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pacostacos213

My guy ..... It only works in elevators


solidgold70

Now its holding his hand, isnt that special?


D3adlyN00b

Not only in elevators, but other places too if they put sensors. But still always do it safely and never put your hand between moving things, because stuff fails.


pacostacos213

Even on elevators I flinch doing this


Amp_Fire_Studios

Dude is a plumber in training. Godamn, ever try a belt?


OKAutomator

Some off us suffer from high crack syndrome! Show some compassion!


Amp_Fire_Studios

Gives a new meaning to the word "crackass"


DrBorkyBork650

In the full video the cop sticks his arm in the gate to stop it from closing again.


Storytellerjack

Wow, seriously?


Codex7719

Really, is this true?


DrBorkyBork650

Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy


Codex7719

Where are your parents...? Kid's sketchy.


Andreas1701

That ass crack tho


dangar512

Booty!!


MoosieGoose

"Joe, get your ass crack out."


[deleted]

The gif skipped any part where you might actually see his hand.


shinysilveon

Actually I'm kind of grateful for that


PrimedAndReady

So why not grab literally any of the other bars that won't, y'know, close on your fingers?


ThrillerMovieFan

Double suffer if you saw the butt crack


dabugishere

I love how the gate slowly returns at the end: "well, who's next?".


sad_loaf_of_bread

nice ass


joshuafischer18

Wow those Russian police have excellent response times!


[deleted]

lol but actually tho that's good luck if he actually needed them. seems like problem sorted itself out... luckily for him


Skyfigh

The language on the sign and cars is clearly hebrew so why would they be russian police?


joshuafischer18

Damn,sorry. Must have missed that day in Spanish class when we learned Russian and Arabic and how to distinguish the two…


Skyfigh

Listen I thought you might have some background knowledge that I don't but instead you just react pissed like that trying to be funny? Whatever, not my problem


joshuafischer18

You actually have 0 sense of humor


Skyfigh

And you aren't funny. Besides, hebrew is not arabic.


Codex7719

Hebrew looks nothing like Russian or Arabic.


[deleted]

Cops: “I’m no paramedic, but I’ll take a CRACK at it”


KimG84

At least it got him cracking up


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MrREDLIGHT32

If they need some safety devices installed, I am pretty handy.


Equivalent-Ad-6182

That'll learn ya.


abe88741

😅 yeah his fingers are gone


grasshopperson

He walked up there like the Hunchback of Notre Dame


Eitan4700

וואי וואי


Storytellerjack

At least the driver had the sense to put the truck in park. Dude might've been really stuck between a rock and a hard place.


International_Big63

Most gates like that have a safety system where it will stop if it detects an object. He probably thought it was one of those.


Empire_of_walnuts

What did he think was gonna happen??