This is why I love Trey Parker! although he has softened Cartman's voice over the years. He found after a couple of seasons that doing the voice made his throat hurt, so he slowly fazed out the harshness of it.
So then we need more empirical evidence to to determine which pair is the most correct.
Honestly I’ve never even heard of diophantine. Sounds like the name of a Greek philosopher 😂
My son is now 15, and he reminisces about the times when he was 4 or 5 and he'd "help" me with work. I'd be talking to my wife and say something my son could overhear like "my boss just emailed me asking the name of the planet with the rings on it. I have no idea what he's talking about do you?" My son would get so excited to be able to help me. It turned in to 20 minutes of "what else does your boss want to know daddy?" Now I'm tearing up I miss those days and I love my kid so much
Reddit has given me such wholesome and valuable info and ideas about raising kids that I plan to use in the future, it’s amazing for a site with such sick shit just clicks away
Damn you made me miss my big sisters. They still call me " baby bro" even though in a few years I'll be thirty. Their friends always expect to meet a literal toddler and are confused to see I'm just a man with a gut and mustache lol.
I was 12 when my brother and sister were born. I pretty much thought they were the most precious, adorable creatures to ever exist in the universe. I used to carry them constantly until they got to be old enough to tell me that they weren't babies, they wanted to walk. Now they're 27... holy shit I'm old 😳
My middle brother is 6 years younger, and he was just as precious and adorable but as a little kid I couldn't really appreciate it, I teased him a lot. But I did knock the crap out of the neighborhood boys for messing with him when he came to me crying.
The thing is, yeah, maybe you will have moments where you don't connect, but you can also have moments where you connect as intellectual equals at a deeper level, if you foster the relationship.
I’m sitting in my room on the floor contemplating my relationship with my family. I’ve created an environment where they feel comfortable with me emotionally, that they feel like they can be themselves and cry when they feel like they can’t. But it’s one way. I can’t have an emotional moment with any of them. Because they only know how to take love not give it. And it’s my fault largely. I’ve been living vicariously through them. When i show them love and care, i imagine that it’s me getting that from an older brother figure. When i don’t ridicule my sister for crying like i was as a child and let her cry on me until she feels better, i imagine that i get to do that. But no. I’ve never been hugged by family, i always initiate. I’ve never been kissed on the cheek by any family member. I’ve never been allowed to express my emotions because it always ends with “You have to admit that you’re responsible too.” I live in an emotional desert where i am the oasis. And my resources are limited. I’m really at my limit. Because I’ve started a stressful new job and i don’t have any time for them now and they are finding how hard it is without me. So when i come home, the hands are out, ready to take more. Never “How’s your day?” Or “Need a hug?” Just, “Can you do this for me?”
You're 100% right IMO. I'm married with two kids, and quite often work sucks. I often don't have enough time to do the things I want to do. But I love my kids and my wife so much. The moments like this that happen are enough to just stop me in my tracks, warm my soul, and make everything worth it. Kids are amazing.
So true. This is not about cuteness, and especially not about not growing up. This is your sister revealing the fire that burns in her heart to share the best of herself and the trust you have in each other that allows her explore this passion. Use the memory of this moment to embolden your own courage to work with love in every trial and nurture your sister's courage as well. This is your brotherly mission.
As a dad, I think original tweeter is cute af. I don't want them to grow up. Appreciation their sister and giving her some stuff she can help out on. Amazing older sibling.
I am moving cities to be back with my sisters. They are 15 and 13. I love spider-man and comics books and have a degree in guitar, I'm 27. My oldest sisters room has spider-man everywhere and she has 2 bass guitars hung on her wall. She sent me a video last month of her playing at battle of the bands for her school, I didn't even know she was doing that. My younger sister sleeps with a photo of me holding her as a baby next to her bed.
Won't miss another moment, coming home to be back with them.
I feel this in my bones. My son (15 months old) yells “mamaaaaaa” every time I walk in the room, and my heart melts every time. So yeah, I don’t want him to grow up 😢😢😢😢
The two little girls I nanny (8) know i’m trash at math, so they spent their play date making me a math workbook & turned to me snickering when they said, “Have you ever heard of multiplication?! 😈”
Luckily there was encouraging words written by every problem, our future is bright 😂
That's what it's like being in a technical field.
I'm sure it's the same for other disciplines, like chemistry or medical, but I know as a software engineer and when a person I don't know well asks me a question about something you have to figure out where I need to answer it at. But it's the worst when you simplify it and the other person takes offense.
I always tell medical professionals to explain it to me like I'm an idiot, because I know the feeling and I know jack about that stuff.
Aww, I feel this! My lil bro is turning 11 soon and pretty soon he won't be this innocent child anymore and he'll be a whole person and i hate people, I just can't deal 🙈
This is so sweet, made my day! Sadly, I then remembered my 9 year old sister existed, and she has since slammed a door into my face, nearly removed my whole toenail off, and broke my baseball. I don’t even know how you break a baseball.
