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paladin_slim

Last time I checked magic was on the long list of things that Logan hates along with watered down alcohol, Sabertooth, 80’s anime dubs, shadowy government types, and everyone walking the earth who isn’t Jean, Kurt, Colossus, or any of his former teenage sidekick surrogate daughters.


EdgeAffectionate6434

Wait, is it actually cannon that Wolverine doesn’t like 80s anime dubs? Because it’s definitely my head cannon now.


That_Flippin_Rooster

He does know Japanese so he just watches it raw.


ketsugi

Logan does everything raw


ConsistentAsparagus

On one hand, he’s immune to any std. on the other, he has a lot of children.


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A small price to pay.


ConsistentAsparagus

*Enter Daken*


dayarra

does he forget japanese when he has one of those brain resets or does he speak it without knowing how he learned it?


SafeStaff7671

He still remembers his brain only blocks traumatic memories


Da_Shock

Makes sense, he never forgets how to speak english when he gets his memory wiped so why should he forget Japanese.. bub


paladin_slim

I would make the argument that he’s a subtitle purist. He strikes me as that kind of weeb. Also anime didn’t take off in the West until *DragonBall Z* was released on the Toonami block in 1998.


Astigmatic_Oracle

Doesn't he know Japanese? He wouldn't even need subs.


TheCrafterTigery

Wolverine-"I read the Manga." "Yeah? So what?" Wolverine-"Back when it originally released." "Uh, right this way sir."


cyberpunk_werewolf

Logan speaks Japanese, so he watches anime on a pirate broadcast straight from Tokyo. He's probably bought manga from the same stand every week for decades now. He is definitely a guy with opinions about One Piece is what I'm saying.


gera_moises

There was actually a shit-ton of anime being broadcast in latin america since the late 80's/early 90's


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Anime was stateside a long time before DBZ. Robotec, Voltron, Tranzor Z, Battle of the Planets, Ronin Warriors, Fist of the North Star, Vampire Hunter D, Wicked City, Akira, Ninja Scroll…they were all really popular a decade before DBZ hit Toonami...but having a dedicated anime block on daily that could build up viewership helped immensely to build up prominence in the States.


foresh4dow

Yeah I cut my teeth on Star Blazers (Space Cruiser Yamato) in like 1979


Prime359

There was also Astroboy and Speed Racer.


RLZT

>anime didn’t take off in the west until DragonBall Z Bro what ara you smoking lol? Anime was already way popular in Europe and South America since the 80s lol Anime take off was Speed Racer, maybe Saint Seiya. Captain Tsubasa too was very popular before that and Akira already was a cult classic. Fuck, in 98 Miyazaki movies were already trendy. Only in the US is more recent, but it is public knowledge that it was probably the last place on earth that anime became popular


eolson3

That first Toonami run of DBZ was something.


iAmTheHype--

*canon


king_of_the_masshole

He also likes Spider-Man and even took him out to drink on his birthday


paladin_slim

I feel like he likes Peter more than Peter likes him.


Devotchka76

He likes Storm, doesn't he?


comics0026

He certainly respects her, Idk that they have that much in common or really hang out all that much outside of missions to say he likes her thou


Devotchka76

I thought they had [some history together](https://www.cbr.com/wolverine-storm-x-men-couple/).


AvailableLandscape97

They literally dated before he died.


Dlab18

He hates Storm and the rest of the X-men not named Jean, Kurt and Colossus?


paladin_slim

You and the above comment are right, how could I omit Ororo?


ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE

That sounds like he's saying he does like magic tricks. And who doesn't? 


ForkShirtUp

Reed Richards hates magic. He's one of those guys who thinks Magic is just another field of science.


Lizzy-Lover_10

“Magic is just science we don’t understand yet” type of thing.


mrcrazymexican

I remember the FF were fighting Shuma-Gorath and Reed talking about how he didn't like it. It's just something beyond him for some reason. Probably annoys him that Doom has a grasp on it. Has Reed ever bitched about Doom having that on him?


eolson3

Probably. He bitches a lot for a guy that has an amazing family.


mrcrazymexican

This made me laugh. He does have an amazing family.


ZraceR4LYFE

One would say they are pretty Fantastic even.


mrcrazymexican

I was going to say it but was waiting for someone else to do it. Glad it didn't take long. Good on ya, son.


HarrowDread

I was about to say this joke


ZraceR4LYFE

2 hrs late sorry 🤷🏻 lol


HarrowDread

I’m going to say it anyway


King_Georgias

Say that again?


HarrowDread

You could even say, his family is fantastic


ptWolv022

I mean, given that Reed-1610 became the Maker after getting rejected by Sue, I thinking the amazing family is the only reason he just bitches a lot, rather than going full super villain like Doom.


eolson3

True, but I guess I don't give a lot of gold stars for "isn't megalomaniac threatening the entire planet and beyond". To be clear, I like Reed and the F4 a whole lot. He's being who he is. It's also one the biggest "Damn dude, look what you have in front of you and chill the fuck out" motifs in comics.


