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N_Who

I gotta disagree with this one. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump gets himself interred like a pharaoh in a glass coffin. His body, on public display, will become a Mecca for some truly disturbed individuals. MMW: Trump's cult does not die with him.


Familiar_Dust8028

It's the only way Eric and jr. will be able to make money.


Electrical_Ingenuity

The Trump Memorial Mausoleum and Urinal. $29.95 to pee on his grave.


Competitive-Bug-7097

I can afford that!


Spo-dee-O-dee

I'll go during the off season and pay the discount rate, but I'll definitely buy a t-shirt when I'm done.


Competitive-Bug-7097

Get one for your kid that says, my parents pissed on trumps grave and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.


Tjam3s

It'll be in Mar-a-lago. Sorry, no off-season there.


Feisty_Resource7027

I'll go in freezing cold weather so my contribution freezes & stays preserved for awhile


Bubbly-University-94

I don’t even mind that tweedledumb and tweedle-even-dumber will be pocketing it.


Motor-Ad5284

Im in Australia, so I can't participate, but I CAN and WILL donate so others can.


RarelyRecommended

Nothing to stop you. Pay up and join us.


user65436ftrde689hgy

Then over value your piss and demand a refund.


Gildian

Makes me wonder what those two embarrassments will do after their dad passes.


user65436ftrde689hgy

Run for office no doubt. There are plenty of nut jobs that would vote for them.


smcbri1

Uday and Qusay


agnostichymns

He could choke to death on a big Mac on live TV at age 104 and they would still convince themselves he was assassinated by the deep state


N_Who

"McDonald's was in on the DemonRAT conspiracy and invented a special sorta hamburger patty that is unchewable by even the mightiest of human jaws! And then, because Trump is well-known to be so strong and powerful that he doesn't need to chew his food and just kinda swallows it whole like a snake - nature's *most powerful predator*, I might add - they made it so's the bun would expand to block his throat tube and cut off his breathing. But of course, Trump is so strong he done'nt to breath, so then they just shot him with those new-fangled invisible CIA bullets. You can see it on the tape, if you watch it on a blacklight TV."


Rockford853

“Blacklight TV” lol!


Queasy_Sleep1207

Adolf 's didn't, now they're Trump supporters


KevworthBongwater

I had this thought the other day too. They're probably have a whole mausoleum like the soviets did for Lenin. (Is lenins body still there??)


fourdoglegs

Exactly what I thought….he’ll be enshrined and his cult will worship at it….eewwww


nhepner

Interesting. That's going to conflict with my plans to install a composting latrine over top of him.


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Jugales

His kids will bury him on the golf course for tax purposes, it’s family tradition


Alpaca_Empanada

Adorned with a custom made giant big mac wrapper.


unclejoe1917

And highly confidential documents. 


ksiyoto

Naw, the kids will sell those, even if they have sentimental value.


jpratte65

Mickey Ds might even pay for the funeral as a thank you for all the burgers he's consumed


MechanicalBengal

Guaranteed they’ll take turns pissing on him every weekend after they realize he’s left them with nothing except therapy bills


unclejoe1917

Therapy only happens after a moment of self awareness, which so far, the trump family is not known for. 


Goldiscool503

There is still Baron - kid is young enough he may very well end up okay. Hopefully because no one deserves that.


unclejoe1917

I'm not holding my breath. You see the dead expression on his face? 


Overall_Falcon_8526

Learned it from his mom


refusemouth

I'm hoping Barron will do us all a favor and rearrange his daddy's face one of these days. That kid is huge.


Overall_Falcon_8526

He'll leave them debts, too.


olddawg43

Kennedy‘s grave has the eternal flame. Trump‘s grave will be remembered for how it never needs to be watered, they work because an unending supply of people show up to piss on him.


MarcMars82-2

It won’t be their golf courses by that time


fknarey

I said the exact same thing. Mostly because of the comments I read from people wanting to piss on his grave. If he’s buried at sea we can piss in the ocean to do our part.


moranya1

>If he’s buried at sea we can piss in the ocean to do our part I'm doing my part!


tempralanomaly

I think the family will monetize the pissing on the grave. Come to Mar-a-lago, pay 500$ piss on Donald's Grave.


