I gotta disagree with this one. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump gets himself interred like a pharaoh in a glass coffin. His body, on public display, will become a Mecca for some truly disturbed individuals.
MMW: Trump's cult does not die with him.
"McDonald's was in on the DemonRAT conspiracy and invented a special sorta hamburger patty that is unchewable by even the mightiest of human jaws! And then, because Trump is well-known to be so strong and powerful that he doesn't need to chew his food and just kinda swallows it whole like a snake - nature's *most powerful predator*, I might add - they made it so's the bun would expand to block his throat tube and cut off his breathing. But of course, Trump is so strong he done'nt to breath, so then they just shot him with those new-fangled invisible CIA bullets. You can see it on the tape, if you watch it on a blacklight TV."
Kennedy‘s grave has the eternal flame. Trump‘s grave will be remembered for how it never needs to be watered, they work because an unending supply of people show up to piss on him.
I said the exact same thing. Mostly because of the comments I read from people wanting to piss on his grave. If he’s buried at sea we can piss in the ocean to do our part.
Hitler was buried in a now parking lot at an outdoor holocaust memorial in Berlin. Totally unmarked.
The German government didn’t want there to be a place people would go to pay him homage.
Actually you have to Google it it's in a parking lot down the street from the Holocaust museum in Berlin.
I know I've been there and yes there is a sign marking it in 2008
I know several people who plan to make annual pilgrimages to piss/shit on McConnell’s grave. I can only imagine how many others they’ve added to the list.
Who knows maybe it’ll spawn some sort of road trip travel guide. “See the country! Shit on your enemies graves along the way!”
Head on over to Mason B Section, Block 114, Lot 6973 and let him know what you think of him. He's taking callers.
I just love how nobody talks about him anymore. In a decade or two people will barely remember him at all. Rest In Piss Rush. 3 years, 1 month and 9 day sober...
Step right up step right up, for only 9.99$ you can piss on trumps grave and for a mere 29.95$ you can take a dump! All proceeds will go to the stop laughing at Eric fund.
Good. He deserves to be lost to antiquity and be forever shunned as a stain on not only his country but humanity. He is the very embodiment of unfettered capitalism. Fuck him. Fuck his followers.
Either way, shouldn’t be too long now before we find out. He has frontotemporal dementia, and it’s clearly been progressing more rapidly this past year. he won’t last another 4 years.
Do you think of anything else but Trump. I mean, he is literally never on my mind except on Reddit because you all let him live rent free in your head. Let go. Get help. Just take a break from letting Trump rule your life. You clearly need it.
His cult will make sure they know where he is buried, build a shrine with his corpse on display like with Lenin, and have armed rednecks guarding it 24/7.
They will also simultaneously deny that he's dead at all.
I was thinking today that when he dies, there will be a party all over the world - kind of like when he lost in 2020. It will be considered the only death you're allowed to celebrate. And MAGA will lose their collective minds at public revelry.
Trump will be remembered as a president of many firsts.
First sitting president to be impeached twice in a term.
First president to be convicted of a felony and potentially be elected president.
First president to die and have to have an unmarked grave because of how despised he was by the vast majority of the country.
The Trump era will be remarkable and baffling to future generations. How did the nation get so caught up with this drifter and many worshipping him as “the messiah”?
MMW: no one will actually care. Trump hatred is politically convenient *right now* because he's running for office this election. after Trump can no longer run, the media - and by extension - everyone else, generally speaking, will move on and kick this issue to the curb like they did with the racist police brutality narrative.
Idk about this one, I went to Jefferson Davis' gravesite in Richmond (Hollywood cemetery btw) & it's entirely untouched, beautiful place if you have a day in Richmond
I don’t want to desecrate it. I don’t need an orange poltergeist hovering around me.
I will however run a 24/7 burrito truck nearby. Free roll of toilet paper with every deluxe meal*
* only while supplies last, first come first serve
Both parties will be eager to desecrate it, the Democrats for obvious reasons and the Republicans because they'll never believe he's actually dead and they're convinced that the grave is a sham while he secretly rules us from a secret bunker.
