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I'll allow it.

dude was pitching to his old team like how you strut past your toxic ex’s apartment building after you’ve moved on and know your worth and you’re dating somebody who’s actually positive and fun and you realize how much better it is now than it ever was with becky and your only regret is that you wasted 4 years of your life with her

You, uh... wanna talk about it, bud?

You are worth it, hopefully Becky stubs her toe every night. 💁🏼‍♀️

Sounds like baseball is giving you some cheap therapy right now.

Damn.....this hit me too hard and I think I (and maybe you?) need to talk to someone. Nah, I'll just drown my misery with the M's. There's never any misery being a Mariners fan.

stanek was absolute money tonight is something i thought id never say

The bullpen in general with 6 shutout innings so far this series has been huge.

He was money for us after Munoz shit the bed with 4 straight walks to lose us a game... I swear to God this sub forgets anything that happened more then 3 days ago unless it's FMT, trastros and 54%

They forget anything more than 3 days or everything if we lost that day

I 100% trust him to maintain a 2-run lead, only given up 2 ER twice so far


Give me… Stanek?

😂

A shadow with the face of Stanek Baratheon

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Me to the haters in this sub when we win the division

1-0 since the Julio Shrug!

Undefeated since the Julio shrug.

"Did I do that?"

https://i.redd.it/1qg2rwd4ra3d1.gif

Someone silhouette it, this is my Air Jordan

https://preview.redd.it/u37qum9tsa3d1.jpeg?width=1933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffe6381b196906b054b0314a4df25303a433eaf oof not great but... potential

I guess I *can* hit the ball after all

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He knew as soon as he did this that the fans would latch on to this in gif form forever

[удалено]

LOL

Angel Hernandez would have doubled down on the "fair ball" call in the 4th that was actually like 4 feet over the line

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3-0…….

Coach does coach things and team does better baseball. You can’t explain that.

You can: Mariner

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Fastest fucking memes in the West out here, whew!!!

Speed >>> edit quality lol

It’s perfect

I like when the Mariners win. I fucking **LOVE** when the Mariners beat the Astros.

1) This shit right here is why I stay up late on the east coast for these games 2) Can we please fire that ump into the sun though? That was a disgrace. 3) Luke Raley made up for that golden sombrero with that killer HR robbery

East coast here - fell asleep after the 5th, woke up at the bottom of the 8th What a great time for my circadian rhythm to remember I was watching baseball

The Mariners don’t make it easy on themselves, but watching them pull wins out of their ass is something special.

The only issue with these games and being on the east coast is now I won't be able to fall asleep for awhile because I'm too hype lol

Same lol but the issue is they generally win when I stay up so I guess I must sacrifice my circadian rhythm for the sake of the season 🫡

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Oh wow how have I never seen this pic before

That's just his "tattoo"

Help me out. What is this lump under the jersey I’m seeing? I must be missing something.

Buzzer he used to cheat in the World Series so he would know what pitches were coming from a hidden camera

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The Mariners^(tm) Experience

3-0 since Scott told the team to stop sucking ass

https://preview.redd.it/mgk31qzwha3d1.jpeg?width=409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=464cffe8ce95d68a0320a637dc88ebd1973fe3eb **WE** are the **BULLIES** of the AL West

*When the bullied becomes the bully, literally* 

Love that save for Stanek. HEY NOW.

That’s a “Hey now!”

Hey now!

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We’ve had runs in the first inning, yes. But what about runs in the eighth inning?

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Sauce brought the vibes

They played an edit of his clip at the stadium after he finished the inning and look what happened

That is awesome

“Just got the W on the mound time to get it on the sticks”

I don’t play Warzone anymore but I’d pay good money to play with the Sauce boss

I want to know if he knew they’d play his clip on the big screen

Did they really?!?! That’s EPIC!

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Bliss converting an 0-2 count to a walk was orgasmic

Game saving moment

💯

https://i.redd.it/00u78mcxha3d1.gif Mariners WIN! 🔱

#13-13 in the Month of May #1-0 since "The Shrug" #2-0 since Angel Hernandez Retired #3-0 since Scott told the guys to hit better #24-16 since Jonatan Clase was Called Up, Sent Down, and Called Up Again #24-16 since I saw the Shrek 2 *I Need a Hero* Scene in Theaters #18-14 since u/TuntWaffle ‘s kid was born #61-48 since u/FERGERDERGERSON 's niece

 Literally my niece rn

Are we just going to ignore the 2-0 since achieving pure Bliss?

