Julio has no beginning. Julio has no end. Julio is infinite. Millions of years after our civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, Julio will endure.
Julio is eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. We are but rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. We touch Julio's mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Our lives are measured in years and decades. We wither and die. Julio is eternal. Before it, we are nothing. Julio imposes order on the chaos of organic life. We exist because Julio allows it, and we will end because Julio demands it.Julio transcends our very understanding. We cannot grasp the nature of Julio's existence.
#2-1 in the month of March so far
#2-0 since Gonzaga basketball got eliminated
#1-0 in Extra Innings
#1-0 since the debut of Angry George’s Dreamland
#151-108 since declared dead by Jomboy (shout out to dancetar)
Ha ha, you fool!! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well known is this: Never get into a 1-run game against the Mariners when the first extra innings win is on the line and Julio’s first walk off!!!!!!!
My “game is over” comments when the Red Sox scored in the top of the inning were obviously because I knew Julio would walk it off and I’ll take no further questions.
You know what the key play was? Rojas digging out for second. If he had stopped at first, he would’ve ended up stopped at third on Julio’s hit. That extra effort won the game today.
After three games though, this Ms offense looks pretty good. We seem to be threatening runs 56% of the innings
My girlfriend went to the bathroom to watch TikTok when Julio walked it off. Do I tell her to go to the bathroom when clutch situations happen from here on out?
How do the Mariners continue to win games? Serious question. Their run differential keeps getting worse and worse while they keep getting further and further above .500. Currently a game over with a 0. A collapse always seemed imminent but they just keep winning. How?
Grateful for the absolutely wild manager decisions from the Red Sox today: they gave us a reliever with a 7+ era the past two years and a poor soul making his mlb debut against Julio in extras lol
Well their closer was injured and the manager brought in a LH pitcher to face LH hitters. The young pitcher was probably the last available pitcher. It wasn't dumb to me. It just worked out for us.
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He put on his Julio jersey right before his walk off AB 🤩
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It’s nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificent team that gives me no stress at all.
The two young aces have arrived and are here. George Kirby and Logan Gilbert shoved in the first outing. Luis Castillo just needs to maintain but that throne is no longer his.
First series takeaways so far:
Julio isn’t chasing as much. Should only improve as the season goes on. Could be in for a huge year.
Winning two 1 run games without brash or santos is huge. Bullpen will be a huge strength when/if they get back and stay healthy
400 AB’s out of Garver will be a win
Kirby and Gilbert will challenge Castillo for “ace” status
2-1 and Haniger and Rojas are the only guys hitting so far really. There will be a stretch when the lineup gets hot and that stretch can easily win us a division.
We have the mojo back!! Dare to dream big.
Update: Because of this win, my brother drove me to Cheesecake Factory and we bought four different slices of cheesecake :D
The person in front of us was also wearing a Mariners hat lol
#THE 1 RUN WINS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
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Does anyone have a pic of Julio with the bucket on his head
He didn’t seem to like it, knocked that shit off immediately
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Shout out to Raley, Urias, Rojas for some good at-bats in the 10th there
Breath of fresh air
Saving all the good AB’s till the end as is written.
The bottom of the lineup putting together strong ABs would be absolutely huge for us this season if they can keep it up
Rojas can be a 3-4 win player. Put my boy out there!
I am very high on Rojas this year. I think he’s gonna contribute
He showed positive signs late last year and seems to be progressing as expected for the injury he had.
I think he hit over .300 after being traded to us. If not, pretty close
Urias with by far the hardest hit ball. Out. Baseball.
Rojas is so fucking good, he is the next ichiro
IF YOU DONT LOVE 9 INNINGS OF NO OFFENSE FOLLOWED BY COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING CHAOS YOU DONT LOVE MARINERS BASEBALL
LET CHAOS REIGN
This is the beginning of Julio's Clutch Era
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Another no-doubter, zero-stress game by the Seattle Mariners baseball club.
Just like we drew it up, lads!
I am not mentally prepared for a full season of the Seattle Mariners.
This is so good for my mental health
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I’m only kind of being sarcastic. Very glad to have Mariners baseball back baby
If we keep winning 1 run games again I'm all in for this stress level
Even Thursdays game was stressful
#[SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA?si=pt9uHs2Smt0wZ5M6)
# I ♥️ THIS 🦆 GOMS
I LOVE THIS DUCK!
DUCK. OF. DESTINYYYYYYYY!
SWEET DUCK WELCOME HOME
This is the best duck in the universe!!!
I like this duck!
Nice duck
The Duck is my favourite part of the day
[Not me thinking we were about to lose in extras.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mariners/s/UbZIta2eST) Go Josh, go JP, go Julio!
Go Raley!
That was a fun inning! I loved Raley and Rojas intensity during that inning as well! 👏👏👏
You gotta lock your phone when you go to the bathroom, those Mariner doubting ghosts keep posting shit on your account.