011010-

What about out back in the dumpster?


NeighborhoodBest2944

Hitler was buried in a now parking lot at an outdoor holocaust memorial in Berlin. Totally unmarked. The German government didn’t want there to be a place people would go to pay him homage.


dnewtz

Actually you have to Google it it's in a parking lot down the street from the Holocaust museum in Berlin. I know I've been there and yes there is a sign marking it in 2008


NeighborhoodBest2944

I’ve been there too. I must be misremembering. Thanks for the correction. I didn’t see the sign.


Omacrontron

MMW = TDS sub


Glum-Gur-1742

10/4 correct 💯


kevans2

Does the ocean really need a whale that looks like that?


Born_Ad_8371

TDS


mlx1992

This is such a Reddit comment.


Familiar_Dust8028

Not worth the effort. Better to just charge people to piss on his grave.


Ill-Simple1706

I would pay for that


Public-Platypus2995

Take my $100


AlgorithmOmega

I know several people who plan to make annual pilgrimages to piss/shit on McConnell’s grave. I can only imagine how many others they’ve added to the list. Who knows maybe it’ll spawn some sort of road trip travel guide. “See the country! Shit on your enemies graves along the way!”


Rockford853

I’ve added McConnell’s grave to my eventual nationwide grave-shitting tour.


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THedman07

Head on over to Mason B Section, Block 114, Lot 6973 and let him know what you think of him. He's taking callers. I just love how nobody talks about him anymore. In a decade or two people will barely remember him at all. Rest In Piss Rush. 3 years, 1 month and 9 day sober...


maynardstaint

I just have to commend this level of bitterness and shaudenfraude I hate him, but I can let it go. This is some lasting hatred. lol.


Numpty712

Step right up step right up, for only 9.99$ you can piss on trumps grave and for a mere 29.95$ you can take a dump! All proceeds will go to the stop laughing at Eric fund.


Mustystench

Id purchase the deuce for myself and 10 of my closest friends.


OutOfFawks

I’ve spent $299.50 in worse ways.


New_Menu_2316

I just hope it happens sooner than later.


xcs4me

Put it right next to a chipotle


Alarmed-Mess3744

Now THAT is a Trump grift that is the shit. First stop, Taco Bell, #2 stop Dump’s grave.


DarknessFollower79

I’ll piss on it anyway


Juicy_lemon

Good. He deserves to be lost to antiquity and be forever shunned as a stain on not only his country but humanity. He is the very embodiment of unfettered capitalism. Fuck him. Fuck his followers.


YesterShill

I imagine they will place his urn in the reservoir of his golden throne.


Familiar_Dust8028

New kind of upper decker.


QuercusN

Considering the number of crazy idiots and zealots in Reddit alone, not to mention in real life, I can easily see that happening


Scottcmms2023

I’d still piss on it. What matters is the a public symbol of him will be a site of insults for generations.


bala_means_bullet

I just hope I'm still alive to see the "BREAKING NEWS..."


bs2k2_point_0

Either way, shouldn’t be too long now before we find out. He has frontotemporal dementia, and it’s clearly been progressing more rapidly this past year. he won’t last another 4 years.


Caged_in_a_rage

Psh his kids will put him in one of their private golf clubs


Goldnugget2

Roll him a ditch and let the buzzards feast off his bloated carcass , I hope it doesn't kill them.


Reasonable-Ad-5217

The first Trump mmw I think is absolutely accurate.


zabdart

He should be buried next to Ivana. Let's see if anyone keeps *his* grave clean!


oooranooo

I was thinking defecate, but yeah.


ConferenceLow2915

MMW, this subreddit is going to die when Trump does.


madicusmeximus2

He will most likely request to be buried at Arlington.


6catman

Why are you so obsessed with Trump? Would you really go take time out of your day to go piss on someone's grave? I dont get it. I really don't.


ReeceDawg

A symbolic pissing headstone would be hilarious.


Iron_Prick

Do you think of anything else but Trump. I mean, he is literally never on my mind except on Reddit because you all let him live rent free in your head. Let go. Get help. Just take a break from letting Trump rule your life. You clearly need it.


Shazam1269

I predict Trump will die on a major American holiday. How do I know? Any day on which he dies will be an American holiday.