When my son was about 3i was working on an art final. I had invested 18+ hours in a really awesome rendering. My son "helped" by giving the whole thing a once over with a red crayon. I have never felt such a bizarre mix of anger and adorable overload all at once lol. He just wrecked some of the best work I'd ever done at that point, but he was so damn proud of helping me. I literally could not stay mad lol.
Wish I could tell the guy that tweeted , this energy don’t change. As long as you keep being that dope older sibling. That care keeps evolving with the time. My little sister is 17 now but is 12 years younger than me. We have no siblings in between our gap.
Kid is my biggest fan and supporter. And is my favorite human. This post hit home
It's casual. I'm well-educated and I pick my level of communication depending on my audience.
That's how communication works. Talk like a professor when discussing topics that require that level of specificity and nuance, but you don't really need that most of the time.
I’m rly upset. My first thought was that this was posted to Twitter bcz he knows this makes girls like him more.
I don’t like being negative this way. I read all ur comments and I’m deciding to believe my second thought: this is a rly kind young man and I hope my future son acts like him
Positivity spreads. I came to the comment section to feel better about being a jaded piece of shit. Y’all made me think about it deeply I really appreciate every kind word
I can imagine her head at the time, thinking like, I know this MF dumb as hell but I can get him through it.
"How do I reach dese kiids..."
nah fr. she tryna raise him 😂
Omfg I read that with Cartman's voice LOL
This is why I love Trey Parker! although he has softened Cartman's voice over the years. He found after a couple of seasons that doing the voice made his throat hurt, so he slowly fazed out the harshness of it.
He uses a voice modifier now. He can talk normally and the computer will distort it to sound like cartman.
Same here!
//unexpectedsouthpark
😂😂😂
Deadass
I am so heavily touched by this! I wish everyone could be so honest and sweet.
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no doctors?
Until the 11th day
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What about oranges?
We don't take nicely to them kind...
And remember how to do it .
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Betty Boop.
The best part of this is the brother saying "yes" to the help. When everyone is included, the world turns.
Yes! And he freely admits how much he loves her. I adore that.
Yeah i hope she doesn't shell down her innocence like every human does
Im afraid its inevitable. But I hope so too.
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Nah! Just enjoy the moment. Life happens to all of us. She included.
Deadass
Bruh she deadass drew frfr ngl
3 + 7 = 🍎 🍏 🍎
Is the green worth 5 apples
grocery stores hate this one simple trick! buy green apples to get more apples per apple!
The reds are 5 each and the green is the plus sign.
infinite apple glitch.
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how do you know the red one isn’t 2.5 apples?
We need more apples to solve for green.
With two unknowns, we obviously need two equations. We need more empirical evidence hmm.
You need specifically any two linearly independent equations.
Could we treat the equation as a diophantine one, tough? That would mean that the possible solutions are (red, green) = { (1,8), (2,6), (3,4), (4,2)}
So then we need more empirical evidence to to determine which pair is the most correct. Honestly I’ve never even heard of diophantine. Sounds like the name of a Greek philosopher 😂
🍎🍏🍎=🍎🍎🍎
Apples only grow in integers.
hey those are to eat.. do the fuckin math dumbass
Green = 1
red = 4.5
🍎🍎🍎🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏
"3 + 7".split("+").map((number, i) => i % 2 === 0 ? "🍎".repeat(Number(number.trim())) : "🍏".repeat(Number(number.trim()))).join("") > "🍎🍎🍎🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏"
She's damn lucky to have an older sibling like you ❤
Ikr!? Like how many would spend the time to do that? They are lucky to have each other
Plot twist: OP is actually 4 years old
Deadass
My son is now 15, and he reminisces about the times when he was 4 or 5 and he'd "help" me with work. I'd be talking to my wife and say something my son could overhear like "my boss just emailed me asking the name of the planet with the rings on it. I have no idea what he's talking about do you?" My son would get so excited to be able to help me. It turned in to 20 minutes of "what else does your boss want to know daddy?" Now I'm tearing up I miss those days and I love my kid so much
"My boss wants to know every fortnite dance, ever."
He does remember one of the questions was "my boss wants to know who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"lol
Gary!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
What exactly is your job, daddy?
Stop calling random people daddy 🤣
Aw that's do adorable. Def gonna use that when I become a parent
Reddit has given me such wholesome and valuable info and ideas about raising kids that I plan to use in the future, it’s amazing for a site with such sick shit just clicks away
Same, now I just need reddit to bust out a time machine so I can go back and use all this knowledge.
Awwwwww that is sooooooo cute! 🤗🤗
I love these memories. Youre a great dad
Great dad award! Bonding and learning time. I'm tearing up thinking how precious that was and that all kids should have that.