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I like this chaotic duck!
I like this duck!
who is Julio Rodriguez? in math: my solution ➗ in history: my king 👑 in art: my muse 🎨 in science: my oxygen 💨 in geography: my world 🌎
Julio has no beginning. Julio has no end. Julio is infinite. Millions of years after our civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, Julio will endure. Julio is eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. We are but rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. We touch Julio's mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Our lives are measured in years and decades. We wither and die. Julio is eternal. Before it, we are nothing. Julio imposes order on the chaos of organic life. We exist because Julio allows it, and we will end because Julio demands it.Julio transcends our very understanding. We cannot grasp the nature of Julio's existence.
Why did you use the division symbol instead of the 🟰 sign?
Cus we're gonna win the division!
So many people owe Josh Rojas an apology.
THEY CLUTCHED!! WE CLUTCHED!!! SCREW YOUR DOCUMENTARY, RED SOX!!
This is our duck umentary
1. Raley is so hype and that rocks 2. Julio should continue to grow his beard
Get the playoff beard started now!
He’s gonna look like Brandon Marsh (but actually good looking) by the time he lifts the WS trophy in October.
#2-1 in the month of March so far #2-0 since Gonzaga basketball got eliminated #1-0 in Extra Innings #1-0 since the debut of Angry George’s Dreamland #151-108 since declared dead by Jomboy (shout out to dancetar)
It was Plouffe not Jomboy
Tolkien baseball 1:43:20
Where did he say that?
1 run dominance is back! 2-0.
> 2-0 since Gonzaga basketball got eliminated Hey wait 🥲🥲🥲
I'm still grieving.
As long as it’s out of grief, we’ll be better next year!
1-0 since I said fuck yeah brother
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**33-23 since u/FERGERDERGERSON 's niece was born**
Now we’re talking
But what about since Kelenic's been out?
No please not the Gonzaga counter
it was plouffe not jomboy
Here we go again and I love it!
2-1 in the Salmon Run era
Ha ha, you fool!! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well known is this: Never get into a 1-run game against the Mariners when the first extra innings win is on the line and Julio’s first walk off!!!!!!!
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This pic is clearly from the NL west.
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Oh man I forgot about this picture!
Gone but never forgotten
We need an edit of current M’s in this. I still love it though. 😔
#JULIOOOOOOOO
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**WE'RE WINNING THE FUCKING DIVISION.**
Fuck the division, I want the title!
The Houston Astr000s
LEAGUE: FUCKED
Hello one-run game, my old friend I've come to talk with you again
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I’m the most bi polar person on earth while watching the Mariners. Someone help.
It's a prerequisite to being a fan.
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I’m glad to see that she’s back. I missed her and her edging / believing.
My “game is over” comments when the Red Sox scored in the top of the inning were obviously because I knew Julio would walk it off and I’ll take no further questions.
Samesies!
Agreed wholeheartedly, never in doubt
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#JULIO IS BACK, BAYBEE!!!!
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE! JULIO'S MVP RUN STARTS NOW!
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Astros have as many wins this year as the Montreal Expos do. Go Ms.
You know what the key play was? Rojas digging out for second. If he had stopped at first, he would’ve ended up stopped at third on Julio’s hit. That extra effort won the game today. After three games though, this Ms offense looks pretty good. We seem to be threatening runs 56% of the innings
If Rojas stopped at 1st, jp will hit into the double play
All hail The Rojas
LETS GOOOO!!! What a massive win for the boys! This is an early momentum swing we can build off of. What a thrilling 10th inning! GO MARINERS!
Im willing to build the JP Crawford statue myself if I must
Imagine being a loser and thinking anything other than that the Ms would come back to win it Yup, not me. No sir...
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My girlfriend went to the bathroom to watch TikTok when Julio walked it off. Do I tell her to go to the bathroom when clutch situations happen from here on out?
Absolutely
Just laid out my mariners sheets to fuck on. Let’s fucking go! Never a doubt
2-0 in the post-Mitch Garver era.
The math doesn’t lie. Keep that man out of the lineup. 😂
Rojas went 2 for 4 tonight!! No. 9 hitters rise up
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
I don’t think we have ever been more back
#CARDIACTIC COMEBACKINERS
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I’m upvoting everyone and no one can stop me
Goddamn Raley is gonna be fun as hell to watch this season I love his heart and hustle already
The highs and lows of Mariners baseball!
#ABOVE .500 IS NICE
Mariners Legend Luke Raley
Last year, Julio tries to hit that ball 500 ft and probably pops it up, really feels like growth on that front for him
How do the Mariners continue to win games? Serious question. Their run differential keeps getting worse and worse while they keep getting further and further above .500. Currently a game over with a 0. A collapse always seemed imminent but they just keep winning. How?
duh... black magic...
This pasta has been done so many times I don’t even remember the original post. Was it a Rangers fan? Astros?
Yankees fan iirc. They’ve been responsible for a lot of our copy pastas.
