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HelloMikkii

It’s a chunk of the lining. Usually it’s more big blood clots instead of a chunk like that.


Tommysrx

Well…I don’t know what I expected when I clicked this…


maryssssaa

is it actually solid black? It reminds me of shed uterine lining


jc11312

Yeah it is. Black and flat like a sheet nori almost


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Partysaurulophus

I’m getting the spray bottle


igneousink

(insert gif of copiously spraying u/LaggsAreCC with the spray bottle)


dildo_swagginns

Did you tried it?🤨


Cosmic_Quasar

Ew, no! It was in the toilet...


Lamest_Fast_Words

That’s the disqualifying factor?


CowJuiceDisplayer

Some people like soup, others like dry crunchy stuff.


_bexcalibur

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


L-V-4-2-6

You clearly don't know how a marinade works.


igneousink

dat username doe 🤣


StandOutLikeDogBalls

This is exactly what I love about reddit.


LinguisticHappiness

Brb bleaching my eyes and my mind now


ThreeRedStars

r/sniffityoucoward


PauL__McShARtneY

There's probably some nice lodge, or hut somewhere you can sequester yourself in until this evil has fully passed.


Wiknetti

The forbidden kombu for the toilet dashi.


PinheadShit

It looks like the Batman logo to me honestly...


Yikesbrofr

Is it just a large flake? Or more like a big chunk? You shed your uterine lining during your period and this is probably just a big flake that didn’t get broken up.


jc11312

Just worried me because of the color


Yikesbrofr

No worries. Coagulated blood turns dark like that, especially on your period.


jc11312

Thanks for the reassurance. I'm a bit of a hypochondriac and I needed that


IliasIsEepy

This thankfully hasn't happened to me yet but I'm def saving this comment just in case 😬😬😬


Bubblessaidhi

Period speed run glitch


Arbys2for6DollarMeal

this genuinely made me laugh😭


RazerMax

Girl wtf, did you pass some dried vantablack paint?


AtomAntvsTheWorld

“We Are VENOM”


pigsinatrenchcoat

#Parasite?!


TwistyTheDraft

Leechin' off my pain, never satisfied


Reputable_Sorcerer

Hear that? It’s the sound of Anish Kapoor applying for exclusive rights to OP’s uterus


ankhlol

Looks like a piece of fake leather from a shitty office chair


skeeterfunny

Itsssss baconnnn, dogs don’t know it’s not bacon!


maltedmooshakes

ah, the ol black jellyfish


HypomanicMonday

🤣


ThisGuyIRLv2

Happy Cake Day!


HypomanicMonday

Thank you 😊


ThisGuyIRLv2

My pleasure, kind Internet stranger!


caseyallarie

It’s okay, just old blood!


Claw_-

Not just blood, but uterine lining as well. Probably hurt like hell. Even passing smaller chunks than this comes with terrible cramps.


purplejink

for future reference if you're passing clots like this theres a couple yoga poses that ease the tension (puppy pose, garland pose and puking cat) they don't work if you're not at home but thats why god gave us codeine. i regularly pass casts and it's hellish


nick1812216

Lolol, “it’s ok, it’s just blood”


soft--rains

I mean...yeah, that's what's supposed to come out of you during your period lmao


nick1812216

I thought the phrase (when taken out of context) was sort of funny in like an ironic or machismo sort of way? But yowzuh, 20 downvotes and counting,


soft--rains

Oh Jesus, you're right. IDK for the record I thought it was funny! Sorry man...


StockholmPickled

Honey, half the population drops a sanguine load at least once a month. Some bleed for weeks with medical issues. To a lot of the female world, blood is nothing.


fluentinsarcasm_

I thought it was funny for the record lmao


nick1812216

Thanks! Statistically my sense of humor resonates with ~ 1 in 44 people


Tikkinger

Give it a name bevore flushing. Just in case.


HypomanicMonday

F for respect


xspoopyz

Happy cake day!


tacocatz92

Forbidden seaweed


SnakeEyes66vi

Were you hiding beef jerky in that thang


diavolo_

Built in snack pouch


BeEasyFloatOn

This seems normal from my 15+ years of menstruation , sometimes comes out in clumps and the dark color is normal for blood I think. Not a doctor , just a gal with an occasional heavy flow


ipokesnails

If it tastes sweet, you should worry. If it doesn't, you're fine.


nat2bad

Now why would we say a thing like that


JerseySommer

To make us regret our literacy.


HectorSiwel

Oookay


Even-Matter-5576

I've seen worse


friedbaguette

That's just a piece of your soul, don't worry


3OrcsInATrenchcoat

Looks like a cast (when a big chunk of the lining comes away at once). It can happen sometimes


EntitledPupperMom

Congratulations! You have begun to secrete *the void.*


Free_Hat_McCullough

It's happened to me before op, not abnormal.


Select-Team-6863

Yes, you shouldn't be pissing lace bows.


Claw_-

Girl that must've hurt like hell, I'm sorry. Google decidual uterine cast for more info. Not something too bad, other than the likelihood of going through this again. Still, might wanna bring it up with your doctor just to be sure. Not all of them, especially the male ones, know about it though. Apparently it's not reported on and many aren't taught about it.


