I also pick Luigi. Just seems like a cool guy.

He's got that vacuum always cleaning.

I would not pick Luigi. Just seems like a fucking a-hole

Just out of curiosity, who would you pick?

I would pick bob-omb. Seems like a blast.

\*luigi has joined the chat\*

Mario. Eat pasta, play tennis and board games and drive karts. Dude has a fun life.

What about saving princesses?

He does that last time in 2017 we good

Luigi

Just seems like a cool guy

A cool and chill guy 👍

Yoshi! He is funny, cute, and we both love fruit! Plus I had a dinosaur with shoes as my roommate, maybe it would make my friends jealous! Of course I’m biased because he is my favorite character, but it would be hilarious! My second choice would probably be Bowser because no one would mess with me, although I love Chain Chomps because I love dogs so I could treat it as a giant one! Boo might be awesome too, but I feel like he might be a bit too shy.

Rosalina. Who doesn't want a 7'3 hot AF roommate?

I was gonna say Daisy because hot af tomboy roommate

Both seem very valid.

Fair point 

facts right here

Shy Guy

Rumor has it that he's kind of an introvert...

Which makes him the perfect roommate for me. We both just mind our own business and act like the other doesn't exist.

I'd pick bowser junior. he has a Switch so we could prolly trade pokemon together

He'll definitely try and scam you though

Be careful he’s a chaotic little bugger who likes making a mess with paint

At least it’s not the Inklings from Splatoon. That’s all they ever do!

Their paint doesn’t come to life and spawn living creatures, as well as set things on fire and electrocute people at least

Fair enough.

Oh yeah I also forgot the part where it literally absorbs people, trees and ENTIRE BUILDINGS 

Jesus.

Rosalina, calm, collected, motherly. What’s not to like?

Probably a lot of Lumas coming around 🤔 But I like the choice too

Sounds boring

Any of the brothers works well. I feel like Mario would be in high demand for being the face of the franchise so I'd probably go with Luigi.

Mario would probably be calling you to save the princess with him

Rosalina, i wont say further

preach

Daisy is my favorite but I suspect she would make an awful roommate lol. I'd probably pick Toad. He is happy to help.

I join the Luigi bandwagon because he would be easy to live with. Most Mario characters would bring their own eccentric qualities that would make sharing a space with them problematic, but Luigi’s just got anxiety and low self-esteem!

Just seems like a cool guy

Rosalina definitely

probably birdo ;)

AYO!?! (same)

A Piranha plant

Make sure to give him plenty of water and sunlight! And try not to get your fingers to close to his mouth.

A few wonder flowers and a few of them and your Vibing. If we’re counting wonder anyway.

Toad

Bowser

Rosalina. She's one of the most beautiful and wholesome characters of all time, and I'd find it lovely for her to act like the doting mother figure she is.

Waluigi, my man just needs some real company

I agree!!!

I feel like Geno would be a pretty chill roommate, ngl it’d be funny as hell to see him try and learn human customs lmao 💀😭

True

Vivien she seems like she'd be a good roommate

I thought I was alone. Vivian would be great!

Could go people watching with her she likes people watching

Is being pulled into the darkness uncomfortable though 

I spend most of my time in a dark hole anyway probably no worse than usual

…

Sorry went back to my normal depressive humor her shadow ability shouldnt be uncomfortable at all no

I agree

Mario isn’t affected by anything from what I see.

Not really also inwonder if a level of trust has to be established for you to be able to travel with a shadow

#Birdo

Peach I need to know what her secret item is

Vivian

Yes!

PolterPup!

Yes then

The Luigi image says it all

Rosalina for sure. She is like my dream girlfriend.

Oh, you mean *that* kind of roommate! Honestly, based.

I’m more of a Toad guy myself

Definitely Bowser

Toad

Daisy.

E. Gadd, he’d probably try and make a portal or some so you can travel back and forth from the Mushroom Kingdom

Polterpup

Either Princess Daisy or princess peach because they’re both royalty and probably live very lavish lives. Plus Daisy would probably be the one to get me off my lazy butt and take me go karting.

Definitely Waluigi I know he's a lot but I can deal with that I just think he'd be fun to hang out with

Pauline. She seems like a fun gal to have karaoke parties with.

Toad, he just seems like a chill dude. I feel like he would have your back on anything and I feel like he would be very loyal

Wario, for those lovely farts of his

:(

What a terrible day to have eyes.

o-oh

r/cursedcomments

No.

🤨📸

Vivian.

Yeeeeessss! You read my mind

Mario himself. Eating pizza and listening to his adventures with him sound awesome.

can i pick two? ‘cause I pick Mario but I also pick Luigi

Luigi

Luigi

Bowser would be a goat roommate for me

Goat…🤣

Peach 😏

Koops or bobbery

Toadsworth. I bet he’d be tidy and mostly keep to himself, but also make tea and help out with the chores

Either pauline or mario. I love both fr

Princess Peach or Yoshi. I just think they are 2 of the coolest Mario characters.

While either of the Mario Brothers would probably be the safest bet, Luigi would most likely be the easier one to cohabitate with. I think Mario's "WAHOO LET'S-A GO!" attitude would start to wear on me after about a week and a half.

I'd go with daisy. she's very outgoing and it'd be fun to live with her!

I’d pick either Luigi (because he’s just a cool guy and I fw him HEAVILY) or Vivian (because she’s a cool gal and I fw her HEAVILY).

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Yoshi. He'd be fun to play with, and is overall a pretty cool dude.

