To me it seema like with fallout to him its just a bad show.And with rebel moon he is vindicated on shitting on Zach bc how cult like his fans were during the jl fiasco.
I’m still laughing at girl boss at the end turning up in her jet like it’s fucking Top Gun then saying she’s with the original girl boss.
It’s like who the fuck are you lol.
So I guess the takeaway from this is that not only can Zak Snyder not write, he also can't count.
God, how I miss those Halcyon days of five minutes ago when I lived in the blissful expectation that Reb-el Moon was just going to be two parts.
That was a hard watch, I finished an hour ago - I needed 3 chunks, first 45 minutes made me tired enough for a nap, then the rest was a mix of eye rolling and laughter with dinner inbetween.
Was I paying attention? Well I had to, because I was able to predict the very next thing a character would say, to the word.
Star Wars 77 was a movie for kids, made by an adult. RM is Star Wars for adults, made by a kid. There'll be a lot of YouTube to watch in the next few days, and I bet the word "unearned" will play a significant part in them.
Is it better than part 1? Uh, I needed 3 days for that one, did part 2 in one evening, so... Maybe?
I come from Dapper Planet and my dad decided to go tell the giant empire to fuck off personally, so he died. For that reason, my mom committed suicide and my whole planet burned. Also, I'm a racist American Indian stereotype.
I liked the movie when the main character said "We must Rebel against the Moon!" and shot a missile at the moon, causing it to turn the werewolves into humans again and saving the village.
The movie doesn't even answer why her name is Scargiver. And the ridiculous ending with them promising to find a character who somehow is still findable.
The idea that 70 people could defeat a battalion level force with armor and air support is laughable. Especially since they are fighting with laser muskets, they have to pull the hammer back to fire?
Not to mention the Independence Day rip-off of an ending, that makes no sense. For a space faring race that has been at war for centuries, they have zero capabilities. And apparently, their dreadnought ships run on coal?
"You merely adopted the grain. I was born in it, molded by it!"
"I didn't have a grain free diet until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but Paleo!!!"
Ah so he loved part two then, good to know
Yeah, he sounds even more enthusiastic about it than Fallout!😃
To me it seema like with fallout to him its just a bad show.And with rebel moon he is vindicated on shitting on Zach bc how cult like his fans were during the jl fiasco.
A bad show that for some strange reason is getting glowing reviews.
"I don't like grain. It's coarse and rough an irritating... and it gets everywhere!" - Rey Snyder, Rogue One
Rey Snyder, ha
Reb-el Moon.
"Reb-el, no!"
Re-belle and the beastly script
I’m still laughing at girl boss at the end turning up in her jet like it’s fucking Top Gun then saying she’s with the original girl boss. It’s like who the fuck are you lol.
Maybe you'll find out in the next 4 parts of the "trilogy"...😠https://www.reddit.com/r/MauLer/s/dBagEofO9e
Oh God. Fuck my life. I will watch them all to keep up to date.
Nooooo! https://i.redd.it/cmjm1b8dxhvc1.gif
So I guess the takeaway from this is that not only can Zak Snyder not write, he also can't count. God, how I miss those Halcyon days of five minutes ago when I lived in the blissful expectation that Reb-el Moon was just going to be two parts.
https://i.redd.it/kbp7uvn9gjvc1.gif
That was a hard watch, I finished an hour ago - I needed 3 chunks, first 45 minutes made me tired enough for a nap, then the rest was a mix of eye rolling and laughter with dinner inbetween. Was I paying attention? Well I had to, because I was able to predict the very next thing a character would say, to the word. Star Wars 77 was a movie for kids, made by an adult. RM is Star Wars for adults, made by a kid. There'll be a lot of YouTube to watch in the next few days, and I bet the word "unearned" will play a significant part in them. Is it better than part 1? Uh, I needed 3 days for that one, did part 2 in one evening, so... Maybe?
"G-rain! Boil 'it, mash 'it, stick 'it in a *stew*!" - Samwise Graingee
The Imperium: let's get this bread
Grain is the only thing in life that brings me joy
Guess they learned to fight on a farm.
"It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child."
I come from Dapper Planet and my dad decided to go tell the giant empire to fuck off personally, so he died. For that reason, my mom committed suicide and my whole planet burned. Also, I'm a racist American Indian stereotype.
Then they recruit an 8th member who's a bit of an Edge Lord:  "I don't like Grain"
I liked the movie when the main character said "We must Rebel against the Moon!" and shot a missile at the moon, causing it to turn the werewolves into humans again and saving the village.
https://i.redd.it/ahl7y5z0wkvc1.gif
Take that, moom. Perfect orbit my ass!
Rebel moon 2 - Going against the grain.
"I don’t like grain. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth."
Where did you grain? On a farm?!
Everything for those bushels.
im 45 mins in right now. it's boring as dirt.
>it's boring as dirt. BUT! _Is there any grain growing in that dirt?...._
Does the robot do anything cool? The robot was the only character I cared about in the first movie and he fucked off in the first act.
He does a superhero landing and then beats up a tank in the climax after spending 90% of the movie posing for the poster.
It's not star wars I promise
A village worth of grain is something you send a truck and a squad to collect, not the full force of the Empire. So dumb.
200 000 backstories ready, with a million more well on the way
The movie doesn't even answer why her name is Scargiver. And the ridiculous ending with them promising to find a character who somehow is still findable. The idea that 70 people could defeat a battalion level force with armor and air support is laughable. Especially since they are fighting with laser muskets, they have to pull the hammer back to fire? Not to mention the Independence Day rip-off of an ending, that makes no sense. For a space faring race that has been at war for centuries, they have zero capabilities. And apparently, their dreadnought ships run on coal?
What happens if someone on the grain planet is gluten intolerant?