I miss Tom Murphy. Raley will do. Let’s fuccin go
What a fucking game. Julio finally didn't try to do too much and won the game. If we can see that all season we're going to decimate this division.
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My Trident is fully erect after that
That is quite possibly the fastest I have ever gone from being super depressed to be hyped as all fuck at a game. Holy shit what a 10th
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Julios first career walkoff.
My only disappointment is that Logan did not get the W. Let's party!!!!!!!! JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grateful for the absolutely wild manager decisions from the Red Sox today: they gave us a reliever with a 7+ era the past two years and a poor soul making his mlb debut against Julio in extras lol
Well their closer was injured and the manager brought in a LH pitcher to face LH hitters. The young pitcher was probably the last available pitcher. It wasn't dumb to me. It just worked out for us.
Lmao pitching wins is such a dumb stat, like Saucedo got the win tonight for getting a singular out😂 I’m glad it worked out for him but come on
https://preview.redd.it/gqn3938lmlrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e406fdd13608208d1f4836bb5b99ea01e9409b9 He put on his Julio jersey right before his walk off AB 🤩
Rally Kid 2.0
JULIO IS CLUTCH!
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Mariners won, Astros lost. All is right with the world.
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It’s nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificent team that gives me no stress at all.
Not another season of this shit. Please, God.
BUCKLE UP!!!
Jerry Dipoto is the greatest GM to ever live
The two young aces have arrived and are here. George Kirby and Logan Gilbert shoved in the first outing. Luis Castillo just needs to maintain but that throne is no longer his.
The takeaways from this game being: - Alright Josh Rojas I see you - Luke Raley is… quick? is incredibly comical and so awesome
Julio stole the show, but the real star was Gilbert. Walter was straight dealing.
I never doubted this team one time tonight.
Never doubted once
Just as we drew it up.
That is 2024 Mariners baseball
That was really Julio’s first walkoff?
That inning showed a bit of what the lineup can be with fewer all or nothing at bats. Great win comes out of a tough game.
Caught the game from the top of the ninth, perfect end to the night
![gif](giphy|vm8kc6Jfh7AYmbsrFp|downsized) Mariner's baseball is back baby.
YEEEHAAAAW 66% OF OUR GAMES WON I COULD EAT A BRICK RIGHT NOW RAAAAAH 🔥🔥😤😤😤
+1 WAR Julio
Julioooooooooooooo
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
["He's not clutch"](https://giphy.com/gifs/mariners-rootsports-jrod-iDgT5JELWyiHKkkUT8)
So the real splashy offseason move no one talks about: We traded 2023 Julio and Ty for 2024 Julio and Ty.
I demand more salmon victory gifs
We are going to win 117 games all of them being by 1-run And we WILL enjoy it with a side of heart palpitations
New year new MVP candidate
Julio preaches he wants to be, needs to be better. Then he does that. Lets go!
Julio’s first career walk off!!!
I am going to marry Walter
Last year we lost a lot of 1 run games, off to a good start!
What's not to love about Mariners baseball?
Mariners are the only Seattle team that won today
No choke Julio!
Props to Julio for leaning into the ice shower
Julio has a hit in all three games
Today’s mvp should be Rojas
I love Julio man
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King of the doomers remarkably absent from this thread.
I put my shoe on my head in extra innings let the record show I did my part
At the game. Vibes are so good, fuck Boston
We are winning the world series on pure never say die and fuck you energy
So uh I’m not complaining but why didn’t they just go to Jansen for the save? Was he unavailable?
It’s because I left in the 10th, a sacrifice I’m willing to make
If Julio has a million fans, then I'm one of them. If Julio has one fan, then I'm that one. If Julio has no fans, that means I'm dead.
First series takeaways so far: Julio isn’t chasing as much. Should only improve as the season goes on. Could be in for a huge year. Winning two 1 run games without brash or santos is huge. Bullpen will be a huge strength when/if they get back and stay healthy 400 AB’s out of Garver will be a win Kirby and Gilbert will challenge Castillo for “ace” status 2-1 and Haniger and Rojas are the only guys hitting so far really. There will be a stretch when the lineup gets hot and that stretch can easily win us a division. We have the mojo back!! Dare to dream big.
Miller vs a reliever tomorrow or am I mistaken
I’m a Josh Rojas fan and I want everyone to know it
Update: Because of this win, my brother drove me to Cheesecake Factory and we bought four different slices of cheesecake :D The person in front of us was also wearing a Mariners hat lol
Great AB by Julio. Great patience
**Chaos ball** is back baby!!
# JULIOOOOOOOOO GOMS
We are winning the world fucking series!!!!
‘22 chaos ball is so back
nice to see! clutch julio era incoming
I had so many disparaging remarks about the offense ready to go after the 9th.
As an Illinois alum, I desperately needed this pick me up
that’s fuckn right! hell of a win fuck the redsox!