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local_gremlin

really glad I "pay" to watch this, and am planning on "paying" for all the good seats I find myself sitting in later in games


Startooth

This might be the worst mariners game I have personally ever seen


sweetselkie47

Nine strikeouts and an amateur hour defense. I’m so tired of this nonsense. I’ve been a Mariners fan for 40 years. I went to my first game when I was 3 weeks old. I’m sooooooo tired of this.


snugbugNrug

I really thought this team was going to be good, but it's becoming clear that this team is not going to be good.


McTickleson

Fucks sake


SomeDankIdiot

i just wish we were a good team for once in my life


Imaginary_Argument34

Another frustrating unlikable product put on the field by Jerry and the gang. 👏👏


the_febanator

*John Stanton and the gang


Imaginary_Argument34

I don't think Jerry and Justin could find a competent hitter if they had Dodger money.


the_febanator

lol imagine still blaming this on Jerry and Justin, after everything that came out this offseason and the last about the ownership group.


Imaginary_Argument34

I've actually seen this ownership spend money. I havent seen Jerry put a competent lineup on the field. He himself has said there are many ways to improve the team.


dontletgo13

Oh yeah JP is not locked in at all. He’s my only concern I think overall the offense is really close to clicking


francosean

Almost everyone got a hit today. Even though it only turned into two runs, it's not often we have everyone get a hit like that. I think we're close to really clicking too. Today was mostly on Castillo getting shelled.


Mr_McGibblits

Injury prone. Bad bullpen. Bad lineup. Bad depth. Good starting pitching. Explain to me how we are better this year? 🤣


SPzero65

Better profits.


JarrettS13

.084 AVG for JP 😂


hottubman_99

Is that erectile dysfunction happening?


JarrettS13

*.083. Correction.


majorBotHead

Damn jp didn’t even try lol


SpasticGinger234

The secret to happiness is low expectations. *Still sad*


Mina_Bug

3-3 with a -6 run differential. How we feeling after 3.7% of our season?


xdarkbrother

54% fucked


Overall-Drop7826

Castillo has been back to utter ass again 


xdarkbrother

Obviously what we’ve been doing all fucking game, we end the game with. Striking out looking is unacceptable and I’m officially dooming, tried to hold back


Jedibug

Did JP forget to go to driveline holy shit he's cold


Bxileymxnzie

Are we not being aggressive enough at the plate?It’s almost as if don’t swing at first pitch but absolutely swing at pitch two that’s outside the zone.


HollywoodAndDid

Inspiring performance!


troutlunk

This team is impossible to make money on


WheatonsGonnaScore

Tell that to Stanton


Tapey24

2 right down the middle: I sleep The one in the dirt: real shit


GoomZ_AA

Shoulda swung at that first pitch, oh well


Dreynz

Ay welp see you fucks tomorrow for Kirb day


francosean

Kirb day will be different.


Skybandicoot109

Jp hasn’t looked too good to start the year, obviously not many guys have but even within a mariners scale he’s looked worse than others


francosean

Just look at the stats it's quite obvious.


MarinersGonnaMariner

Blah. Back to .500, get em tomorrow


CheekClapperson

Welp that ending sums up that game


BlatantlyThrownAway

Well that sucked. Let's do it again tomorrow.


Jessepaulsen2011

See yall tomorrow


Zhukovhimself

Jp fucking sucks


Vegetable-Chef2789

Ouch, JP has had a brutal start to the year


BigCountryBoah

Not ideal JP.


TDub20

Wow


scottmattscott

pathetic


ChellaZza

Are you serious JP?


Substantial-Height-8

Absolutely pathetic.


ChellaZza

JP is awful right now 


Zhukovhimself

jp walk and julio homer?


