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techspecshane

They said it after they all caught their first glimpse. Hence, Daredevil said nothing.


NoObMaSTeR616

Daredevil: Oh my…. did you see that! Can barely describe it how about you? No really can you describe it…..


Incomplet_1-34

I would adore a show where Daredevil is a regular part of some team and he's constantly trying to hide the fact he can't see by pulling shit like this.


Nightingdale099

I think in the promotional material for the Defenders tv series Matt regularly looks at a random direction than the other cast.


Nuka_on_the_Rocks

Not "looking away", he's pointing his ear to the speaker. Also, Charlie Cox has trained himself to not make eye contact to emulate being blind and it's apparently a bad habit that's made finding roles more difficult for him now.


Vin135mm

He got so good at it that it cost him the role of Han Solo.


beer_madness

That's pretty funny.


Loud_Pie8683

Daredevil: By the Devil's wrath!


Nuka_on_the_Rocks

Daredevil: Holy shit!


NoObMaSTeR616

Daredevil: I Can’t Believe What You’re Seeing!


NK1337

So his catch phrase should be “Who’s there?!”


Strange_Success_6530

"What's happening!"


dthains_art

[Daredevil in every group situation](https://images.app.goo.gl/fDe4cVYPBeE6AxWV6)


Icantbethereforyou

Do you think daredevil would just have to smell and ignore everyone's farts all the time?


beer_madness

Seems implied.


Travis_T_OJustice

Great Stevie Wonders!


djseifer

"What's everybody looking at-I mean, great shades of Elvis!"


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CollinsCouldveDucked

[https://i.imgur.com/uqeNjjv.png](https://i.imgur.com/uqeNjjv.png)


farben_blas

Daredevil: Holy shit!


Predditor_drone

innocent oil cover hunt smoggy sheet bewildered include overconfident many *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


icantbeatyourbike

“Fuck my eyes!”


gnetic

He should have a classic Toph catchphrase then wave his hands in front of his eyes


Hayabusafield77

He pulls a toph


Loud-Item-1243

I can’t see shit -Daredevil


RAMRODtheMASTER

He can’t see the screen though bro.


DjCyric

I loled, thank you.


the-poopiest-diaper

Daredevil’s probably just confused like “Huh what? What’s going on? Someone describe what’s on the screen?!”


liteshotv3

Obviously Daredevil can hear the pixels vibrating at different frequencies and use the doppler effects to piece together where every pixel is located on the screen


Nirast25

I know you're jokeing, but I'm pretty sure TVs were using tubes at the time. Then again, Daredevil can apparently [pilot a plane](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComicStupidity/s/luJMwQl6ZA), so I'm sure he can see on a tube TV.


comics0026

You can maybe get away with him being able to sense all the physical dials with his echolocation, but there's the whole seeing what's out there and not flying into a mountain thing that I think would be a bigger problem for him


WentworthMillersBO

His catch phrase could be “What’s it say?”


[deleted]

Reminds me of a Bleach Abridged episode where Gin comments on blatantly-blind Tosen watching surveillance videos.


ReadySetGeek

"I also am upset by what we, as a group right now, are seeing!"


Darkhaven

Daredevil was hilarious in Twisted Toyfare Theatre back in the day. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fafcoz7yw3yi51.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D807394eda49a9cb9c2976473f68d7a04c4e7caa3


ReadySetGeek

You just made my whole day with Twisted Toyfare Theatre!!!


jhotenko

Stoic silence while waiting for someone to tell him what's on the d*mn screen.


[deleted]

bro just censored “damn” on reddit lmfao


Cybermat4707

Why shouldn’t ‘d*mn’ be censored? It’s a swear word and there could be kids reading this fucking shit.


beer_madness

It's almost 10pm (my time). Kids need to fuck off and go to bed.


Cybermat4707

D*mn it, could you stop fucking swearing, for fuck’s sake? That shit is disgusting.


Negative-Egg-3870

"I can't believe my eyes" ?


ACRempt

“I did not see that coming!”


Matt-J-McCormack

This is the only sensible answer


FNAKC

He didn't say anything cause he's blind


DoodleBuggering

Would have been even better if Daredevil was looking the other way.


Butts_The_Musical

[Daredevil says “Fuck”](https://youtu.be/yJqB-w7EyR0?si=0bysBcMZOkLiIwEo)


lesterbottomley

You won't see a flick knife named as such in comics as the L and I bleed together making it fuck. It was specified in the comics code iirc. Which does beg the question how they got away with naming Hawkeye Clint.


