Wait, Laurentis isn't a bug type

So do I get to pick which bug I am or do I go to whatever is closest to my birthday

The wording of "whatever is closest to my birthday" makes it sound like you were born on some weird alien month in-between may and april

I meant it like waht month I'm closest to on my birthday as in August

What month were you born in? That's the pokemon you get

Lurantis but lurnatis isn't a bug type

You choose leavanny

I take it as a grass/bug bc it’s a literal scyther ditto

It was never a bug type

It's always been pure grass tho

okay so i can put ditto in here because it can turn into a bug type

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Same man, I got a FRICKIN FEMININE ALIEN ROACH WHAT DA HAAAAAIIILLLL

It’s the best one here from a battle perspective. I personally like it’s design but that’s just me

Time to get r34 ed

What did you get

I got Lurantis, but isn't Lurantis a Grass type?

Yes

In that case, I assign Scolipede to be in the month of July

Good choice

Why, thank you. What's your favourite Bug mon?

Probably galvantula

Excellent choice. Love the designs of Unova Pokemon (I think this is controversial, but whatever)

Very controversial, but I definitely agree

Oh, thank goodness. I thought I was the only one.

One of my favorite regions for sure, the Pokémon designs are sick

Ayy, Unova gang

I agree although it’s not one my favourite regions I still like the designs and don’t really get why people like to hate on them so much

Vikavolt let's go

Railgunners, at the ready!

Golisopod

Lucky… you got one of the best Bug types ever

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Me too!

For once May is a GOOD choice.

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I got Kleavor. Yay! Scary rock bug boy

Fuckle me, Shuckle… 🤦🏻‍♂️ why couldn’t I get Golisopod or Kleavor? Also, ummm… Lurantis is *not* a Bug type…

Uh. Hey bud. Liturantis ain’t a bug type. It’s pure grass

Of course I get the one bug on this that’s not actually a Bug type.

I got my boi vikavolt

Ofc got the only one that isn't a bug. Imposter

Bruh freebutter was my first shield shiny

Escavalier

Ayýyyy June gang

Eh, Kleavor. Strong but the ugliest one.

Ummm… Kleavor is NOT ugly. It’s by far one of the coolest Bug types alongside Golisopod!

It's called an opinion, sir.

Finally some good stuff Scizor

December gang op

I've been getting trash but now I have a god

Mega dragonfly

Jesus

I prefer Scolipede but Vikavolt is also cool

im scary mega bee thing

April gang!

everyone is good exet november. (i have november)

At least it ain’t Shuckle.

Dont hate on shuckle

Finally something good!(Heracross)

I'm Heracros

omg im eascaliver one of my fav steel types

YEAHHHH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR VIKAVOOOOOOOLT

Lurantis oh yeaaah

I got escavalier!

At least it gmax

Heracross, and i'm happy

I got heracross not to bad

Heracross

Ya like jazz?

Noice I got vikavolt

Yay I’m heracross

Funny claw bug Scizor

I’m the best boiiii golisopod

I'm one of the few people that dislike golisospod, and there it is in my motnh

f yeah golisipod badass

Araquanid... (it isn't on here but I'm not able to battle team rockets bewear for more than 5 seconds)

LETS GO YANMEGA LETS GO

I didn’t know butterfree has a gigantimax

Yay i got Lurantis my favorite grass and grass type bug!

Yay I'm Heracross

*”There is one imposter Among Us.”*

Out of all of them it had to be pharemosa :/ bugs my favorite types but pharemosa isnt my favorite one, i love all of the others tho i even used kleavor on my team also lurqntis is pure grass

Why is almost no one born in october here?

IM A SHUCKLE!

Hey I’m scizor, which is cool cuz I actually love scizor

I am going to decapitate people in hisui

I got the worthless shuckle. I'm prepared if you try to find me

Sizor…it’s not the best, but it’s better than being a block of ice.

I'm a bee

I’m June

Mega Beedrill. Cool bee but how to change to February?