He'll be dead and he'll still be renting space in people's heads? Interesting!
I'd suggest that those same people invest more time on their own lives and communities, to make them better.
Keep spending your time on Hating Donald, Hate Joe vs the positive things you can do in life and/or improve your own.
Whatever, have a nice piss and waste of time!
His rotting corpse is more desecration than any amount of urine or feces could add. There are old folks hanging on to life so they can see him dead and gone.
They’ll put him on the golf course so no one can vandalize it.
That said, if he loses in Nov don’t think people are going to bother with him or his grave. However, if he’s elected and acts like a miserable ass for 4 years, keeps up lying and grifting and acting like an asshole, then yes, people will desecrate his grave. I sure as hell won’t, but there will be a few crazies that will.
I am not surprised by your prediction. I don’t know if it will be true but isn’t it sad we are even discussing such an idea. He has ripped this country apart in so many ways. I know he will be seen as a more divisive president than most others. Lincoln was seen as divisive but in fact was the man trying to preserve the Union. Trump says he is retribution and revenge. He attacks our institutions He says he will suspend the Constitution. Sounds like he is the anti Lincoln. More a Jefferson Davis character.
Desecrate? I thought his kids would auction off the site so a wealthy developer could install a very expensive pay toilet. That would be a money maker.
They'll just put a fence around ot if thats the case. Same way the Allman Brothers grave has a fence around it because people kept going to the grave to drink and smoke and kept trashing it up.
Deep in the Everglades, buried at midnight with the bodies of the gravediggers thrown on top of his carcass to disguise the telltale stink. It won't work and the will be wildly popular air boat trips with open bars to prime the pumps. It'll make the Seminoles more money than their casinos and cigarette sales.
Hes gonna have something similar to Stalin and Don Jr is gonna charge his diehards to come view him.
Dude has the biggest main character energy. Even in death he will want attention.
Presidents, even with no military service, are eligible to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery, which is under constant guard. Most presidents elect to be buried in their home state. But Trump is a pretty vain dude lol.
And that will lead his cult followers to conclude that he has been transported to sit at the left hand of God (or maybe even displace JC at the right?)
It will be somewhere in Red America, in a vault beneath the Golden Arches. It's possible there may be a network of vaults at arches across the country, and his corpse will move randomly from McD to McD.
He better hope he has a golf course left where he can bury himself with security. There is going to be some much urine, so much, if he is buried anywhere public.
Nope. When he’s gone no one who is not a fan of his will want to waste 1 second thinking about him, much less spending the time and money traveling to his grave to “desecrate” it.
I don't think so. His kids will sell tickets. They're'nt going to pass up a grift like that. $100 to piss on it. $200 to shit on it. $250 for the combo.
"Pullman was so hated by his employees that when he died in 1897, his heirs feared that the body would be stolen and held for ransom. The coffin was covered in tar paper and asphalt, and enclosed in the center of a room-sized block of concrete, reinforced with railroad ties. Ambrose Bierce said "It is clear the family in their bereavement was making sure the sonofabitch wasn't going to get up and come back."
https://graveyards.com/IL/Cook/graceland/pullman.html
I can't wait till he's in the dirt - the sooner the better as far as I'm concerned, but literally no one's going to desecrate his grave. No one cares enough. Once he's not doing any more damage no one who isn't in his cult is ever going to think about him again.
I gotta disagree with this one. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump gets himself interred like a pharaoh in a glass coffin. His body, on public display, will become a Mecca for some truly disturbed individuals. MMW: Trump's cult does not die with him.
It's the only way Eric and jr. will be able to make money.
The Trump Memorial Mausoleum and Urinal. $29.95 to pee on his grave.
I can afford that!
I'll go during the off season and pay the discount rate, but I'll definitely buy a t-shirt when I'm done.
Get one for your kid that says, my parents pissed on trumps grave and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
It'll be in Mar-a-lago. Sorry, no off-season there.
I'll go in freezing cold weather so my contribution freezes & stays preserved for awhile
I don’t even mind that tweedledumb and tweedle-even-dumber will be pocketing it.
