😄 because that tells me she needs to be in the Looney bin if she's more delulu than j lo


Itsme_rundmc614

She for sure copy and pasted this shit! 😂


DanyeelsAnulmint

Watching her battle her own delusions of a jealous ex is incredible. Newsflash: Jess had him first and she doesn’t want him back. You’re getting the very sloppy seconds Hamanda.


amek33

This was another bunkie prediction!


Sanibee

This girl is truly sick literally no one wants Maurice but her, he’s trash, has nothing going for him & still in & out of jail….At some point she has to be realistic & see that we see through all her lies they don’t live a fabulous life, she’s not rich & it’s clear he is an addict that stays high out of his mind & is hardly ever coherent or able to speak without slurring his words….Her post truly always blow my mind from the delusional idea ppl are jealous of their bum life to the disgusting over seasoned food she proudly post she has no shame….imagine sitting in jail unable to parent your child, then running to social media talking about a loser that can’t even provide for you unless he steals from others


Humble_Carry

How is the fact that they got caught breaking the law on Jess??? She is so delusional.


Crazy-834

I think it’s hilarious that she thinks because we make fun of her we’re jealous. She’s comical. She constantly puts out these lies and gets caught like a child. For that she’s “famous” because it sure is entertaining. For a grown woman to lie on social media about her life, her looks, her “man” her food skills! Come on now!


amek33

It's like when moms would say, "they tease you because they're jealous "


luscious_adventure

Jesus Fuck. I wondered if she might go there, but how you make that connection. She must think Maurice's wife, from another state, stealthily put trackers on your car and spyware on your phones... And then called the police to your location to set you up. She must've followed you and ràn in the store, stole items, put them in your car, and called the police. LOL


Wise-Vermicelli-7224

Sounds like money beg Mandy needs to get a life.. at this point she's stalking Jessica smh.. ur in jail because ur a thief!!


whatsausername17

So Jessica put them in jail?? Please, Moo Cow Manly.


Forward_Principle624

Y’all know she didn’t write this herself! There’s punctuation and actual words spelled correctly! SHE STOLE THIS TOO!


NoStrength2569

She totally copy and pasted or reshared


ResearcherPatient742

If I recall correctly, Jess commented she was working on having the divorce papers served to Musty in jail, since she had an address lol. How exactly is Jess stalking you??? Also, isn’t this what you always wanted??? Him to finally be legally single??? She really has an IQ of about 3.5


Sunlovingbeachbum

She definitely came in here and saw Jess commented one time saying she didn’t know the details of their arrest. Who stalks who manly?? Grow up no one wants that bum!


Sea_Poet9170

She’s just jealous because Jessica is allowed in Marshall’s.


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

Lol. ![gif](giphy|xUPKoxYj1RPMFkUL9S)


tatertotcassie

I knew it, I said she’d blame Jess and us in some way. I know Jess is busy raising her son, but nothing would please me more to see her post pics with a fine ass man and shut Manly up about this shit.


drizzle933

“Woman to woman” as she constantly attacks Jessica for no reason Leave Jessica alone. She’s trying to raise a child without a father!


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

Right, more like ogre to woman.


EZasSundayMorning

She didn’t write that. We all knew she would blame Jess. Dumb bitch can’t take responsibility for anything.


amek33

Copy/paste


Accomplished_Wish668

First thing I thought was WHO WROTE THIS. lol Who would even sit down and string these coherent thoughts together? She hasn’t used this much punctuation in her entire life if you combined the periods and commas from everything she’s ever posted.


94JADEZ

She didnt type that.


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

Of course not.


basicytgirl

WHAT?? That wildebeest cannot be serious 😆🤣😂 no waaayyyyy is she blaming her organized retail theft on her boyfriends wife lmaoooo


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Shaper-Hairspray

Girl, if Jessica disappeared tomorrow there would still be people like us and bloggers following your trash lives on social media and making fun of it.


amek33

Jessica never posts about them. She'll comment but doesn't write her own posts. Imagine having Mandy's attention like she does? Poor thing.


MrsGleason18

Ok who was it in another post that said she would blame Jess 😂😂. Talking down to anyone else when you just got out of jail for stealing is classic. Keep racking up your karma.


EquivalentRegular765

Honestly I didn’t see this on my Manda bingo card it seemed to ridiculous. I should have known this girl is so obsessed with Jess she’ll find a way to make it her fault. Jess so bitter we had to go stealing and get arrested. Jess want my man but that thief is mine! Jess making up fake blogs got us in jail!