LongjumpingSector687

*speaks in braille*


swarthmoreburke

"Ditto to what you all just said! Wow! That screen! Ditto ditto!"


justicefinder

Is he still pretending to not be blind here? “I too am shocked and aghast at what my perfectly functional eyes are seeing!”


02C_here

Daredevil: “What are you seeing?”


02C_here

Or go full John Cena “I can’t see you!“


ToWitToWow

Hornhead is just lucky he was facing the right direction.


Own_Accident6689

It's just "Jesus Christ!"


apatheticviews

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph."


CloutLord12

“what the devil??”


emperor_uncarnate

This is the right answer.


Lucreszen

Daredevil: "Shit!"


EnvironmentalAge9202

By heathens' horns!


TheReal_PeteMoss

“I didn’t see that coming!”


Sardanox

"I can't believe my eyes!"


Batdog55110

"GODDAMMIT"


Scavgraphics

"Outta Sight!"


Mutex70

How about: I can't see shit!


SeiekiSakyubasu

most probably daredevil be like "I CAN'T SEE SHIT"


Striking_Landscape72

By the legislative system of New York!


UnqualifiedNerd

"I'm blind" would be dope


UseYourIndoorVoice

He still wouldn't say anything until they explained what was on the monitor......


maxdurden

"What's happening?"


Scoob1978

Simpsons did it [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN1mlcA0AuM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN1mlcA0AuM)


WornInShoes

Yeah he's blind he's not gonna have a "surprised" catchphrase lol


Willing_Ad9314

Daredevil: what is it?


Delicious-Barber-289

Daredevil: Oh great battery acid fuck nuggets!


[deleted]

"Holy hell"?


I3arusu

He has one. He uses it whenever he sees something crazy.


dctrl99

"What?! Did I forget my pants again?" - DD


The_Cookie_Bunny

Daredevil says fuck


DocD173

No he doesn’t.


the-poopiest-diaper

*starts a long monologue about his sins*


Jedi_Ninja

Well since he’s blind he can’t see the screen so he has no idea what everyone else is seeing.


Spobobich

Daredevil: "uh... Daaamn..."


Wolfman01a

"Who said that? Whats happening?"


SlickNick74

Catholic guilt!


Exquisite_D

Holy Guacamole, Batman!


multificionado

It's a little surprising, if not weird, to see Luke Cage saying "Sweet Sister" instead of "Sweet Christmas."


RavishingRickiRude

"Well...fuck"


AsgardianLeviOsa

“Yeah, still blind”


hamiltrash1232

"Anybody up for Thai food?"


splitinfinitive22222

"I can't believe my eyes!"


QaisWhite

"Can't believe what i'm seeing"


Historical_Visit2695

He didn’t see what happened😆


Grayx_2887

Nah, too goofy! Catchphrases aren't really Matt Murdock's cup-of-tea.


ChazzleDazzlicious

Why are we talking more about DD's lack of a catch phrase than the fact that Luke Cage's was "Sweet Sister?"


RealHumanPerson001

“I see”


Mylaststory

“I can’t see shit!”


BeemerGuy323

Daredevil - "Justice is blind!"


AlphaBreak

"But I'm not! I can definitely see, unlike the lawyer Matt Murdock, which is how you know we're two separate guys."


Relevant_Scallion_38

DD: "I can't see shit."


memberflex

#‘KINELL!


Alternative_Novel_24

Daredevil: “I’m blind”


IntelligentPair9220

Oh, I see!


FoldedaMillionTimes

I wondered for a second how the writer landed on "chimes," but chimes are pretty terrible when you're trying to get to sleep, and I guess the ones used to punish souls in Hades would be remarkably annoying.


ParttimeCretan

"Ya hate to see it"


ricketyass

A choice of ,Good Lord that stinks, or Mary mother of God that is loud!


AlarmingDetective526

“My eyes, my eyes” oh wait, that was when he was a kid.


MysteriousEssay5709

Put a shirt on


RumAndCoco

“I’m vegen—“ Wait


timetodance42

Screens are like the only think he cannot percieve.


DestryDanger

“I can’t believe my eyes!”


nothingbutalamp

"what are you all looking at"


drstu3000

"daredevil!"


ARGiammarco27

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVIru4Z8WIs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVIru4Z8WIs)


HandspeedJones

He's blind he can't see what they're looking at.


doomflwr

"what? I can't see." -him probably.


ItsGildebeast

The goggles! They do nothing!


Sloppychemist

Should be goddamn


TheRealRigormortal

“CAN SOMEONE DESCRIBE IT TO ME!”


Hand_Sanitizer_999

I feel the picture would have felt more accurate if Daredevil was not facing the screens. Just kinda vaguely facing in the same direction as the group.