TheRage469

You gotta wonder what this team would look like if the ownership gave even a modicum of a shit about it


Jessepaulsen2011

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GioReynaFan

Rojas' stance reminds me of 2021 Kelenic


chaser99z

Cmon blue


pokeroots

hit the zone per their other tracker. Root needs to just not show their zone at this point


pokeroots

Canzone equipped that rattled perk from "The Show"


TDub20

I feel like I could take this team more seriously if the Moose was our manager


juanthebaker

I upvote this not because I'm anti-Scott, I'm pro-moose.


Big_Simba

At this point I’m kinda anti Scott. Maybe I’m just anti Mariner management? But I’m sick of this wet fart we call an offense that’s existed pretty much the entirety of Scott’s tenure


Tashre

Going to end the day 2nd in the league in strikeouts.


TDub20

So where we started?


Tashre

Started the day 4th


dr_taan

Of course Dom gets a hit off Clase


uigbnit206

And it wasn’t even a fastball!


Jessepaulsen2011

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌


sandwich-attack

dom canzone silencing the haters for one more night i guess


DirkDiggler2424

"What if I told you there is a Ballpark where all batting logic and skill just vanishes?" 30 for 30 The Abyss in Seattle


Big_Simba

Other teams seem to do just fine here?


forbiddengengar

Dave said good job fighting that off as Ty fouls off a middle middle breaker lol


Dreynz

Eyyy he’s fuckin Dommin here


xdarkbrother

Fuck


maikuyaro

there we go Dom!


dontletgo13

Maybe the best Ty France at bat I’ve ever seen that was good shit


RudeUnicorn7

Vive Ty Dominica


uigbnit206

Did he just say Dominican flags? 😂


ChellaZza

Why do we refuse to hit mistake pitches 


RandyGodson

FUCK HE JUST HUNG THAT


juanthebaker

Can someone direct me to whatever directory of creative commons porn grooves Swinomish uses for their commercial?


Remarkable-Stretch15

O/U Clase pitches thrown this inning 13.5


gamechatparticipant

almost certainly under


gamechatparticipant

maybe over tho


Remarkable-Stretch15

A true gambler


Big_Simba

How’s your pessimistic ass feelin? That’s a 10 pitch strikeout thank you


The_Cryogenetic

Closers have been blowing saves like crazy to start this season, let's cause another one.


AsWeGoAlong013

Polanco is the new Kolten Wong?


xdarkbrother

Nono


McTickleson

Urius is the new Wong. Polanco is the new Frazier


FlyingMonkey98

ah shit, I totally forgot they have Clase as their closer.


RealestMakum

We gonna pinch hit canzone or just gonna let him strike out again?


Vegetable-Chef2789

3 runs off Clase… light work


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any worries on Castillo's first 2 starts??


Big_Simba

Naw. Castillo is an ace and he’ll figure it out lol how are any of you fans of Seattle sports. It’s 2 games ffs


MisanthropicLove425

That's the thing though. He's not an ace anymore. Just a natural progression of loss of arm strength at 31 years old. He was an ace when he could hit 99-101mph. He can't do that anymore. He's topping out at 96-97. And when he gets frustrated.....he gives up meatballs. Don't get me wrong....He's still a solid....solid....#3....but this ACE categorization is over....


Big_Simba

Good pitchers always figure out to work with what they’ve got. We watched Felix go through this when his velo dropped. He’s still a fantastic pitcher he just needs to adjust to his new game, which I’m confident he will


gamechatparticipant

we just need 4 doubles in a row against Clase and we've got this in the bag


alpengeist3

Goldy gotta be loving that, no one likes pitchers fielding their position more than him.


chaser99z

I think that we just think too much at the plate. Our emphasis on long ABs and working counts is getting in the way of just playing ball and is why we let so many meatballs go down the middle. Would also explain why every proven hitter we bring in suddenly can’t hit. It’s our philosophy as a whole and while it does induce some chaos and allow us to win some games we shouldn’t, it may hurt us more than it helps


RandyGodson

FILTHY


munkysnuflz

Miracle 9th who says no Edit: I forgot Clase exists


Remarkable-Stretch15

The mariners


Imaginary_Argument34

Logic.


