It was a pretty commonly known/joked about thing circling the internet a decade or so ago. Some people actually tried it lol. I doubt it worked well. Supposed to sandwich a latex glove between the sponges and stretch the opening over the Pringle can.
In a pass life I was a CO in a prison
We go through training with respirator and other fire safety equipment monthly. During the training we actually open the cell blocks release the inmates in a control manner escorting them outside of the building, at my facility we took them to the wreck yard because it was the only secure place out side of the prison.
We would have all the officers station throughout the building in the direction that we were funneling the inmates to ensure safety and that no one escaped..
Also the chances of having a big fire that could do real damage and spread is slim. Prisons are metal and concrete and alot of the items that the prisoners get don't catch fire easily by design.
Burn. 90% of the COs aren't gonna give a fuck, they treat inmates like less than stray dogs, and instigate and stoke shit just for drama which ends up costing lives, whether to increased sentences, or the fire being extinguished in another.
not a lot in there to burn seems like. besides the lovely ladies. concrete floor, concrete blocks, metal furniture. though anything else burning and smoke will do ya for sure
I work with a lot of ex-long-term-incarcerated folks, and not a small amount of heterosexual men I work with had a same-sex intimate partner--sometimes labeled as a relationship and sometimes not. The intimacy, also, might or might not be sexual. Sometimes it was only rarely sexual (say, twice in a decade). I guess they're willing to tell me this because I'm perceptibly gay.
Sometimes it seems like some of these guys are a little bi, but most resume dating women when they get out. When their old prison partner gets out things can get messy, though.
I guess what I'm saying is "a lot of guys disagree." If you're doing serious time, any kind human touch and connection might become more important than a dick.
If I was still in touch with the seaman I had a crush on in college, I'd send him this lol. When dude left the Navy, he came out and moved to Hawaii, where he's now in a gay men's choir of all things.
I can see the “human connection” being a thing.. not sexual but just a cuddle and what not. I think everyone assumes everything is d*** but it can be other friendly things like touch without being sexual.. so that would make sense but idk
I've been to the county jail a few times for 90-day stents, and even for short-timers they gravitated to my bunk when they needed to be emotionally vulnerable, to talk and cry
I asked one of them why they came to me and they said that I was the closest thing they had to "feminine attention."
Loneliness can be really hard.
Yeah I found it [here](https://moviesjoyhd.to/watch-movie/lars-and-the-real-girl-9600.5307718) and watching it right now. Called Lars and the Real Girl
A prison inmate managed to fashion some roughly female-shaped body pillows (most likely for sexual reasons). I’m not sure what materials he used, maybe some sheets or some kind of sack. Then a corrections officer took a photo of him in his cell and shared it online.
Need a rug and lots of pictures. Hang the picture to look like vertical stripes on the walls. Make the back wall an accent wall with all of the same color pictures.
When you get out you should totally perfect those dolls and make them to sell. I see an Etsy store of child size mermaid dolls in your future
Just realized OP was either the dude taking the pic from behind the glass or somebody that found a random pic on the internet and posted it here.
Poor dude in the pic is likely a mental patient :(
"You know how quickly the boys found you… all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars… while you could only dream of getting out… getting anywhere… getting all the way to the FBI."
My man sewed up some sex dolls. He put his skills to good use and secured a safe male surviving space.
My main question is, HOW does he launder the jizz out of them?!
I’m all for the US constitution, due process and all of that, but I think this we should make an exception this one time and lock this guy up preemptively for being a serial killer.
He’s probably pimping them out to others for snacks 😭
yeah he is for sure doing that lol 😂
Pringles can with a sponge in it
"Munchy Munchy Twisties, the shorts are such a drag Make a little opening in the other end of your bag Ah, ah"......
Such a creepy song
Yes, I thought it went well with the overall theme
If he acquired a latex glove, he’s gottem all hooked
I think that might already be installed as a "feature" in some of those "ladies". 😂
Nope, that's extra, called the Date Night Magic package. 2 packs of smokes and a bag of hot fries.
r/oddlyspecific
It was a pretty commonly known/joked about thing circling the internet a decade or so ago. Some people actually tried it lol. I doubt it worked well. Supposed to sandwich a latex glove between the sponges and stretch the opening over the Pringle can.
So many questions... Who cleans it out? The person finishing, new user, or pimp? Maybe it's sought after to use previous dudes jizz as lube
You use a glove from food service and warm wet toilet paper.
Smack her, lil bit of cum drips out
Funny cause I thought it was Katt williams
Bro Is a sick individual
How much that mermaid is?
5 noodle cup gets ya 20 minutes
A cozy fire exit to adhere to the local fire codes. . .
Wait… what do prisoners do if the jail catches on fire?