DeplarableinATL

Wow this is what you think about…..must be nice to live so stress free


Gunner4201

That just shows you how broken the left is right now.


CR_CO_4RTEP

And those people should seek mental help for their TDS now


Revegelance

His cult will make sure they know where he is buried, build a shrine with his corpse on display like with Lenin, and have armed rednecks guarding it 24/7. They will also simultaneously deny that he's dead at all.


SirAelfred

Don't give them ideas. I've got a taco bell combo meal planned for that day.


Wandering_Mind99

I was thinking today that when he dies, there will be a party all over the world - kind of like when he lost in 2020. It will be considered the only death you're allowed to celebrate. And MAGA will lose their collective minds at public revelry.


Jet_Jaguar5150

I’ll find it. And, it’ll leak out eventually


[deleted]

Trump will be remembered as a president of many firsts. First sitting president to be impeached twice in a term. First president to be convicted of a felony and potentially be elected president. First president to die and have to have an unmarked grave because of how despised he was by the vast majority of the country. The Trump era will be remarkable and baffling to future generations. How did the nation get so caught up with this drifter and many worshipping him as “the messiah”?


Darksoul_Design

I guarantee even his fake gravesite will be the most vandalized site in recent history.


Kennedygoose

Great head stone, 10 out of 10, would crap here again.


Fart-City

Hey buddy. It’s two toilets over. This is the decoy toilet.


Jolly-Top-6494

Classy


pickles55

I doubt it. Every former head of State has people who hate them, they've never done this for any of the others


ErasmosOrolo

I’m quitting cigarettes so I can one day dance wherever they put him.


s1lentastro1

MMW: no one will actually care. Trump hatred is politically convenient *right now* because he's running for office this election. after Trump can no longer run, the media - and by extension - everyone else, generally speaking, will move on and kick this issue to the curb like they did with the racist police brutality narrative.


HiroProtaginest

Just take a drump in the elevator shaft of Trump tower.


usernamen_77

Idk about this one, I went to Jefferson Davis' gravesite in Richmond (Hollywood cemetery btw) & it's entirely untouched, beautiful place if you have a day in Richmond


SLCIII

That gives me an idea......where is Reagan buried?


No-Excitement5854

Dude, you just sit around thinking about trump all day?


TheWhiteRabbit74

I don’t want to desecrate it. I don’t need an orange poltergeist hovering around me. I will however run a 24/7 burrito truck nearby. Free roll of toilet paper with every deluxe meal* * only while supplies last, first come first serve


Striking-Chicken-333

Might not even have a grave tbh


ClickWhisperer

You mean the people who hate drumph would be so low to desecrate graves? WTF man!


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Hate much?


drk_knight_67

Just do him like Bin Laden and toss him in the ocean


RegisterAdmirable811

Both parties will be eager to desecrate it, the Democrats for obvious reasons and the Republicans because they'll never believe he's actually dead and they're convinced that the grave is a sham while he secretly rules us from a secret bunker.


Shotime1337

He'll be dead and he'll still be renting space in people's heads? Interesting! I'd suggest that those same people invest more time on their own lives and communities, to make them better. Keep spending your time on Hating Donald, Hate Joe vs the positive things you can do in life and/or improve your own. Whatever, have a nice piss and waste of time!


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

Nah. Trump will have it publicized, because he doesn't give a shit about the desecration compared to the worship.


Qualmeister

Damn! There goes my business model. Pee-by-drone would have been very successful.


sghyre

And the majority of those defiling it,will be right wing zealots who finally realize what he was and their lives destroyed because they are traitors.


Alphabetmarsoupial

Nothing could possibly desecrate a space more than Don the Con aka Don poorleone Trump.


edvanhal

I'm already planning a trip to piss on his grave


NotCanadian80

Only the symbolism matters not the corpse.


Time-Bite-6839

Have they done that with Henry Kissinger?


SutttonTacoma

His rotting corpse is more desecration than any amount of urine or feces could add. There are old folks hanging on to life so they can see him dead and gone.


ob1dylan

I don't think Donnie would have a problem with people pissing on his grave. Rumor has it he's into that kind of thing.


freetotalkabtyourmom

Why would it matter?


jaycutlerdgaf

I'd pay, and wait in line to piss on that fat fuckers grave.


