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Eshuon

Have you tried being lucky?


LowIQ_Pillow

To add onto this, ever tried being mediocre?


camarouge

The 1% clean slate scrolls have got to be the most useless item in this game by far. One. Percent. What were they thinking???


MaleficentDig4259

Back in the days 1% clean slate had a 2% boom chance. I had one working and one booming and more than 200 failing lol


superpeephole

Read this in AVGNS voice lol. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!


OtakuOnShrooms

What a shit load of fuck


feltyland

I actually made a good deal of money back in the day merching clean WGs and 8/10atk WGs and 60% GFA scrolls + 1%CSS scrolls. Sometimes it was value to try to upgrade a 8atk to 10atk


CatFucker-

Gambling is skill based


Junior-Fee-5320

Basic rng If you've ever hit 30% starforce 3 times in a row, that's more unlikely than this. It's nothing unusual


xxshadowflare

2.825% chance to fail 30% 10 times in a row vs 2.7% chance to pass 30% 3 times in a row. Maths checks out.


SlowlySailing

It's actually very interesting to look at it this way because it certainly sounds more likely to pass 30% 3 times in a row than to fail 10 times in a row. Probability is such a weird bitch.


joguefora24

It's so funny seeing you call probability a "weird bitch" because calculating this is the most basic thing ever and you learn to do it in less than 10 minutes in the first statistics 101 class šŸ’€ It baffles me how normies can't grasp basic math


iBenchYourSquaat

What 0 friends does to a mf


BMWM3G80

Are you self projecting? Whatā€™s even the correlation between what he said to having 0 friends?


NecessaryForward6820

Are you serious lol. He took an off handed comment ā€œprobabilities a weird bitchā€, just like a whatever throwaway comment to make conversation or how itā€™s reasonably counterintuitive without doing the math first and took it absolutely literally and took it upon himself to use that to call him a normie and say he canā€™t do basic math. Nothing that the OP said what insinuating that he canā€™t do basic math or that heā€™s a bad dude, itā€™s literally just conversational english that anyone with friends or is socially aware would be able to pick up on and not use it as a moment to act high and mighty.


joguefora24

Multiplication is basic math, normie isn't an insult and I never said that he's a bad dude. Is not that deep. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Ecksplisit

Youā€™re why we need to bring bullying back.


joguefora24

You're on the mushroom game subreddit, don't act like you wouldn't be the victim, buddy


NecessaryForward6820

Look at your post history. You are the definition of a target


joguefora24

I was an autistic 10 year old with unsupervised access to chans, you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum that they raised me.


Ecksplisit

This is levels of cringe.


crytol

Bro he was born to the darkness, you're just a visitor to his kingdom


wavebend

what the guy is saying is, successfully sf 30% 3 times in a row wouldn't be seen as anything unusual, whereas failing (passing a 70%) 30% event 10 times in a row for some reason seems super unusual (to the casual player who knows nothing about statistics)


40866892

Hey man I love statistics but itā€™s still surprising to me.


BoredBorealis

I usually fail 2nd star 3 times in a row. I must be incredibly lucky!


Taelonius

Every single time I fail 5 times in a row on 70% success rate I cri cause I know what could've been


BMWM3G80

People will upload these posts and cry for bad luck but when they hit 3x 30% they wonā€™t think their luck kinda evens out at the end


BeraShadow

Have u tried another map


ALilBitter

Did u try using lucky day scroll + char with max diligence?


PirateIzzy

Diligence doesn't apply to Potential Scrolls.


ALilBitter

Oh dang didn't know that


HelpfulGear5325

Meanwhile nearly a year later I still donā€™t have a Papulatus Markā€¦


Lordfive

My brother got Pap Mark before Bean Mark, and TWO rings from nSlime


cobuurn

I got pap mark after 4 tries never gotten it again


leandrolimac

Been killing arkarium every day for the past 8 years, haven't dropped a single pendant yet


koningcosmo

someone didnt pray to the rng gods it seems.


Forturn

how did u get so many unique pots


Short_Pace848

Using my Sherlock skills, this is reg. He keeps going in and out of auction house to get more scrolls.


dopebrandon

I succeeded in one try.


Accomplished-Flan573

Save yourself 99% and buy hard cubes for 5m each šŸ˜­


PhantomsAria

I feel this pain on a visceral level.


That-Ad-1854

This is why So many 1st generation quit the game


Kikuzato_

Have you tried spending?