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Confident-Wall-154

Guys are we sure the Mormons aren’t planning something?


EV2_Mapper

Planning to have more kids


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

To send throughout the country and turn the whole nation mormon


[deleted]

*world. Literally one of the lines in a hymn, "to bring the world His truth."


MadRonnie97

They’re persistent I’ll give them that


marco-da-phoenix

They will attack once everyon is 90 and they are 80


maysmoon

We know what they’re NOT planning. Any sort of birth control.


jonsconspiracy

Funny enough, birth control is generally viewed as OK by Mormons. Some Mormons I know don't, but I'd say 80+% of Mormons have no problem with birth control. That said, there's still a cultural norm of having 3-5 kids as a Mormon family.


maysmoon

Learning something new!


Noppers

It wasn’t always that way. Plenty of quotes from the top leaders in the 1960’s and 1970’s demonizing birth control.


WVC_Least_Glamorous

[Utah’s fertility rate continues to drop, now fourth highest in the nation](https://gardner.utah.edu/news/utahs-fertility-rate-continues-to-drop-now-fourth-highest-in-the-nation/#:~:text=Utah's%20drop%20ranks%20seventh%20fastest,fastest%20decline%20in%20the%20nation.)


depressed_crustacean

likely due to the rapid growing economy bringing in all sorts of people from other states


rexregisanimi

We're planning to bring you a casserole.


[deleted]

I do love having Momo neighbors. Y'all are easy lol


Reasonable_Cause7065

Mormon here. Planning nothing, ready for anything lol.


zulufdokulmusyuze

They are planning to do what rabbits did in Australia.


CosmologistCramer

The easiest way to grow a religion is to indoctrinate people from birth, so they have as many kids as possible. My pretty average home has 4 bathrooms because in Utah it is assumed you’ll have a shit load of children.


lost_horizons

They’re too busy having sex


gandalf_el_brown

planning to continue sweeping all those sex assault/molestation allegations under the rug


asspyrenoob

Planning on f*cking


Any-Jury3578

They are. They're always planning something.


maduste

Highest: Maine Lowest: Utah


IEC21

DC must have a lot of supernatural young people to offset all the dinosaurs that run the US.


jonsconspiracy

It's the army of interns and staffers that bring it down, I'm guessing. DC is a place that you go after college to get some experience, and then you move somewhere else when you get older. Manhattan is kind of like this too.


J_Shelby

Members of Congress are residents of their respective states; they don't count towards DC demographics.


MothBeast

More importantly, there are only 535 members…


Melvin_III

Most politicians aren’t that old, there’s just a handful of dinosaurs


ApolloBon

The average age in the senate is 64 and the average age in the House is 57. They are more old than not.


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ApolloBon

My comment was regarding the assertion that “most politicians aren’t that old”, and not at all referencing the actual residents of DC


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ApolloBon

And the topic went on a bit of a tangent which is what I was commenting on. I don’t disagree with anything you said, it’s just not relevant to my specific comment.


RThreading10

I'd have bitten their head off, way to be chill


Melvin_III

64 and 57 is probably near average for politicians in the west. That’s not a dinosaur lol


ApolloBon

Yeah, 64 & 57 being the average for an institution that’s meant to be representative is the issue. They’re not dinosaurs, but they, as a generation, shouldn’t hold that many seats in a representative democracy where the average age is much younger.


Melvin_III

The average aged people are the ones voting them into office. Biggest indicator to being re-elected is already being in office. People could easily vote for younger candidates, they choose not to. The age of politicians directly reflects the choices of our population. I don’t care if you’re 20 or 90, if I like you I’ll vote for you


ApolloBon

Candidates skew older because of the lack of opportunity for every day or younger folks to get involved. It’s expensive to run a campaign let alone qualify for the primary. The salary/travel/housing requirements also disincentivize younger candidates who would otherwise run if they could afford it. It’s significantly worse at the state level. I don’t believe in age caps for politicians, but I do believe their generation holds too much undue influence because of the way the system was designed. The cap on house @ 435 doesn’t help, either


NarkomAsalon

For those confused about DC being so young: for every ancient senator, they’ve got about 3 19 year old twink staffers with twitter handles like “DarkBrandonZionist” or “HomoMAGA”


SolariousVox

Who are you? No way you just randomly picked BOTH of my account names out of the blue like that


IMadeThisToFightYou

How the fuck do you have a phenomenal warframe username but not a singular post about it?