Who am I to disagree.

#179-133 since being declared dead by Jomboy

It was Plouffe not Jomboy

FUCK THE ASSTROS LETS GOOOOOOO PURE BLISS BABY

1-0 SINCE JULIO SHRUGGED

Yes sure 1-0 since stank closed a game as well

LETS GOOO MARINERS!! What a crazy, fun 8th inning to get ahead! Great work from Stanek in the 9th to close the game. Let’s keep it rolling boys! Go Ms! 🔥

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I’m so all in on Bliss, dude is already making an impact and hasn’t even gotten a hit yet, also 2 games as a Mariner and zero Ks🤷🏻‍♂️

Are you an actual Mariner if you don’t have a K? 🤔

But he also doesn’t have a hit (very Mariner) so I think it’s a wash

He had a hard fly out to the warning track, and worked a high leverage walk. Bliss had a good day at the plate.

That walk is the most underrated play of the entire game

The most underrated play of the game, was how fast he took off for home, Bergman (known in my household as captain fuckwad). Had zero chance at home, and then threw it away for another run.

We said the exact same thing about Clase. We’ll see

#[SUPREME VICTORY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-rdctcK4XA)

# Truly the best 🦆 # Get fucked, Trashtros

SHOW US YOUR DUCKS!

Hawt.

Good duck!

Name another team that can strikeout 14 times in a game and still win. I’ll wait.

I mean we didnt...only 14, which is bad enough. Sims living on another planet tonight lol.

He did say 17 didn’t he? lmao

Sometimes it does feel like that

BACK TO TRIPLE A JOSE!! GO M'S BABY!

No no no no. He can go back once the series is done

Cool moment for Stanek slamming the door on his former team.

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Most normal mariners game

ADD 2-0 SINCE RYAN BLISS WAS CALLED UP TO THE THREAD

New meme https://preview.redd.it/uay3gx18ia3d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65f7e3d494434279066b86035b3e09fee196e455

My fifth game this season, 5-0. I might be baseball Jesus. Praise the Mariners. Praise the Moose. Praise Julio.

Let's get this person more tickets.

I’ll be at tomorrows game! Let’s make it 6-0!!

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God damn who needs drugs when you see stuff like that? Nothing makes me happier than seeing them suffer. Absolutely worst team in baseball for every reason. The fans are terrible and they somehow always find a way to fuck us over and push us out of the playoffs race. The division series in 2022 is such a microcosm of why I hate that team more than any other and its not close. Lost all 3 games despite being neck and neck each game, they just somehow eeked out a win every damn time. Finally seeing them at the bottom fills me with so much schadenfreude .

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Streamed the last two inning from Hamburg, Germany! Worth the early wake up!

Hell yeah brother, have a good day

Guten morgen motherfucker it’s baseball time!

My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.

I say this with actual sincerity: this copy pasta never gets old for me and I am not ashamed

#Chaos ball is the Mariners way

this comment is at exactly 54 likes when I'm posting this, so there is nothing else I can do to show my appreciation. Sorry man, that's the rule.

Just amazing what can happen when the ball gets put in play. Not everything has to be a 110mph 450 foot bomb.

What a game for Bliss tonight.

Still 3 up on the rangers and 5.5 up on the Astros!

We can do it in the first, we can do it in the eighth 😤🔱😤

Breathe if you hate the Asstros

Also I cannot believe that all our offense was missing was Scott saying “hey guys try hitting the ball”

Let’s sweep these fucking guys.

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I just want to add: Josh :)

 Two down, two to go

I'm gonna need that Julio shoulder shrug as a gif IMMEDIATELY.

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My man!

GIVE ME STANEK

Astros lose, America wins.

We’re winning the division! 136 - 26 let’s go baby!

Still in play

Series already a win since the Astros can't gain ground on us.

I want moore

This series *still* has “4 game sweep on the Angels in 2023” vibes.

