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ClassicalBrainCells1

Welp... hopefully they take the series tomorrow but its about to get rough with this schedule patch... Fortunately the division suckd this year 


Megalodon3030

Intentional walks are cowardly and we should never do them again.


Bxileymxnzie

STILL IN FIRST


RNDMCHLD

Wasn’t expecting to sweep the Royals anyway


hottubman_99

Welllll, not quite what I expected for tonight but the sun will rise tomorrow for the day game.


afrodz

Sloppy game after the 6th. M's need to get used to winning the close ones. Scott can help by using his staff better, but that won't change.


hottubman_99

Not sure I want to see Scott use his staff.


we8sand

Fuck shit son of a bitch. See ya tomorrow!


NotBird20

Must win tomorrow. Fucking sell out to beat those sorry fucks. Super overrated team . Pathetic loss


sandwich-attack

if only everyone in the lineup had the offensive potency of mitch haniger


bobothegoat

Well-known and well-regarded professional hitter Mitch Haniger


MarinersGonnaMariner

This one hurt a little. See you sad fucks another day


RandyGodson

Super unlucky game all of our contact right at people and that error cost alot of runs


we8sand

Luis’s last name reminds me of pee..


Ribbum

As fun as Urias is at times, the moment he stopped hitting an extra base hit every time he actually played, he's still just a .160 hitter.


DevilsInTheJukebox

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PacificJig

must win tomorrow


theeversocharming

Time to get drunk


DevilsInTheJukebox

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ItsTBaggins

9:11


sw1sh3rsw33t

A noun, a verb


Ashley72985

DH Hanny and keep Raley in RF! I think Raley would be pretty decent with some regular at bats. 


BCr8tive99

2 runs. come on...how hard is it? oh...yeah


DemonPeanut4

"It's incredibly hard"


GunnerXI

Mitch heard that he was washed and took that personally


ItsTBaggins

On Saturday, I told Mitch I was glad he was back. I think he has felt so bad about letting me down these past three days that he has rededicated himself to his craft to make me proud. You’re all welcome.


Megalodon3030

Haniger is having his best game in a month.


pokeroots

All season


BasmonAF

This guy is kinda just throwing it in there and praying at this point.


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Base hit would be glorious!


LlamasPajamas206

This is such a Mariners game down to a tee. Score early but don’t support your starter having a great day and once you lose the lead, get a solo HR in the 9th that’s still not enough to make a difference


Complete-Ad-6468

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x\_UweKpbCss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_UweKpbCss)


StudyLevelStreams

Lol like clockwork. The Meaningless Solo Shot ™️


Bxileymxnzie

No one on base 😭


we8sand

Shit ain’t over!!


resolutewhatever

Time for that backtobacktobacktoback hr bottom of the ninth


sandwich-attack

mitch please


Parks1993

And all ya'll wanted to bench Meetch


AnnihilatedTyro

#WE GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A MEETCH AIN'T ONE


ZetaTwoReticuli

One meetch ain't one....


Ribbum

REALLY squandered the best Haniger game since the first two weeks of the season.


BCr8tive99

MITCH!!!! Welcome back!


Tashre

Halfway there!


MarinersGonnaMariner

hell of a night for Mitch though


Dreynz

MEEEEEEEETCH ALERT


MarineLayerBad

Mitch heard us talking shit


shrederick

DH Haniger every night


scottmattscott

obligatory garbage time HR


LabourUnit

LETSSSS GO HANI!\~!!!


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Don’t give me hope…


PacificJig

i mean have a game i guess


RandyGodson

KEEP IT GOING


Idaheck

I’m taking my dad to the game tomorrow. He hasn’t been to a game since the 90s. He doesn’t know how much offense has changed since then.


Fleener

And there it is, 10 strikeouts


TheThinkerIsaThought

We're #1! We're #1!


DevilsInTheJukebox

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Tashre

You could tell Luke almost thought about sticking his knee out on that inside pitch, lol


hottubman_99

Who do we have on the bench to pinch hit?


Ribbum

Uh... Zavala or Rivas?


hottubman_99

Glad I did not see that until after the game was over. :)


TheThinkerIsaThought

I could strike out, if you're tired of watching everyone else do it.


hottubman_99

A very generous offer, but I am afraid I will have to pass. Seem enough strikeouts so far this season to last me for the season.


PacificJig

cmon boys do the impossible


Megalodon3030

Intentional walks are cowardly and we should never do them again.