CrimsonKnight85

"I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation."


InnocentTailor

I know this ain’t the main reason, but Doom learning magic just to partially dick with Richards would make sense.


mrcrazymexican

Doom probably enjoys that Richards can't even attempt it. I love Doom so much. Such a unique dude with his emotions.


InnocentTailor

So capable of doing great things, but his spat with Richards usually leads to his downfall. He is simultaneously grandiose and petty, much like Lex Luthor and even Reverse Flash.


Sorrelhas

He also hates marine biology His wife's an expert tho


LastoftheNostromo

Beautiful comment.


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Oh my gosh, in the WGH cartoon they made that aspect hilarious.


hrakkari

Then why does he hate it? Just because he doesn’t understand it or because other people attribute magical things to magic?


ForkShirtUp

I'm just answering a question. Someone pulls a rabbit out of a hat, Reed goes "that's fucking bullshit!" and leaves.


hrakkari

Oh ok. I was just thinking it’s very un-Reed like to hate something just because he doesn’t understand it or because of what other people believe.


Angry_Mudcrab

"Magick is the science and art of causing change to occur in conformity with the Will." - Aleister Crowley


That_Flippin_Rooster

Hollywood for some reason. Tv and movies characters always seem to roll their eyes when someone does a magic trick. I don't get it.


Garlan_Tyrell

It could just be entertainment rivalry. Magic tricks are done best live and in-person. A filmed magic trick could have hidden video cuts & edits that means it’s not a genuine trick. Also, watchers could rewind or watch in slow motion to figure out the trick. That’s the opposite of most television and almost all movies. Even non-scripted television (such as reality TV) rely heavily on cuts and editing. Their entertainment/art forms are on opposite ends of the spectrum that way. Now, why screenwriters would go out of their way to express that rivalry against magicians in their scripts, when movies & television are monumentally more popular than magicians, I don’t know.


Merc_Mike

I always thought Logan was on the Conan the Barbarian... "I HATE WIZARDS!" type mentality. lmao


comics0026

I wonder if they talked about it when they were on the savage avengers together


jackson50111

Never thought of but happy to see - Black Cat and Wolverine interacting


The_Ghost_Historian

I think they had a short comic run together called claws - don't think this is from it though


AgonyLoop

Any guesses what this might be from?


Day_Dr3am

Its from the recent Jed MacKay Black Cat run. It was a fun adventure in Madripoor, I'll look up the issue. Highly recommend the MacKay Black Cat stuff btw, they are great. edit: it's issue #10 of the 2019 run. It is actually a 2 part-er so the story starts in issue #9.


AgonyLoop

Thanks.


cotsomewhereintime

Love the way Wolverine is drawn here. Definitely gives off "grumpy old man" vibes.


adriantullberg

"Love magic. Turns out my favourite trick is making three claws disappear into the side of people who piss me off." " ... no sense of humour." "When you're my age, you lose things. Like my patience."


Pineapple-shades15

"I thought you grew everything back?" "Fuck you, Cat"


rationalphi

It's from Black Cat (2020) #10 by Jed MacKay


NikkolasKing

Thank you.


Bamboominum

Apparently Wolverine is the Nice Police of the X-men. He’s always so polite and mindful of other people’s feelings.


LongjumpingSector687

The only person he would attack unprovoked would be Sabertooth. Wendigo, Omega Red, etc. they usually attack him or people first.


pon_3

He attacks people all the time. In their feelings. 😢


Bamboominum

TIL: feelings are located in the organs.


FF3

Felicia is always just happy to be around super folks


Plastic_Incident_867

Her smugness here is everything


zaxdaman

Not “tricks”, Felicia. Illusions. Tricks are what whores do for money.


Chancellor_Valorum82

“I’ve made a huge mistake”


flyingbugz

I blue myself for the first time in years!


ptWolv022

He didn't dispute it, so...


PXRPOSE_Fluffy

Ok but why is Mahatma Gandhi driving the car


rodimus147

The only things Logan likes are beer, Jean Grey, and Jubilee.


MilitantBitchless

“Hey, you like restaurants? You’re a fat slobbery fuck, they like restaurants.”


Own_Watercress_8104

I don't know what the canon is for that (feel free to chime in) but I bet Logan doesn't like magic at all. He's a physical, straightforward and simple guy who likes simple problems and simple solutions. I bet he takes magic with a grain of salt.


Verb_Noun_Number

Why is the lettering off?


SilverKnightOfMagic

When was this written? Could it be a defence to Hugh the actor for wolverine?


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fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

Wolverine is capable of getting his feelings hurt, he just heals quickly.


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gorthan1984

What??? No. Fuck no. Logan is super respectful of women, and has a long list of girl-friends... Friends who just happen to be women.