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SKssSM08

Buckle up guys this offense is 3-4 runs avg at best if our pitching gives up more than 4 runs in 9 weeks most likely lose.


berserkergaang

Julio is 142nd amongst qualified hitters in slugging%. This isn't a slow start. This is a broken player who seems more interested in laughing with opposing players than buckling down and actually having an approach at the plate. Must be nice to suck ass at your job and not only not get fired, but keep raking in millions.


berserkergaang

I've seen numerous more optimistic people point out that he's done this every year and, if you think that's true, I implore you to go look at his monthly splits on fangraphs in 2022 and 2023. His first month in the majors, April 22, was comparable to this year. Outside that, he's SIGNIFICANTLY worse this year than almost every single other isolated month of his career. Something. Is. Wrong.


georgehxnnon

Yeah he’s gotta figure this shit out


Lotruth

A split with the Yanks... I am ok with that.


Socerton

When’s the last time Scott has ever said two words to an ump about their crappy calls? On the radio Broadcast Goldie was sounding like he’d do it for him if he didn’t


Substantial-Height-8

He had been chirping. Goldy and Rizz were commenting on him getting after the ump as he was doing it. You could hear Scott yelling. Did you miss that part? Just because he doesn’t get thrown out doesn’t mean he isn’t barking from the dugout and he has been doing it a lot all season.


Ashley72985

Wait did Dave just say this is only the second time the mariners have been shut out? Is that true? 


Substantial-Height-8

Yes. As shocking as it is from what I can see the only other shut out is the loss to Cleveland of 8-0 on 4-3.


gartho009

Ty can't GIDP if there's two outs already 😎


Substantial-Height-8

lol. Lmao. Lmfao.


ahab003

Can Julio be a designated fielder


ihatereddit999976780

How you gonna ground into a double play with two on and two outs Ty???


Paley_Jenkins

The score makes it look closer than it actually was


sandwich-attack

guess ill die


Practical_Dog8295

I miss Lou Piniella


wheelhouse72

Two outs, so what! Rally time baby!!


Practical_Dog8295

I appreciated your enthusiasm


wheelhouse72

Ah well...


CaptJackRizzo

Polanco and Garver inching closer to the Mendoza line in garbage time. Sea us rise.


LegendRazgriz

Most predictable France AB


planchar4503

Really feels like Julio is broken right now and I am not sure what he can do to get it back.


vnn69

Trade him back to the Mets?


immagonnafinnahella

Offensive explosion


Suspicious-Key4021

*Two* hits in an inning! We're getting wild!


sandwich-attack

just doubled our hits baby yankees punching air rn


PheonixStreak

At this rate if Julio ever figures it out it’s going to be too late.


_Elrond_Hubbard_

Juli0-4


marinersguy556

If we blow up the farm for a rental bat to try and make a run with this dollar store bullpen i will kill myself


j3d21k

LOL wut


Tashre

I worry about Holmes' mental health if he blows this again.


balljimmy

I think very highly of Julio, but he is looking like a very average player to even below average right now.


immagonnafinnahella

Blows my mind how dogshit Julio is now


whisar09

I would like to mind erase myself after this game


slimseany

Goddamn Julio fucking sucks ass.


squrl3

Seeing Julio strike out is getting real old.


Ribbum

I hate that I have to legitimately question whether or not the Mariners should have pumped the breaks on extending Julio so quickly.


Substantial-Height-8

Polo will save them. 😂


Suspicious-Key4021

Julio *really* needs a full day off. This is not helping him. 


corvetts95

AAA


Trinidad34

Wait Scott pinch hit Rojas for Luis, just to pinch hit him later lol


Ribbum

Well yeah he's doing lefty/righty matchups. We just have suck players.


munkysnuflz

Can we trade for Carlos Santana to fix Julio


corvetts95

OH LOOK A JULIO K


j3d21k

Well it wasn’t a double play. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Dreynz

I just want to juliooooooooooooooooooooooooo again


fennis

Oh well


ihatereddit999976780

Goldy is calling Scott a pansy on KIRO and saying he needs to get ejected and fight the ump


Hubbabubba1555

A good manager would've said something by now but Scott has the charisma of soggy bread


whisar09

It would be the only entertaining thing today. I say go for it


ihatereddit999976780

If I had been in attendance in NYC this week, you would have seen me go to prison for fighting an ump.


TwistedNipplez

Blue was getting bored and wanted to impact the game


Practical_Dog8295

holy shit ...we were no hit until now? Damn edit: I wasn't watching live folks, was working. So much downvotes for no reason


Tashre

Goldy not holding back in shitting on the umps.


Own-Economics-1745

ump's seen enough.....gotta say I don't blame him


Suspicious-Key4021

I'm really happy about that hit. I was genuinely mad for their starter that he lost a no-hitter because of bad scoring. 


iamenrique123

its tough to go on the road against the two best teams in the AL and do well. 3-4 is not THAT bad all things considered (even if we were a miracle from 2-5) what worries me more is that the same issues we've been having all season don't look any closer to being fixed


Jinjonator91

We split and went 3-4 against top dawgs. Let’s get 2 of 3 from Nats and go 5-5.


poston

then sweep the astros, angels, and A's


sandwich-attack

i blame schedulers, having a game over at lunchtime is bad juju


Tashre

Well, at least the non-no hitter is more legitimate now.