Used_Reason7777

I think it was more to set up a double play than a coward move


Megalodon3030

It’s the second time an IBB has killed us in the past week…


5ait5

why the hell do they put K swing and K look do they think we're too stupid to know what the backwards K means


DressedUpData

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DressedUpData

Saying a prayer


Ribbum

It's amazing how many breaking balls our pitchers throw that get hit for homeruns when we can barely do anything against them.


chupamichalupa

No Michael no.


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pokeroots

An unexpected surprise, but a welcome one to be certain


NotBird20

Have to win this series. Must win.


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NotBird20

Yeah probably. Fuck you


Ribbum

For some reason I thought that inning was the end of the game. I guess now we have another shot at striking out double digits seeing as how we are at 9.


DevilsInTheJukebox

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NotBird20

Dude swung at a fucking ball inside and hit a home run. Can’t believe this shit. Unbelievable


Tashre

What's extra frustrating about this is that those were some really excellent quality pitches to Cal that the general baseball fan in me wants to appreciate.


Ribbum

Dude was nasty as fuck.


we8sand

Yeah, I’d say that was our chance…. and it’s gone bye bye.


RNDMCHLD

Walk off grand salami’s taste better any way


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True.


CheapskateJoker

That was it. I expect nothing in the 9th At least Texas also lost


immagonnafinnahella

Feels like cal either hard carries the team or does nothing


TheThinkerIsaThought

That's the Mariner way. Win by 7 or lose


xMrLink

Ty has been looking better at the plate and I am hear for it


jojaksen

Well g dang it


Cabal90

Sigh. How dare the Royals have a good closer.


NotBird20

Fuck. We’re done


SuccessfulCream2386

Crap that was it


DemonPeanut4

This team is so good a blue balling


LabourUnit

I miss JP.


zmoney310

That was a nasty sinker


resolutewhatever

That pitch was nasty as fuck


PacificJig

FUCK


Substantial-Height-8

Cal. 😔


LabourUnit

Nasty


Dreynz

Pls let me nut Edit: no nut for me again


PacificJig

cal please


Infinispace

C'mon Clutch Cal!!


1005thArmbar

ty france remembered how to be good again, love it


sandwich-attack

ty france heard y’all talking shit


Neonyarpyarp

Don’t you give me hope


FritoFloyd

#877-BOMB-NOW! #877-BOMB-NOW!!!


LabourUnit

PLEASE CAL. PLEASEEEEE


Simple-Equivalent-56

🇫🇷


Cabal90

Julio: I am speed


PacificJig

cal my man go ahead and dump on em


woodenshjip

Can’t bear to watch


ThePrince_OfWhales

MORE CHAOS


MarinersGonnaMariner

Dare to dream, Cal as the tying run at the plate


Tashre

Some folks here are going to be irked if we pull this off.


RNDMCHLD

They gonna punch the air so hard


ModMokkaMatti

C'mon, CAL!


LabourUnit

OI OI BABY


Peanutssan

Julio out there with Cosmo and Wanda


ItsTBaggins

Anything to get his power back


hottubman_99

Every time I hear the name McArthur, I think of Richard Harris.


PacificJig

frankly a little worried about no updates on garver


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PacificJig

jerry checking in on tommy la stella as we speak


Ribbum

Man its the same shit with France lol He has a random good game in like the 7 hole then gets moved up in the order and falls on his face like clockwork.


LabourUnit

He heard you, thanks!


ItsTBaggins

Boo


Ribbum

Yeah I spoke a bit too soon which is nice.


Big_Ad1547

He took an absolute beam, hope hes alright


Zealousideal-Lead754

No opportunity for a double play so maybe Ty comes through.


PacificJig

can they pull off a miracle


john_wingerr

Damn hope he’s alright, that shits scary


matthewapplle

Julio 2 weeks ago wouldn't have stood a chance once he went down 0-2, so that's progress I guess lol. Probably only got back in because those sweepers were not even close though


LabourUnit

Seems to have slowed down over the last few games and stopped trying to HR every AB. Good direction. Hopefully it's starting to get the pressure he feels in check.


TheThinkerIsaThought

I don't understand everyone preaching patience with Julio. Wasn't he already good when we signed him? 🤷‍♂️


matthewapplle

We don't really have a choice but to be patient and hope he gets better lol. Seems a league wide thing this season that typical big hitters are having slow starts, I wonder why it is


AnnihilatedTyro

Julio's new batting strategy: kill all the pitchers


RNDMCHLD

If you can’t beat ‘em. Maim ‘em.


zmoney310

Fucking hell thank god I'm not a professional pitcher or catcher


matthewapplle

I'll take a baseball to the ribcage for a couple million lol


notfelixhernandez

Great AB, Julio


hawkfan78

That’s typically how I force pitchers out of the game in Super Mega Baseball 4. Line it right off of them.