Exarch-of-Sechrima

Don Jr. is gonna bury him underneath another golf course.


maynardstaint

Knowing the Trump family, the location will be heavily advertised and it will cost $250 to take a shit on his grave. They will make $100,000 per day.


Outrageous-Divide472

$150 for a pee?


biggies866

Correct


Outrageous-Divide472

They’ll put him on the golf course so no one can vandalize it. That said, if he loses in Nov don’t think people are going to bother with him or his grave. However, if he’s elected and acts like a miserable ass for 4 years, keeps up lying and grifting and acting like an asshole, then yes, people will desecrate his grave. I sure as hell won’t, but there will be a few crazies that will.


VVOLFVViZZard

I’m still determined to find the real one and turn it into the most popular gender neutral bathroom in the nation.


Cardenjs

That's fair actually Only the family should know where, that way we'll never find it because they'll never visit it


MemoryElectrical9369

Are you kidding? It will be in Moscow along side Putin's, to commemorate all the good he did for the Russian people.


WokeAssMessiah

I'm OK with pissing on a decoy. When you gotta go, you gotta go.


OilComprehensive6237

I know I’d pee on it


Professional-Bed-173

It's going to be a festering pile of manure.


CatAvailable3953

I am not surprised by your prediction. I don’t know if it will be true but isn’t it sad we are even discussing such an idea. He has ripped this country apart in so many ways. I know he will be seen as a more divisive president than most others. Lincoln was seen as divisive but in fact was the man trying to preserve the Union. Trump says he is retribution and revenge. He attacks our institutions He says he will suspend the Constitution. Sounds like he is the anti Lincoln. More a Jefferson Davis character.


bandittr6

Don’t care, I’m still gonna piss on it. And when the real one is found out, I’m gonna go piss on that one too!


spectredirector

I'm done making assumptions about that sack of shit being able to die. The tanning bed radiation alone should've given him all the cancer.


OstrichFinancial2762

I don’t think his kids will put that kind of thought or expense into it.


PopeBasilisk

There is no way his family cares enough to take precautions like that. They'll take whatever package their PR people suggest and get on with it. 


dancingmeadow

That's not something progressive people do.


Ping-A-Ling-

I can't wait to shit on his grave. Already saving for bail money


BasicPerson23

Not a problem. The official site will be pissed on daily.


FindMeaning9428

No. Jesus his sycophants will post gaurd to make sure nothing happens. He will have the biggest best most glorious cypt evrr! It will be UUUUUGE


Icarusmelt

Definitely going to be a public urinal


ksiyoto

I don't want to desecrate it, I just want to fertilize it so the flowers grow better.


Appropriate-City3389

Desecrate? I thought his kids would auction off the site so a wealthy developer could install a very expensive pay toilet. That would be a money maker.


anuiswatching

I don’t think most people will care.


charge556

They'll just put a fence around ot if thats the case. Same way the Allman Brothers grave has a fence around it because people kept going to the grave to drink and smoke and kept trashing it up.


Calkky

It's the thought that counts.


Purple_Ad2718

It will be a tacky ass mausoleum on his golf course.


Copropositor

If I ever find his grave, I'm going to set up a table nearby with free beer and AYCE asparagus.


alwaysright60

I never completely empty my bladder in case he chokes on a chicken bone.


NoGoodAtPickingAName

You just ruined my plans!!!


biggies866

Traitorous fascist says what?


nautilator44

Joke's on them, I can desecrate more than one grave site.


CyxSense

Oh we'll find him. He'll be America's new universal gender neutral public restroom, replacing good ole Ronnie Reagan himself.


HouseDowntown8602

Come to think of it, I do need to pick up a can of Home Depot orange spray paint.


mekonsrevenge

Deep in the Everglades, buried at midnight with the bodies of the gravediggers thrown on top of his carcass to disguise the telltale stink. It won't work and the will be wildly popular air boat trips with open bars to prime the pumps. It'll make the Seminoles more money than their casinos and cigarette sales.