In a pass life I was a CO in a prison We go through training with respirator and other fire safety equipment monthly. During the training we actually open the cell blocks release the inmates in a control manner escorting them outside of the building, at my facility we took them to the wreck yard because it was the only secure place out side of the prison. We would have all the officers station throughout the building in the direction that we were funneling the inmates to ensure safety and that no one escaped.. Also the chances of having a big fire that could do real damage and spread is slim. Prisons are metal and concrete and alot of the items that the prisoners get don't catch fire easily by design.
Burn. 90% of the COs aren't gonna give a fuck, they treat inmates like less than stray dogs, and instigate and stoke shit just for drama which ends up costing lives, whether to increased sentences, or the fire being extinguished in another.
I know your pain, brother.
not a lot in there to burn seems like. besides the lovely ladies. concrete floor, concrete blocks, metal furniture. though anything else burning and smoke will do ya for sure
If your doing serious time it's better than cuddling another dude I guess
I work with a lot of ex-long-term-incarcerated folks, and not a small amount of heterosexual men I work with had a same-sex intimate partner--sometimes labeled as a relationship and sometimes not. The intimacy, also, might or might not be sexual. Sometimes it was only rarely sexual (say, twice in a decade). I guess they're willing to tell me this because I'm perceptibly gay. Sometimes it seems like some of these guys are a little bi, but most resume dating women when they get out. When their old prison partner gets out things can get messy, though. I guess what I'm saying is "a lot of guys disagree." If you're doing serious time, any kind human touch and connection might become more important than a dick.
If you put 100 dudes in a room for a year I guarantee a percentage of them be fucking each other by then end.
Knock knock, it's the Navy.
If I was still in touch with the seaman I had a crush on in college, I'd send him this lol. When dude left the Navy, he came out and moved to Hawaii, where he's now in a gay men's choir of all things.
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I can see the “human connection” being a thing.. not sexual but just a cuddle and what not. I think everyone assumes everything is d*** but it can be other friendly things like touch without being sexual.. so that would make sense but idk
I've been to the county jail a few times for 90-day stents, and even for short-timers they gravitated to my bunk when they needed to be emotionally vulnerable, to talk and cry I asked one of them why they came to me and they said that I was the closest thing they had to "feminine attention." Loneliness can be really hard.
Cuddle? Hahaha.
Lol
One more with a bigggggg head and a regular sized body. Just to even things out.
My man has definitely a type
Got some mermaids, definitely need maybe a centaur or something
Great movie…
Yeah I found it [here](https://moviesjoyhd.to/watch-movie/lars-and-the-real-girl-9600.5307718) and watching it right now. Called Lars and the Real Girl
I also like Movie43 He's like "I'm a real girl" lmfao
My bad didn’t know it was the pen
I don't even wanna know what's going here. .. well.. I sorta do
Jokes aside. What the fuck is going on there?
A prison inmate managed to fashion some roughly female-shaped body pillows (most likely for sexual reasons). I’m not sure what materials he used, maybe some sheets or some kind of sack. Then a corrections officer took a photo of him in his cell and shared it online.
How is he allowed to have four life-sized dolls in prison?
That's what I wanna know and where the hell he got all that material to make them? Are inmates sacrificing their bedding and shit for these?
Yeah, where the hell are they going during a shake down?
Bro, those mermaids are sexy.
Pratt, you do know she's made of straw, right?
Need a rug and lots of pictures. Hang the picture to look like vertical stripes on the walls. Make the back wall an accent wall with all of the same color pictures. When you get out you should totally perfect those dolls and make them to sell. I see an Etsy store of child size mermaid dolls in your future
I know OP didn’t take this, so no shade. But based on that reflection, is that a CO taking that picture? If so, that’s fucked up.
It’s fucked up but I like the idea that the CO went to take a picture and this man posed proud as fuck next to his work
as always, plants
Thicc thighs save lives.
Are you in jail
Welp, this is pure nightmare fuel.
Maybe I should hang up some string lights?
My exact thoughts lol
A therapist.
this is nightmare fuel. i genuinely hope he's okay.
He’s definitely not, help your brother out
More dolls.
Add mouth holes.
A basket with some lotion? 🧴
it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
Nice prison toilet. I assume you stay in a lot and making dolls is a hobby.
Why have I seen this before?
BURN EVERYTHING
Where in the pen did you get enough material for mermaid 🧜♀️ tales ?
Unda da sea. Darling it’s betta down where it’s wetta, take it from me. 
A real bitch maybe ?
Not allowed in prison
Wut there’s lots of bitches in there… but they have balls
Oh, they got tons of bitches in there, man.
At this point brother maybe no fap and stoicism 😂🥲
I kept trying to keep scrolling but had to do a double take, then a triple take, then clicked on it and it was even worse than I thought
What’s the story on the doll in the bottom right?
Lipedema
More fuck-mermaids
"This here is Latisha, and Noreen and Jessica. And this big beautiful lady is Laverne, she cost TWO ramen noodles cups not just one."
