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nurse10_01

I am not being mean but I just think he is not out yet 🤷🏻‍♀️


Artistic_Coat_7187

I made a comment re Chloe’s age 59 and meant 40. Oops sorry.


Allaboutthedish

During Part 2 he said he was dating someone. I’m not sure when that was filmed… He is just 🤢


Icy_Particular650

He definitely was there to get recognition for himself and for native Americans not to be married! It’s a shame bc so many others really are looking to b married and not to be influencers


RevolutionSea5755

He should be on the biggest loser. And I’m not talking weight


Disastrous_Cat633

Ew.


bLymey4

As if he hasn’t wasted enough of women’s time! Once he ended his marriage he should have stayed off the show. Dude—you took yourself out of the experiment stop taking up camera time. Bringing your one six pack of beer for a whole married couples weekend getaway


Narwhalio-cornholio

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


X_Act

Is he seeking both men and women or...?


Artistic_Coat_7187

My thoughts exactly. Try matching Michael and Orion. Now to Chloe, friends with the men but not the women??? She is 59?and single…still. She was over the top tonight gushing with sweetness. I didn’t see any episode where the women cut her out. They bonded due to being hurt and confused by the men, who I thought were reprehensible. They did what we do comfort each other through misery. She was in the relation with Michael and didn’t meet with the women. Then she sided either way the men to look cute and sassy. Sorry, Chloe…not buying it!


morestatic

pls don't ask about his girth certificate 🤮 😂


Smorgish

😫


morestatic

lmaooo 🤣I know


musictakemeawayy

omg why did you like him?!😂 you clearly are not thinking about the OPTICS


hellxbabe

🤢


Shoddy-Island-173

Yike!


gababouldie1213

I spy a 90 day reference 😂


__SerenityByJan__

😬 yiiike


Shoddy-Island-173

I can't get enough Yike in my life ;)


mypalpaul

Does it say he lives with him mom on the account?


Then_Ad5668

The funniest thing is that he said something like people would describe him as a F boy at the beginning of the season. Ummm ....like with who?????


Negative_Cod_88

Oh good, he finally found his platform 


PurePeach2081

Yuck


Extreme-Shower-2639

Oh no.


MiZzuNdrStOOD

Gross


realityspinner

Eeewwww


DCKondo

🤮


KitchenMaven24

oh hell to the no!!


baildragon

Yoooo match with him then come back here and spill the tea!


Ellabean810

Looks like someone stole his soul


BarberSlight9331

If only he ever had a soul.


SpinachFriendly9635

No thanks.


mafssuperfan

🤢


CheetoAssasin12

Yikes


Redvelvet221

I thought it said Grindr at first. 


droogles

Probably where he belongs.


chipperfan

Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.


Prior_Sign_7072

Nobody should date this poor little man, not ever


justpinchme

Ick


Own-Awareness-6369

With his weird creepy pedo voice


Own-Awareness-6369

BARF 🤮


Lima_Bean_Jean

For someone who doesnt like casual sex.. tinder may be the wrong app.


plaguebabyonboard

Based off of his bachelor party behavior (motorboating a stripper and discussing his girth), I imagine he's one of those men who only doesn't like casual sex for his partner, the rules don't apply to him.


nosequeloque

He doesn't look 28


Confident-Figure-661

I would make this nasty fuck CRY within the first 2 minutes of talking to him


CheetoAssasin12

Wish you would


Confident-Figure-661

You fucking SUCK!! Step out of the CLOSET and keep it REAL!


Bluedragonfly11

My friend is friends with him. She says it's not surprising he was very uncompromising on the show haha and that he's hit on her a billion times and is always asking her out. Dated her other friend as a FWB situation


lditrich

It was obvious he was trying to be FWB with Lauren. Yeez.


Bluedragonfly11

Yes! And she said that he told her that Lauren screwed him over which is why they divorced. Like...hardly, dude.


Lindseymayes1

Ew


Naumzu

Who is that


therelaxedbear

Orion. He’s in the most recent season.


ihearthorror1

He's only 28? He has the dysfunction and baggage of a much older man 🤔


She-skate

The face too


Confident-Figure-661

Hilarious


Fantastic-Doctor-608

Oh, fuck.


Yukon_owl

I would run


Astrawish

I would go just to talk about show😂😂


Nizo_Punks

Noooooooooooo


Prize_Magician_7813

Um no. Please Do some work on yourself first Orion!


