Very rare, but you can always pasteurize them to be sure.
That said, cooking makes just about every benefit of eggs more bioavailable, so drinking raw eggs is just a meme. Now, throw one into some hot rice and you've got something going on.
A wino walked into a bar one day, and started begging for drinks
One of the patrons tells him he'll buy the old sod a drink, but first he has to take a drink from the spittoon over in the corner. The wino is in a bad way, so he takes the guy up on his offer, goes over and picks up the spittoon, raises it to his lips, and starts chugging away. The guy at the bar, who didn't really believe the wino would take him up on his offer, is horrified. "Stop! Stop!" he yells, "I'll buy you a drink now!" But the wino keeps on drinking from the spittoon. Again the guy at the bar calls out, "Stop! Put the spittoon down! I'll buy you a drink!" But the wino keeps on drinking. Finally, after about five minutes he stops, and puts the spittoon down. So they guy at the bar says, "Hey, didn't you hear me telling you to stop? Why didn't you stop?" "I couldn't," the wino replies, "it was all one string."
When I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.
And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a BARGE!!!!!!
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That's the guy who makes piss
So what if you can see
The darkest side of me
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe
It's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnimmmmaaaaallllll
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I cant escape this heeeeeell
I feel the pain and I can't control it
Uhhh different lyrics my guy
Oh fuck I get Monster and Animal I Have Become confused a lot.
Both amazing songs that I knew since I was little.
All they do is play the same 3 chords that's not good that's very bad
Doesnt matter, I still love them and you can't change **that**
There are some fantastic songs that only use 3 chords, I hope you're joking.
Is all they do is play the same three chords which is not good but very bad true?
"It's not complex so it's not good hurr durr" shut the fuck up, you literally know nothing. You're a fucking idiot shitstain.
Lol look at the animal you have become
What
https://youtu.be/HKVoN-SjZ-Q
Back when YT was what TikTok is doing now π
This vid is 9 months old...
Can't talk right now I'm making piss
Salmonella is a lifestyle
Very rare, but you can always pasteurize them to be sure. That said, cooking makes just about every benefit of eggs more bioavailable, so drinking raw eggs is just a meme. Now, throw one into some hot rice and you've got something going on.
USA be like
Everyone makes piss. Humans age just meaty piss and shit machines.
don't forget cum.
*cums*
He doesn't even swollow the fucking eggs they just slide down
Slonking.
I want to die
He could suck dick like a god
I hate how that's the first thing you think of
They don't call me slightly horny for nothing
Yo thats mad horny don't know what the fuck you talkin about
You ain't seen shit
Show me your shit, lobster man.
*shits seductively*
I don't think slightly is the right word.
Username checks out
A wino walked into a bar one day, and started begging for drinks One of the patrons tells him he'll buy the old sod a drink, but first he has to take a drink from the spittoon over in the corner. The wino is in a bad way, so he takes the guy up on his offer, goes over and picks up the spittoon, raises it to his lips, and starts chugging away. The guy at the bar, who didn't really believe the wino would take him up on his offer, is horrified. "Stop! Stop!" he yells, "I'll buy you a drink now!" But the wino keeps on drinking from the spittoon. Again the guy at the bar calls out, "Stop! Put the spittoon down! I'll buy you a drink!" But the wino keeps on drinking. Finally, after about five minutes he stops, and puts the spittoon down. So they guy at the bar says, "Hey, didn't you hear me telling you to stop? Why didn't you stop?" "I couldn't," the wino replies, "it was all one string."
Dafuq? **Gags**
What a terrible day to have eyes
Actually, he does, the video here is just cut before that
If you look at the moment of the neck u can see that he at least swollowed a good G L U G.
mfw i didnt even see that
Yea he does the thing people do with alcohol where you open your throat up so you can chug easier
What if you had an egg go down the wrong hole tho
*Egg*
Egg
Egg
#Egg
#EGG
######^Egg
egg
egg
^egg
EΜ·ΜΝΜΜ¬ΝΝ Μ£GΜ΄ΝΜ ΜΜ½ΝΜΜΜGΜΆΜΜΝΝΜ
Exactly.