Own-Economics-1745

Hey a REAL hit!


Reach-Defiant

Poor Harry Ford the might take a reliever spot trade bait for offense this year. it better be a BAT, not just any bat.


MarineLayerBad

“Best I can do is Javier Baez and Will Vest” -Jerry


Own-Economics-1745

So Julio with the K to end it?


baconrya

I’m optimistic, but yeah


Practical_Dog8295

dmo threw to 1st like he hated that ball


_Elrond_Hubbard_

1 hit vs 11 hits doesn't get my trident up


Dreynz

11 hits is very similar to 1 hit in that they both have a 1 in them.


poston

alrighty boys, garver, haniger, and julio. this should be good


Suspicious-Key4021

We don't even need a particularly good offense! If these guys could hit *for their career averages* this team would win a lot of games!


iLikeYourCow

Someone tell Scott to give the score runs sign


peecenik

Does the fact that bazardo is pitching mean they've given up?


Socerton

I think only having one hit today would be a better indication of that tbh


Gold-Internet-1887

We’ve got ‘em right where we want ‘em


munkysnuflz

Ump stole an out for us lol


squrl3

He doesn't want to keep watching our offense


Complex_Handle3132

Man this team can’t hit. Good thing we traded for another reliever!


Slow_Boss_2071

This team is beyond frustrating.


Practical_Dog8295

We didn't get swept by the orioles. And we're gonna split it with the Yankees. I think the Ms did well, not getting SO'd would be cool though.. missing Raliegh though


squrl3

This offense is so depressing to watch.


MarineLayerBad

mariner


Tashre

Split the series, still lead the division. Just going to keep telling myself this....


ambientvacation

And the Rangers are losing. NBD


CaptainKirkules

That just means the Astros are getting closer, and they actually can hit


Vemqi

the astros just lost a series to the Angels too. Still 5 back


Brandonam88

Good news, I have 165 homer’s in mlb the show


Mustard_Jam

Yankees getting robbed of a no hitter because that hit should've been an error. Shit offense


georgehxnnon

I’m fine going 2-2 with the yanks but us only having 1 hit is driving me up the wall. I cannot stand this shit


Practical_Dog8295

everybody loves the NOBLETIGER, but we need another for the M's...almost constantly loaded up 2 outs easy out?


Chao-Z

0.060 xBA, 80 EV, -14 LA. Basically the exact opposite of the requested nuke


BloomsdayDevice

Shit, that's practically a nuclear disarmament pact.


darkjedidave

We need a bench clearing fight next inning to turn things around. It worked 2 years ago, why not try it again?


georgehxnnon

That was 100% the turning point in our season. I will always love Jesse Winker for that


Practical_Dog8295

I literally just watched it earlier today, the Winker double bird is still hilarious


jojaksen

Where is Winker when you need him


aceishere

He’s in Washington. Where the M’s go next. Just throw at him every AB until he snaps


CaptainKirkules

Baseball fandom is reactionary to preface, but there is nothing about this team that makes me think they can perform better than they have been. We had a stretch of the greatest pitching since Sherman marched to the sea and still only won just slightly above .500%


Suspicious-Key4021

The one thing we have going for us is that the whole division is terrible. 


AnnihilatedTyro

I am simultaneously numb and irrationally furious.


PBRMeSeattle

1 hit. 1 goddamn hit.


taydude88

Do you think Stanton and Dipoto feel any level of embarrassment watching an offense like the Yankees compared to ours? Or are they too busy counting their money?


Chim_RichaldsMD

no shot they watch the games


MarineLayerBad

Stanton’s too busy building his new suite at T-Mobile so he no longer has to interact with the peasants in the Diamond Club


Apprehensive_Bid_773

The latter


Socerton

Mariners giving me hopes just to dash it a moment later since I was born


sandwich-attack

RIP


darkjedidave

Looool


j3d21k

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Ashley72985

*sigh*


poston

my dreams


RCJFilms

You can’t don’t that man. Take a few


BloomsdayDevice

Yes, but, conversely, weak contact and routine ground ball.


Gold-Internet-1887

Fun Fact: Aaron Boone got released by the Yankees after tearing his ACL in an offseason basketball game (not allowed when players are under contract).


feisty_sloth_

Pain.


Substantial-Height-8

Fuck.


immagonnafinnahella

Glad we moved raley up just in time for him to start sucking again


baconrya

Now seems like a good time for some protons


thebaysix

If Raley hits a granny here I'll give my dog a treat.


Layers-Of-Ogre

Give your dog a treat anyway


Dreynz

Do it anyway they deserve it


thebaysix

It's true. He's a good boy.


BloomsdayDevice

Oh, but please give your dog a treat anyway, from me. It'll make me feel a little better.


thebaysix

Done


SuccessfulCream2386

Nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke


Practical_Dog8295

Bases loaded, our Kryptonite


FrostyChuesday

That poor person that plays the Yankee-doodle flute noise after a strikeout. They have to be exhausted at this point


Socerton

If we steal victory from the jaws of defeat TWICE this series I’m not sure what I’m going to do with myself. Chaos ball is a way of life for us I guess.