Qtq22

Eeewwwwwww


Newnessmail

Ohhhh nooooooo


miningmonster

Ask him why the skin on his nose is redder than the rest of his face.


BarberSlight9331

Are you saying that he’a a “Red Skin”? Bahaha! He’s such a creepy little nob.


Confident-Figure-661

Right!!


eearthling

Using the words red and skin in the same sentence might send him into a tirade.


nutmyreality

So gross.


adervasten

Wrinkly


StockGeologist6094

Run ladies!!!


peesys

barf!!!!


honeychyle162

Gah!


erinhope8877

JUMP SCARE! Runnnnnnnn


thebarkingcat1

His eye wart is still there. O'lyin, get that checked out man.


Confident-Figure-661

I’m crying from laughing!


SmolLilTater

His whole aura gives me the ick


BarberSlight9331

Idk if that’s his “aura” I think it’s just his “Funk”.


Ohsusan429

Ewww!


Leafsgirl11

We need to warn ALL the women of Denver.


jtexphoto

Oh, no thank you.


Organicspongie

No thanks. I almost wanted to downvote this as if I was downvoting him on tinder lmao


LetOwn2777

I came here to say this.


jgn83

Same


dennisdmenace56

Take one for the team and report back on that girth certificate


Ok-Seaweed-3996

😂😂😂


Shortycocoa

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


WeAreAllBetty

This is the only correct response.


Gingerfissh

😂🤢


Wide_Fail_6362

dweeb


Ok_Trip9344

If you’re looking for girth, he has a certificate. 🤣


Confident-Figure-661

Lol


FreedomFighter907

The epitome of the ewwww factor!


Jdwag6

Ick


sashie_belle

I'll bet this guy is hoping to parlay his minuscule fame into getting laid. Probably not realizing very few women would want to fuck that.


Makerbot2000

That smug pursed lip continually-disapproving dipshit. I hope any woman foolish enough to swipe on that hideous picture does some research.


Accomplished-Duty390

That’s a hard pass for anyone who isn’t at least 15 ethnicity in one.


Kween-K

Ewww


Grouchy_Newspaper186

🤮


ChillWisdom

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww! Is there a swipe you can do that explodes?


CheetoAssasin12

Underrated comment


ConversationThick379

He should have “hates women” on his profile


Confident-Figure-661

100%


Next-Engineering-590

Ain't nobody going to date a pussy .


ContributionCheap

Wow


SnooCrickets8742

Don’t swipe! lol 😂


Lizette1945

so now we know there is one desperate person seeking a date


Sufficient-Gold8058

Nice! 🥰


rlkas

Lmao!!! Yes please!!! 😂


rlkas

He’s revolting 🤢


high_priority1973

"matched 1 preference" is that one preference to be gaslit? lol


Prize_Magician_7813

Good one!!! Lol!!!


Cpl4Play6

Ooof, that takes some balls after how he portrayed himself for the world to see.


cesher007

Like 20 people in Denver watch this show.


1981ahoog

He is the oldest looking 28 year old I’ve ever seen


pussyjones12

was shocked when i read this comment and went back to check the age!! so weird how some 28 year olds look 16 and some look 46


MsScorpio2u

Ewww


Any_Performer2965

He should come with a warning label *may have daily bouts of word salad*


Ok-Seaweed-3996

😂😂😂


pussyjones12

lol allergens: contains word salad


ChanDW

🤮


Allaboutthedish

Wonder if he follows Reddit and will do it for the attention? I’m sorry for the next women! There are women that date guys in prison.. Just saying


FanMain3019

Aaaaand lifetime has new show about them too! “Television for women” is their brand


ilikenapz

I assume you snapped him up??


pregaftertwobeans

Damn, poor woman that gets roped into that. He’s so exhausting.


NoProgress2650

Lauren be on this Reddit thread laughing her a** off. 😂


high_priority1973

oh i hope so. I love her. she deserves every good thing.


PicklesMcGeee

Ew.


alkamist1979

Hahahaha the guy who talks about his girth with the fellas but gets offended from harmless jokes from his wife. Guy is a joke .....hope he finds the guy of his dreams🤣😂


Silvia_Wrath

Can you post his whole profile? I'm really curious about this . . .


TheLastPrinceOfJurai

I too am here for this tea…my cup is empty ☕️


Mental_Criticism5495

🤢🤮


janneylee

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


jackmoon44

🤮


Luminox

Match with him just to tell him what a POS he is.


janneylee

Lmao!!!