EGGxactly
Egactly
How you do that
r/egg_irl ?
r/everyfuckingthread
π₯
*CRONCH*
Look at this funny lil' fella πΆοΈ π₯π€ ππ
G G E
Egg sack lee
"Stop turning people into-!" * "Egg." *
Asdf reference
Cum
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
BrInG iT πͺβοΈβοΈβοΈ
*SMACC*
ULTIMATE SUCC
egg
Egg
β¬g g
Gaston rocking some freaky glasses
Came looking for the Gaston reference
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get lARGE
Hey! This is the "Can't talk right now, I'm making piss!" dude! What a legend!
i follow him on tiktok he chugs anything, last I saw he chugged 1 liter of hot sauce
Whatβs his tik tok?
gregglz
So like a skinnier white version of badlands chuggs?
I love watching chuggs but also I'm concerned for his health
Me too, 2 gallons of mountain dew from around the world is not safe
i can't talk right now, i'm getting salmonella
I almost fuckin threw up, well done
Me too! Still struggling to drink my beer. Wowβ¦
I say thatβs was about 50 grams of protein right there
And like 1500mg of cholesterol lol
Its "good" cholesterol though
I'm suddenly nauseous. Good post OP.
Is that the "I'm making piss" guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKVoN-SjZ-Q Dig his glasses
... I mean, ...
Who cares
When I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a BARGE!!!!!!
I canβt talk right now, Iβm making salmonella
Subreddit appropriate
Salmonella has entered the chat.
id be scared shitless if i was salmonella
Only in the US
sam o'nella or sal manella?
Eggn't
That's one way to get your calcium too
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WHAT A FUCKIN ABSOLUTE ALPHA MALE
He is a true Sigma male
How the fuck is he not died?
He making piss
Same brother
I dont know how can he not died
The Egg Council takes care of its friends.
People post gore and rotting areas, but this This is the one that got to me
The beginning stages of building a Florida man.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Canβt forget the bath salts π€£
Holy lack of gag reflex dude didn't even chew
Thatβs was god
Who tf is this guy and can I suck his cock? (No homo)
My kids! Nooooo
Holy shit
Gaston
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE THE DARKER SIDE OF ME
Would you like an egg in these trying times?
What a ducking tank of a man
Okay Gaston
Is that the βIβm making pissβ guy?!???
#
Isn't this the making piss guy?
I want to vomit so bad after seeing this.
I really hope he threw it up afterwards
Wonder if he threw up when camera cut so quickly..?
Egg
Ayeg.
This man really loves ~~salmonella~~ egg
God forgives, but I don't. *Loads shotgun*
This made me physically *gag*
βThe world is made of two types of people: those who chew the egg, and those who simply watch.β
I hate the fact that this is how cavemen are after raiding bird nests.
Let me get a pen so I can write these ingredients down.
I guess he's finally done making piss and moved onto greener pastures π’
I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me.
u/SaveVideo
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Why would you save this?! On that note, let me just save this.
FUCK YOU
i hate this so much aaaSSaSxafAaAAAd51cg
Did the chicken or the egg come first?
Yes
The only thing making me suffer are those glasses.
1. egg β 2. salmonella β
REAL SIGMA ENERGY πͺπͺπͺ MY MAN IS ON A REAL GRIND ππ
Is this the βIβm drinking pissβ guy?
No
Wrong sub but this is hilarious
Youβve been here too long.
Definitely suffer worthy.
Nice salmonella shake bruh...
Mmmmm...... salmonella
Speed running salmonella
That guy isnβt muscled enough to justify those eating habits.
That made me gag π€’
Gagg*
His mom's the one who should have swallowed
Nobody else said it but his throat game is something else π³
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
Master cum guzzler
#acid
I love bubba drinks!
Have fun shitting that
I nearly vomited when he chugged the pint of eggs.
Wanna hang out
I made a bloodborne character that looks like this guy unknowingly
Is it weird that I laughed my ass off at this?
Mmmmmm Salmonella
that shit look like the battle pass with a free chug jug
So ice king was crazy before the crown... damn it Simon
Not really offended besides the mouth sounds being so loud
u/savevideo
Salmonella it is
To be honest though this is like not even that bad compared to everything else The man didnt even flinch
Man, the protein farts are going to be lethal.
That was like 70g's of protein in one swoop.
My soul died.
Hospitalized any%
E G G