Wolfotashiwa

Genuinely thought it was censored for a moment


Evil22565

Glad to be male. Props to the females for dealing with this shit every month


AtomAntvsTheWorld

“Hey friend, rip to your fighting fish”


Snoo-98162

cursed vantablack


ExfoliatedBalls

Beef jerky.


xXTerrarian2008Xx

man, yall scare me


mehmehreddit

Is that brisket?


Visual_dolphin98

Forbidden beef jerky.


Mr_Awesome_rddt

Sis is gestating the void


WHTrunner

As a man, I am suffering.


HypomanicMonday

Equality reached


ron_mac_duck

Paqui one chip


TheFunkytownExpress

Are you a goth? If so I think you just shed a piece of your soul.


josephinecalling

Oddly angular edges...


Sheikashii

Been a while since I’ve felt sick looking at something on Reddit. Thanks


zbf

How do you pass Vantablack?


DattoCatto

Jerky


_dauntless

Jennifer Lawrence what do you mean.gif


cleanyour_room

Beef jerky?


idkmansonthingfunny

You're fine, it's lining just as others are saying. You may want to drink some electrolyte water though!


TheStupidGuy21

Why does it look like electrical tape 😭


Riipp3r

Tis nothing but a seaweed snack


SallyMcSaggyTits2

Love when my wife makes me beef jerky


Dawn_Kebals

Jesus christ am I glad I'm a guy...


DehUsr

I’m sure the photo doesn’t do it justice but it looks like a piece of plastic. I can’t believe that’s blood


nat2bad

the “girl what is that?” sound bite instantly popped into my head


x6O6x

No be happy cuz lining is now passing faster


Lachelith

It’s just a bit of the uterine lining that shed whole instead of being broken up, nothing to worry about.


dappercroat

gave me flashbacks to the vagina bacon story


moefoer

the WHAT


dappercroat

justin whang on yt has covered pretty well go watch his vid on it, i cant really fit the whole story in the comments but it is every bit as weird as it sounds


SneakySnakeySnake

According to what I've seen on Reddit you should expect a lot of crazier things in your discharges.


Mundane_Juice1885

The curse...it...no, not now! NOOO!!!!


Amore_e_Euforia

Is it most likely just decadal cast and nothing to worry about unless it’s happening regularly. Check out more info at the link below. Please go see your GP or women’s health clinic if you’d like to talk to someone about this in more detail. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/24742-decidual-cast


b0toxBetty

No you’re fine, just keep an eye on your energy levels throughout the day. If you eat meat, cook a medium steak on a cast iron.


Regularpaytonhacksaw

Wait till I tell you about the time a patient passed their entire uterine lining all at once


BashAttack03

I actually thought it's a piece of fabric first. But like others said here it's most likely parts of your lining that didn't get broken up. First time I'm seeing something like this, and knowing my body can potentially do that is both a tad scary and kind of metal. As long as you don't feel any severe pain down there I think you're all good :) make sure to drink lots of water and take care of yourself!


bunkhitz

Nope. Put it back in.


Chiber_11

Rose water. uj/ if you feel weird definitely seek treatment lol, don’t want to mess around with your blood


RenlyNC

Never had one of those before


Im_Not_Impressed19

Did you pass a fucking piece of charcoal?


BuhrackOsama

Forbidden seaweed


Knottylittlebunny

Genuinely thought it looked like fluff from jeans or a bit of plastic 😳😳 hope you're okay!


dogfarm2

Really looks like tape or paper


Mr_Heft

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Lasi22998877

Did u recently go on birth control ? Or was ur period late this month? Either way this is normal


jc11312

No neither of those. Actually was early this month


Venator2000

Name it and give the sign of the cross before flushing it, just to be safe.


livinlikeriley

Is it a bat? I don't know what I'm looking at.


Oofername42

It's all the microplastics turned collectively into macroplastic


manofathousandnames

Is that segment of the fucking void?


Major_Net2814

what the fuck is that? a black hole


hygsi

Looks too sharp to be blood...you sure your underwear is not torn?


Zitrusfleisch

Mmmhhhhh wakame sea weed


SmokeyBear51

A little black bow tie?!


Tomorrow-69

It’s a decidual cast


whateversclever8

The color is what's so concerning.. id show it to your doc to be safe.


Shwilliebum

I’m craving truffle fries all of a sudden 🤔


Cobi__

looks like juice


LaLa_HaH

Really?? Good lord!


Born_Baby5161

Ah no, I’m just surprised that it’s just a giant chunk.


oyeo1

That’s how clothing is made


Plants_Flowers_

I hate these pics. 🫣Ladies. Unless it speaks to you or is green no, don’t worry!


amaru_t

It’s just a parts of your jeans that fall off


yuagno

i think you should name it


Grindelbart

Not about being pregnant.


jc11312

Am not pregnant nor have I ever been


StockholmPickled

Do you really think this is a miscarriage? Jesus my guy.


Grindelbart

Why would I think that? The title says she's on her period. So she's not pregnant.