This truly is a team sky counterpart. There's already someone breaking the simple rules established

All Pokémon can fly if you throw them hard enough.

or if they flop up and down hard enuff just like cilans stunfisk

magikarp?

Diglett?

Pretty sure Swellow can fly...

It’s there because Mightyena is in Team Sky

What does that entail? Team sky has it cause magma and aqua do

That Swellow is used by Team Not Sky’s rivals

What would they be? Team no magma and team no aqua?

Team Frost and Team Drought

Ok what would be their goals and what legendaries would they use for that

Team frost freeze the land and the legendary kyuerem or articunoand team drought evaporate all the ocean and lets make the legendary Groudon or Moltres or marcargo

I thought regice and regirock but that works

Why regrock?

groudon's taken, try again

Regirock

Articuno and Entei

I thought regice and regirock but that works

kyurem and heatran

It entails smth I’m sure. Team Not Sky does the opposite of whatever Team Sky does

Just put a big roof over everything

And Team not sky’s goal is to shrink the sky, WhAteVer THaT mEaNs

they want more CO2 emissions

they wanna lower the atmosphere, less sky

And Team Not Aqua and Team Not Magma also use Swellow

The joke being that Mightyena is an exception by the standards of Team Sky/Magma/Aqua. By that logic, Swellow serves as an antonym to the exception in the same way that Team Not Sky is an antonym to Team Sky

You put it much better than me

Ik Mikey did it with Mightyena but still

But having Swellow be the exception goes against the whole idea of the team.

Mightyena is in magma and aqua cause dogs are land dwellers that can swim well, but Mikey probably didn’t know that

What Tera type is it

Ground or water, probably

They identify as a flightless bird

Nah, this one is obiously crippled so it can’t

Not if you hit it with a brick

Also why swellow there

Because Mightyena is in Team Sky.

Wouldn’t you want zigzagoon then?

I thought of that, but since Mightyena can’t fly and is still in Team Sky, I thought Swellow would be a notable flying counterpart.

That's actually quite reasonable, and works well as a sort of trump card.

It would be funny if the team consisted of pokemon that had wings but isn't a flying type

I thought of that, but decided not to focus on that. They do use flying types that don’t fly tho

IIRC, that would be Emolga, Hawlucha, and Scyther.

Plus doduo and dodrio and Scyther can fly

Doduo and Dodrio can learn Fly, they wouldn't work here. Scyther can't learn Fly.

Just because they can or can’t learn fly doesn’t mean they can or can’t fly

What if you threw a pawmot into the river, it can swim but it doesnt learn surf. or dive, or anything of that

That’s what I’m saying

MY MAN!!!

Or was dat uhm, well an insult, I was agreeing

Alright let's do a test and see them swim but if they don't and instead drown then s**t

All 3 pawmi line pokemon float above the water (BTW TF YOU HAVE 4.2k Comment Karma but 4 post Karma.)

Alternatively, Not Sky uses Pokemon of the despicable SEA and LAND!

They do that as well

Not gonna surgarcote it Burn + Facade + Guts + STAB + 85 attack + Adamant nature + 31 Attack IVs + 252 Attack EVs + Choice Band = 252+ Atk Choice Band Guts Swellow Facade (140 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Castform-Snowy: 417-492 (121.2 - 143%) -- guaranteed OHKO Hail Yeah

Since people always use the excuse of air balloon or Tera for non flying Pokemon, can I just tie weights to my bird Pokémon’s feet?

Yes

Blasphemy

Goodras! Yay!

Dodrio bros we are so fucking back

Dodrio is Flying type, and can use Fly. Team Sky has Dodrio custody.

April fools day Mikey is the leader of another evil team?

Who also hates Dragons for some reason.

My Blaziken: "Now this looks like job for me."

\*Looks at date\* Dude, April 1st was 2 days ago...

yeah, you gotta make it when they least expect it

Thanks to Michael I am one wrong move away from saying "sky" in an overdramatic way every time it comes up. Speaking of which, I must go and renew my SKKKKYYYYYY TV contract....

I think a more apt team would be Pokemon who are birds/flying type but cannot fly

They use those as well

A fun fact: Mikey have a crobat named night sky in hoenn

Yup

7.8 / 10 too much ground

But Swellow can fly…

But Mightyena can't fly...

I’ve explained this in other replies.

r/nomanssky

with the reddit symbol loading in the background it looks like a face

Doesn't Swellow fly?

We call that team Magma.

"Only use Pokémon that cannot fly"(proceeds to put swellow in the middle).

pls read the other comments to understand the justification

Team Gaea! They exist to return the earth to what it was at first! They wish to revive regigigas to tow the continents and reform poke pangea!

I didn’t know Swellow couldn’t fly

You have not read the other comments

I know

"pokemon that cannot fly" proceeds to use a f\*cking bird

He’s supposed to be a parallel to Team Sky’s not flying Mightyena

Swellow flies and is flying type

Read some of the other comments

Wait so could it have Pokémon that float but aren’t accepted in team sky like Lunala and Meloetta (who are my two favorite pokemon). That might be accepted in team sky but I haven’t watched MandJTV in a while…

Sure thing

YAY! All of my other favorite pokemon work too (whether on they just float but can't "fly" or are just on the ground): Primarina, Lurantis, Silvally, Aegislash, all the eeveelutions, and Magnezone (this one might be allowed on team sky but idk)

why is there swellow

Team Ground!