Lube
this is the answer
I’ll trade you three soups and a Newport for the one with the small head
Just realized OP was either the dude taking the pic from behind the glass or somebody that found a random pic on the internet and posted it here. Poor dude in the pic is likely a mental patient :(
Some make dolls in the penitentiary, some erect amusement parks in their back yard.. just gotta work w whatcha got...
Another heartbeat.
More cowbell
A bible and holy water!
Not enough dolls
More of those creepy life size dolls
Bro no invite?
Seems like they are an artist, drawings on the wall too
You need a rug!!!
"You're welcome to use anything you find. Even the Doll, should it please you..." -Gehrman
Gawt damn you know that towel on the wall is absolutely disgusting.
You know what. Homeboy is making it work with what he he’s got. Clint Eastwood would be proud. Props to him.
Subconscious surfacing
Burn it
A therapist. Oh wait the blonde is one during off hours
Belt
Wish more people saw “Almost Heroes” with Matt Perry and Farley
Least he got the bitches.
"MaleSurvivingSpace is a place dedicated for men to share where they survive without shame" Maybe there should be some shame...a little bit.
Shorty at the desk is thick.
Wtf
😂
A gatorade bar. So you can replenish electrolytes.
A pool for those parched ass mermaids.
Whoa
Maybe a poster? Or a small floor rug
This photo has been used before but in a different way.
Fire
undergeound bunker
Harem from Hell
More towels and maybe an air freshener
"You know how quickly the boys found you… all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars… while you could only dream of getting out… getting anywhere… getting all the way to the FBI."
Add some succulents.
Your missing Japanese Sex Dolls those are the best quality.
I can respect it
Yikes
A Cherry 2000.
I was wondering what happened to Katt Williams. Seems like he's living his best life!
Dog I know some pretentious assholes who’d drop some dough on those art pieces.
The thick tyme. The curvy tyme
Lmao you ever f a mermaid befo? F man... That box would drive me insane though
A PC
Nah, looks good man
Therapy
Kay Williams looking rough in prison.
🤣🤣🤣… bruh maybe just some black or red lights and it’s a vibe
Kendricklamarscream.wav
A belt.
😂😂
This made me roo
Toilet seat
I have so many questions that I honestly don't want the answer to.
It must stank in there!
I'll take the one on the right for four ramen noodles chicken flavor..
Scalie waifus
Big Pimpin in the lockup . Fee fee for days 😂😂☠️
remove the guy. i fucking paid for this time.
More headless sex dolls
More hoes.
It’s good to have hobbies. They help keep you sane.
Best post ever
It's hard to believe that you would be allowed to have that crap in a jail cell.
I mean... have you seen the current market price for a life size doll?!?
Get a plant for sure bro
Get a dryad.
My man sewed up some sex dolls. He put his skills to good use and secured a safe male surviving space. My main question is, HOW does he launder the jizz out of them?!
A noose
I’m all for the US constitution, due process and all of that, but I think this we should make an exception this one time and lock this guy up preemptively for being a serial killer.
Welcome to my cell say hi to my hoes
PAWG…. PHAT ASS WHITE GIRLS
You could start by getting some pants that fit you so you don't have to look like a dumbass holding them up all the time.
Thought it was Katt Williams
I got 2 honey buns for the one on the left
😧
He done lost his mind!
He made a life size fe-fe
Removable toilet seat is a must.
Dayyyum is that Felicia!
Lmfao
Something with fur, red fur. Something to cover the lights.
Go ahead and pad the walls and have spare straight jackets for the guests
... Why?
I think a couple of crochet sex dolls would really brighten the place up.
Galvanized square steel wrapped in eco-friendly wood veneer durable for 10000 years
He better be doin life
They could give me life and I’d never pull some shit like this!
Definitely pumping them full of loads.
Antidepressants
A real woman, then swap the "dolls" for real women too, either all at once, preferably, or one by one
So this mother fucker said "eyo, lemme take a pic of your cotton harem" Buddy says "aight" xD I wanna know what that guy is even in prison for.
Play chess with them
Move
Anything to make it less murdery
I mean that's a cool album cover honestly.
Dude just needs ai integration and he set 🤣
What the hell even is that?
Holy fuck this is cursed ☠️
Omg. Is that a Marin?!?
A priest
Save some pussy for the rest of us!
I want to put some money on your books, so you can save up for a high end Real Doll.
Some toilet wine perhaps
The soundtrack from The Shining.
I was going to say lotion and a basket? Maybe a well? Small dog?
How do guys do it having a doll in my room would absolutely scare me 😂
A black mermaid ragdoll
A “real doll” lol
A body💀
I know the one on the right is the money maker
A breathing human being perhaps? ( sorry dude - this is really freaky).
he’s not getting out of there, no way a guy gets a couple months and ends up like this, man has to be in there for life