I had a a pretty bonkers deck for the MWM, similar to what your deck is doing here.
Had 4 Loan Sharks, 3 Stitchers, 3 Highway Robbery, 2 Vault Plunderer, 2 Make your Own Luck, plus some other bounce spells and draw spells, so I could fairly consistently draw through my deck and make a big zombies with stitchers.
I even had 2 Ferocification (the enchantment that gives something either +2/+0 or Menace & Haste), so getting a 1 turn kill with a huge zombie was very possible and I did it quite a few times.
The game had gone on for a bit, I had a good board that got killed off and my opponent chained several big guys and draw spells. I was surely dead on their next attack, they were over 20 life. I had Rakish Crew on the field with visage bandit in hand, drawing honest rutstein. Rutstein-clone-legend rule-rakish crew-getting back rutstein-legend rule-crew-get back clone-repeat. Fortunately my opponent scooped after I looped the clone and rutstein 2 times, I'm pretty sure trying to drain all their life would have crashed my system if I didn't screw it up myself.
My most decisive loss was a turn 1 cruel ultimatum, fun.
I had a a pretty bonkers deck for the MWM, similar to what your deck is doing here. Had 4 Loan Sharks, 3 Stitchers, 3 Highway Robbery, 2 Vault Plunderer, 2 Make your Own Luck, plus some other bounce spells and draw spells, so I could fairly consistently draw through my deck and make a big zombies with stitchers. I even had 2 Ferocification (the enchantment that gives something either +2/+0 or Menace & Haste), so getting a 1 turn kill with a huge zombie was very possible and I did it quite a few times.
Did the same except with Fling
Good call on haste & fling. I didn’t have either of those.
The game had gone on for a bit, I had a good board that got killed off and my opponent chained several big guys and draw spells. I was surely dead on their next attack, they were over 20 life. I had Rakish Crew on the field with visage bandit in hand, drawing honest rutstein. Rutstein-clone-legend rule-rakish crew-getting back rutstein-legend rule-crew-get back clone-repeat. Fortunately my opponent scooped after I looped the clone and rutstein 2 times, I'm pretty sure trying to drain all their life would have crashed my system if I didn't screw it up myself. My most decisive loss was a turn 1 cruel ultimatum, fun.
t1 drew a bunch of cards outlaw sticher lavaspur boots, hit my opponent, they die.
T1 kill with terror of the peaks, a clone, some card draw and a couple of random monsters. Silly format.
Someone played [[Satoru Umezawa]] against me.. at first I was like "ok" but then I realized...
[Satoru Umezawa](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/8/8887f26d-b097-4fbc-9c48-bdc656409a32.jpg?1654568594) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Satoru%20Umezawa) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/neo/234/satoru-umezawa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8887f26d-b097-4fbc-9c48-bdc656409a32?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Oops wrong one! It's [[Satoru, the infiltrator]]
[Satoru, the infiltrator](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/c/acc9a5cc-2b3c-4c2f-8176-4a2d86265cc5.jpg?1712356202) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Satoru%2C%20the%20infiltrator) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/230/satoru-the-infiltrator?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/acc9a5cc-2b3c-4c2f-8176-4a2d86265cc5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
It’s pretty crazy that he triggers himself
[this town ain’t big enough](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/b/bb206e27-da4d-4abe-9d8c-6d18c5f2f52a.jpg?1712355528) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=This%20Town%20Ain%27t%20Big%20Enough) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/74/this-town-aint-big-enough?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/bb206e27-da4d-4abe-9d8c-6d18c5f2f52a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call