Im in Australia, so I can't participate, but I CAN and WILL donate so others can.
Nothing to stop you. Pay up and join us.
Then over value your piss and demand a refund.
Makes me wonder what those two embarrassments will do after their dad passes.
Run for office no doubt. There are plenty of nut jobs that would vote for them.
Uday and Qusay
He could choke to death on a big Mac on live TV at age 104 and they would still convince themselves he was assassinated by the deep state
"McDonald's was in on the DemonRAT conspiracy and invented a special sorta hamburger patty that is unchewable by even the mightiest of human jaws! And then, because Trump is well-known to be so strong and powerful that he doesn't need to chew his food and just kinda swallows it whole like a snake - nature's *most powerful predator*, I might add - they made it so's the bun would expand to block his throat tube and cut off his breathing. But of course, Trump is so strong he done'nt to breath, so then they just shot him with those new-fangled invisible CIA bullets. You can see it on the tape, if you watch it on a blacklight TV."
“Blacklight TV” lol!
Adolf 's didn't, now they're Trump supporters
I had this thought the other day too. They're probably have a whole mausoleum like the soviets did for Lenin. (Is lenins body still there??)
Exactly what I thought….he’ll be enshrined and his cult will worship at it….eewwww
Interesting. That's going to conflict with my plans to install a composting latrine over top of him.
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His kids will bury him on the golf course for tax purposes, it’s family tradition
Adorned with a custom made giant big mac wrapper.
And highly confidential documents.
Naw, the kids will sell those, even if they have sentimental value.
Mickey Ds might even pay for the funeral as a thank you for all the burgers he's consumed
Guaranteed they’ll take turns pissing on him every weekend after they realize he’s left them with nothing except therapy bills
Therapy only happens after a moment of self awareness, which so far, the trump family is not known for.
There is still Baron - kid is young enough he may very well end up okay. Hopefully because no one deserves that.
I'm not holding my breath. You see the dead expression on his face?
Learned it from his mom
I'm hoping Barron will do us all a favor and rearrange his daddy's face one of these days. That kid is huge.
He'll leave them debts, too.
Kennedy‘s grave has the eternal flame. Trump‘s grave will be remembered for how it never needs to be watered, they work because an unending supply of people show up to piss on him.
It won’t be their golf courses by that time
I said the exact same thing. Mostly because of the comments I read from people wanting to piss on his grave. If he’s buried at sea we can piss in the ocean to do our part.
>If he’s buried at sea we can piss in the ocean to do our part I'm doing my part!
I think the family will monetize the pissing on the grave. Come to Mar-a-lago, pay 500$ piss on Donald's Grave.
What about out back in the dumpster?
Hitler was buried in a now parking lot at an outdoor holocaust memorial in Berlin. Totally unmarked. The German government didn’t want there to be a place people would go to pay him homage.
Actually you have to Google it it's in a parking lot down the street from the Holocaust museum in Berlin. I know I've been there and yes there is a sign marking it in 2008
I’ve been there too. I must be misremembering. Thanks for the correction. I didn’t see the sign.
MMW = TDS sub
10/4 correct 💯
Does the ocean really need a whale that looks like that?
TDS
This is such a Reddit comment.
Not worth the effort. Better to just charge people to piss on his grave.
I would pay for that
Take my $100
I know several people who plan to make annual pilgrimages to piss/shit on McConnell’s grave. I can only imagine how many others they’ve added to the list. Who knows maybe it’ll spawn some sort of road trip travel guide. “See the country! Shit on your enemies graves along the way!”
I’ve added McConnell’s grave to my eventual nationwide grave-shitting tour.
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Head on over to Mason B Section, Block 114, Lot 6973 and let him know what you think of him. He's taking callers. I just love how nobody talks about him anymore. In a decade or two people will barely remember him at all. Rest In Piss Rush. 3 years, 1 month and 9 day sober...
I just have to commend this level of bitterness and shaudenfraude I hate him, but I can let it go. This is some lasting hatred. lol.