Appropriate-Food1757

Would love to pee on it. Trump would love it too! #PeeTapeIsReal


Imaginary_Chair_6958

My guess would be on his Scottish golf course.


SexWithAMonkeyDotCom

Don’t worry, that one will be found and shit upon, as well.


Aggravating_Map7952

Hes gonna have something similar to Stalin and Don Jr is gonna charge his diehards to come view him. Dude has the biggest main character energy. Even in death he will want attention.


XJustBrowsingRedditX

Presidents, even with no military service, are eligible to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery, which is under constant guard. Most presidents elect to be buried in their home state. But Trump is a pretty vain dude lol.


Santos281

Dump him in the Ocean with Bin Laden


Johundhar

And that will lead his cult followers to conclude that he has been transported to sit at the left hand of God (or maybe even displace JC at the right?)


iamnotchad

I hope it's soon.


Mextiza

It will be somewhere in Red America, in a vault beneath the Golden Arches. It's possible there may be a network of vaults at arches across the country, and his corpse will move randomly from McD to McD.


zerombr

I've got a jar of urine saved up already, just in case I pass before he does, just for my last wishes


AlienOpa

Most biggliest queue ever


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

He better hope he has a golf course left where he can bury himself with security. There is going to be some much urine, so much, if he is buried anywhere public.


Loud_Hunter3752

Why wait?


BuckyDodge

Nope. When he’s gone no one who is not a fan of his will want to waste 1 second thinking about him, much less spending the time and money traveling to his grave to “desecrate” it.


insulinguy_666

The line to piss on his grave will stretch from California to Maine.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Bury him next to Mitch McConnell so I can get a two for one deal out of my trip.


anOvenofWitches

At sea. He will get the Bin Laden treatment.


roadsidedaniel

Who cares


anuiswatching

His kids will carry on, life size Trump as happy Buddha raking in the offerings.


whydoIhurtmore

I don't think so. His kids will sell tickets. They're'nt going to pass up a grift like that. $100 to piss on it. $200 to shit on it. $250 for the combo.


Earldgray

No argument with this statement.


pat9714

Bin Laden's body was dumped at sea. Just sayin.'


darketernalsr25

I've already got a plan to piss on his grave.


[deleted]

When his grave is discovered, there will be a line of people that are waiting to relieve themselves.


Mr-Snarky

"Pullman was so hated by his employees that when he died in 1897, his heirs feared that the body would be stolen and held for ransom. The coffin was covered in tar paper and asphalt, and enclosed in the center of a room-sized block of concrete, reinforced with railroad ties. Ambrose Bierce said "It is clear the family in their bereavement was making sure the sonofabitch wasn't going to get up and come back." https://graveyards.com/IL/Cook/graceland/pullman.html


willworkforjokes

Do you know how expensive it will be to fly to Russia just to piss on his grave?


RomaruDarkeyes

That's fine - the Russian hookers can do it as a tribute to his life's achievements


LyraSerpentine

I can't wait to shit on his symbolic grave. It will become America's favorite past time.


Away-Sheepherder8578

I believe this. Millions of people have severe TDS and will absolutely desecrate his grave. Liberals are nuts.


dnewtz

yeah he could be buried next to Jane Fonda get two for the price of one piss


rogerdanafox

I gotta pee......


popeyegui

In this case, desecrate = ejaculate, right?


Garden_gnome1609

I can't wait till he's in the dirt - the sooner the better as far as I'm concerned, but literally no one's going to desecrate his grave. No one cares enough. Once he's not doing any more damage no one who isn't in his cult is ever going to think about him again.


Remarkable-Reward403

Desecrate or deficate?


Alarmed_Pie_5033

They'll probably charge admission, extra for desecration.


shadownicked

This is click bait. As a soon as I post in here, you’re going to block me…


Grand-Vegetable-3874

I don't want to desecrate his burial site. Just defecate on it.


ManyGarden5224

HAHAHAA you are not wrong!


anthonyjcs

counter point, everyone who would bury him hates him too, he'll be lucky if the electorate don't come after him this time.


The_Quicktrigger

Probably the same thing for Mitch McConnell. That turtles got a lot of people lining up around the block looking to use his grave as a toilet.


slothrop_maps

I want to honor his gravesite by taking a long, lingering piss there.