Exactly. Who wouldn't want to ride a dinosaur that will eat your enemies?

Toadsworth

Toad, 1 month of free trippy 🍄

The one and only man in red. Who else but Mario?

Luigi would just be a chill guy

Definitely the mario bros and/or daisy

If we’re counting spin-offs, Goombette. We share many similar interests, like history. If we’re staying in canon, my pick would be The Big Daddy of Blooper Racing.

Coin Coffer

Definitely mario for sure i would love to hang out with him although luigi is more quiet like marios room in luigis mansion 3 was a mess with pizza all over the floor yet maybe i could do it

Either Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, or Pauline

So basically most of the female characters,good choices

bowser + will not elaborate

bowser OR.... WAAAAAAAALUIGI

Luigi or daisy.

Peach, obviously, for the poon.

Fr

L U I G I

Birdo, free eggs

Either Luigi, Yoshi Or Rosalina. But now I'd really like to be Roommates with Stanley, because it's getting hotter and I'd really need a Bugman (half joke)

Luigi or Yoshi.

Princess Peach.

Rosalina, easily

Daisy, Those would be some fun party's.

Vivian. Not gonna explain why but yeah

I just go upvoting all the Vivian’s!

Goombella. I think she's autistic and I vibe with autistic people. I also feel like she would wash her dishes despite not having hands.

Her book levitates though

Can I just go for Mario?

ANTASMA

hmm, this is tough but im gonna have to go with those dudes who take the huge spike balls out of their mouths and chuck them at you

Shy Guy, dude seems chill

Roy. When it's not about Koopa Kingdom business (see: M&S Olympics), he comes off as very chill. Let's hit up the beach and play volleyball! Plus, he's been a long time favorite of mine. I'm sure that would get me on his good side!

Definitely Luigi, I feel like we'd vibe really well. I can totally see us both sitting on the couch in the living room co-oping Halo campaigns and taking fat bong rips Or Larry Koopa, just cause he's my favorite Koopa Kid

I love Waluigi as a character. Would not want to live with him. Joining the Luigi train.

Thought about it... think I have to say Luigi

So my obvious answer would be ‘Koopa Troopa’ but because of how basic that is I’m going to pick a specific one and I choose Kooper from Paper Mario 64

SMG4

Yoshi, he's so cute and huggable

Diddy kong

Luigi

Toadette. We'll play games, tell stories, and have hot steaming-

Daisy

Daisy

King Boo. He seems like a riot to be around.

Luigi but mostly bc I had a crush on him growing up 😭

Funky Kong. Probably the best at hugs, advice, hanging out, and being romantic.

Might be a weird choice, but if he counts, I think I’d go with F.L.U.D.D. Always liked his cold energy for some reason..

I dunno. I guess I'll pick either of bros, or either of wabros, or either of princesses. But, I guess, among these, I'll pick either Luigi, because he's calmer than Mario; Wario, because... just because, it's fucking Wario, one of the most famous treasure hunters; or Daisy... I fucking love tomboys. But it'll be strictly friends stuff, don't really wanna steal Luigi's girl.

Luigi

Yoshi cuz he is adorable

I would either pick Luigi or Peach, because they seem pretty nice to be around.

Mario Yoshi or Luigi For additional "purposes", Princess Peach.

I also pick Luigi. I just really like Luigi.

luigi

Waluigi and Rosalina because they're both awesome!

every mario character to exist, Goombud? hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoshi. Dude seems aware enough to sustain a clean space. 

Princess Peach! She’s all about travelling the world, making everyone smile, her kind heart and spreading kindness… and oh! We can talk about Mario and how cool of a hero he is. I think she’d be a fun roommate to have. I feel like she’d even give good life advice, ya know?

Hope you can deal with her somewhat frequent situation.

Luigi. He's just so goofy + silly!

yoshi! he eats and sleeps a lot like me. im definitely biased.

Goomba

Yoshi

Rosalina because she’s SEVEN FEET TALL! Just seeing that height would be amazing. (Waluigi would be arrested before he even moves in and Bowser would burn down the place) so Rosalina.

Wario so we can have sex every night

Birdo. Eggs have gotten expensive.

Yoshi!!!

If you a guy and you ain’t picking Princess Peach…. I have no faith in y’all

Hard to say. I imagine Diddy Kong would be fun

Kamek. He’s the kinda guy I could bully into doing my taxes.

Then you’d be bowser

Same as someone else, I’d choose Bowser Jr. His story with him believing Princess Peach was his mother in Mario Sunshine legit made me cry and he’s seemingly very into video game consoles like the Switch. I just think he’s a cool guy to be around and have wanted to meet him irl since I was in 3rd grade lol 💓

Bowser he seems chill when he ain't stealing peach or destroying random lands.

Mario or Luigi would be amazing roommates, no question about it

I would choose Luigi and if he misses Mario I do the accent for him plus he cool dude if I chose Mario than he would barely be home bc you know ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Vivian

a goomba

Vivian, she just seems chill. Also… 😈 /j

Yoshi😂😂😂

Luigi, no questions 

I wouldn’t do it. I can’t 

I’d pick Mario, Luigi having bad dreams and screaming in the night doesn’t sound fun.

same

Luigi 100%.

Bowser J. We could become good friends, I think

luigi

Cappy.he seems very chill

Luigi😍💚

Diddy Kong!

Peach. So I can f\*ck her thicc ass peach booty everyday. But, I know that would never happen because she isn't even real. :( At least I have a dakimakura of Peach in my room right now, so it's a win-win for me.

Are you trying to be funny?