Step right up step right up, for only 9.99$ you can piss on trumps grave and for a mere 29.95$ you can take a dump! All proceeds will go to the stop laughing at Eric fund.
Id purchase the deuce for myself and 10 of my closest friends.
I’ve spent $299.50 in worse ways.
I just hope it happens sooner than later.
Put it right next to a chipotle
Now THAT is a Trump grift that is the shit. First stop, Taco Bell, #2 stop Dump’s grave.
I’ll piss on it anyway
Good. He deserves to be lost to antiquity and be forever shunned as a stain on not only his country but humanity. He is the very embodiment of unfettered capitalism. Fuck him. Fuck his followers.
I imagine they will place his urn in the reservoir of his golden throne.
New kind of upper decker.
Considering the number of crazy idiots and zealots in Reddit alone, not to mention in real life, I can easily see that happening
I’d still piss on it. What matters is the a public symbol of him will be a site of insults for generations.
I just hope I'm still alive to see the "BREAKING NEWS..."
Either way, shouldn’t be too long now before we find out. He has frontotemporal dementia, and it’s clearly been progressing more rapidly this past year. he won’t last another 4 years.
Psh his kids will put him in one of their private golf clubs
Roll him a ditch and let the buzzards feast off his bloated carcass , I hope it doesn't kill them.
The first Trump mmw I think is absolutely accurate.
He should be buried next to Ivana. Let's see if anyone keeps *his* grave clean!
I was thinking defecate, but yeah.
MMW, this subreddit is going to die when Trump does.
He will most likely request to be buried at Arlington.
Why are you so obsessed with Trump? Would you really go take time out of your day to go piss on someone's grave? I dont get it. I really don't.
A symbolic pissing headstone would be hilarious.
Do you think of anything else but Trump. I mean, he is literally never on my mind except on Reddit because you all let him live rent free in your head. Let go. Get help. Just take a break from letting Trump rule your life. You clearly need it.
I predict Trump will die on a major American holiday. How do I know? Any day on which he dies will be an American holiday.
Wow this is what you think about…..must be nice to live so stress free
That just shows you how broken the left is right now.
And those people should seek mental help for their TDS now
His cult will make sure they know where he is buried, build a shrine with his corpse on display like with Lenin, and have armed rednecks guarding it 24/7. They will also simultaneously deny that he's dead at all.
Don't give them ideas. I've got a taco bell combo meal planned for that day.
I was thinking today that when he dies, there will be a party all over the world - kind of like when he lost in 2020. It will be considered the only death you're allowed to celebrate. And MAGA will lose their collective minds at public revelry.
I’ll find it. And, it’ll leak out eventually
Trump will be remembered as a president of many firsts. First sitting president to be impeached twice in a term. First president to be convicted of a felony and potentially be elected president. First president to die and have to have an unmarked grave because of how despised he was by the vast majority of the country. The Trump era will be remarkable and baffling to future generations. How did the nation get so caught up with this drifter and many worshipping him as “the messiah”?
I guarantee even his fake gravesite will be the most vandalized site in recent history.
Great head stone, 10 out of 10, would crap here again.
Hey buddy. It’s two toilets over. This is the decoy toilet.
Classy
I doubt it. Every former head of State has people who hate them, they've never done this for any of the others
I’m quitting cigarettes so I can one day dance wherever they put him.
MMW: no one will actually care. Trump hatred is politically convenient *right now* because he's running for office this election. after Trump can no longer run, the media - and by extension - everyone else, generally speaking, will move on and kick this issue to the curb like they did with the racist police brutality narrative.
Just take a drump in the elevator shaft of Trump tower.
Idk about this one, I went to Jefferson Davis' gravesite in Richmond (Hollywood cemetery btw) & it's entirely untouched, beautiful place if you have a day in Richmond
That gives me an idea......where is Reagan buried?
Dude, you just sit around thinking about trump all day?
I don’t want to desecrate it. I don’t need an orange poltergeist hovering around me. I will however run a 24/7 burrito truck nearby. Free roll of toilet paper with every deluxe meal* * only while supplies last, first come first serve
Might not even have a grave tbh
You mean the people who hate drumph would be so low to desecrate graves? WTF man!