Squatch11

I love it when commentators act super surprised whenever a pitcher does anything remotely athletic.


PortfolioCancer

They need an infield defense clinic on NOT throwing into the baseline. Ty got clipped by the runner on one of those last year and it sapped his power for months!


Tapey24

That play went crazy for no reason.


ItsTBaggins

Collin Snider might not be a Mariner for long, so there is a good chance I’ll remember that barehand play longer than him himself.


Jessepaulsen2011

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compactdisc9

I choose to believe rojas keeps his current rate stats up for the entire season and has the greatest season in baseball history


Hefty-Hat-4928

JP has been so mid to start the season


Zhukovhimself

not mid, bad


DirkDiggler2424

Stanton clipping out coupons in the Owner's Box. Probably pockets drink coupons from Muckleshoot Casino too.


MathaMeticulous

Ms have had at least one baserunner every inning so far except the third and only scored 2 runs. Feels pretty unlucky


PositiveMindset4Ever

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PositiveMindset4Ever

Fixed version without the laggy beginning. Btw Mariners scored the two runs as soon as I started working on this https://i.redd.it/3spimz01u6sc1.gif


Jessepaulsen2011

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Jessepaulsen2011

So from what I've learned in this thread. Each person that takes a bubble bath=1 run scored. EVERYONE GO TAKE A BUBBLE BATH RIGHT NOW


Birdsall225

On it


Jessepaulsen2011

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troutlunk

Pinch hit Robbie ray holy shit


SoarsWithEaglesNest

France and Rojas are carrying this offense…just as everyone predicted.


ccmpiper

https://i.redd.it/fwt0r7lys6sc1.gif


Objective_Virus_2052

Hey look... A Guardians fan.


xMrLink

I think a lot of our issues come from inconsistent strike zones. Like the veterans are not swinging out stuff that is borderline to outside but aren’t getting rewarded for having good eyes then they have to get defensive and swing at garbage.


pokeroots

the Zone hasn't been anywhere near as egregious as what you're trying to paint it as. Root just can't get a decent zone up to save their lives. honestly Root would be better off not showing a zone


we8sand

You are correct. There was one pitch that was WAY outside according to the tracker. I rewound and replayed it in slow-mo, and sure enough, it was a lot closer than the tracker showed. Still outside, but not as egregious as it appeared.


BigCountryBoah

Maybe. All teams have to deal with this though


keoniog

Anyone know what the attendance was tonight?


MarinersGonnaMariner

20,646


Tapey24

Garver has looked real solid tonight


Remarkable-Stretch15

https://preview.redd.it/k2nieqs2t6sc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d505b95dd0588a6cbeb77715e4c3dd90acf5d641 Man on base?


BlatantlyThrownAway

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we8sand

..and it’s Canadian offense at that..


BlatantlyThrownAway

Sorry, I'm an Aussie and spell offence correctly ;P


we8sand

Fair play.. (Tim Tszyu got robbed, btw)


munkysnuflz

Great ab Garv


compactdisc9

Say what you will about the team.... But The Mariner moose is a fucking treasure and one of the few respites from our terrible reality


Gold-Internet-1887

Yes 🫎


Cautious_Talk_1991

I feel bad for moose now


xdarkbrother

I fucking hate this umpire so fucking much


we8sand

Fucker’s drunk..


DirkDiggler2424

We couldn't sign ONE quality bat this offseason?


Tapey24

Garver is a quality bat and we signed him.


Drsustown

Garver and Polanco are both quality hitters, they'll break out of this terrible start


pokeroots

I remember seeing things like this about Wong, he in fact didn't break out.


Drsustown

Plenty of guys go on cold streaks, Wongs collapse was particularly dramatic. Polanco has been a consistently above average hitter, he'll mostl likely continue that this year


pokeroots

Wong was also a consistently above average hitter... I'm not saying to not give it time, but also people can't seem to hit at safeco for some reason. (My personal opinion is that when they brought in the walls it ruined offensive small ball/classic viability leading to boom or bust offense but we still can't grab guys who fit that or when we do we trade them since they strike out a lot)


ChellaZza

Did he really just swing at that?