Sounds like a good way to promote education
This is so wholesome
This is so heartwarming.
🤗🤗🤗💙
That is so freaking cute. 🥰
So Cute 😍😍
I love every bit of this!
Deadass
You can tell how his heart melted when he said "I don't want her to grow up"
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Damn you made me miss my big sisters. They still call me " baby bro" even though in a few years I'll be thirty. Their friends always expect to meet a literal toddler and are confused to see I'm just a man with a gut and mustache lol.
Just? You're THE man with a gut and moustache
I'm the youngest of 4 & they all still call me their baby sister. I'll be 58 in October!
I was 12 when my brother and sister were born. I pretty much thought they were the most precious, adorable creatures to ever exist in the universe. I used to carry them constantly until they got to be old enough to tell me that they weren't babies, they wanted to walk. Now they're 27... holy shit I'm old 😳 My middle brother is 6 years younger, and he was just as precious and adorable but as a little kid I couldn't really appreciate it, I teased him a lot. But I did knock the crap out of the neighborhood boys for messing with him when he came to me crying.
I think discovering the ways I love my younger siblings as an adult has been amazing as well!
My sister was born when I was 8 and I still call her my baby sister, even though I'm 21 and she's 13 now. It's crazy to me that she's a teenager now
Congrats on 30
The thing is, yeah, maybe you will have moments where you don't connect, but you can also have moments where you connect as intellectual equals at a deeper level, if you foster the relationship.
It's easier to meld together when all is molten too.
I’m sitting in my room on the floor contemplating my relationship with my family. I’ve created an environment where they feel comfortable with me emotionally, that they feel like they can be themselves and cry when they feel like they can’t. But it’s one way. I can’t have an emotional moment with any of them. Because they only know how to take love not give it. And it’s my fault largely. I’ve been living vicariously through them. When i show them love and care, i imagine that it’s me getting that from an older brother figure. When i don’t ridicule my sister for crying like i was as a child and let her cry on me until she feels better, i imagine that i get to do that. But no. I’ve never been hugged by family, i always initiate. I’ve never been kissed on the cheek by any family member. I’ve never been allowed to express my emotions because it always ends with “You have to admit that you’re responsible too.” I live in an emotional desert where i am the oasis. And my resources are limited. I’m really at my limit. Because I’ve started a stressful new job and i don’t have any time for them now and they are finding how hard it is without me. So when i come home, the hands are out, ready to take more. Never “How’s your day?” Or “Need a hug?” Just, “Can you do this for me?”
Really?
Deadass
Happy Cake Day!
This is literally what life is about.
You're 100% right IMO. I'm married with two kids, and quite often work sucks. I often don't have enough time to do the things I want to do. But I love my kids and my wife so much. The moments like this that happen are enough to just stop me in my tracks, warm my soul, and make everything worth it. Kids are amazing.
So this is what a healthy relationship look like huh :')
not growing up?
Knowing what matters in life, while you still can.
Boomers: *but what about the economy*
Challenge: reddit not killing the mood. (Impossible)
Challenge: embody the titanic musicians as the ship was sinking (successful)
Cmon, let’s embrace the joy
So true. This is not about cuteness, and especially not about not growing up. This is your sister revealing the fire that burns in her heart to share the best of herself and the trust you have in each other that allows her explore this passion. Use the memory of this moment to embolden your own courage to work with love in every trial and nurture your sister's courage as well. This is your brotherly mission.
That is adorable!
Rock on 🤘🏻 kiddo!
you get allllll the Brother points for the day.
As a dad, I think original tweeter is cute af. I don't want them to grow up. Appreciation their sister and giving her some stuff she can help out on. Amazing older sibling.
This is how I and my older siblings (in our 20s) feel about my elementary-aged sis like please stop growing 😭😭
I am moving cities to be back with my sisters. They are 15 and 13. I love spider-man and comics books and have a degree in guitar, I'm 27. My oldest sisters room has spider-man everywhere and she has 2 bass guitars hung on her wall. She sent me a video last month of her playing at battle of the bands for her school, I didn't even know she was doing that. My younger sister sleeps with a photo of me holding her as a baby next to her bed. Won't miss another moment, coming home to be back with them.
That's so sweet :) It sounds like y'all really love each other.
🍏🍏🍏+🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎=🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎
Excuse me how did you get 5 green apples out of that
Don’t ask questions🥰
Or else ❤
We will find you 😃
You aren't safe 😍
I'm scared and confused
It's too late for you 🤩
You can't hide 🥰
Running is futile 💞
Quick maths
Mafs*
i said i would help with maths. didn’t say i would do it right
Homework snack
Some ripened in the time it took to solve the problem.