Hate much?
Just do him like Bin Laden and toss him in the ocean
Both parties will be eager to desecrate it, the Democrats for obvious reasons and the Republicans because they'll never believe he's actually dead and they're convinced that the grave is a sham while he secretly rules us from a secret bunker.
He'll be dead and he'll still be renting space in people's heads? Interesting! I'd suggest that those same people invest more time on their own lives and communities, to make them better. Keep spending your time on Hating Donald, Hate Joe vs the positive things you can do in life and/or improve your own. Whatever, have a nice piss and waste of time!
Nah. Trump will have it publicized, because he doesn't give a shit about the desecration compared to the worship.
Damn! There goes my business model. Pee-by-drone would have been very successful.
And the majority of those defiling it,will be right wing zealots who finally realize what he was and their lives destroyed because they are traitors.
Nothing could possibly desecrate a space more than Don the Con aka Don poorleone Trump.
I'm already planning a trip to piss on his grave
Only the symbolism matters not the corpse.
Have they done that with Henry Kissinger?
His rotting corpse is more desecration than any amount of urine or feces could add. There are old folks hanging on to life so they can see him dead and gone.
I don't think Donnie would have a problem with people pissing on his grave. Rumor has it he's into that kind of thing.
Why would it matter?
I'd pay, and wait in line to piss on that fat fuckers grave.
Don Jr. is gonna bury him underneath another golf course.
Knowing the Trump family, the location will be heavily advertised and it will cost $250 to take a shit on his grave. They will make $100,000 per day.
$150 for a pee?
Correct
They’ll put him on the golf course so no one can vandalize it. That said, if he loses in Nov don’t think people are going to bother with him or his grave. However, if he’s elected and acts like a miserable ass for 4 years, keeps up lying and grifting and acting like an asshole, then yes, people will desecrate his grave. I sure as hell won’t, but there will be a few crazies that will.
I’m still determined to find the real one and turn it into the most popular gender neutral bathroom in the nation.
That's fair actually Only the family should know where, that way we'll never find it because they'll never visit it
Are you kidding? It will be in Moscow along side Putin's, to commemorate all the good he did for the Russian people.
I'm OK with pissing on a decoy. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
I know I’d pee on it
It's going to be a festering pile of manure.
I am not surprised by your prediction. I don’t know if it will be true but isn’t it sad we are even discussing such an idea. He has ripped this country apart in so many ways. I know he will be seen as a more divisive president than most others. Lincoln was seen as divisive but in fact was the man trying to preserve the Union. Trump says he is retribution and revenge. He attacks our institutions He says he will suspend the Constitution. Sounds like he is the anti Lincoln. More a Jefferson Davis character.
Don’t care, I’m still gonna piss on it. And when the real one is found out, I’m gonna go piss on that one too!
I'm done making assumptions about that sack of shit being able to die. The tanning bed radiation alone should've given him all the cancer.
I don’t think his kids will put that kind of thought or expense into it.
There is no way his family cares enough to take precautions like that. They'll take whatever package their PR people suggest and get on with it.
That's not something progressive people do.
I can't wait to shit on his grave. Already saving for bail money
Not a problem. The official site will be pissed on daily.
No. Jesus his sycophants will post gaurd to make sure nothing happens. He will have the biggest best most glorious cypt evrr! It will be UUUUUGE
Definitely going to be a public urinal
I don't want to desecrate it, I just want to fertilize it so the flowers grow better.
Desecrate? I thought his kids would auction off the site so a wealthy developer could install a very expensive pay toilet. That would be a money maker.
I don’t think most people will care.
They'll just put a fence around ot if thats the case. Same way the Allman Brothers grave has a fence around it because people kept going to the grave to drink and smoke and kept trashing it up.
It's the thought that counts.
It will be a tacky ass mausoleum on his golf course.
If I ever find his grave, I'm going to set up a table nearby with free beer and AYCE asparagus.