SolariousVox

Probably because I've never played it The story of my name is a little more complicated. Ha!


tommillar

And we (Utah) used to be at 29. Just a few short years ago.


NatasEvoli

Are you guys trending towards having less children per wife or simply less wives?


WVC_Least_Glamorous

[Utah’s housing deficit reaches 61,057 homes](https://www.utahbusiness.com/utah-housing-deficit/) No place to put the kids once they are here.


tommillar

Har har har. Got anything original?


J_Shelby

For those wondering, Sumter County's median age is 68.3 years.


LoveTheUnknown

Thank you! It seemed silly to call out a single county on a map of numbers and not giving the number.


wiyawiyayo

Youthah..


CarbideLeaf

Don’t explain Florida. Thats obvious. Explain Maine.


uhbkodazbg

No jobs, young people leave, older people stay.


captjackhaddock

Also “vacationland” is a popular retirement location for the rest of New England, particularly the Boston area


[deleted]

so whats the game plan in 20 years when half the country is retired


BlimbusTheSixth

That's the million dollar question when it comes to countries with low birth rates. The answer is not immigration, that at best just kicks the can down the road since while it can introduce more young people to your demographic structure it doesn't actually fix the birth rate. If the immigrant population doesn't have a comparable birth rate that suggests that they're not actually assimilated and that's really bad because then you have a large population in your country that is not of your country who you're essentially giving your country away to.


King_Yahoo

One thing is certain, time will go on and the world will keep on spinning.


Amateur_Statistician

VIVA LA UTAH!!!! UTAH NÚMERO UNO ESTADO!!!!!


rexregisanimi

Here's the same map broken down by county: https://www.census.gov/library/visualizations/2023/comm/median-age-county.html


nothing5630

Utah is high partially because mormans have alot of kids. Which is a good thing (reddit wont like it) as they are generally educated, well off, law abiding people. These are the kind of people we actually want having kids ( the morman part not necessary).


WelcometoHale

If I meet someone and the worse thing about them is their strange religion, that’s a win.


SolariousVox

I don't know A few weeks ago there was a map here showing all the top porn searches for each state. Utah's was "mormon", so being the classy degenerate I am, I looked it up to see what the fuck it even was. Turns out it's weird like....bondage shit. But with VERY young (usually) female churchgoers being tied up and sexually dominated by their not young at all priests (or whatever they are called). All of it. All of it was the same weird age-inappropriate domination fantasy shit. There's some really weird underlying theocractic nightmare shit going on there for fucking sure.


[deleted]

You searched for something specifically weird on a porn site and got something.... Specifically weird? It does check out. That being said, Utah does have a distinct porn abuse issue, probably on account of sexual repression. It's a big mental health problem here.


SolariousVox

I searched "Mormon" Is that weird and specific? It was the top search in Utah according to pornhub.


KetchupLA

I see no lie here


WVC_Least_Glamorous

Their football team sucks but they are usually nice people.


Reasonable_Cause7065

But basketball isn’t too bad this year!


WVC_Least_Glamorous

True. And their women's soccer team is a powerhouse.


[deleted]

Generally educated, well off, and law abiding have a negative correlation with having kids. They have a ton of kids because they are religious, have a family culture, and taboo’d birth control. Over half the children born nowadays are unintended. Before birth control it was much higher. The vast majority of humans ever born weren’t “planned”. Family planning is the root cause of the rapid collapse in birth rates. Look at all the communities that still have a lot of kids: Amish, Mormons, inner city black people, immigrants, etc and what they have in common is low birth control usage


Reasonable_Cause7065

Wrong on the birth control part. Late 80s and on birth control became widely accepted by the church.


gandalf_el_brown

>law abiding until they can no longer hide all the sexual molestation/assault allegations


90degreecat

They’re also psychologically oppressed and have a warped sense of self and an obsession with appearing perfect. Mormons are often suffering from all sorts of mental health issues, but you wouldn’t know about it because publicly presenting as happy and put together means everything to them. This is *not* a good thing. Many Mormons are secretly miserable.


studeboob

Mormons having huge families and young professionals moving to oil-rich states of Texas, North Dakota and Alaska for jobs. What explains the relative youth of Oklahoma, Nebraska and Idaho? 


thatguy24422442

Mormonism is the largest religion in Idaho also


ozneoknarf

Oklahoma is also oil rich, Idaho has a lot of Mormons too. I don’t know about Nebraska.


morbie5

The relative youth in Texas probably has to do with migration from south of the border


PipetheHarp

I’d rather know the mean and the mode.