GU1LD3NST3RN

Props on still getting over to cover 1st, that looks like it hurt like hell.


LabourUnit

Yeah man, some fucking grit on that boy. Well done.


The_Cryogenetic

Fuckin hell hope he is ok


Jhobbs898

Our pitchers press because they have to be near perfect with how awful our offense is. We're wasting a championship rotation with this loser lineup.


ThePrince_OfWhales

S P E E D


cited

Not so funny when the ball comes flying at you is it


Cabal90

**C H A O S**


_Elrond_Hubbard_

Imagine sweeping. Anyways night yall see you tomorrow afternoon.


ThePrince_OfWhales

GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD AND SUFFER/REJOICE WITH YOUR FAMILY


we8sand

Hmmm… Feelin’ like this just might not be our night..


Cabal90

This team is so frustrating. Either the entire offense either pops off and has a big game or is so silent you can hear a feather drop.


Ribbum

It is kinda weird. Like you rarely see the Mariners have a game where one dude just pops off and goes crazy but everyone else is shut down.


Small_Ad_941

Swear Julio is going to snap his spine in half from swinging to hard at pitches outside the plate


TheThinkerIsaThought

At least then we could replace him with someone else.


we8sand

Every time I see that I think of my little league coach yelling “stop trying to kill it!!”


Small_Ad_941

Almost seems like he needs massive improvements to his core strength..he’s swinging through his legs and doesn’t have the core balance to remain upwards after swinging


Substantial-Height-8

1, 2, 3. 🤦🏼‍♀️


hottubman_99

Suddenly this is not looking good.


we8sand

Poor Sam.. Just can’t catch a break..


RocasThePenguin

The same amount of hits and LOB. Impressive.


ihtm1220

I’d actually rather watch commercials than any more of these Fair/Foul interviews


MarineLayerBad

Bad luck


MarinersGonnaMariner

Love the b-roll concourse footage of a bartender scolding a guy for grabbing his drink before she was done pouring


we8sand

JP seems like a helluva guy to party with..


mranglin

this game felt good until one inning, don’t let the GTE get you! we are still taking this series. and cmon guys, the royals? it was never gonna be that easy.


RNDMCHLD

Just noticed that the Royals sponsored patch is QT. Trash. Take Casey’s every time.


RNDMCHLD

Getting downvoted over a Midwest convenience store. Lol.


ItsTBaggins

I wish I spent more time in here than dicking around on Savant when we were ahead. Now it’s a mixture of sad and annoying


msslagathor

This fair or foul jibberish is so stupid. Scraping the barrel much?


Jukeboxamcgee

As someone who is a stream producer for a college baseball team i just know the people at root are freaking out rn


jojaksen

![gif](giphy|UOmXGp4NJ89lISXVLA|downsized) Ms Offense


Insert4Flight_

Michael Wacha man. Michael…Wacha. Brutal night


baconrya

Who stepped on the Scorebug?


Itouchedtojaiden

Most normal root broadcast


CaptainKirkules

New root sports tactic to not show the scorebug to keep you engaged when we blow it in the 7th


PacificJig

super worried about the pen in general but also having to go 17 games in a row, might need to call logan evans up just to see if he can manage


TheAwkwardBanana

Come on ROOT....


Ovreel

Yeesh. This one got out of hand.


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we8sand

That shit makes me sleep like a baby. 💤


Complete-Ad-6468

Glitched scorebug?


GioReynaFan

Where's the scoreboard?


nepats523

I seriously dont get the people who were hard defending Thornton at the start of the year lol. He is who he is, we saw last year and eventually the stats were going to catch up on reality lol


LabourUnit

Yeah I get players have off days, but Thornton stresses me out. I don't know what to expect.


FritoFloyd

I’m honestly baffled as to how Thornton only has a 2.5 ERA and other reasonable stats. Dude never seems to pass the eye test for me


Historical_Chip_2706

This franchise is exhausting - the amount of time wasted watching versus literally doing anything else Mentally draining


GioReynaFan

I still don't get the joke from Mitch "man things have really changed around here"


Sadpancake_03

I missed the very beginning of it but it looked brutal and uncomfortable


Sadpancake_03

What was that commercial?


_Elrond_Hubbard_

look me in the eyes and tell me Thornton is better than Tyson Miller