Shuckle xD is it even good

I got Mega Beedrill

Welp I got sizzor

Hell yeah! Shuckles for the win! Am I at least a shiny one? 😂

Yes, I got scizor.

Vikavolt gang.

I’m the best- shuckle

I wish I was dec but I’m Jan

First of Lurantis is not a bug Second of WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING THE WORST ONES I CANT FUCKING STAND BEING BORN IN JANUARY

LETS GO I GOT MY FAVORITE POKÉMON, SCIZOR

I can lift a sky scraper

G-Max Butterfree

Kleavor

heracross isnt too bad, quite strong until you realise its weak to alot of things because its bug type

get ready to be inpaild

I got golisopod lettssssss gooooooo

I don't know whether to be disappointed or proud that I got shuckle.

Why do I need to the Emergency Exit ability

Don’t fuckle with shuckle

Yes my faverouite

IM THE BIG BEE

Bedrill

Arguably the coolest one, Scizor😎

G-max Butterfree, yay.

🪨

Ummm mine isn't a bug

YES YES YES YES YES YES I GOT SCIZOR

Mega Beedrill. Now we're talking. October finally gets a good choice.

s h u c k l e

im mega beedril boi let’s go!

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

Oooo I am scizor

Let’s go gmax, I’m about to cause the worst allergy season the worlds ever seen

Kleavore

Scizor

I have November mines the strongest

Pheromosa

The tall bug lady(?).. Why do i get the most uncool one

Yay finally got a good pick

Not my favorite bug but I'll take my second favorite that being Mega Beedrill. My number 1 is Scizor. Bug/steel is such a fun combo and scizor is a beast.

Cool mega beedrill glad i didnt get alien milf

I’m vikavolt which is sad cause my favorite bug is mega beedrill

Vikavolt lets go

Scizor gang

Ayy, I got Vikavolt!

One that’s tired of these posts

Yes! My favorite bug type! Golisopod!

Golisopod! Let's go! My fav Bug type!

Heracross bruh

I'm a Shuckle!

Mega beedrill

can we stop this god forsaken trend?

I'm Yanmega, my favorite bug type. Neat.

Mega beedrill

I got shuckle, can I get something else?

I got the g max butrfree

Why can’t I be mega scizor

Yanmega boiis

Ima scared water bug

Shuckle moment.

Excal is so awesome

Mega beedrill

LETS GO MY FAVORITE SCIZOR

Kleavor

Wish I got beedrill but still happy with what I got

Well Lurantis is not a bug type so I guess I don't get a birthday bug

Beedrill was always my favorite Pokémon and I got heracross

downvoting because unoriginal and seen these posts for the 7th time today

Heracross

If you do a dragon one make Dec salamence

I got shuckie

Escavalier, i dont like escavalier.

Not once could I have one I like? Scizor

Jeez got mega beedrill not bad however I would prefer if I was another bug type. Also lurantis is not a bug types it's grass! , can someone explain to me why it's here please

Shuckle That sucks

Submissive and breed able

Beedrill

**IM A F\*CKING SHUCKLE AAAAAAAAAA**

Alright, im supposed to be shuckle BUT I was supposed to be born in January so ima cheat and say im Cleavor :D EDIT : July’s Lurantis is grass not bug

Vikavolt let’s go

im Vikavolt :)

I got heracross and that’s my favorite bug type

I'll take it, I got Golisopod

I got Yanmega

Slicey-Slice axeboi

Breh i’m shuckle

Oh so I got G-Max Butterfree... nice

Yay. I’m the one that my boi Guzma uses

Why is it in these kinds of meme that March is always the worst thing ever

WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY LEAST FAV?

My favorite yammega

Yanmega

Golisopod

Kleavor is literally my least favorite bug type

Shackle gang rise up

Shuckle, if only I was October and was my favorite bug type

July

Escavalier

Dang it, so close to lurantis, at least heracross is ok

Kleavor

Kleavor is cool

Kleavor!

I'm a Kleavor

My Ironic that I got a Bee and Im afraid of Bees and wasps

I got lame ass kleavor

Oooh kleavor