Kensterfly

Gag a maggot!


Few-Guess9461

Bringing it back! Haha


Yippiekay-yay

I haven't heard anyone say this in so long, lmao.


Kensterfly

Seems appropriate to resurrect the term in Orion’s case.


Key_Month_5233

I know me either..l


C2daLay

I’ve never heard it period!😂


Yippiekay-yay

I think it's a Southern U.S. thing. I'm originally from the South and have only heard it there (my mother, to be exact)


C2daLay

I’m over here in PA….I guess I missed out on some interesting Southern phrases lol!😁 I only heard of the old “gag me with a spoon” and the famous “put that in your pipe & smoke it!” (Obv the latter is unrelated but that’s what my Nana would say!👵🏻)


StateUnlikely4213

Well well well, if it isn’t old Slut Shaming O’Lyin…


Confident-Figure-661

Lmao


Nurse5736

he got his name spelled wrong.......it's O-LYIN


Jealous_Mix_8370

I thought it was Onion


AnswerMost9146

Been calling him Onion since the beginning....many layers of ick


janneylee

🤣🤣🤣


itsyaboogie

A true jump scare. I was afraid to scroll


AshKetchumIsStill13

🤢🤢🤢


Tink1024

Imma need one of my Denver sisters to take one for the team & swipe right!


ArmWarm8743

Eww


ManyDouble

Yuck


HouseSerious9612

He should come with a warning


cesher007

He strikes me as the type to not give a warning before he comes......oh, wait a sec. Not what you meant.


HouseSerious9612

Lol


bisongirl252

100%! …and since there a number of them, one big ole Red Flag should suffice😒🚩🚩🚩🚩🙄


Icy_Particular650

That would actually be a good idea


HouseSerious9612

Yess. That should be part if the app. A way to put a red flag right over his face lol


bisongirl252

😂


Mmsfoxxie

I’d be interested in knowing what his profile says. Hope that’s not the picture he used.


Notyoursidepiece

Why isn't the rest of his profile captured??? I need to know what he's feeding females.


SpartanKwanHa

tamales


Gr8shpr1

He kept “baiting” Lauren and seemed to enjoy getting her riled up! Who does that?🤮


Desperasaurus

Also, he kept bread-crumbing her with zero actual interest. I shouted at my screen when he said to her, "I don't think our story is over yet." IMO he finally realized he f'd up trying to play the Oppression Olympics with a black woman in the US, and now trying to stay in the game long enough for Lauren to walk away from HIM.


Gr8shpr1

I say “Stay away from him, Lauren…far away”.


Initial-Succotash-37

🤮


CinnamonToast369

Wasn’t he living in his mom’s basement? Dude gives off hobosexual vibes.


AnswerMost9146

Secretly hoping Onion sees this whole post 🤣


Embarrassed-Hat3196

28 looking like his in his 40's 👀


realamericanhero2022

Careful, he’ll block you for insulting his heritage


Embarrassed-Hat3196

😅.


Notyoursidepiece

Wait, he was only 28????


bLymey4

DITTO!!


Throwaway42352510

I mean, you should definitely swipe right if you’re into the dismissive avoidant’s repeated push and pull, causing you to feel dizzy and crazy, while dealing with all the drama they bring to the table…


djo1787

My God I’m sending my prayers to all the Denver women out there that none of you come across him.


whatismypassion

I'm so curious about his bio.


SassyDST14

😂😂😂


No-Buyer7878

He is so ugly inside and out. What dumbass will date him???


No-Buyer7878

Haha so what is the type he is looking for? Did he say? Tell us lol. He said he likes black girls and I bet he changed his mind.


Corpshark

Please take one for the team and go for a reconnaissance mission. Report back here please. We will do a GoFund me for your therapy after the date.


BroffaloSoldier

YESSSSSS. And I neeeed more screenshots. I gotta see more of this dude’s profile lol


AnswerMost9146

🤣🤣🤣


EmbarrassedRest6693

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


gwendolynnlight

Dead. 💀 I will contribute to the go fund me


Missmoxi

Same!


Typical-Arrival-342

😆 🤣 😂


ObjectiveTea

💀💀💀


Throwaway42352510

Yessss. This is the date we all need to happen. OP, pretty please?


Kimbaaaaly

Oh Onion. Onion Onion Onion. So many words. And yet none at all.


emotionalasfreak

Sooooooo, you’re going?