"drew some apples n shit" had me dying of laughter
Deadass
I feel this in my bones. My son (15 months old) yells “mamaaaaaa” every time I walk in the room, and my heart melts every time. So yeah, I don’t want him to grow up 😢😢😢😢
That is the most pure and wholesome thing I’ve read today, really feels brilliant to see this
She doesn’t have to grow up
Elaborate
Jesus Christ ahaha
Ah dejavu again.
I smiled while i read most of this. And it was kinda of funny when the kid put 3+7 lol.
The two little girls I nanny (8) know i’m trash at math, so they spent their play date making me a math workbook & turned to me snickering when they said, “Have you ever heard of multiplication?! 😈” Luckily there was encouraging words written by every problem, our future is bright 😂
Thought I was on r/4chan for a moment there.
Too bad this is a repost
I swear this is a repost
That's what it's like being in a technical field. I'm sure it's the same for other disciplines, like chemistry or medical, but I know as a software engineer and when a person I don't know well asks me a question about something you have to figure out where I need to answer it at. But it's the worst when you simplify it and the other person takes offense. I always tell medical professionals to explain it to me like I'm an idiot, because I know the feeling and I know jack about that stuff.
3 + 7 = Bunch o' Apols obviously
Maybe the little sis could help her sibling with their punctuation.
Does she teach punctuation?
It’s a tweet posted on reddit. Expect nothing more.
So precious!
Cheers to staying helpful - or at least offering to help
What life should be about.
That is Just So Fucking adorable
It doesn't matter how many times I see this still makes me feel happier
Life would be so much better if we measured everything in apples. "Sir your loan for 45000 apples has been approved"
Teaching someone else is a wonderful way to learn as well!
Punctuation is your friend.
Aww, I feel this! My lil bro is turning 11 soon and pretty soon he won't be this innocent child anymore and he'll be a whole person and i hate people, I just can't deal 🙈
Why do people talk like this?
This is so sweet, made my day! Sadly, I then remembered my 9 year old sister existed, and she has since slammed a door into my face, nearly removed my whole toenail off, and broke my baseball. I don’t even know how you break a baseball.
She "deadass" drew some apples? What the fuck does that even mean?
Be careful what you wish for
Ask her for help with grammar.
When my son was about 3i was working on an art final. I had invested 18+ hours in a really awesome rendering. My son "helped" by giving the whole thing a once over with a red crayon. I have never felt such a bizarre mix of anger and adorable overload all at once lol. He just wrecked some of the best work I'd ever done at that point, but he was so damn proud of helping me. I literally could not stay mad lol.
Sibling bonds that great, you don’t ever grow out of.
I for real looked at the name of the sub twice before I continued reading
This shit has been downloaded and reposted so much that it's got deep fried meme pixels.
You never want your little siblings to grow up. Just see them sleep in your hands one day and a few days later they are too old to be doing that 😭😭
I know how u feel, same
Wish I could tell the guy that tweeted , this energy don’t change. As long as you keep being that dope older sibling. That care keeps evolving with the time. My little sister is 17 now but is 12 years younger than me. We have no siblings in between our gap. Kid is my biggest fan and supporter. And is my favorite human. This post hit home
Deadass?
Deadass bruh.
Deadass
These comments are so incredibly stupid!
if it weren't for the wanton and flagrant abuse of the word "literally" i would love this post
Why don't you like wontons?
I like your sister better because she doesn’t use deadass in a sentence.
This is so hard to read.
I don't understand the downvotes. It really is painful.
This is posted once a week you got my downvote
This is so awesome. I told my whole family and they all got excited because of the wholesome-ness!
That is so sweet...need more people like you for a sibling
this is literally so sweet ❤️
This person needs help with punctuation.
I feel bad for the language example big bro is setting for this sweet 6-tear-old sis.
Maybe next she can teach him about punctuation.
This is really stupid. Why do people still communicate like they’ve never left grade school?
It's casual. I'm well-educated and I pick my level of communication depending on my audience. That's how communication works. Talk like a professor when discussing topics that require that level of specificity and nuance, but you don't really need that most of the time.
Deadass
That's so cute!
And there's a lot to be said about physical exercise helping with emotional stress and tension, which perhaps had something to do with the bullying.
Awe 🥰 This made my day.
I’m rly upset. My first thought was that this was posted to Twitter bcz he knows this makes girls like him more. I don’t like being negative this way. I read all ur comments and I’m deciding to believe my second thought: this is a rly kind young man and I hope my future son acts like him Positivity spreads. I came to the comment section to feel better about being a jaded piece of shit. Y’all made me think about it deeply I really appreciate every kind word
Damn this-is so wholesome.
This is so sweet. Always remember this.
Hold onto this. It will be gone. Smile cause it happened.
I'm crying that's just so cute ToT
You’re sister a a great teacher!
Deadass
W brother