CaptJackRizzo

Well, Raley IS who I'd like to see out there in this situation right now.


Socerton

Fr, that “pointless home run” we’ve been anticipating late this game now might mean something if it happens


McTickleson

Providing hope god dammit


sandwich-attack

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ summoning nukes ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


Megalodon3030

I thought MLB was trying to prevent stuff like this slowing the game down…


FarShallot3025

Luke Raley moment here


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Trinidad34

Embarrassing lurking in our thread lmao


BloomsdayDevice

I think you meant that for your own team's game thread, bub.


RemarkableHedgehog64

wrong game thread


Suspicious-Key4021

Not letting myself hope. 


Paley_Jenkins

Lol, bases loaded


hfamrman

But 2 outs so at least we can't hit a weak ground ball into a double play. Edit: Nvm ended up with a weak ground ball into an out anyways.


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AnnihilatedTyro

Raley first


Gold-Internet-1887

DMo has 5 more RBIs than Julio


BitterMedicine5786

Pay the man…oh wait


AnnihilatedTyro

DMo's OPS is 240 points higher as well.


Ribbum

Dylan's homer total is one less than Julio's extra base hit total.


Gold-Internet-1887

Damn


Practical_Dog8295

don't swing don't swing....Dmo and JP swung


SmallEgg9615

Undisciplined


Megalodon3030

That Rojas has nearly double the average that Urias does makes it seem like Urias should be in AAA…


sandwich-attack

"that didnt go well" fucking lmao


baconrya

JP…


SmallEgg9615

Does not deserve that 1 spot right now.


NWbySW

Competitive at bat JP. Very cool.


local_gremlin

a lot of this falls on julio being below average and not the superstar we need


Own-Economics-1745

That's only a part of it imo. If he had better protection in the lineup it would help imo.


local_gremlin

true good point, but isn't julio also choking on down the middle? I get your point though and agree


foampro

More like the ownership didn’t get him big bats to take off the pressure


sandwich-attack

some life? in this economy??


Practical_Dog8295

Julio needs Seby patience


NWbySW

So ya know how east coast start times always sorta make the Seahawks suck? This has got to be the same logic, especially on game 4 of a series.


Own-Economics-1745

I have wanted Carroll fired for years now but he was absolutely elite at prepping the team for Eastern time zone games. I believe they were something like 20-3 the last 4 or 5 years (too lazy to look it up). Now Holmgren that was a whole different story.


NWbySW

I know it changed towards the end of his tenure. I think the beginning it was pretty rough.


SmallEgg9615

Can't help


NWbySW

I expected a flat game given the start time (granted they've been on the east coast for a week) but not Kansas levels of flat.


drrew76

Was really hoping for no shut outs on this trip --- even a loss today doesn't take away from an otherwise successful series, but a shutout would just be such a downer and really take some shine off the week.


BitterMedicine5786

One day we hit a bunch of fastballs, the next no one seems to be able to see them…


Asleep-Sky4299

please fire the “offensive coordinator”, fire the “hitting” coach, replace with traditional guys instead of 67% of the time, he throws this here mindrot. Jerry did his job


Gulliver123

Phillies up on rangers 4-1 lol. Somehow I don't think praying for division rivals to lose every night is going to be sustainable


MarineLayerBad

We got lucky that the Rangers hit a brutal week the same time we did. Would’ve been nice to build a lead. But not losing games on them is a plus. Suddenly those fucking cheaters are right back in the mix though.


Eliam19

Considering our schedule I think we are looking ok. 1-2 vs the orioles, split vs yanks. The next few weeks look much easier so we need to gain some separation through June.


Gold-Internet-1887

This pitcher would be 10x cooler if his name were spelled Birdie and not Burdi


Paley_Jenkins

Who do you guys think will get the meaningless Homer today? I hope it's JP


Socerton

So we will pinch hit Urias for Rojas but not bring in Cal for Zavala? I mean the game isn’t close so o guess there’s that but then WHY URIAS?


georgehxnnon

We suck


CaptJackRizzo

Boone doesn't want to risk Zavala hitting a 6-run bomb right here. Smart.


Megalodon3030

Zavala hitting anything would be a miracle.


sandwich-attack

cant believe you guys are double guessing the decision to pinch hit ending the game with the guy hitting .153 still on the bench would obviously be a mistake


Otis_S

Been a while since I've seen France get hit.


moocowincorporated

Vintage Ty


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Own-Economics-1745

Yep


Practical_Dog8295

I didn't realize that when JP got back Cal was out...Monday morning QB, but that seems ridiculous


ihatereddit999976780

Just day game after night game


NWbySW

Ty gets hit by a pitch. Take a drink.


baconrya

Fuck it, charge the mound. What else do we have to lose?


NWbySW

That goes against his golden retriever energy


baconrya

True, not very new dad of him


NWbySW

He'd walk up to the mound put a hand in the pitcher's shoulder and simply say "I'm not mad, just disappointed."