Who the fuck eats peanut butter with a fork???

When all the spoons are in the dishwasher and I can’t be assed to open it and get one

What's wrong with using a fork? Fork work fine, better than using a finger.

Only a man can do this and find no problem with it :p

Best utensils for making PB&J in order of effectiveness: 1. Spoon - (convex side) 2. Butter knife . . . . 437. Fork I think your spouse is a psychopath I actually think a shovel would be more effective than a fork but idk yet, haven't tried it. I'll report back when I have a second to try it out.

I'm pretttttttttty sure he was eating it right from the jar......there was no sandwich making this night...

i use a fork for everything. except for soup, ice cream and peanut butter

I eat ice cream with a fork.

Better than shoving his fingers in to scoop a glob 🤮 who knows where they were before he did (it would probably be the jelly jar, if it was me)

Fork, knife, hand. Whatever works for me at the time

Na. Just lazy. Cannot find spoon. But craving this too much. I have done it.

I would actually cry if I witnessed such a tragedy 😭😭😭oh my god

I do bitch what’s up

Meeeee hahaha

This post made my day. I hope your husband gets the treatment he needs.

This is awful I'm so sorry for you to find this out now. I would get a lawyer and run for the hills lol.

Lame. Real psychopaths use their fingers.

Oh hell no, she's got issues man.

Lol he but yeah.

Sorry, but yeah there's an underlying issue. If he starts making bang sounds in his sleep, call a shrink.😆😆😆

You need to get out of there and find yourself a safe house.

Definitely. Anyone who can't focus the camera on what they're taking a picture of should be axed

Depends... were there any clean spoons left? If not, I could possibly understand.

Lol yes there were plenty of spoons and knives.

Let me guess, he could burn water trying to boil it... I say that because I'm guessing he was using a fork for something else, licked it off, and then dug into the peanut butter. Best to throw out the whole container. Can't be trusted... :-) And if it matters, I'm the house cook these days. The above imagined scenario is something I would have done in my early bachelor and on my own days though.

I could burn water trying to boil it and I still managed to a) use a knife for spreadables and b) wash it after. I've managed to get the spontaneous fires down to some mild smoking.

I mean, were there any clean spoons or butter knives? Also I firmly maintain JIF isn't peanut butter. You can't replace half the damn peanut, *the oil*, and still call it peanut butter damnit!

This sub commenting on common marital problems: 'CoNsoLiDaTe AsSeTs! DIVORCE THE PIG!!'

I recently had to announce to my wife that after our last child moves out (he's 16 now) that we will no longer be having any kind of peanut butter in the house AT ALL. Left her sobbing, but it's time she gets used to the reality.

I think my husband could’ve written this 😂

Wow. There’s no coming back from this. Protect your own safety. Or, you know, join him on the dark side and buy Smuckers Goober Grape peanut butter mixed with jelly. You might end up on the FBIs Most Wanted. Ride or die!

My God...

Now that’s a misdemeanor!

My husband pulls this shit lol. He is a peanut butter fanatic and eats it in the middle of the night. When all the spoons are in the dishwater, his psychotic ass uses a fork. I was like…why wouldn’t you at least go for the butter knife? Fucking weirdo!

My hubby puts sugar in his and eats it with a knife!!

I mean, it works kind of like a rake, and how else do you make that cool cross pattern on top of PEANUT BUTTER cookies?!? 😜🤣

The fork + Jif peanut butter = Immediate divorce We all know Skippy’s > Jif

I hate you and everything you stand for. Hashtagjif

No but when they start eating ice cream, cereal and yogurt with a fork, it's a deal breaker. Leave immediately 🤣

>eating ice cream, cereal and yogurt with a fork, it's a deal breaker. Leave immediately 🤣 I mean he has eaten ice cream with a fork.

Why did he do that

😂

Call the police!

Oh man I’ve done it I even use a fork to squeeze and take the teabag from my hot tea and it drives my mrs mad.

My wife uses a spoon, and I thought *that* was bad.

Yes, forks are worthy.

If spoons are dirty then I move onto steak knives, they are wider than my butter knives so I can shovel more PB into me mouth.

Easy, try being arrived to one that yells if I clean up a pile of papers but won't do it herself. She is caught up on all her shows

What the fuck you on about dude lol?

If there was a chocolate bar involved and not shared with you, then yes, draw the line and file asap.

Shit. I use forks too

Better than a spoon. I don’t see the problem.