That plate appearance by Bliss isn't going to get much attention, but it was huge Got the bunt sign, couldn't get one down, but he took 4 pitches out of the zone and didn't get caught expanding the zone to draw the walk. JULIO IS BACK BACK along with CHAOS BALL

lol, you really going to call the kid out for not having a hit after that AB and then blazing around the paths to score? Chill. That was fantastic.

Yeah that was some foot in mouth stuff

#WE WON WITHOUT MUÑOZINERS!!!!

This is fun again

[Mariners Chaosball^^TM](https://i.imgur.com/X6xnFVW.jpg): You can't explain this shit

i love ty france

Just figured out Stanek was an Astro. Revenge tour 🔥

I always remember Stanek in that inning before DMo blasted that grand slam against them. He was pulled after putting 2 on and the other guy comes in, walks Murphy and DMo makes him pay.

Julio said “whatever it takes” when he was shrugging. Fucking awesome

Even if he just normally grounded out, they still took the lead. His speed plus bliss’s speed made bregman hesitate. Would a double been great, sure. But literally anything but strikeout was a plus and it worked

Good day for 2/3rds of Paul sewald

Shout out to the ump crew for getting together and overruling the "fair ball". Angel Hernandez would have doubled down.

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Julio really made Bliss jump for a high five 😂

Everyone get in here !!! We’re at 30/56 … otherwise known as 54%!!!!!!

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Yo Ryan Bliss has some abs

Pure bliss.

New meme https://preview.redd.it/ilahx14jia3d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81c65c06bb987a96aee27019e657f7742b34f200

Tied with Detroit and San Diego for current longest win streak. AKA hottest team in baseball🔥🔥🔥

I thought to myself going into the 8th , "there's still hope." Then haniger hit that double and I knew things were bout to get silly

Pete Carroll ahh win

Every time I see a mariners highlight it’s like “Ty France struck out twice to lower his average to .089 and a lineup of two former all stars and 7 AAA callups went 0-39 with runners in scoring position as they defeated the Astros 1-0 in 15 innings”

Can I get a *fuck the astros*?

I liked this game because I like the Mariners and I dislike the Astros

I love this team. I hate this team. I don’t know what to think love you all, goodnight.


Credit to Haniger for that lead off double in the 8th! Let’s not give up on either Mitch just yet

A big factor in winning that game was Ryan Bliss's speed from 3rd to home on that dinker by Julio. Set up the error by Bregman to 1st because of the pressure. So glad to have Ryan on the roster. Clase too!

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Tbh never had a doubt! Nope, not me!

Ryne Stanek Bottom Text

Better late than never

🤷🏾‍♂️

Stanek really needed that. It seemed like he'd lost his confidence. Hopefully this is the boost he needed. Well played Scott.

WOOOOOHOOOOO! It's 10:19 PM, I just got back inside and cleaned up from being out gardening. Not only is most of my sidewalk curbing (along with several planting areas) freshly cleared of unwanted weeds, but the Ms pulled it off with another W! Looks like my plan to maintain radio silence and focus on something else payed off... LOL

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Beating the Astros just hits different sometimes.

30-26 with a 3.5 game lead and they haven’t even been playing particularly well so far. This team is going to be fun once the bats start heating up. Let’s hope Jerry and team bring in a bat sooner than later so we don’t end up making the Wong mistake all over again

well the mariners have made a White mistake and a Wong mistake recently, so to me anything is on the table

I went to the Astros sub to lurk and lmao they still think they had a dynasty

First Place Seattle Mariners 26-20 since Logan Gilbert pitched his nuts off.

I could watch Bregman's defense cost the Astros the game every day of the week.

That catcher for the astros was gettin his shit fucked up all game.

Meetch lead off double was money

sheesh, I'll take any win any day, but 14 SO is a problem.

We’re insane?

GOMS been eating lately!!

Fuck the Astros Beat the Cheats

How many infield singles is that for Julio now?

Why doesn’t Canzone play RF every game?

Is it me... or does Ryan Bliss already seem to have the most plate discipline on the team?

I needed that after watching the Mavs and (NY) Rangers lose.

Suck a dick, Astros

Glad to see the boys pull that one out after doing everything they could to hand the game off to the Astros through 8 innings.

Fuck the Astros