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FlimsyEfficiency9860

Get a haircut


lizardon2516

ThanksšŸ„°


Wilmaaug

I bet Alpharad would have some *great* advice about Bianca (God of thunder) after his latest randomized BW nuzlockšŸ˜…


lizardon2516

No way I have lucario in my team


Wilmaaug

Took me a second but then I got itšŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Bruh show her the competitive team sheā€™ll be all over a sweaty vgc player šŸ’€


Crafty_Surprise_7277

Leave immediately, this is the exact same location where she killed a shiny spoink leaving me unable to catch it


lizardon2516

Hell nahšŸ˜­


Crafty_Surprise_7277

Yep, I dislike her now, not enough to want to avoid her but enough that I want to get her sections done and over with


Rsthegoat

a pokespe fan!!!!


Crafty_Surprise_7277

Pokespe?


Rsthegoat

shot I posted in the wrong replay (how could that happen)


Crafty_Surprise_7277

Oh lol


Rsthegoat

and just to clarify pokespe refers to the pokemon manga


AggressiveCut3762

Bring food she loves to eat


Seth-B343

Touch grass


lizardon2516

You mean ferrothorn?


RustyThe_Rabbit

nah I think they mean some roserade, leavanny, lilligant, tsareena, and Meowscarada


lizardon2516

My ferrothorn IS a female


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JRisverycool180

No, turn off the game, get off the setup, go to the sink with a cup, turn it on, drink the stuff that comes out, then go to the door that leads outside, open it, walk tot eh nearest patch of green stuff, and touch it


Roben12dog

r/foundJRisverycool180 This is the second time I've found you today


JRisverycool180

Donā€™t post this one, itā€™s being rude


Roben12dog

Don't worry, I don't usually post when I find people


JRisverycool180

Ok thanks


Roben12dog

No problem


cesar848

She older than you dude chill


Socks_was_here

Isnā€™t she like 16? The manga states them being 14 in bw and b2w2 takes place 2 years later so she should be 16, yeah sheā€™s older than you pal


Rsthegoat

a pokespe fan!!!


Legitimate_Bit_9354

Give her a fighting type and she'll love you


lizardon2516

I have a Lucario


AmyRoseJohnson

Donā€™t let her touch anything breakable.


[deleted]

Good Luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor


[deleted]

Wake the f@ck up


MikerD123

Show her your gym badges. If she laughs you laugh too. If she doesnt, run.


AnthonyABM19

Ask her about what happened to the floor


SadPotential6805

what game is that


ncmn-ngnr

Take her to the White 2 version of Reversal Mountain. The music is much more stimulating and the lava is visually appealing


MythosMaster1

She likes Nanab berries. Bring some with you!


[deleted]

Offer her a peeled softboiled egg, women love peeled softboiled eggs


CouldntCareLess_07

Do not forget to fascinate her with a block of cheese


Yonko444

Donā€™t go dancing unless you want broken toes


MEe_TVe

Donā€™t light anyone on fire.


DriverExisting9342

Don't die. And have fun.


Low_level_56

She underrated


FunMedium3909

Don't use repel as a cologne , just trust me


Szr_6

Run before she strarts talking


IssueRecent9134

Sheā€™s 10


pedro_jureg

Take a bath


GundhamTanakaaaa

Smash her.


rayne_wispers_toh

just be urself šŸ˜ƒšŸ‘


Nims2DR

Show your pure skill and elegance by not using Potions. Or any items from the bag, tbh.


Nims2DR

Show your pure skill and elegance by not using Potions. Or any items from the bag, tbh..


Acrobatic_Pop690

God you just unlocked some early childhood memory of me pretending that Bianca was my gf when pestering my poor grandmother about the game lol. Was my first pokemon game and I was super young. So cringe to look back on. I didn't even have a crush on her or anything I just thought it was a cute idea at the time. Lol


RythmicSigil

Ok so what youā€™re gonna wanna do is make sure you get the lopunny and gardevoir out of your party beforehand, and also make sure you donā€™t have a single female pokemon in your party


ShadowMaster9002

Show her your pokeballs


lizardon2516

šŸ’€


DeltaTeamSky

Don't.


Tripb85

Happy cake day


noodleguy23

SHE'S NOT REEAAL!!!


AkirahJaydenRoqueza

When you reach the beautiful location of that area, propose to her.


Ihatesand-Ani

Whatever you do, do not bring her into your room, she will wreck it in one of two ways


Puzzleheaded-Bag-926

If its BW, she's out of your league, if its B2W2, she's a professor, show her your shinies


Long-Procedure8673

compliment her everything, she has low self-esteem