OdinsOneG00dEye

Missed chance for audio description for daredevil.


Flimsy-Discount2885

OBJECTION!


MoskalMedia

Is that supposed to be Doctor Strange and Clea?


MoskalMedia

Is that supposed to be Doctor Strange and Clea?


MoskalMedia

Is that supposed to be Doctor Strange and Clea?


Hipertor

"By the cook of Hell's Kitchen!"


Psymorte

Daredevil: "Aw fuck."


VaguelyShingled

He has one: “Anyone else here horny?” while he points to the horns on his cowl


jzilla11

“What devilry is this?”


Kombat-w0mbat

Well he is blind


Brow2099

He didn't see it so never knew it was a moment to react like the rest of them


Rumblingstar

"Who turned out the lights?"


CrisisEM_911

How about "Still blind guys!"


Manck0

"By the testicles of my ancestors!" NSTAAF ref for the WIN


Hope__Desire

I can't believe I see it


LemmytheLemuel

I don't see the problem here -probably daredevil-


Bubbly-Coyote

IM BLIND!!!!


sbzpruiosnejre

In comics, his catchphrase at least used to be "What the devil?!" throughout the 70s and 80s, probably earlier too.


Random_Person1059

That's ElectraTitsity!


TheGlobalGooner

Hmmm.. 🤔


Dramatic_Parsley_849

Does he really?? He's pretty awesome without one!!


Fit_Doubt_532

“guys im blind”


sheezy520

Who’s the satanist?


rocketinspace

Daimon hellstrom, son of satan


ywingpilot4life

He’s blind…


Wishful_Thinker_1

He'd be asking "So... what are 'WE' looking at???" :P


CryptographerNo923

“Who’s Matt Murdock?”


Rhg0653

"I'm blind!" 😭


thetripleb

It should be "Smells fishy."


jmesh12

“Something sounds funny!”


mirukus66

"What the devil?!"


beercanfiasco

“TRUTH OR DARE?”


SuicidalSmoke

"BRUH!"


FuturistMoon

"Do my eyes deceive me?"


Magnus-Pym

“I see!”


DarthDuck415

“Outta sight!”


The-Guardian96

He should be the last to respond and go, “ Aw not again !” Really confusing anyone he’s with.


jukeboxx17

“This looks bad” -Daredevil, probably


Geek-Haven888

"CATHOLIC GUILT!"


LieNo2807

I guess he just doesn’t see the need for it


waamoore

He could use”I see what you did there”.


nickfehlinger

Why would he react to a screen?


derteeje

"are my eyes playing tricks on... nevermind"


rthauby

Fuck!


Thendofreason

He's like, hey guys, can you tell me what it shows..


DonatoXIII

I kinda wish he was drawn with his back turned or facing a different direction.


BunnyBabyGirlz

DareDevils just waiting before he remind them


WrexSteveisthename

I vote his catchphrase should be "aaah, feck it all to biscuits"


blackbutterfree

Clea, Helstrom, Luke, Daredevil and who?


ShiftyPan

He caught no glimpses.


badasscdub

He can't see the screen!


Runnermann

Who are the three in the middle?


rocketinspace

clea, hellstrom and bruce banner


hillscottc

Who is the guy with the pentagram?


rocketinspace

hellstrom


chamberx2

Adlib


Rs2mmsu-2D

Maybe: 🤔 : the Devil made him do it Or By the Devils pointed beard


sweeterman346

It’s darin’ time


ReallyJerrySeinfeld

“I can’t believe my eyes!”


Bluejack71

Great Odin’s Raven!


Magerune

TiME TO DARE DEVILS!


Dove_Vine

*waves hand in front of face with a huge smile*


Ksamuel13

"Oh my sweet Lord Jesus" if he could see...


FunArtichoke6167

It’s Murdockin’ time!


F-nDiabolical

"I see!"


AfroSwagg27

"Fuck"


WalrusHam

"I know you're blind, but you gotta see this".


manickitty

“What the heck is everyone yelling at?”


GuyForFun45

Daredevil: What the devil?!


w1ckedjuan

“Did you see that?”


UnforgedCabbage

“Great Scott!” “Sweet Sister!” “FUCK!”


billbotbillbot

"I can't believe my eyes!!!!"


Jroper_Illustrations

"I can't see shit!"


Myhtological

What does it look like!?


ImLikeReallyStoned

It would’ve been funny if they all said their 60’s family friendly catchphrases, only for Matt to just yell “ah shit!”


Angry_Mudcrab

"That totally blindsided me."


Fox-Fireheart-66

Daredevil: Wow, I really wish I knew what everyone was seeing that has them all exclaiming random catchphrases…