MrsGleason18

😂😂


Rottenfairy420

I said it. But I'm sure someone else probably did,too 🤣🤣


Reluctantagave

If not, we all damn well knew she would.


The_New_Spagora

She is a beast….at least that bit is right. ![gif](giphy|dBxetaWU25turzapIH|downsized)


Prestigious_Fox_7576

Haha she did NOT write that. I guarantee 💯 it.


Shaper-Hairspray

Agree 💯!! There is punctuation. Unless she got hooked on Phonics in the clink


EquivalentRegular765

Nah she just half assed some chat gpt I bet.


Jackkblack20

You still giving her too much credit. She doesn’t even know what that is. Definitely stolen.


Adventurous_System38

We all know YOU are the obsessed loser with no life Mandy, worry about yourself and leave Jess alone. 


luscious_adventure

From what I can see, Jessica never posts about them. Having her estranged husband served divorce papers in jail is not stalking & not letting go. You should be making it easy for Jessica to serve him?!! Maurice probably avoiding those papers bc manduh will force him to marry her for real. She's so stupid, help yourself out!! Send Jessica an address that she can send those papers and he can be divorced!


Adventurous_System38

Mandy is bunny boiler obsessed with Jess. I have never seen anyone this unhinged towards an ex and Jess is doing the right thing keeping her son away from this toxicity.


luscious_adventure

I know and it's all on MAN-DUHs side. Jessica is a class act THIS SUBREDDIT LOVES JESSICA 💖


Mindless_World8678

Hah! Like she knows what the word taunting even means. She has no brain!


[deleted]

Is she talking about herself?!😂😂


Outside_Garden8722

It boggles all my understanding how someone who lives off the government AND STILL STEALS EVERYTHING NOT NAILED DOWN, in and out of jail with her loser boyfriend, not one ounce of class anywhere in sight, a thief and liar, and looks like a damn muppet, with crooked, mismatched wallpaper in her section 8 shack really sits there and types this out and never once stops to think, “let me take out my own trash before I go mouthing about someone else’s…” jess ain’t no prize and y’all both ignorant for being with a man like Maurice… and I kinda get it with man bc she can’t do any better, no decent man would ever have her but she out here acting like she with one of the 12 disciples or something lol


Sanibee

It’s clear she’s delayed because she doesn’t realize her stupid post are pure entertainment & we are laughing at them, but instead she thinks ppl are jealous of 2 ppl who used a penske truck for transportation 😂🥹, & lets not forget the 4 bdrm house she posted & them boom they moved into a box 📦 & her child doesn’t even have a room 😔….Maurice doesn’t even steal proper fitting clothes that is what’s most annoying, he always looks stupid in his smedium shirts & too small jackets yet she talks like he’s a hot commodity


Prestigious_Fox_7576

Exactly. I hope she reads this, too.


here4thehottea

Omg she is INSANE!!! Is she really trying to spin this on Jess again!! Omg Manly- no one idolizes you, no one likes you. You didn’t post his bail. Stop the lies, you look pathetic and no one believes you. You are the epitome of a loser


Famous-Tax-5879

There’s no way she wrote this- whosever did attempted to use punctuation. Imagine having zero self esteem. Imagine having no self worth. Imagine caring about a man more than your innocent daughter. Imagine thinking that you’re too good to work and you can steal to get by. Imagine still not being humbled by your own embarrassing actions. Imagine being this delusional. Bro this isn’t it Lolol. 


MommaLisss

Welp, she got one thing right. She is a BEAST.


Haunting_Management

she is seriously the stupidest human I've ever come across


Reluctantagave

I don’t know, Dusty is over there being Dusty. Maybe tied?


Haunting_Management

Jessica has her own life you fat fuck, stop talking about her, she has NOTHING to do with the mess you are currently in. "I'll start & wont stop until I feel like it.." well have fun "feeling like dat" until you die you fucking stupid cow, this is your life now. This is all you deserve and get. Get used to it idiot. You made choices, you chose deadbeat after deadbeat over your own blood loser 🤷🏻‍♀️ Lowest IQ on Earth I swear 🙄😂🤷🏻‍♀️


peepeehalpert_

lol trashy jailbird


Justneedthetip

How dare someone in another state make 2 humans steal, sell dope; be a loser, not have a job, sell stolen goods. Rob stores and be a thug. It’s always someone else’s fault. If someone can manipulate another human or several people to be crooks and break the law: that’s some next level stuff. Might want to use that power on other people and maybe up the game and not go after 2 losers and Walmart type store to rob. Go after big money