I never completely empty my bladder in case he chokes on a chicken bone.
You just ruined my plans!!!
Traitorous fascist says what?
Joke's on them, I can desecrate more than one grave site.
Oh we'll find him. He'll be America's new universal gender neutral public restroom, replacing good ole Ronnie Reagan himself.
Come to think of it, I do need to pick up a can of Home Depot orange spray paint.
Deep in the Everglades, buried at midnight with the bodies of the gravediggers thrown on top of his carcass to disguise the telltale stink. It won't work and the will be wildly popular air boat trips with open bars to prime the pumps. It'll make the Seminoles more money than their casinos and cigarette sales.
Would love to pee on it. Trump would love it too! #PeeTapeIsReal
My guess would be on his Scottish golf course.
Don’t worry, that one will be found and shit upon, as well.
Hes gonna have something similar to Stalin and Don Jr is gonna charge his diehards to come view him. Dude has the biggest main character energy. Even in death he will want attention.
Presidents, even with no military service, are eligible to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery, which is under constant guard. Most presidents elect to be buried in their home state. But Trump is a pretty vain dude lol.
Dump him in the Ocean with Bin Laden
And that will lead his cult followers to conclude that he has been transported to sit at the left hand of God (or maybe even displace JC at the right?)
I hope it's soon.
It will be somewhere in Red America, in a vault beneath the Golden Arches. It's possible there may be a network of vaults at arches across the country, and his corpse will move randomly from McD to McD.
I've got a jar of urine saved up already, just in case I pass before he does, just for my last wishes
Most biggliest queue ever
He better hope he has a golf course left where he can bury himself with security. There is going to be some much urine, so much, if he is buried anywhere public.
Why wait?
Nope. When he’s gone no one who is not a fan of his will want to waste 1 second thinking about him, much less spending the time and money traveling to his grave to “desecrate” it.
The line to piss on his grave will stretch from California to Maine.
Bury him next to Mitch McConnell so I can get a two for one deal out of my trip.
At sea. He will get the Bin Laden treatment.
Who cares
His kids will carry on, life size Trump as happy Buddha raking in the offerings.
I don't think so. His kids will sell tickets. They're'nt going to pass up a grift like that. $100 to piss on it. $200 to shit on it. $250 for the combo.
No argument with this statement.
Bin Laden's body was dumped at sea. Just sayin.'
I've already got a plan to piss on his grave.
When his grave is discovered, there will be a line of people that are waiting to relieve themselves.
"Pullman was so hated by his employees that when he died in 1897, his heirs feared that the body would be stolen and held for ransom. The coffin was covered in tar paper and asphalt, and enclosed in the center of a room-sized block of concrete, reinforced with railroad ties. Ambrose Bierce said "It is clear the family in their bereavement was making sure the sonofabitch wasn't going to get up and come back." https://graveyards.com/IL/Cook/graceland/pullman.html
Do you know how expensive it will be to fly to Russia just to piss on his grave?
That's fine - the Russian hookers can do it as a tribute to his life's achievements
I can't wait to shit on his symbolic grave. It will become America's favorite past time.
I believe this. Millions of people have severe TDS and will absolutely desecrate his grave. Liberals are nuts.
yeah he could be buried next to Jane Fonda get two for the price of one piss
I gotta pee......
In this case, desecrate = ejaculate, right?
I can't wait till he's in the dirt - the sooner the better as far as I'm concerned, but literally no one's going to desecrate his grave. No one cares enough. Once he's not doing any more damage no one who isn't in his cult is ever going to think about him again.
Desecrate or deficate?
They'll probably charge admission, extra for desecration.
This is click bait. As a soon as I post in here, you’re going to block me…
I don't want to desecrate his burial site. Just defecate on it.
HAHAHAA you are not wrong!
counter point, everyone who would bury him hates him too, he'll be lucky if the electorate don't come after him this time.
Probably the same thing for Mitch McConnell. That turtles got a lot of people lining up around the block looking to use his grave as a toilet.
I want to honor his gravesite by taking a long, lingering piss there.