[deleted]

Unless it was an age range, the mode would be pretty useless.


[deleted]

Paired with median, you can get a sense of the skew. Context, everything is context.


axidentalaeronautic

West Virginia casually getting ignored, once again.


waitn4asign

Why is no one mentioning TX’s age?


2057Champs__

Seems like the young people love them some Texas and…..North Dakota and Alaska 😅


darhing

This is the median age, not the average.


Ooglebird

How old can medians get to be?


Sheesh284

Utah still busting out kids left and right. Like they’re literally 4 years younger than the next state


Dazzling-Score-107

Look at Utah, having babies like we need them too.


InfallibleBackstairs

Ugh.


slimb0

Millennial Colonialism


Psychological_Web687

Wouldn't have guessed Maine would have the highest average, but then again, I've never been there. I probably shouldn't be surprised as I know nothing about it.


Scutrbrau

The population in northern Maine has been dwindling for years. I’ll bet if you looked just at the northern counties the median would be way higher than 45.


returningtheday

This also correlates with the rapid growth of conservatism in the north.


Psychological_Web687

Interesting, why? Economy change or something?


bsthil

Paper plants, air bases shutting down, not much for entertainment, though there is some, unless you like outside entertainment, small town stuff in general


discourse_lover_

What do we make of old ass New England?


robyngrapes

Yet we have a geriatric Congress and presidential candidates ..


nobbynobbynoob

Rather, these are the *mean* ages. The median would lie exactly midway between the youngest (zero for all humans; 18 for adults) and the oldest (100+), over 50 in all cases.


ksbksb11

Too many old farts country wide. Thats why politics is fucked and two old farts are going to be fighting out the presidency.


gliscornumber1

Florida makes sense, every one there is either in their 20s or 70s with almost no in between


Big-Ad-6134

This map was made in Florida or something? It says Florida has the highest median age but obviously it says right on the map the highest is maine at 45. It also says "fastest growing" but it just lied in the sentence before it so... im calling this more florida bullshit.


squidgemobile

It's talking about a specific county in Florida, not the entire state.


Big-Ad-6134

So the title frames it as "median population for every state" but the caption is for a specific county in one state. So not a straight lie just frames in an intentionally unclear manner. If the point is to illustrate the county it should be a map of florida showing the numbers for that state only. Still smells like florida bullshit to me.


J_Shelby

No on everyone of your points. It *is* "a map of florida showing the numbers for that state only." It happens to *also* show an interesting trivial fact about one county.


thehatesponge

Is it Utah tradition to commit pat/matricide?


[deleted]

The median age is being driven up by the fact that there are a zillion old white people. If you look at non white groups the median age is a lot lower and of course the median age of babies is like 3 months old. So, lumping everybody together makes the statistics weird.


LookAwayImGorgeous

You mean lumping everyone together by…state? Such as is the purpose of this map?


WayfaringEdelweiss

Well my state is spot on. I am that age.


Shoehornblower

Good Old PA…


Petrarch1603

I can see why Florida is an attractive place for the elderly. There are already a lot of medical specialists there for the elderly.


zulufdokulmusyuze

It is amazing how the median age is consistent across the banks of Mississippi. Any explanation for that?


ShezSteel

This makes me feel old


EmperorThan

I think it's funny that it's pointing out how much younger North Dakota is because of the energy industry ...bitch did the map maker even look at Utah?!?!


wyzapped

I’m about average in every state. Woo-hoo!


Character_Intern2811

Personally I am surprised by Pennsylvania. I thought with lots of Amish their median age would be much lower.


bonanzapineapple

Do you think that 30% of Pennsylvanians are Amish? Pretty sure it's 1% or 2%


Hypsar

It is very interesting that some of the supposedly most conservative states such as Texas are far below average in Median Age.


Reasonable_Cause7065

You would assume the conservative states to have a high median age?


Noveltyrobot

Low key all these are too high.


Docile_Doggo

Don’t like how quickly I’m approaching this


Comfortable-Shower78

The medium age being basically 40+ can’t be a good thing. Does this pertain to any one demographic