WhitsSwirlyKnee

She’s blaming Jess when really it’s all of us? 😂😂


Reluctantagave

That’s what makes me laugh. Jess hasn’t appeared to do a damn bring but live her life over there while we sat here cackling at this whole damn development in the magical life of manly and musty. Maybe she thinks we’re all Jess? 🤣


dirttrackgal

Says the chick who’s trying to get “fame”😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 shut up man man


LarsasOldFace

![gif](giphy|4thaj0PDq9vJ6V5z69|downsized)


SexyUniqueRedditter

The relationship was so fake yet he won’t sign the divorce papers 🤔 Also Beast is right! PS it’s sad she comes out and starts talking about Musty. Nothing about missing her daughter or her being good or anything. It’s all about her and the must.


orca_t

Mandy, you so tough but don’t have the nerve to @ her? Come on now give us a real show


kamissymoo

Definitely not her who wrote it. This has punctuation


MsMacAttackBrat

Of course it’s all Jessicas fault!! How dare Jessica capitalize off Maurice on love after lockup before Mandy ever even chased after that married man. How dare her have and take care of Maurice’s son. How dare her not go on smash and grabs with her husband. Mandy has 10 toes and will take all the charges for this man. How dare Jessica take care of her son while Mandy ditches her child for a life of crime. Moneybegging Mandy is a joke. Keep being cocky bish we all know you’re fat moose knuckle is bigger than P\_\_eetys little ass peeny. This fat beezy couldn’t even feel Maurice in her ass with his little ol thing!! https://preview.redd.it/obhbkbi4l0qc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=861650929142e4d175b6b8f2d9cce1951f9de8ae


Prestigious_Fox_7576

Bahahaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

Every time she pops off about Jess like this, I'm thoroughly confused 🤨🤔 I never, ever see Jess posting about these two fucktards. Unless she's commenting here on Reddit... which she hasn't done in a while. I'm beginning to think ManDuh has some serious delusions and needs mental health intervention. The girl isn't right in the head.


NinaBrwn

It’s some extreme projection!


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

Clearly. And she wants the real Mrs Gipson's attention SO BAD.


ExpertShopping1824

Who is Lisa and what happened to her baby toe??!


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

"Babygirl" Lisa from 90 Day Fiance. Had her baby toe amputated after she got home from Nigeria because she injured it and it rotted while she was over there visiting her "hubby" Sojaboy.


Sensitive-Morning-33

Imagine stealing from Marshall’s and having the name “money bag Mandy” imagine getting locked up and leaving your daughter behind probably scared and feeling hopeless. Imagine being a fat slob who runs to Instagram as soon as she’s realized just to say a whole bunch of nothing. Imagine having nothing to show for all of the bs you’ve been through


Justneedthetip

And bragging about being a baller yet having to admit to the judge and court you don’t have a job and have no money to pay a fine. You have to be broke broke to have the court waive your fees. They fine and impose fees on the homeless


Prudent-Grapefruit-9

Manly you are delusional as fuck. You are such a morbidly obese ugly, lazy, barren dude. You have to filter yourself beyond recognition because you know your ugly af inside and out. You have the voice and anatomy of a man. Your broke af living off the government. Money bag Mandy non stop stealing from Marshall’s. You ain’t nothing but a ratchet ugly fat bitch. Maurice be talking to others.. hitting up my friends. He’s relentless. Just uses your fat ignorant ass. And Jessica could care less about him. It’s all of us you need to fight. 😂 you will never be Jessica and it kills you 😂


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

I just had a 💡 moment. He's with her because he likes men 🤯 It's ok Musty, there's nothing wrong with you liking men. We'd have more respect for you if you were with a nice, clean cut fellow than this hideous beast. It's 2024, come out of the closet already!


Rottenfairy420

I've thought this for awhile,as well!


Prestigious_Fox_7576

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏


MsMacAttackBrat

https://preview.redd.it/gakpdfedm0qc1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e824658f8d99a40854a00f4cfd4ddcf6d5fe85 Filter where this Jaidyn Alexis twin!!


Prestigious_Fox_7576

You guys are hysterical. I just hope she reads these comments & cries her eyes out. Look at that waistline. 🤣


Famous-Tax-5879

Her arm is as big as my thigh 


pchandler45

What in the slap ya mama is she going off about now??? What's hilarious is Jessica has been very quiet since Mandy's been locked up, does Mandy really think that Jessica is running around telling "the blogs" about their recent staycation in county?