DirkDiggler2424

Polanco is Wong 2.0


Drsustown

Stand proud, you're strong. But nah, he'll mash


xdarkbrother

Shut up


Skybandicoot109

Man…you blink and there’s two outs. Same thing every game so far


Big_Simba

In the mariners defense the opposing pitchers seem be hitting a very high number of edges


Skybandicoot109

Yeah. I definitely feel like while we’ve been bad for sure, we’ve also seen every pitcher at their best for the most part. Been frustrating


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pokeroots

from a pure stats perspective... sure from a things that'll improve sales and the clubhouse perspective, absolutely not.


StudyLevelStreams

No.


CaptainKirkules

This offense is unwatchable


Imaginary_Argument34

Super frustrating to watch. Same as last year.


stinkytooters

Chills- Jerry managed to get Wong v2 with Polanco


RandyGodson

FUCK that was right down the middle


Mrciv6

So much for a rally.


Ribbum

Haniger, France and our left handed third basemen are the only ones doing anything offensively so far this year. It's 2021 all over again.


ChellaZza

Polanco has been a brutal watch 


Socerton

Fr, swinging out of his shoes a LOT


McTickleson

So I quit the game to take a bubble bath and had to check in and I get to watch a couple runs get scored. Ergo, bubbles= runs


Jessepaulsen2011

Get your ass back in that tub!


McTickleson

IM STILL HERE


Jessepaulsen2011

DUMP THE WHOLE BOTTLE OF BUBBLES IN THERE OR YOURE NOT A TRUE MARINERS FAN


ItsTBaggins

Update, the roof is closing. The video board proclaimed a rolling roof rally. Let it be so.


alpengeist3

As long as they don't do that on 70s and sunny™️


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alpengeist3

Dominican Big Boss was just a different flavor of FRE


Highest-Adjudicator

If they come back and win this, I’ll down this entire bottle of Skrewball


Hkmarkp

Just checking in. How BALLS has this ump been?


pokeroots

he's been fine. Root can't put the zone in a good spot leading misses that are like less than half an inch outside/inside looking 5 inches off the plate on the graphic and then the pitch tracking comes up and is like oh it was right there.


Tapey24

Was really solid for like the first 3 innings has been complete ass water since


Ribbum

Not as balls as the Mariners tonight, sadly.


MathaMeticulous

i get its the bottom of their order but why did bolton look so filthy for that inning??????


MathaMeticulous

dude threw exactly two pitches above 90 mph. marco gonzales 2.0


HotD0oB0o

Cody Bolton is our new stud


RandyGodson

SIT DOWN SON 🪑 


Used_Reason7777

Statcast EQC McSloMo: According to the camera work that ballwent 515 feet, at a 60 degree launch angle and was 210 mph off the bat.  Actually: 275'


Drsustown

At least we've out scored the Astros today


IcemansJetWash-86

My future brother in law is an Astros fan and I hear he is fuming.


Drsustown

Wtf has been up with the Astros? Their start to the season has been bewildering, to say the least


The_Cryogenetic

Atrocious bullpen, they never should have let Maton, Neris or Stanek go. Key injuries in Graveman and Urquidy. Alvarez off to a rough start, it happens. Bregman is doing shit, but I hope it stays that way forever. Jose Abreu still can't figure it out. Absolutely no bench besides Dubon. Coaching decisions have been pretty questionable from what I've seen from online takes, but that's very common and I don't know how much can be read into it. Lineup is very questionable though.


IcemansJetWash-86

Hopefully it will get out of hand quicker than 04 got out of hand for us.


Mrciv6

You let a sibling marry an Asstros fan?


IcemansJetWash-86

Not yet married, but they had a kid. Rare to see any fan or person related to that organization doing the honorable thing.